RIKK's Bachelor Party thread!!!!!!!

[academic punk]

8/01 looms.

Soon Rikk will meet his bride in this mystery marriage that our esteemed and visionary colleague Mezro has arranged.

Who will the bride be? What future awaits RIKK? And will he have the time to be here now that he faces all these potential new responsibilities and duties?

AWW, WHO GIVES A SHITE!!!!

LET'S SEND RIKK OFF WITH A BACHELOR PARTY LIKE NO OTHER!!!

DRINKS!!! DRUGS!!! 'LUDES!!!! AND, OF COURSE, SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!











(oh, and hookers. Can't forget the hookers)

[Rikk]

MY BACHELOR PARTY IS HERE BEFORE MY WICKERNESS GOES INTO EFFECT!!

First off, I would like some porn, please. Anybody have any porn?

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Rikk
First off, I would like some porn, please. Anybody have any porn?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/snowporn.jpg

[Rikk]

LMFAO!!!!!:D

Is that from a case file? I can see a lawsuit going into effect from angry neighbors from something like that!:p

By the way, they both seem to be drenched in semen.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/snowporn.jpg

Believe it or not, I once dated a girl who was even more frigid than that...

[academic punk]

Who's gonna DJ this fuckin' thing? Come on, we're taking our the penthouse suite at the waldorf, no shitty boom boxes...we need some AMPAGE...

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by academic punk
Who's gonna DJ this fuckin' thing? Come on, we're taking our the penthouse suite at the waldorf, no shitty boom boxes...we need some AMPAGE...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/rocker2.jpg

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/rocker2.jpg

uh...is that Pope John Paul II on screaming lead vocals???

[Rikk]

J.P.2 rocks the house when he sings Slayer!

[Rikk]

Here...I picked the appropriate band...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=481577

[Nickdfresh]

This is gonna' be grrrraattte!

[Golden AWe]

...some of the sheep pen masters have been properly preparing for this event...for days!

[Golden AWe]

lithuanian birds can't wait to get dressed and join the party!

[Golden AWe]

spanish dump mistresses..."don't stick that tongue..."

[Golden AWe]

some more spanish and finnish join the huge event

[academic punk]

Ah, all eyes on the spanish dump mistresses!

How 'bout we get them up on this here table and have them dance, yes?

[Golden AWe]

the spanish dm's are busy getting drunk...you see, drinks are on the house!

AUF MARSCH!!!

[Golden AWe]

the finnish birds also take this seriously..."DRINK IT NOW!"

[Nickdfresh]

Uh-oh! Looks like RIKK is already trying out the stripper/call girls!

[Golden AWe]

some of the dump meisters like to wear special outifts!

[Nickdfresh]

This shall be a PEN bash second to none!

[Golden AWe]

one of the many strippers is getting ready for the show...

[Rikk]

Is that you in the mask, AWE?

Those Spanish Dump Mistresses are indeed excellent additions to any party.:)

[Matt White]

Look Out!!!

Strip Poker bustin' out!!!!

[Matt White]

You spiked the Punch ED?!?


You rascal!!!


GOOD FUCKING JOB!!!:rockit2:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Rikk
Is that you in the mask, AWE?


naah, it's my finnish classmate

for some reason i got pissed off and skipped a part of that party, joining them later that evening

the one night that i've ever been boring, ahahaha

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
naah, it's my finnish classmate

for some reason i got pissed off and skipped a part of that party, joining them later that evening

the one night that i've ever been boring, ahahaha

:p


Hey, what kind of beer are they drinking?

[academic punk]

Say...where's Lumbergh?

Is he hiding in the corner listening to George Michael on his Ipod?

I'm sure there's some meth around this place somewhere for him...

[Matt White]

This is gonna be good!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Say...where's Lumbergh?

Is he hiding in the corner listening to George Michael on his Ipod?

I'm sure there's some meth around this place somewhere for him...

Haven't seen him in a few days. Maybe a GEORGE MICHAEL box set was released?

I miss that fucker! Get him over here!:mad:

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
Haven't seen him in a few days. Maybe a GEORGE MICHAEL box set was released?

I miss that fucker! Get him over here!:mad:

Hey! Wouldn't that be a kick in the ass!

What the surprise on 8/01 is you're becoming a WebMaster on the George Michael Army site??

[Matt White]

:Why do we keep playing "SPANISH FLY"?!?!?!?!"

"NO REASON, HONEY!"

[Matt White]

We need more Booze!!!

CARL! MERLE! GEt a MOve on you FUCKERS!!!! *HIC!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Hey! Wouldn't that be a kick in the ass!

What the surprise on 8/01 is you're becoming a WebMaster on the George Michael Army site??

Well, I'd have to start a SHEEP PEN for those that listen to anything he did after WHAM.:p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
:Why do we keep playing "SPANISH FLY"?!?!?!?!"

"NO REASON, HONEY!"

She looks a bit like GRETA.:)

[Nickdfresh]

The ladies are heavenly!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
The ladies are heavenly!

STOP THE PRESS!! WHO IS THAT??:eek:

[Matt White]

LARVELY!!!

[canadiandlrgirl]

great thread.... Rikk da man:)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
great thread.... Rikk da man:)

;)

I like your outfit, baby. Lemme see what it looks like on a coat hanger...;)

[FORD]

Goddamn it!! I gave ALAN my credit card to get some booze and that bastard ran off to Mexico :mad:

Never trust a panther with plastic....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by FORD
Goddamn it!! I gave ALAN my credit card to get some booze and that bastard ran off to Mexico :mad:

Never trust a panther with plastic....

I warned you that he can't be trusted with any access to cash, FORD. Didn't you wonder why his credit rating is worse than his temper around mice?:mad:

Don't worry...once he fills up your card, you can use the VISA Panther Clause.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
;)

I like your outfit, baby. Lemme see what it looks like on a coat hanger...;)
LMAO...:p

[Matt White]

I've found my date for the evening!!!

"Sangria is good for 'ya honey!!!"

[Rikk]

She's beautiful.:)

[FORD]

Good news is that Alan is back from Mexico, with booze.

Bad news is the booze he brought with him.....
http://www.happyhour.ca/Jo/Tequila/Tequila/images/CaboWaboTequilaTerraFirme%20.jpg

Somebody needs to lay off the catnip for a while, because it's affecting his mental state.

[Matt White]

OH YEAH!!!:rockit2:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by FORD
Good news is that Alan is back from Mexico, with booze.

Bad news is the booze he brought with him.....
http://www.happyhour.ca/Jo/Tequila/Tequila/images/CaboWaboTequilaTerraFirme%20.jpg

Somebody needs to lay off the catnip for a while, because it's affecting his mental state.

No shit!:mad: He probably had V.O.A. blaring in the car deck all the way down while he was at it.

His latest religious ravings have gotten awfully fucking weird...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=562403

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
OH YEAH!!!:rockit2:
LMFAO

[Matt White]

Cut me off!!! I've got the "Grabby Hands"!!!

[academic punk]

Oh, dear, there goes Bob mistaking ALAN for one of the hookers....

[Matt White]

You can always find Bob in that "Private room".


That dirty dog!

[Matt White]

You can always find Bob in that "Private room".


That dirty dog!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Matt White
You can always find Bob in that "Private room".


That dirty dog!



HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[canadiandlrgirl]

LMAO @ Matt:D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by FORD
Good news is that Alan is back from Mexico, with booze.

Bad news is the booze he brought with him.....
http://www.happyhour.ca/Jo/Tequila/Tequila/images/CaboWaboTequilaTerraFirme%20.jpg

Somebody needs to lay off the catnip for a while, because it's affecting his mental state.


Uh-fuckin-uh!!! No fuckin' way!!!

Get that cabo shit OUT of here!!!

This is a SPECIAL occassion! Ladies and gents, for this, RIKK"s bachelor party, we have gotten Dave's very own guitar tech, Rockin' Rudy to bring his seductive Libation Station along, and the man is going to introduce each and every one of us to the Super Later!!!

Who's first!!!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by academic punk
Uh-fuckin-uh!!! No fuckin' way!!!

Get that cabo shit OUT of here!!!

This is a SPECIAL occassion! Ladies and gents, for this, RIKK"s bachelor party, we have gotten Dave's very own guitar tech, Rockin' Rudy to bring his seductive Libation Station along, and the man is going to introduce each and every one of us to the Super Later!!!

Who's first!!!

Hold on! It's good for one thing...cleaning the Puke stains out of the carpet. You just have to be careful with that rot-gut shit! It'll burn a hole in the floor if yer not careful!!!!

[diamondsgirl]

I made Rikk a very special cake :D

http://www.securecakestore.com/acatalog/wonderwoman.jpg

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I made Rikk a very special cake :D

http://www.securecakestore.com/acatalog/wonderwoman.jpg

WOW!!

Considering you're probably well aware of the fact that I am literally in love with Linda Carter, I'd say that is the greatest cake I've ever seen. I don't know whether I should eat it or just stare at it and lick it some.;)

[diamondsgirl]

definately pause between licks :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
definately pause between licks :D

:p

[Matt White]

Wine always jacks me up!!!:D

[bueno bob]

The Sheep Pen Heroes!

In honor of Rikk...

[academic punk]

Bob! At last!

We were all afraid Bill was love-fisting you by the fire escape!

[Rikk]

:p

Great work, BOB. And I agree with AP...we were getting worried about you and BILL.

Where is ol' George Michael Fan Club President anyway?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
Bob! At last!

We were all afraid Bill was love-fisting you by the fire escape!

Who says he wasn't? :D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
:p

Great work, BOB. And I agree with AP...we were getting worried about you and BILL.

Where is ol' George Michael Fan Club President anyway?

Last I heard he was getting to be a guest correspondant to "Out" magazine, and he was headed off to Botswana to interview George for the start of his world tour. After Botswana comes Pakistan, then Egypt, Antarctica, the North Pole (Bill's REALLY excited about going to the north pole), and the world tour is supposed to finish up in some eastern Russian village I forget the name of.

He's pretty excited about it!

[Golden AWe]

i'm back!

i was out with the girl who wants to get pregnant...

UFF

gotta go to work tomorrow...

and then, drink more than i ever have

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i'm back!

i was out with the girl who wants to get pregnant...

UFF

gotta go to work tomorrow...

and then, drink more than i ever have

She WANTS to get pregnant? You're not obliging, are you?

I fucking wish I could drink this weekend. I'm sick as a dog. Mind you, four tabs of NyQuil is the equivalent of three double-shots of vodka an hour later.

[academic punk]

...whoa...

blacked out there for a minute...where'd the party go?

and why are my pants around my ankles???

[VonHalen]

whoa, time for lube

[Rikk]

This party is the pre-cursor to the mass wank that will be occurring later. Everybody keep a bucket in front of you.

[Cathedral]

ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright ladies, come get your snausage..............

[Matt White]

THe DONGER needs FOOD!!!

[diamondsgirl]

going back and forth between Rikks Bachelor Party and the Pen's Anniversary Party knocked me the fuck OUT!

http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/girl_primrose.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

Whoa! That's quite the mullet I'm sporting. :p
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=622670

[canadiandlrgirl]

i see the party is still going on...
i'd thauht i would stop by and say hi...:)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
i see the party is still going on...
i'd thauht i would stop by and say hi...:)

C'mon in and give us your bra.:)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
i see the party is still going on...
i'd thauht i would stop by and say hi...:)

Hi! CG, whats happening hot stuff?

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
C'mon in and give us your bra.:)
i'm not wearing one dear...;)

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Hi! CG, whats happening hot stuff?

Hi back at ya hot stuff;)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Hi! CG, whats happening hot stuff?


Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
Hi back at ya hot stuff;)


I couldn't be a RIKK party without some lesbo action.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
I couldn't be a RIKK party without some lesbo action.
ummmmmm DG......
now where did that girl go:confused:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
i'm not wearing one dear...;)

Well, I'll to confiscate your shirt then!:p

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Well, I'll to confiscate your shirt then!:p
ummmmm....ok:D













oh shit....what am i saying:eek:

[academic punk]

Oy, Bob! I got the police on the phone and they're asking to speak wiht ya!

Apparently they just found Bill outside by the dumpster, covered in fecal matter and he's listed you as next of kin!

[Cathedral]

Y'all, I'm ashamed of you because after Golden Awe got this baby crackin', you let it slow down.

Well, never let it be said that I don't deliver the goods.

So grab a drink, have a seat, and look at something good to eat.

I give you, this hours entertainment..............

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
Oy, Bob! I got the police on the phone and they're asking to speak wiht ya!

Apparently they just found Bill outside by the dumpster, covered in fecal matter and he's listed you as next of kin!
LMAO...

[Cathedral]

Ta Daaaaaaaa!

[Cathedral]

Oooo La La!

[Cathedral]

:)

[academic punk]

Yo, man, I got bigger tits than this chick...

[Cathedral]

;)

[Cathedral]

..............

[Cathedral]

8------->

[Cathedral]

8----------------->0

[Cathedral]

( . )( . )

[academic punk]

here's one for the more...uh...adventurous (or drunk) amongst us...

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by academic punk
Yo, man, I got bigger tits than this chick...

Well, you go right on ahead and enjoy them, lmmfao.

When it comes to tits, I have no preference.
As long as they're female, and real.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by academic punk
here's one for the more...uh...adventurous (or drunk) amongst us...

Dude, and you have the nerve to bitch about my chicks tits?

Nobody told me i had to bring a harpoon to this party.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
here's one for the more...uh...adventurous (or drunk) amongst us...
Oh my god....that's sick AP

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Well, you go right on ahead and enjoy them, lmmfao.

When it comes to tits, I have no preference.
As long as they're female, and real.

What've you got against silicone tits? Because they were manufactured in Japan??

[Cathedral]

LMMFAO, that was a good one.

But no, Barbie was made of plastic, my lady shouldn't be. :)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Dude, and you have the nerve to bitch about my chicks tits?

Nobody told me i had to bring a harpoon to this party.

RIKK requested "a lot of ass" for his bachelor party.

I misinterpreted that, and didn't realize what he meant was that he wanted lots of girls

[Cathedral]

Oh, and did you know,
Jesterstar is hungry for the cock!..........

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by academic punk
RIKK requested "a lot of ass" for his bachelor party.

I misinterpreted that, and didn't realize what he meant was that he wanted lots of girls

Well, that'll teach him not to be more specific in the future, won't it?

LMMFAO

[academic punk]

Besides, c'mon, don't you appreciate a challenge????

[Cathedral]

Every woman i have ever been with was a challenge, or it wouldn't have been worth it, lol.

And now for round two.............

[Cathedral]

I really dig eyes on a woman. especially when she staring at me while i'm going deep....that's awesome.

She's got beautiful eyes.

[Cathedral]

But those are not her only ass-ets.

[Cathedral]

She is close to perfect according to my taste.

[Cathedral]

Rikk, i hope you're enjoying these. I'm sharing my best stuff here, lol.

[Cathedral]

:)

[Cathedral]

Did i mention her lips?
She's got a very nice set of them....both pairs. :)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Rikk, i hope you're enjoying these. I'm sharing my best stuff here, lol.

To hell with RIKK!!! This girl is fuckin' IT!!!

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
I couldn't be a RIKK party without some lesbo action.

you wanted some lesbo action...here ya go hun
this is my gift from me to you... :p

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by academic punk
To hell with RIKK!!! This girl is fuckin' IT!!!

Oh, so i stumbled onto one that you like?

Cool Beans, she is one of my favorites.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Oh, so i stumbled onto one that you like?

Cool Beans, she is one of my favorites.

Well, I thank you for sharing her.

(fuckin' SMOKIN')

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ta Daaaaaaaa!

STOP THE PRESS!! WHO IS THAT??

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Yo, man, I got bigger tits than this chick...

I never cared about tit size. So, she's perfect for me. Absolutely positively perfect.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Every woman i have ever been with was a challenge, or it wouldn't have been worth it, lol.

And now for round two.............

Holy shit...look at her eyes!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
She's got beautiful eyes.

:p

Great minds think alike.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Rikk, i hope you're enjoying these. I'm sharing my best stuff here, lol.

This is the greatest Bachelor Party in the history of this particular computer monitor.;)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
This is the greatest Bachelor Party in the history of this particular computer monitor.;)

I noticed you only commented on Cath's ladies. I can't see how oyu possibly overlooked the one I brought along...(I mean, really, I don't know how ANYONE could "OVERLOOK" her!!!)

[academic punk]

But, RIKK, because this is your special party...I've brought along - JUST for YOU - a lady we have both admired and lusted over for many months now...

RIKK, my soul brutha...I give you....

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=5226

[Rikk]

How dare you insinuate that I ignored your wonderful picture?:mad: Why, once you posted that beaut, I downloaded it and made my own modified version of that pic!! And now I've had to take a break from having a nice wank to that pic to convince you that your pic was indeed quite the contribution to this thread we all know and love as RIKK'S BACHELOR PARTY!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
But, RIKK, because this is your special party...I've brought along - JUST for YOU - a lady we have both admired and lusted over for many months now...

RIKK, my soul brutha...I give you....

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=5226

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!:p :D

Our girl! Our sweet, innocent girl!! Man, do you still have that pic of her that he...er...she posted back in the day??:D

I tell ya, she's a breath-taking blonde!:cool:

[academic punk]

I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!:p :D

Our girl! Our sweet, innocent girl!! Man, do you still have that pic of her that he...er...she posted back in the day??:D

I tell ya, she's a breath-taking blonde!:cool:

I wish I had that fucking picture still! After many nights of keeping the print-out warm, I had finally soiled it the point where the only thing you could see was that weird looking dude off in the corner...and, you know, that wasn't doing anybody any favors...

[academic punk]

Hey, where the fuck is MAX????

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
I wish I had that fucking picture still! After many nights of keeping the print-out warm, I had finally soiled it the point where the only thing you could see was that weird looking dude off in the corner...and, you know, that wasn't doing anybody any favors...

Yeah, whoever that weird-looking dude next to our girl was, he wasn't bitten by the handsome bug. What a weird-looking fucking guy. But PUSSYLICKER next to him...WOW! Let's just stay my ceiling was perpinDICKular to my manhood for many a night with that printout in hand...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Hey, where the fuck is MAX????

He caught the flu from his 13th wife, Gracie.

[Matt White]

A Cha-cha cha!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yeah, whoever that weird-looking dude next to our girl was, he wasn't bitten by the handsome bug. What a weird-looking fucking guy. But PUSSYLICKER next to him...WOW! Let's just stay my ceiling was perpinDICKular to my manhood for many a night with that printout in hand...

y'know...we really have traumatized the poor guy... :D

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
But, RIKK, because this is your special party...I've brought along - JUST for YOU - a lady we have both admired and lusted over for many months now...

RIKK, my soul brutha...I give you....

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=5226
LMAO...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
He caught the flu from his 13th wife, Gracie.

What a pussy.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by academic punk
I noticed you only commented on Cath's ladies. I can't see how oyu possibly overlooked the one I brought along...(I mean, really, I don't know how ANYONE could "OVERLOOK" her!!!)

I agree!
Did Jonah not see the whale?
Did Richard Harris not see Orca?

Man the harpoons, she's gettin' to close to the beach.....

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yeah, whoever that weird-looking dude next to our girl was, he wasn't bitten by the handsome bug. What a weird-looking fucking guy. But PUSSYLICKER next to him...WOW! Let's just stay my ceiling was perpinDICKular to my manhood for many a night with that printout in hand...

Two things, a thumb tac and a step ladder.

You can't double fist it if she isn't pinned to the cieling.

[academic punk]

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

(maybe that's what REALLY happened to MAX. Flu, my foot. That whale sat on his face in the throes of passion...snapped his cervical spine into POWDER)

[Cathedral]

A thought just hit me.
If i ever have the honor of entering y'all's homes, i'm not touching your computer..........or even sitting in your 'puter chair.

Every man who browses porn has converted their pc area into Wanking Central.....and THAT'S a FACT.....

Don't even try to deny it, lol.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
:p

Great minds think alike.

Indeed they do, indeed they do.....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Did Richard Harris not see Orca?

:p

And I thought I was the ONLY person on Earth that remembers that movie!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
A thought just hit me.
If i ever have the honor of entering y'all's homes, i'm not touching your computer..........or even sitting in your 'puter chair.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!@!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Two things, a thumb tac and a step ladder.

You can't double fist it if she isn't pinned to the cieling.

PUSSYLICKER's inspiration provides for no need for double-fisting...

(my god, I can't believe what I'm typing)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
A thought just hit me.
If i ever have the honor of entering y'all's homes, i'm not touching your computer..........or even sitting in your 'puter chair.

Every man who browses porn has converted their pc area into Wanking Central.....and THAT'S a FACT.....

Don't even try to deny it, lol.

I have a rag dispenser on the wall next to me, and my monitor doubles as a lube dispenser...second-button next to the POWER switch.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
:p

And I thought I was the ONLY person on Earth that remembers that movie!

Bo Derek, man, Bo Derek..............*slurp*

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
PUSSYLICKER's inspiration provides for no need for double-fisting...

(my god, I can't believe what I'm typing)

I can't believe it either, so stop it, lol.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
I have a rag dispenser on the wall next to me, and my monitor doubles as a lube dispenser...second-button next to the POWER switch.

Get a patent, and don't infringe on my keyboard cover market... :)

[Redballjets88]

ill be the beer run guy yano when all the adults are drinking the kid that is told numerous time "hey go get me a beer" and while the kid gets beers he sneaks like 10 for himself and gets hammered too

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Get a patent, and don't infringe on my keyboard cover market... :)

Yes, but what would one call such a product?

HP's COMPUTER MONITOR AND JIZZ-ASSISTANCE DISPENSER?:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
ill be the beer run guy yano when all the adults are drinking the kid that is told numerous time "hey go get me a beer" and while the kid gets beers he sneaks like 10 for himself and gets hammered too

Great scene in DAZED AND CONFUSED that reminds me of what you just wrote...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Bo Derek, man, Bo Derek..............*slurp*

Didn't she get her leg bitten off?

Actually, though I haven't seen it for over ten years, I remember that movie having some cool parts. I think Harris was really good in it.

[Redballjets88]

i love that movie

[FORD]

Originally posted by academic punk
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

(maybe that's what REALLY happened to MAX. Flu, my foot. That whale sat on his face in the throes of passion...snapped his cervical spine into POWDER)

Dunno about that.... 13 wives would be enough to wear any man down. I don't know how Max's Great Great Great Great Grandaddy Brigham Young managed with 27 of 'em :eek:

[Rikk]

13 wives, huh? I figured after 12, he would have married two more at the same time to avoid having an unlucky wife...you know, the kind that burns dinner or ruins the other wives' orgasms, etc.

[Redballjets88]

my 13th husband is great

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
my 13th husband is great

:confused:

Are you a chick now?

[Matt White]

That's the Alcohol talking.........


Cut 'em off CARL!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Double the pron.
http://taylortwins.com/hosted/gal/ass2ass/images/7.jpg

[Matt White]

Ahhhhh....what's a party without Pron?!?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
Oy, Bob! I got the police on the phone and they're asking to speak wiht ya!

Apparently they just found Bill outside by the dumpster, covered in fecal matter and he's listed you as next of kin!

Awww, shit.

Litterally.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I see the quality of the threads has gone up in the last week :rolleyes: . Bob, what did the doctor say about your infection?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I see the quality of the threads has gone up in the last week :rolleyes: . Bob, what did the doctor say about your infection?

Um...that seriously depends on who told you what... :confused:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I see the quality of the threads has gone up in the last week :rolleyes: . Bob, what did the doctor say about your infection?

How the hell are ya' LUMBERGH? Been slacking by doing stupid, worthless things like, oh...working and spending precious time with your family?:D

[Rikk]

I know.:rolleyes: "I have to be with my family.":rolleyes: I mean, get your priorities straight. Talking at a message board with a bunch of immature morons about why other morons are actually farm animals...that's more important.

I say you just quit work and leave your family and hole up in a hotel room so you can be at the Rotharmy 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Sound good, WILLIAM?:D

[Bill Lumbergh]

Well a couple weeks ago I was here EVERY day posting like mad! Where were Rikky and Bob? On their THIRD fucking honeymoon!!!!!! How WAS Fag Island, anyway?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Well a couple weeks ago I was here EVERY day posting like mad! Where were Rikky and Bob? On their THIRD fucking honeymoon!!!!!! How WAS Fag Island, anyway?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Ya know, it's a little known fact that Salacious Crumb had the biggest cock in Jabba's Palace, barely edging out Lando's 11 incher. Had I been in the palace I wouldve come in right behind Ree Yees 1.25 inches........trust me my wife knows THAT better than anyone!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I'm so envious of Bob. One of these days I really think I'd like to try the whole 'straight' thing...these constant attacks of violent diarhea are caused by too much in the way of extreme anal penetration, the doctor said.

I'd also like to try and go back to school and complete the 9th grade. I've been studying really hard and think I can almost grasp freshman home ec!

[Rikk]

For Christ's sake, LUMBERGH, complete the 9th grade already, you fucking asshole.:mad:

Notice how everyone was getting along at my Bachelor Party before my 8/01 demise until LUMBERGH showed up.:rolleyes:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
For Christ's sake, LUMBERGH, complete the 9th grade already, you fucking asshole.:mad:

Notice how everyone was getting along at my Bachelor Party before my 8/01 demise until LUMBERGH showed up.:rolleyes:

Amazing how that works, isn't it? Lumbergh shows up and the whole thing turns into a shitball. No wonder we're doing away with him on 8/01! :mad:

[Matt White]

Let's keep this party goin' strong!!!

[bueno bob]

yay!

[Nickdfresh]

http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/spring-break-girls-stage.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

WARHAM looks like he is enjoying himself...
http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/spring-break-girls-dance.jpg

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
WARHAM looks like he is enjoying himself...
http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/spring-break-girls-dance.jpg

Warham is the one on the far right, right?

(get it? "Far right"? That joke is what professional comedians call "a two-fer"!)

[bueno bob]

Double your pleasure, double your fun...twice over :D

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by bueno bob

LOL...

[Matt White]

I'm Diggin' this party!!!:rockit2:

[Matt White]

"LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!"


We're gonna need more booze......and some hula-hoops!!!

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Matt White
"LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!"


We're gonna need more booze......and some hula-hoops!!!

http://www.sawdayee.com/BEITLEHBIB.jpg

Leaveth the beverages to Me. I can turn these jars of water into whatever ye wish. :cool:

I am out of hula hoops unfortunately.

[Matt White]

BOOZE...Check!!!

We just need the women!

Hey! Look who just walked in!!!

Gentlemen...Business just picked up!!!

I want the one with the black dress & red frill...she looks like trouble!!!:D

[Matt White]

Alright RIKK!!!
Our friends the Sucicide Girls have something special for "The Wickerman"...and they need you in the basement..ALONE!!!

GOOD LUCK BRO!!!

[Jesus Christ]

Oh My Dad.

The Son of Man should not be looking upon these temptations of the flesh.

[Matt White]

Hmmmm...probably right JC!

Not sure we even have any Koser food...Sorry!!!

[ALinChainz]

Kills me under JC's name it says "Crazy Ass MOFO".

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
Alright RIKK!!!
Our friends the Sucicide Girls have something special for "The Wickerman"...and they need you in the basement..ALONE!!!

GOOD LUCK BRO!!!

I can only handle five at a time. So, I'm gonna be a while...:)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Kills me under JC's name it says "Crazy Ass MOFO".

:p

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
I can only handle five at a time. So, I'm gonna be a while...:)

We all gotta make sacrifices......just not human ones!!!

[bueno bob]

I'll dress appropriately.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I'll dress appropriately.

Yeah, I always have thought you look really pretty in that floral summer dress and no panties.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Yeah, I always have thought you look really pretty in that floral summer dress and no panties.

Did he borrow that off PUSSYLICKER?

[Golden AWe]

can i rbing my new french grrrlfriend?

http://jfkaps01.free.fr/melissa_theuriau_040916.jpg

[Rikk]

I want the two on the right.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
can i rbing my new french grrrlfriend?

http://jfkaps01.free.fr/melissa_theuriau_040916.jpg

What's her name?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
What's her name?

MRS. GA to you!!!

ahahahah

her maiden name is melissa theuriau...i already started a thread about her in the dump...check it out!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
Did he borrow that off PUSSYLICKER?

yeah...after a night of torrid carpet munching....

[Rikk]

God, PUSSYLICKER is so fucking hot.

[academic punk]

Yeah, but a real prissy cunt.

YOu start telling her how hot she is, and she gets all uppity and snooty.

Bitch.

[Rikk]

I tried to seriously ask her some respectful questions, not even mean flirting but just a bit, with a few comments that her pic is really good. And even then she told me to fuck off and kept calling me "fag" or something. What an attitude. It's almost attractive, but at the end of the day, that kind of prissyness definitely detracts from her femininity.

Cunt.

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by academic punk
Yeah, but a real prissy cunt.

YOu start telling her how hot she is, and she gets all uppity and snooty.

Bitch.


AP, you can tell me how hot I am till the sun goes down!!! ;)

[Matt White]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
AP, you can tell me how hot I am till the sun goes down!!! ;)

Babe...I'd PREFER telling you "how HOT you are" AFTER the Sun went down!!!;)

[MAX]

bump

[Matt White]

THis fine educational thread deserves another chance!!!

[blonddgirl777]

Sorry... just trying to get rid of the big ugly thread...

[Matt White]

WELL...Who knows what tomorrow will bring...

Let's enjoy another night of debauchery!!!


Do it up RIKK!!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
WELL...Who knows what tomorrow will bring...

Let's enjoy another night of debauchery!!!


Do it up RIKK!!!!!

"Let's start drinkin', everybody!"
http://www.ultimatedallas.com/multimedia/images/larry2.jpg

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
I tried to seriously ask her some respectful questions, not even mean flirting but just a bit, with a few comments that her pic is really good. And even then she told me to fuck off and kept calling me "fag" or something. What an attitude. It's almost attractive, but at the end of the day, that kind of prissyness definitely detracts from her femininity.

Cunt.

Why are the hot babes like IMAPUS SYLICKER always such prisses?

[academic punk]

uhh....the day of.

The hangover. the rotten smell of stale beer and cigarettes. the $5000 hookers without their make-up on. Reality....it's a painful thang....

oh...check out www.southfork.com. Consider it my wedding gift to you.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
uhh....the day of.

The hangover. the rotten smell of stale beer and cigarettes. the $5000 hookers without their make-up on. Reality....it's a painful thang....

oh...check out www.southfork.com. Consider it my wedding gift to you.

:D

You know damn well I would fucking kill to visit Southfork!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
:D

You know damn well I would fucking kill to visit Southfork!!

What better place for a Sheep Pen Gathering? :D

Shit, I think it's more appropriate than Detroit! :)

[Rikk]

Imagine, the SHEEP PEN gathering at Southfork Ranch!:p That would be hilarious! The pictures we could take (of course, I would put big black boxes over my face and MAX's so that our enemies couldn't photoshop into the next millennium).

[bueno bob]

We could have so much fun! We could have Bill re-create the Bobby Ewing "hit by a car" scene! I could shoot you and we could have our own season finale cliffhanger - who shot Rikk?

The possibilities are endless.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
We could have so much fun! We could have Bill re-create the Bobby Ewing "hit by a car" scene! I could shoot you and we could have our own season finale cliffhanger - who shot Rikk?

The possibilities are endless.

No fair!

Why do you always get to be the one who shoots RIKK?? Just once, *I* want to be the one who shoots RIKK!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
No fair!

Why do you always get to be the one who shoots RIKK?? Just once, *I* want to be the one who shoots RIKK!!!

Sorry guy! I figured you wanted to run over Lumbergh! OK, OK - you get to shoot Rikk, I run over Lumbergh!

AND THIS TIME HE DOESN'T COME BACK AND WE ALL REALIZE THAT IT WAS JUST A DREAM!!! :mad:

[academic punk]

I think George Michael has dibs on "running over" Bill...

Who's the Victoria Principal character? MAX???

[academic punk]

Huh...so it looks like you'll be married for a week, and then ther'll be an annulment...

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
No fair!

Why do you always get to be the one who shoots RIKK?? Just once, *I* want to be the one who shoots RIKK!!!
lmao...now boys, no fighting:D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
lmao...now boys, no fighting:D

You're right!

Hey, Bob, why don;t we BOTH shoot RIKK?

[canadiandlrgirl]

LOL....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
You're right!

Hey, Bob, why don;t we BOTH shoot RIKK?

That is no way to speak about a Moderator. After all, I am a Moderator now, much higher than you little Sheep Pen Admins. For my new modness makes me a great man. I am a MOD...like this man...

http://www.celebrityimpersonators.com/cp/rodstewart.jpg

[academic punk]

Can I get my deposit back on the donkey rental now?

No, sir, I don't know why it's bleeding from its ass. Are you sure it wasn't like that when we rented it?