View Full Version : The Song Version of how "Unchainme" Got his name
Jesterstar
08-04-2005, 01:30 PM
*Seductive Soul Barry White style Music"
Oh yea..........................
Unchainme........................
He's ready for his daily dose of penis.
You love how the penis wiggles.............You love to feel the cum trickle..........Unchainme
Your chained up to the bed just begging to give JESTERSTAR some head...............Oh yea..............Unchainme
Your acting like a little slut with your butt up in the air waiting for a massive shaft OOOOOOOooooohhhhhhhhhhh YEAAAAAAAA
He's a cock sucker who loves to let the cock dangle..........In front of his face..................Just to get a taste.
He opens his throat the cum coats his throat like the milk from a goat............Ooooooooooooooooo Baby!!!!!!
Unchainme he screams............And his ass is ripped apart at the seams.........Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Baby
Your a slut for me.............Your a Slut for me..........YOUR A SLUT FOR ME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unchainme......................You ask.............But not untill your done with your task..................Yea.
Your task of Sucking cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SUCKING ON COCKS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You love to watch the cock Wiggle in front of your face just to get a taste .........................Your so nasty baby.
Oh yea.....................Unchainme is the best at sucking cocks all day and all night. He's the one for the job.
Feel that smooth R and B rythem
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 01:36 PM
God you suck ass at writing poetry.
I got my name from the song Unchained Ya know By Van Halen? This is a site about DLR-era Van Halen, Do you think maybe theres a link.
Yes I know Jesterstar your dreaming about my cock and how you hunger for it, But sorry I'm not gay or Bi unlike you, I'm Hetero sorry to disapoint you, I know how much you hunger for the cock.
BTW are you even a Fan of DLR?
JESTERSTAR HE's HUNGRY FOR THE COCK :D
Jesterstar
08-04-2005, 01:45 PM
Here's a poem for you.
Roses are Dead,
Violets are Jews,
I you aren't getting fucked like a bitch,
You don't know what to do.
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Here's a poem for you.
Roses are Dead,
Violets are Jews,
I you aren't getting fucked like a bitch,
You don't know what to do.
I'll say it once and I'll say it again you suck at writing. That poem doesn't make any sense.
Jesterstar
08-04-2005, 02:13 PM
Up is Down and Down is Up,
Unchainme is nothing more than a cock slut.
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Up is Down and Down is Up,
Unchainme is nothing more than a cock slut.
Okay? We have no evidence that i am gay or "suck cocks" But we do have plenty of evidence you do.
Jesterstar
08-04-2005, 02:34 PM
This Poem is gay,
and so are you,
I don't suck cocks,
But I know that you do.
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
This Poem is gay,
and so are you,
I don't suck cocks,
But I know that you do.
Whatever, Mounds of evidence that show you as the cocksucker you really are.
Jesterstar
08-04-2005, 02:40 PM
I caught you I caught you with a cock in your mouth,
You family was ashamed and sent you to the south,
They praid that the Klan took care of faggots down there,
What happend to you your family didn't care,
You walked and you wandered and wandered and waited,
Next thing you know it was the grand master you dated,
You fucked on the first night and sucked the next morn,
It was all a trick to sell you as a slave to perform in gay porn.
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Thank god Cock showed up I am ever so hungry.
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by Cathedral
And the truth is, You crave the Cock!
From that little drop of chum on your chin to the puddle of jizz at your feet, YOU CRAVE THE COCK!
Cock to you is like a slushie treat to a parched man in 100 degree heat, A TREAT!
Anything you say may be muffled because, YOU SUCK DA COCK!
We know the truth, and the truth is we don't want you, TRYIN TO SUCK OUR COCKS!
Here's a napkin, have a nice day! :)
academic punk
08-04-2005, 02:44 PM
*YAWN*
Ryan, just 'cause you got a bellyfull of jizz last night, doesn't mean you can suddenly start writing poetry like W.H. Auden...
JesterStar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!
Jesterstar
08-04-2005, 02:47 PM
That was a lame attempt at Humor a Lame attempt at best,
You wish Sammy Hagar was here so you could lick Cabo Wabo from his hairy Chest,
Then with little kiss's you go down his Tummy,
Till you get to his cock which you think is so yummy,
Your Cock is lubed up fresh with my saliva,
You may now place it in my mangina,
Your ass gets fucked and you shout with glee,
You open your mouth because sammy has to pee,
You love being a fag and a fag is what you will be,
that is why you've felt held back and beg for sammy to Unchainme
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
*YAWN*
Ryan, just 'cause you got a bellyfull of jizz last night, doesn't mean you can suddenly start writing poetry like W.H. Auden...
JesterStar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!
LMAO
JESTERSTAR.....HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK.
Jesterstar
08-04-2005, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
*YAWN*
Ryan, just 'cause you got a bellyfull of jizz last night, doesn't mean you can suddenly start writing poetry like W.H. Auden...
JesterStar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!
Oh look a punk ass Bitch,
one I could easy beat and throw in a ditch,
He would rub is little pussy and beg me not to,
but when your dealing with a bitch what the fuck else would you do???
Guitar Shark
08-04-2005, 02:50 PM
Sammy Hagar has rhymed better.
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 02:52 PM
http://homepage.mac.com/edwardocatflappo/iMovieTheater10.html
You know how we wondered who was influenced By Sammy Hagar, I found who was influenced by him. This is Funny as hell.
JESTERSTAR.......HE's HUNGRY FOR THE COCK.
Guitar Shark
08-04-2005, 03:03 PM
Was that recorded in his male room?
That was the best two-chord song I've heard. I think it's the only one, though.
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 03:06 PM
anyone elst think Jesterstar sounds like Napaleon dynamite?
Originally posted by Unchainme
anyone elst think Jesterstar sounds like Napaleon dynamite?
No, I thought he sounded like a whiny little bitch who's HUNGRY FOR COCK.
Jesterstar
08-04-2005, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by FORD
No, I thought he sounded like a whiny little bitch who's HUNGRY FOR COCK.
Funny you should mention that..............I hear you like to suck dicks yourself.
I'm flattered that you have such daydreams about me Jizzy, but I just don't swing that way. You'll just have to be hungry for another cock.
academic punk
08-04-2005, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by FORD
I'm flattered that you have such daydreams about me Jizzy, but I just don't swing that way. You'll just have to be hungry for another cock.
Come on, FORD, now he's going to go after all of us. Can't you just this once take one for the team???
JesterStar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by FORD
No, I thought he sounded like a whiny little bitch who's HUNGRY FOR COCK.
Oh I get it
JESTERSTAR IS FRED DURST.
bueno bob
08-04-2005, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
Oh I get it
JESTERSTAR IS FRED DURST.
Now....I've heard some pretty vile insults thrown Jester's way...and I've seen him get his ass owned into the dirt on numerous occasions...even did a little of that myself not too long back...
But never...
And I mean NEVER...
Have I seen insult like that given to him.
Wow.
Amazing.
Unchainme, you're a quick study, my friend.
Keeping in mind that Jesterstar, of course, hungers for the cock, and with his penchant for nonsensical, illiterate, barely intelligent posts of random nonsense, he obviously IS Fred Durst. I'm rather amazed I didn't figure the correlation sooner.
Impressive.
Now that stupid song "I did it all for the Nookie" makes much more sense. It was all about Jizzy Fred's HUNGER FOR COCK.
canadiandlrgirl
08-04-2005, 08:21 PM
wow...i think this thread needs to be closed:rolleyes:
jestertar i dont kno you very well but you don't seem to have a whole lotta friends:confused:
and are you really hungry for the cock?:D
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Now....I've heard some pretty vile insults thrown Jester's way...and I've seen him get his ass owned into the dirt on numerous occasions...even did a little of that myself not too long back...
But never...
And I mean NEVER...
Have I seen insult like that given to him.
Wow.
Amazing.
Unchainme, you're a quick study, my friend.
Keeping in mind that Jesterstar, of course, hungers for the cock, and with his penchant for nonsensical, illiterate, barely intelligent posts of random nonsense, he obviously IS Fred Durst. I'm rather amazed I didn't figure the correlation sooner.
Impressive.
Thanks Bueno This really means a lot coming from a True LEGEND.
Thanks again.
Unchainme
08-04-2005, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Now that stupid song "I did it all for the Nookie" makes much more sense. It was all about Jizzy Fred's HUNGER FOR COCK.
Yes and he did a cover version of a George Michael song, my God It does make perfect sense.
canadiandlrgirl
08-04-2005, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
Thanks Bueno This really means a lot coming from a True LEGEND.
Thanks again.
wow bob...looks like you're fan base is getting bigger:)
but just remember i'm your #1 fan;)
ashstralia
08-05-2005, 05:04 AM
Originally posted by Unchainme
http://homepage.mac.com/edwardocatflappo/iMovieTheater10.html
You know how we wondered who was influenced By Sammy Hagar, I found who was influenced by him. This is Funny as hell.
JESTERSTAR.......HE's HUNGRY FOR THE COCK.
that is so fucking lame.
jestie, do ya really think the world needs another g5 c add9 song?
you should just do a pisspoor cover of 'every rose has it's thorn'.
:)
Keeyth
08-05-2005, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
http://homepage.mac.com/edwardocatflappo/iMovieTheater10.html
You know how we wondered who was influenced By Sammy Hagar, I found who was influenced by him. This is Funny as hell.
JESTERSTAR.......HE's HUNGRY FOR THE COCK.
Oh.... ...My...... ...GOD!!!!
ROFLMMFAO!!!
Jesterstar, I wasn't going to get involved... ...until I heard that lame ass wanna-be-gobbling-cock-gay-ass-faggy-hagarish 'song'...
Man... ...you really are HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!! :cato:
bueno bob
08-05-2005, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
wow bob...looks like you're fan base is getting bigger:)
but just remember i'm your #1 fan;)
How can I forget? :D
bueno bob
08-05-2005, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
Thanks Bueno This really means a lot coming from a True LEGEND.
Thanks again.
Very welcome, my friend :)
Roth on!
canadiandlrgirl
08-05-2005, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
How can I forget? :D
:D
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