Respect Jesterstar says hitch1969

[hitch1969©]

All you JEsterbashers listen up because i am going to do you a favor.

David Lee himself asked Jester to monitor this site. While Jester is not a VH fan, he is a 2nd cousin removed of David Lee. He is very jewish and is helping to look out for his own people and family

so beware, jester is not someone to be fucked with if you ever want to meet or score tickets to the big VH reunion. i cant tell you all about this now. but i have been talking to Jester and he is in the know

I think something will be announced by or on Nov 9. WE all know that day, dont we?

just a heads up from hitch

BREASTS!!

=h=

[Nickdfresh]

HITCH© has spoken@!

[Unchainme]

All Hail Hitch.

[ashstralia]

uh.... riiiiight.

:rolleyes:

[Hardrock69]

Jesterstar Craves The Jewish Cock?

:confused:

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
All you JEsterbashers listen up because i am going to do you a favor.

David Lee himself asked Jester to monitor this site. While Jester is not a VH fan, he is a 2nd cousin removed of David Lee. He is very jewish and is helping to look out for his own people and family

so beware, jester is not someone to be fucked with if you ever want to meet or score tickets to the big VH reunion. i cant tell you all about this now. but i have been talking to Jester and he is in the know

I think something will be announced by or on Nov 9. WE all know that day, dont we?

just a heads up from hitch

BREASTS!!

=h=
hitchy,

Dis is why yer da GRATEST trolleer on da Intwatnet, BAYBEE!

No o1ne will call and yer e-mail will not bee sold t2o telemarketaires..


:spank:

[MAX]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
David Lee himself asked Jester to monitor this site.

Hitch,

With all due respect... No he didn't. http://tatulife.kulichki.com/forum/images/smilie/1/no.gif

Don't YOU trust me? ;)

[Rikk]

I think I'm going to make a nice salad.

[saint]

The biggest problem we face in today's disjointed world is how to stay connected to reality.

[Lestat]

Originally posted by saint
The biggest problem we face in today's disjointed world is how to stay connected to reality.

Reality bites.

[Golden AWe]

I don't hate Jesterstar.

He's just a bit too repetitive with his comedy routine.

Plus he never should've challenged the Dump Meisters.

[WACF]

Jesterstar does a comedy routine?

[Steve Savicki]

Gentlemen,

I must suggest that respecting everyone would be such a good thing.;)

[ThrillsNSpills]

Oh shit I got to be home by the end of the thread.

[Jesterstar]

Hitch I ain't mad that you told them I am realated to Dave. But don't go around telling people about the Jew thing.

My father is irish and my mother is a jew. Of course if the mother is a Jew you practice the relgeion of your mother. Even though I did attend chatholic church for a period.

My Religeion is kind of my own personal thing so I just ask that people respect it even though I've cracked a Jew Joke here and there. What the jews have suffered isn't something to be taken lightly. If I didn't know that Grimsdale was kidding I might take offense but I don't what a dog egg he can be.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I don't hate Jesterstar.

He's just a bit too repetitive with his comedy routine.

Plus he never should've challenged the Dump Meisters.

I only challenged you guys because the Jew shit was on my last nerve. I like you guys I really do. But that Jew Bullshit got old long before my act did.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Rikk
I think I'm going to make a nice salad.

Really?

I had a nice Cobb Salad the other evening and it was great.

You should try it.

Here's the RECIPE. (http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/recipe_views/views/11049)

:gulp:

[Jesterstar]

I see all the respect I get now.

[WACF]

It's all in fun...

[saint]

Jesterstar is a well known and respected poster over at hitch world yes..

but here at the army jesterstar is repeating the same old shit over and over.

I don’t see the greatness, but that could be because he is put out of his context here at the army?

[Coyote]

I'm not in the habit of bashing people (that much, anyway).

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I only challenged you guys because the Jew shit was on my last nerve. I like you guys I really do. But that Jew Bullshit got old long before my act did.

What jew bullshit?

IT'S THE TRUTH!!!

I AM IMMORTAL!!!

[Jesterstar]

Awe if you didn't bang fat nurses I would say somethign was wrong with you.

[Golden AWe]

uhuhuhuhuhuhhuuh

but something IS wrong with me

[superdave]

At least he has sex with females, Ryan....Can the same be said for you?

[Jesterstar]

I had sex with one before I came to work today does that count???

[superdave]

Not really--Say, whatever happened with Bobby, I waited for him to show up here, and never heard a word..Don't tell me he wussed out, as usual....

[ALMOSTsaved]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
I think something will be announced by or on Nov 9. WE all know that day, dont we?=h=

What's November 9th?

[Reverberator]

It's CUNT City USA .

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
What's November 9th?

The day after November 8th.

Second cousin :rolleyes:

Get a life Jizzy, you cock hungry faggot.

Anyone who believes this bullshit deserves to be owned by a fucking retarded male room loser.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
The day after November 8th.

Second cousin :rolleyes:

Get a life Jizzy, you cock hungry faggot.

Anyone who believes this bullshit deserves to be owned by a fucking retarded male room loser.

It's amazing how many people have been buying into it...

Let's see...

He won $20000 in a lottery...BULLSHIT

He's going to be modded...BULLSHIT

He's going to have half the site banned...BULLSHIT

He's not an untalented worthless loser repressed homosexual...BULLSHIT

Now suddenly this loser who works as male room clerk is cousins with Dave, talks to him regularly, and they discuss Ed in detail....riiiiiight.

Even if this is true - and it fuckin' ain't - you've done your horseshit too often around here, loserboy. Ever hear of Chicken Little and "The Sky is Falling"?

Well, you're "CHICKEN-LITTLE-SHIT".

Chicken-Little-Shit, aka JesterStar....HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
All you JEsterbashers listen up because i am going to do you a favor.

David Lee himself asked Jester to monitor this site. While Jester is not a VH fan, he is a 2nd cousin removed of David Lee. He is very jewish and is helping to look out for his own people and family

so beware, jester is not someone to be fucked with if you ever want to meet or score tickets to the big VH reunion. i cant tell you all about this now. but i have been talking to Jester and he is in the know

I think something will be announced by or on Nov 9. WE all know that day, dont we?

just a heads up from hitch

BREASTS!!

=h=

Jester the Molester is a mail sorting faggy with no balls and even less brains. I dont give a flying fuck who or what endorses this shit stain poster. ;)

but thanks for the heads up! Now how about a heads out? :D

[LoungeMachine]

Don't forget the "my girlfriend left me" and the "pulled over last night" stories.

And the beating up 5 guys at once doozey.

Gee, I thought he was going to LA to "record an album"??

Remember when he was making tapes and t-shirts for all of his "fans" here???

JIZZYSTOOL = HE'S HUNGRY FOR COCK ATTENTION

[Jesterstar]

AP you sound Jealous....................I'd be jealous of me if I wasn't me. So I guess i understand where your comming from.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Jester the Molester is a mail sorting faggy with no balls and even less brains. I dont give a flying fuck who or what endorses this shit stain poster. ;)

but thanks for the heads up! Now how about a heads out? :D

If you weren't such a pussy lawn mower I'd be concerned.

[LoungeMachine]

Joe Thunder
Katydid
JizzySTOOL


Tell me the difference again?

[Jesterstar]

I've got connections. OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Operator: We have a collect call from a Ryan Monahan, will you accept the charges?


Hitch: Who?, oh yeah, I'll accept.

Jizzy: Hitch, bro, it's me. The whole fucking Army is owning my ass, and it's embarrassing the shit out of me.

Hitch: What the fuck you want me to do?

Jizzy: Tell everyone I'm related to Dave, and I monitor the site for him, and I'll wash your car for a month, dude.

Hitch: Will ya wash anything else?

Jizzy: Sure, Bro, you know me, I'm always hungry for a snack

Hitch, Alright, but stop calling collect, go buy a calling card, they're only five bucks you cheap ass dork.

Jizzy:, Okay bro, thanks man, I owe you one


Hitch: *click*

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
If you weren't such a pussy lawn mower I'd be concerned.

:rolleyes:

yawn. go sort mail for $10 an hour faggy.

[Big Troubles]

This whole thread screams "GAY"... Jester, you should be proud! LMAO! Begging Hitch to put this thread here to help with your "credibility". Shameful. But then again, its a very small shameful part of your life isn't? :tool: How long have you been running around telling everyone you know how great you are? Jesus man... go to sleep now.

[Jesterstar]

It's funny to watch two boys try and take on a man.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
It turns me on to watch two boys try and take on a man.

No kiddin'? wow, never would have guessed.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
No kiddin'? wow, never would have guessed.

How's the miserable life of yours??? Plant alot of Shubs this season???

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
How's the miserable life of yours??? Plant alot of Shubs this season???

At least he ain't been suckin' a whole of cock.

JesterStar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!

[zeronumber]

To lighten the mood...

Who is david lee roth?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

To lighten the mood...

Who is david lee roth?

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!

[zeronumber]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[zeronumber]

Who is Bette Midler?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[vheddyrmv8]

Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

Lmao :D

[diamondD]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
The day after November 8th.

Second cousin :rolleyes:

Get a life Jizzy, you cock hungry faggot.

Anyone who believes this bullshit deserves to be owned by a fucking retarded male room loser.


You sure you didn't mean "mail room"? It's usually not a good thing to follow the word retarded with a misspelled word. ;)

[ZahZoo]

Sorry Hitch but respect is earned... Jester is in foreclosure, bankrupt and due for collections across the board.

[Jesterstar]

I've owned this whole fucking forum. More times than once.

[Mr. Vengeance]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm....I don't know but I think....

[academic punk]

Originally posted by diamondD
You sure you didn't mean "mail room"? It's usually not a good thing to follow the word retarded with a misspelled word. ;)

No, he indeed meant "male" room.

JesterStar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
How's the miserable life of yours??? Plant alot of Shubs this season???

lol shrubs? No not really. But Ive been banging alot of bush! ;)

My client list is 76 now. The average per customer is $80 per month. Do the math moron. I do just fine "mowing". Hows the mail thing doin' for ya?

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by academic punk
At least he ain't been suckin' a whole of cock.

JesterStar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!

He LOVES the cock! :D

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
lol shrubs? No not really. But Ive been banging alot of bush! ;)

My client list is 76 now. The average per customer is $80 per month. Do the math moron. I do just fine "mowing". Hows the mail thing doin' for ya?

Fuck only 80 bucks a month. That's pretty pathetic. I know people that pay between 100-15 bucks for the same shit you do. But your service must suck and you are probably asking to much for 80 a month anyway.

[Big Troubles]

? you need help dude. 76x$80=$6080 you are right. Im a poor poor man. Hey, is the mail room hiring? :D

I love stringing you along. what a little fruity you are. LMAO!

[Big Troubles]

and you may want to re-read my post. THE AVERAGE PER CUSTOMER. "average". I do businesses that pay well above $300 a month. Leons Furniture. The Beer Store. Industrial Motors. Schauenburg Industries (plastics/explosives)....

Jester, you are a small, small man, living in a HUGE fucking world. :)

[Big Troubles]

oh yeah.... OWNED!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
? you need help dude. 76x$80=$6080 you are right. Im a poor poor man. Hey, is the mail room hiring? :D

I love stringing you along. what a little fruity you are. LMAO!

Fuck I don't have to mow any lawns and I make about 20 grand a month for owning you bitches on here.

Plus I ain't old and washed up. Your a loser Lawn Clipper man. I'm a winner with my life infront of me. You just wouldn't understand.

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by Jesterstar


Plus I ain't old and washed up. Your a loser Lawn Clipper man. I'm a winner with my life infront of me. You just wouldn't understand.

HAHAHAHA!!!! A winner with his life in front of him!!! AND A LARGE COCK BEHIND HIM!!!!!!!!!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
HAHAHAHA!!!! A winner with his life in front of him!!! AND A LARGE COCK BEHIND HIM!!!!!!!!!

Well it is true I have to tuck some of my cock between my leggs. It just looks silly if I wrap it around my leg.

[academic punk]

Fuck off, Moynihandjob.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Fuck I don't have to mow any lawns and I make about 20 grand a month for owning you bitches on here.

Plus I ain't old and washed up. Your a loser Lawn Clipper man. I'm a winner with my life infront of me. You just wouldn't understand.

:D Old? "lawn clipper man"? wtf? you are still a young naive punk who has no idea what a "winner in life" actually means. I clear 5 grand a month doing what I love. I have and own exactly what every 34 year old wanted and needed growing up. You can and probably will define what a winner means when you reach an older, wiser age. I hope you achieve more than just what your imagination has allowed you. Lottery winner? Please.

your best bet is to log in under a different alias and start all over again, with a clean slate. EVERYONE here thinks you are a dick and you bury yourself with every post. How embarrassing for you.

your turn idiot.

[Big Troubles]

"Heights of Bogosity" starring Jesterstar. The boy that wanted it all.

[Big Troubles]

Oh... just in case.


BOGOSITY n. The degree to which something is BOGUS (q.v.). At CMU,
bogosity is measured with a bogometer; typical use: in a seminar,
when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his
hand and say, "My bogometer just triggered." The agreed-upon unit
of bogosity is the microLenat (uL).

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
:D Old? "lawn clipper man"? wtf? you are still a young naive punk who has no idea what a "winner in life" actually means. I clear 5 grand a month doing what I love. I have and own exactly what every 34 year old wanted and needed growing up. You can and probably will define what a winner means when you reach an older, wiser age. I hope you achieve more than just what your imagination has allowed you. Lottery winner? Please.

your best bet is to log in under a different alias and start all over again, with a clean slate. EVERYONE here thinks you are a dick and you bury yourself with every post. How embarrassing for you.

your turn idiot.

You lie to yourself alot about loving to mow lawns. AT least it gives your wife enough time to fuck the pool guy while your off earning that 5 Grand a Month.

Fuck I make half of what you do doing absolutly nothing. What a fucking Joke your life is. Your breaking your back and I'm here owning you while I make money.

If you think you slaving away for a bunch of people who don't appriciate your work while I just do my thing and please myself.

I've pretty much won this whole thing. Now go slave for a measly 5 grand a month.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You lie to yourself alot about loving to mow lawns. AT least it gives your wife enough time to fuck the pool guy while your off earning that 5 Grand a Month.

Fuck I make half of what you do doing absolutly nothing. What a fucking Joke your life is. Your breaking your back and I'm here owning you while I make money.

If you think you slaving away for a bunch of people who don't appriciate your work while I just do my thing and please myself.

I've pretty much won this whole thing. Now go slave for a measly 5 grand a month.

well you call it slavery. I call it earning a living. A good one too. ;) I dont pretend to win lotteries to impress the 1's and 0's on the internet. You do. Yes I do have a wife. I fuck her immensely, thank you for asking. Our pool is above ground, with a wrap around deck and platform with a built in bar, and it self cleans, so there is no need for a "pool cleaner".

BTW, I dont break my back doing anything. I have 4 guys working for me. I sit and drink. You Jester, you shit and get dinked. Big fucking difference between us.

"Fuck I make half of what you do doing absolutely nothing" And you are proud of that? LOL and people make half of what you make collecting welfare. What's your point? That's right you have none.

good chatting with you. BTW, you are late for work little man. run off. :D

[Big Troubles]

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shit... you ARE a busy guy. LMAO! whats the average posting? 2 min intervals? what a prize.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
well you call it slavery. I call it earning a living. A good one too. ;) I dont pretend to win lotteries to impress the 1's and 0's on the internet. You do. Yes I do have a wife. I fuck her immensely, thank you for asking. Our pool is above ground, with a wrap around deck and platform with a built in bar, and it self cleans, so there is no need for a "pool cleaner".

BTW, I dont break my back doing anything. I have 4 guys working for me. I sit and drink. You Jester, you shit and get dinked. Big fucking difference between us.

"Fuck I make half of what you do doing absolutely nothing" And you are proud of that? LOL and people make half of what you make collecting welfare. What's your point? That's right you have none.

good chatting with you. BTW, you are late for work little man. run off. :D

YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A INGROUND SWIMMING POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A INGROUND SWIMMING POOL

value of your home DECREASES with an in-ground pool. Its got nothing to do with what I can afford. You'd know that if you picked up some reading material other than a comic. Btw, are ya still living with mom and borrowing cheddar money? :rolleyes: God you're dumb.
See how I own you. I post you reply. roflmao

Not even an endorsement from Hitch can give your scrawny ass any boost a merit. You are a low level mail room employee, with WAY too much time on his hands. :D

[Big Troubles]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!"


I just use the "LOL"... It's quicker. ;)

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
value of your home DECREASES with an in-ground pool. Its got nothing to do with what I can afford. You'd know that if you picked up some reading material other than a comic. Btw, are ya still living with mom and borrowing cheddar money? :rolleyes: God you're dumb.
See how I own you. I post you reply. roflmao

Not even an endorsement from Hitch can give your scrawny ass any boost a merit. You are a low level mail room employee, with WAY too much time on his hands. :D

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING..................Your a lying loser.

Your fucking house vaulue goes down with a Above Ground. You've probably got one of those plastic ones from Walmart. Pathetic.

When your really ready to play with the big boys..............Let me know. Don't try and pass off like you know shit with statments like you lose money with a inground pool.

I guess your right thought. Because you would just dig a hole and put a kiddie pool in it and call it a inground.

WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOW MY LAWN BOY. I've got 80 bucks to piss away on a nobody.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!"


I just use the "LOL"... It's quicker. ;)

Yea but doesn't indicate how hard I was laughing at your pathetic life.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING..................Your a lying loser.

Your fucking house vaulue goes down with a Above Ground. You've probably got one of those plastic ones from Walmart. Pathetic.



lol that's actually pretty funny. (aside from the grammar and misspelled words of course)

but if you don't believe me. Just look it up. ;)

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yea but doesn't indicate how hard I was laughing at your pathetic life.

There's Jester, an owned mailroom clerk, typing away with one finger "laughing out loud" at how pathetic someone elses life is. :( I think I hear your mom calling you for supper. Christ you're dumb.

[Reverberator]

I have really got to say that ... Jesterstar you really are the most boring arsehole I have ever had the misfortune to have encountered .

Good day to you , you boring cunt .

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondD
You sure you didn't mean "mail room"? It's usually not a good thing to follow the word retarded with a misspelled word. ;)

Get with the program, Gump:rolleyes:

"MALE" room refers to his Hunger for the Cock


We know the difference between male and mail, mensa:cool:

[LoungeMachine]

Good Job Hitch!!!

Your call for "respect" of your boytoy fuckbuddy sure paid off!!!

Look at all of the respect he's garnered already in this thread.

Boy Howdy !!!

Well done, indeed

JIZZYSTOOL....HE'S HITCHIN' FOR THE COCK

[Dan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Get with the program, Gump:rolleyes:

"MALE" room refers to his Hunger for the Cock


We know the difference between male and mail, mensa:cool:

Hello McFly.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


JIZZYSTOOL....HE'S HITCHIN' FOR THE COCK

Fucking classic! :D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
All you JEsterbashers listen up because i am going to do you a favor.

....
BREASTS!!

=h=

Do yourself a favor and get the little creep off your dick HITCH1969©. He's already ruining your site, why did you bother to bring it back if it is to become the GaYsTAr© show?

I can't log in now? WTF is up with that...

[Big Troubles]

Jester is a mess everywhere he goes.
Hitch thinks he's king shit, but everyone knows he blows.

What shall we do with this cunt? He surly doesn't rock,
Poor ol' Jester the Molester always hungry for the cock!

:D

[Jesterstar]

How can I escape this Dog Pile of Fucking losers that are trying to OWN JESTERSTAR.

You Bitches are just jealous. Your Jealous of my ability to own you and your sad fucking lives.

I love how people say I am boring but respond to me day after day and days after those fucking days.

Your all puppets for me. And you dance accordingly. Fuck now that you know that I'm related to Roth you guys have a even bigger hard on for me.

What a fucking joke you all are. Now who will be the first to perform for me.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
How can I escape this Dog Pile of Fucking losers that are trying to OWN JESTERSTAR.

You Bitches are just jealous. Your Jealous of my ability to own you and your sad fucking lives.

I love how people say I am boring but respond to me day after day and days after those fucking days.

Your all puppets for me. And you dance accordingly. Fuck now that you know that I'm related to Roth you guys have a even bigger hard on for me.

What a fucking joke you all are. Now who will be the first to perform for me.

Blah blah blah little useless TROLL, you know RYAN, you're just HITCH's little draft pick. You were the chosen one to carry the mantle of HITCH WORLD, sorry RYAN, but you're a boring failure. You're both uncreative and just plain fucking not funny or original.

Your the Todd MARINOVICH, Lawrence PHILIPS, and Ryan LEAF rolled into one. Don't call it hitch world, it's little RYAN's gAyStAr© land. He gave you that big cuntract, so I suppose he has to keep sending you out there day-after-day to get your ass handed to you, he needs to come in and vouch for the little broken gAyStAr©. And it's painfully unfunny and just a tad bit nauseatingly gay with your input, staring with your pansy boy-band avatar. He should have left it closed for posterity for fuck sake...


So you're not letting people back in Ryan? that's pretty funny really. The big, tough internet terrorist "internet sensation" gAyStAr© is is preventing his enemies from registering. Fag.

[Jesterstar]

Why can't you get back in??? I saw you reregister.

A few others have had problems with getting back in also. I'll call hitch and have him do some maintence.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Why can't you get back in??? I saw you reregister.

A few others have had problems with getting back in also. I'll call hitch and have him do some maintence.

I'm not registering under any other name but my own as much as I actually hate it. And I haven't been sent an e-mail on my other user ID, which I won't use anyway.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I'm not registering under any other name but my own as much as I actually hate it. And I haven't been sent an e-mail on my other user ID, which I won't use anyway.

Something is fucked up with the PRONO PISSWORDS.

Hitch is going to be doing maintence on the site soon I think this weekend. But I am not sure.

If you can make a post so he remembers to fix it. It sucks I know alot of people that got locked out for some reason. We don't ban or not let people in at HITCHWORLD.

[Nickdfresh]

Well, I accept your explaination thus far and I'll credit the STAR for giving me an answer...

[Reverberator]

Hitch is jesterstar's gay dad and he's just pissed at us because we won't let that little child fester have his ball back .

A boring thread started by boring cunts .

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Hitch is jesterstar's gay dad and he's just pissed at us because we won't let that little child fester have his ball back .

A boring thread started by boring cunts .

I'll be Modding the dump soon. When that Happens. Your posts will be deleted.

Untill then............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[Reverberator]

Do what you like little boy .

I see your thread just got deleted in the dump , oh well .
, coochie coochie coo .

Shall I ask Daddy Hitch to put you to bed now , bet your tired , he 'll sing you a lullaby I'm sure.

Night night baby , coochie coo .

[Jesterstar]

I Never lose. Threads can be replaced.................Your post count.......Not so much.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[Reverberator]

Coochie coo .

[Jesterstar]

Yawn................This is the best Reverberators got.

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zeronumber]

Jesterstar, do you think you can handle the pressure...of being my hero?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by zeronumber
Jesterstar, do you think you can handle the pressure...of being my hero?

Damn right I can...............Hitchworld1969.com is your next stop my friend.

Let's Pray together and STAY TOGETHER.

[FORD]

So does this mean that Jizzy is only hungry for circumcized cock now? :confused:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Do what you like little boy .

I see your thread just got deleted in the dump , oh well .
, coochie coochie coo .

Shall I ask Daddy Hitch to put you to bed now , bet your tired , he 'll sing you a lullaby I'm sure.

Night night baby , coochie coo .

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

[Jesterstar]

Is that all you boys can do.................I'll show you what pain is.

[academic punk]

Ryan, you little hopeless bitch.

Die young.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by academic punk
Ryan, you little hopeless bitch.

Die young.

I love that I inspire such emotion in your little loser heart.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I love that I inspire such emotion in your little loser heart.

If I ever meet you I'll tear the soiled store-brand tampon out of your mother's crotch and stuff it down your throat till you're dead.

[academic punk]

I mean that in the nicest possible way.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by academic punk
If I ever meet you I'll tear the soiled store-brand tampon out of your mother's crotch and stuff it down your throat till you're dead.

Please you wouldn't dare step to me for real. Your a pussy. Name a time and place. Let's make it happen. PUSSY.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by academic punk
If I ever meet you I'll tear the soiled store-brand tampon out of your mother's crotch and stuff it down your throat till you're dead.
mmman, i haven't heard lame come backs against Jesterstar like dat since da rb blew up..


:spank:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
mmman, i haven't heard lame come backs against Jesterstar like dat since da rb blew up..


:spank:

I'm going to knock this bitch out and fucking tea bag em. then take a pic and post it here. POST OWNED RIGHT UNDER IT.

he want's a fight he's fucking got it. I hope I don't bring any friends with me that may or may not be gang members.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm going to knock this bitch out and fucking tea bag em. then take a pic and post it here. POST OWNED RIGHT UNDER IT.

he want's a fight he's fucking got it. I hope I don't bring any friends with me that may or may not be gang members.

And here's a picture of Jizzy's gang...
http://www.home.no/anti-reppvik/gay.JPG
...the Syracuse Cocksmokers.

[Jesterstar]

FUcked
OLD
REAL
DICKS

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
FUcked
OLD
REAL
DICKS

Once again, dicks are always at the forefront of Jizzy's puny little mind.

JesterStar... he's HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!

[Jesterstar]

Gutar Shark................=Loser.

[Guitar Shark]

Ooo... good one.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm going to knock this bitch out and fucking tea bag em. then take a pic and post it here. POST OWNED RIGHT UNDER IT.

.

Your fantasies regarding placing your sac on another man's face and wanting to post the picture here isn't doing much to squelch the rumors of you being HUNGRY FOR THE COCK

What a Fag:rolleyes:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Once again, dicks are always at the forefront of Jizzy's puny little mind.

JesterStar... he's HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!

It really is all he talks about.

"Owning" strange men is a real preoccupation of his.

I guess Hitch isn't enough for him, he needs more cock, more often.



Look for Jizzy on an LA street corner soon holding up a sign "will suck cock for a recording contract"

[FORD]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine



Look for Jizzy on an LA street corner soon holding up a sign "will suck cock for a recording contract"

Hey, if it worked for Mariah Carey....

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Fuck I don't have to mow any lawns and I make about 20 grand a month for owning you bitches on here.

Plus I ain't old and washed up. Your a loser Lawn Clipper man. I'm a winner with my life infront of me. You just wouldn't understand.

Ryan you're relying on none of these people reading what you post elsewhere.

You live in a house owned by your drunken Dad and mow the lawns of the properties he lets out in lieu of rent and you are having a fucking go at BT?

LMFAO!

OWNED AGAIN!

Cheers!

:gulp:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Is that all you boys can do.................I'll show you what pain is.

i'm waiting

[Reverberator]

Watch out .. he might hit us with his rattle .

[Brett]

LOL there was some good reading here. I can't believe one mongoloid in Syracuse named Ryan can rally so many people together so fast.

[ashstralia]

and he writes such good


'songs'!:monekyr:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Brett
LOL there was some good reading here. I can't believe one mongoloid in Syracuse named Ryan can rally so many people together so fast.

Even a entire army of washed up losers don't stand a fucking chance against me. I owned this whole site with my genetics.

Soon a devistating owning is comming. Get ready.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Even a entire army of washed up losers don't stand a fucking chance against me. I owned this whole site with my genetics.

Soon a devistating owning is comming. Get ready.


hahahahah!!!!

your fucked up retarded genetics, eh?

stick to the shithouse music, cupcake.

[ashstralia]

and by the way, ryan,

do your kids a favour.

don't create any.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ashstralia
hahahahah!!!!

your fucked up retarded genetics, eh?

stick to the shithouse music, cupcake.

I guess your saying that DLR is retarded.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I guess your saying that DLR is retarded.

no, he is a winner. a legend.

you are a loser; a spoof-stain.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ashstralia
no, he is a winner. a legend.

you are a loser; a spoof-stain.

And his Cousin. OWNED.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
And his Cousin. OWNED.


bullshit.

double owned with a cherry on top.

:cool:

[Jesterstar]

THE TRUTH™ hurts.

I also know who Dave posts as.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
THE TRUTH™ hurts.

I also know who Dave posts as.


it took you 20 minutes to come up with that?

gawd, you're pathetic.

go write another shitful 'song'

:rolleyes:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
And his Cousin. OWNED.

How's the big music career, Ryan?

Moving to LA to record your Album?
Who's Label are you on.
Who's scheduled to produce it?
Who is engineering?

Which studio are you using?

With DLR being your cousin, you should have some great connections.

Maybe you'll make enough to finally afford those T-shirts.

By the way, who is handling the publishing?


Dumbass faggot bullshit artist.

Pretending to be in the business and related to DLR, is even more pathetic than pretending to be a webmaster here.

At least your LIES are moving up, even if YOU are still stuck in the male room

poor little ryan:D

[ashstralia]

what a shame he blew that $20k

on asian boy-hookers, eh?

that would have bought some t-shirts.

[ashstralia]

* crickets, while ryan googles 'music producers' and 'publishing companies'.*

google must be a bitch without spell-check!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
How's the big music career, Ryan?

Moving to LA to record your Album?
Who's Label are you on.
Who's scheduled to produce it?
Who is engineering?

Which studio are you using?

With DLR being your cousin, you should have some great connections.

Maybe you'll make enough to finally afford those T-shirts.

By the way, who is handling the publishing?


Dumbass faggot bullshit artist.

Pretending to be in the business and related to DLR, is even more pathetic than pretending to be a webmaster here.

At least your LIES are moving up, even if YOU are still stuck in the male room

poor little ryan:D

Dave is pretty turned off by LA and all the bullshit out there. The only thing he told me is "Don't beleive one word anyone tells you"

Other than that I'll be shopping labels. I'm going to be recording my album at Castle Hollywood. I really can't say much about who is involved and when it's going to be released and stuff. The person producing is going to engineer also. They already came out and took some test shots and shot a video of me. Just to see what I look like. They determined I was marketable and next thing I know I've got a invite to record at a huge mansion and even had interest from a small record label.

We think with the material i've got we can get a pretty nice deal and maybe a small promotional push.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Ryan you're relying on none of these people reading what you post elsewhere.

You live in a house owned by your drunken Dad and mow the lawns of the properties he lets out in lieu of rent and you are having a fucking go at BT?

LMFAO!

OWNED AGAIN!

Cheers!

:gulp:

I feel a slight knock towards me in this post. Not nice. I'll tell ya what Sesh, I'll let it pass since I know you dont have the genetic gift of gab and we can forego a verbal bitch slap. ;) BTW, nobody "has a go" with me. That's the definition of holding a candle in a hurricane. No no...Not bragging... I just dont take shit- from the "cousin of Dave" who also lives with his parents and works in a mail room or anyone who "thinks" they can get more clout by slingin names in the dirt. :)
Might be time for a reality check for most people around here. lol See, I dont need to pretend to be anyone more than who I am. But so far I know at least a dozen ppl here who are lying about jobs, sexuality and age just to fit in. Kinda sad.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dave is pretty turned off by LA and all the bullshit out there. The only thing he told me is "Don't beleive one word anyone tells you"

Other than that I'll be shopping labels. I'm going to be recording my album at Castle Hollywood. I really can't say much about who is involved and when it's going to be released and stuff. The person producing is going to engineer also. They already came out and took some test shots and shot a video of me. Just to see what I look like. They determined I was marketable and next thing I know I've got a invite to record at a huge mansion and even had interest from a small record label.

We think with the material i've got we can get a pretty nice deal and maybe a small promotional push.

fuck you are sad. you have my pity.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
I feel a slight knock towards me in this post. Not nice. I'll tell ya what Sesh, I'll let it pass since I know you dont have the genetic gift of gab and we can forego a verbal bitch slap. ;) BTW, nobody "has a go" with me. That's the definition of holding a candle in a hurricane. No no...Not bragging... I just dont take shit- from the "cousin of Dave" who also lives with his parents and works in a mail room or anyone who "thinks" they can get more clout by slingin names in the dirt. :)
Might be time for a reality check for most people around here. lol See, I dont need to pretend to be anyone more than who I am. But so far I know at least a dozen ppl here who are lying about jobs, sexuality and age just to fit in. Kinda sad.

Like how you lie about how much money you make for mowing old ladies lawns. Which sometimes you pass up the 5 dollars for a lick of their rancid snatch.

Now go out there and mow my lawn boy. I've got to much money burning a hole in my pocket.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
We think with the material i've got we can get a pretty nice deal
and maybe a small promotional
push.

oh yeah, i've heard your stuff.

i'm surprised a bidding war hasn't broken out.

you're easily as good as william hung.

:)

and he doesn't even write his own stuff!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
fuck you are sad. you have my pity.

Pity from a Pityful loser=Envy.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ashstralia
oh yeah, i've heard your stuff.

i'm surprised a bidding war hasn't broken out.

you're easily as good as william hung.

:)

and he doesn't even write his own stuff!

Oh I am going to be VERY VERY GOOD. I did those tapes three years ago drunk and stoned. Still better than anything Lounge Loser put out in his life.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar


Other than that I'll be shopping labels


They already came out and took some test shots and shot a video of me. Just to see what I look like. They determined I was marketable and next thing I know I've got a invite to record at a huge mansion and even had interest from a small record label.



SHOPPING LABELS???

Who is "they" ?

You have no label yet? Then who is paying for all of the pre-production, publishing, etc? Certainly not your $12/hr salary.


Dude, you're SO full of shit. Total bullshit lies.


My favorite line of your latest bullshit?

" and even had interest from a small record label"

FUCKING HILARIOUS.


What a crock of shit. Your lies are getting lamer by the day.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
SHOPPING LABELS???

Who is "they" ?

You have no label yet? Then who is paying for all of the pre-production, publishing, etc? Certainly not your $12/hr salary.


Dude, you're SO full of shit. Total bullshit lies.


My favorite line of your latest bullshit?

" and even had interest from a small record label"

FUCKING HILARIOUS.


What a crock of shit. Your lies are getting lamer by the day.

I copyrighted all my shit last year. I took out a loan. Got er done.

It's a matter of time. Perhaps I could have you as a guest on my album. Throw a handout to a washed up loser. You know make it seem like you were ever relevent.

[LoungeMachine]

Took out a loan?

Wha????


Fuck man, do you even have the slightest clue what you're talking about?

TOOK OUT A LOAN?

Jesus you're stupid.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Oh I am going to be VERY VERY GOOD. I did those tapes three years ago drunk and stoned. Still better than anything Lounge Loser put out in his life.


as you may or may not know,

i'm a music teacher.

i know 12 year olds who sing/play better than you.

i'll give you some friendly advice.



1) invest in a small pro-tools set up.

2) get someone who can write, to write some songs for you.

3) get someone who can sing, to sing them for you.

4) hone your production skills, because you have not an ounce of musical talent.



:D


(edit - spellink)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


At least your LIES are moving up, even if YOU are still stuck in the male room

poor little ryan:D

Ouch!

[academic punk]

oh, and, uh, you know, jesterstar, he's hungry for the cock and all that...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
oh, and, uh, you know, jesterstar, he's hungry for the cock and all that...


...pretty much goes without saying at this point...

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Perhaps I could have you as a guest on my album. Throw a handout to a washed up loser. You know make it seem like you were ever relevent.

you don't know who he is!!!!!

but i do. ;)


i can assure you, he ain't no 'washed up loser'.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ashstralia
as you may or may not know,

i'm a music teacher.

i know 12 year olds who sing/play better than you.

i'll give you some friendly advice.



1) invest in a small pro-tools set up.

2) get someone who can write, to write some songs for you.

3) get someone who can sing, to sing them for you.

4) hone your production skills, because you have not an ounce of musical talent.



:D


(edit - spellink)

You'll be sucking on those words like you suck young boy cock during special practice sessions after school fag.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ashstralia
you don't know who he is!!!!!

but i do. ;)


i can assure you, he ain't no 'washed up loser'.

He isn't doing anything important right now. Working with me might be good for his washed up career. He could use the help after that last album.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You'll be sucking on those words like you suck young boy cock during special practice sessions after school fag.


oh man! you're hungry, aren't you?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You'll be sucking on those words like you suck young boy cock during special practice sessions after school fag.

You should seriously seek treatment.

Your obsession with sucking cocks, and even bringing "young boys" into your fantasies now are bordering on pedophilia.

If you're posting this shit from your job in a bank mailroom, the problem should take care of itself. Those footsteps you hear in the hallway belong to your boss.

Buh-bye job.


But then, you didnt need it anyway, right rockstar?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
He isn't doing anything important right now. Working with me might be good for his washed up career. He could use the help after that last album.

That last album?

Name it.

Otherwise you're just OWNED by getting caught in another LIE

[ashstralia]

yeah, like i said,

music biz bigwigs must be clawing over each other to

get on the jesterstar train.

the proof is in the pudding, man.

i've heard your 'music'.

YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!

i broke that to you as gently as i could.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You should seriously seek treatment.

Your obsession with sucking cocks, and even bringing "young boys" into your fantasies now are bordering on pedophilia.

If you're posting this shit from your job in a bank mailroom, the problem should take care of itself. Those footsteps you hear in the hallway belong to your boss.

Buh-bye job.


But then, you didnt need it anyway, right rockstar?

Project much. I was calling Asstrailia about being a sick kiddy fucker. Then you tried to morph it into pedo-Cyber with me.

Consider my offer to you to be on my album off the table. You could have stood in the spotlight and been someone. Now you'll never know how it feels to be successful.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That last album?

Name it.

Otherwise you're just OWNED by getting caught in another LIE

I still enjoy batting you around like a ball of yarn. Make no mistakes about it. I probably know more about you and your sad career than you do. I mean with all the coke you did I am surprised you remember any of it.

Should I tell the story of you and that one MALE GROUPIE???

It's a pretty famous backstage sexcapade./

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar


Consider my offer of career suicide off the table. You could have stood in the spotlight and been ridiculed. Now you'll never know how it feels to be a never was, never will be, like me.



true dat :D

[LoungeMachine]

Why can't you just name the album?

any album.

Name the band even.

You can't.

Because you don't know, and you're too pussy to admit it

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Make no mistakes about it. I probably know more about you and your sad career than you do. I mean with all the coke you did I am surprised

so why don't you back it up?

you can't, because you're a pathetic bullshitter.

i'd love to play poker wit ya, dude!!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar


Consider my offer to you to be on my album off the table. .

Nooo!!!!!

Please, let me be on your album, ryan.



Buwahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahhahahahha



:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar


. I probably know more about you and your sad career than you do.

I knew you were a huge fan of mine, but I had no Idea you were this into me and my career.

Want me to send you an autographed CD?

You can tell your friends in the male room you know me.

:cool:

[ashstralia]

yo, lounge!

i'd like an autographed cd!!!

[ashstralia]

wonder if ryan will give us all autographed cd's?

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Took out a loan?

Wha????


Fuck man, do you even have the slightest clue what you're talking about?

TOOK OUT A LOAN?

Jesus you're stupid.

LMAO! this guys a wiener Lounge.

[Jesterstar]

Hey Lounge I think it's funny you've got that Child Pornographer Hunter S thompson in your Avatar.

It says alot about you.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ashstralia
wonder if ryan will give us all autographed cd's?

I'll make sure to do one better when the CD comes out.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Like how you lie about how much money you make for mowing old ladies lawns. Which sometimes you pass up the 5 dollars for a lick of their rancid snatch.

Now go out there and mow my lawn boy. I've got to much money burning a hole in my pocket.

Wasn't it mentioned already that you do the same for your pappa? get a clue retard. you are a zero. nothing. nobody. even with all your "powerful" (lol) friends here, you still are the butt of everyones joke.

again. pity. :rolleyes:

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Wasn't it mentioned already that you do the same for your pappa? get a clue retard. you are a zero. nothing. nobody. even with all your "powerful" (lol) friends here, you still are the butt of everyones joke.

again. pity. :rolleyes:

Dude I do that for excersize and to help out my dad. You see unlike you my dad didn't become ashamed of me because I was a failure in life. He knows a winner when he see's it. Your dad knew only a loser.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm shocked Jizzy even knows who his daddy is.

Still can't name my last album Jizzy?

Guess you just got busted in ANOTHER lie, huh?

[Jesterstar]

I can name it. I just have to visite the Bagin bin at the walmart on the south side to see what it was again.

[ashstralia]

give us a sneak preview of some song titles, ryan?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by ashstralia
give us a sneak preview of some song titles, ryan?

I've got one called "I saw Ashtrailia fucking one of his students in his van behind McDonalds" That is sure to be a hit.

[ashstralia]

ha! your wit is scintillating!

[ashstralia]

i do agree with lounge, though,

your overt obsession with gay sex is becoming

a little disturbing. did uncle monty feel you up when you were a boy?

and you're ashamed, cause you liked it?

it's ok, we're all friends here.

[FORD]

Originally posted by ashstralia
give us a sneak preview of some song titles, ryan?

Here's the 4 he's got so far.

"Hungry For Cock"

"Still Hungry For Cock"

"Can't Satisfy the Hunger For Cock"

"Hungry For Cock (dance remix)"

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by FORD
"Hungry For Cock (dance remix)"

available in 12" only!

:p

[academic punk]

Originally posted by FORD
Here's the 4 he's got so far.

"Hungry For Cock"

"Still Hungry For Cock"

"Can't Satisfy the Hunger For Cock"

"Hungry For Cock (dance remix)"

You forgot

"I Wanna Cock'n'Roll All Nite"

"Cock Cock 'Round the Block"

"Sittin' On the Cock of the Bay"

"Cock Three Times on the Window If You Want Me"

"Cockin' On Heavens Door"

[ashstralia]

'there's only one way to cock'

[academic punk]

Originally posted by ashstralia
'there's only one way to cock'

not for Ryan!

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by academic punk
not for Ryan!


heheh....

poor ryan's copped an owning today.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I can name it. I just have to visite the Bagin bin at the walmart on the south side to see what it was again.

Well hey, if Wal-Mart is where you do your shopping, go right ahead.

While you're there shopping for your Garanimals, write down the CD Title and post it here, scooter.

And don't foget the mac n cheese, it's 5 for a dollar.

[FORD]

Ryan buys his K-Y at Sam's Club in the 55 gallon drum.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by academic punk
You forgot

"Sittin' On the Cock of the Bay"


ROFLMAO

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by academic punk
You forgot

"I Wanna Cock'n'Roll All Nite"

"Cock Cock 'Round the Block"

"Sittin' On the Cock of the Bay"

"Cock Three Times on the Window If You Want Me"

"Cockin' On Heavens Door"

BUWWHHAAAHHAAA!!! christ..that is some funny shit..i have tried to stay out of this just because of complete non-interest...but i am bored at this very second...so what the hell...had to look..:D

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Well hey, if Wal-Mart is where you do your shopping, go right ahead.

While you're there shopping for your Garanimals, write down the CD Title and post it here, scooter.

And don't foget the mac n cheese, it's 5 for a dollar.

I was just talking shit. Nice to see you made enough to buy the good food for the kids. Walmart loser.

[ALinChainz]

Anyhone who makes claims like Jestertard and will not, and cannot back it up, is nothing but an attention deprived lying loser.

Not Dave's cousin.

Dave does not post here.

There is no Jester album.

No test shots or video (hope you wore a wig).

Has no clue to who LM is (and he owes me an autographed cd as well).

Did not win any $20,000, etc.

Jesterstar makes Joe Turdner look ... well ... skip that.

He's a tool towel, period.

Prove something now, or shut the hell up.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
ROFLMAO

"Sittin' On the Cock of the Bay" was my favorite of that batch too!

Hey, Jizy, what're you gonna call your band? How about "A Cock of Seagulls?"

(I'd suggest that you get that whacky punk hairdo like the guy from that band, but you're bald)

JesterStar...HE'S A SLAPHEAD WHO'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!

[Bad Muthafucker]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
hitchy,

Dis is why yer da GRATEST trolleer on da Intwatnet, BAYBEE!

No o1ne will call and yer e-mail will not bee sold t2o telemarketaires..


:spank:

LOL!!!

[FORD]

Originally posted by academic punk


Hey, Jizy, what're you gonna call your band? How about "A Cock of Seagulls?"

(I'd suggest that you get that whacky punk hairdo like the guy from that band, but you're bald)



So's he!

http://www.montykins.com/mkins/images/newmikescore.jpg

...hence the ever present hat.

I suspect it's the inevitable result of hairspray overdose and its resulting effect on follicles. Especially since hair band singers like Bret Michaels and Ronnie Keel are likewise bald.

Or maybe their HUNGER FOR COCK had something to do with it?

[ashstralia]

hey ryan!

thanks for the pm.

i liked your cd artwork,

is this kinda what you were getting at?

[ashstralia]

yeah, i know;

it's 'arty'.

but i think it captures your spirit,

whilst hinting at the serious and magnificent songwriting.

[FORD]

Is Jizzy related to Bush?

Kinda looks like him.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by FORD
Is Jizzy related to Bush?

Kinda looks like him.




no, he's dlr's cousin.

:)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by FORD
So's he!

http://www.montykins.com/mkins/images/newmikescore.jpg

...hence the ever present hat.

I suspect it's the inevitable result of hairspray overdose and its resulting effect on follicles. Especially since hair band singers like Bret Michaels and Ronnie Keel are likewise bald.

Or maybe their HUNGER FOR COCK had something to do with it?

Whoa! How the mighty have fallen! You'd think that b/c he was so identified by his hair he'd even wear a wig for the gig!

And what's with the stage wardrobe??? They used to be kind of flashy new wavers on a budget, but now he's wearing his grandma's "Miami Beach" sweatshirt!

[FORD]

Originally posted by academic punk
Whoa! How the mighty have fallen! You'd think that b/c he was so identified by his hair he'd even wear a wig for the gig!

And what's with the stage wardrobe??? They used to be kind of flashy new wavers on a budget, but now he's wearing his grandma's "Miami Beach" sweatshirt!

Didn't you see their "comeback" on that NBC show "Hit Me One More Time" a few weeks ago. He always dresses like this now, and instead of his original band, which looked like this...
http://www.blogography.com/photos4/flock.jpg
... his new "Flock" looks like he hit the Seattle Grunge draft in 1994...
http://mhznetworks.org/mhzpresents/images/artists/flockofsea-wide-2.jpg

[KiaSorento]

Originally posted by academic punk
Whoa! How the mighty have fallen! You'd think that b/c he was so identified by his hair he'd even wear a wig for the gig!

And what's with the stage wardrobe??? They used to be kind of flashy new wavers on a budget, but now he's wearing his grandma's "Miami Beach" sweatshirt!

How fucking stupid are you? Please, just blow out your brains and relieve us of your misery! Retarded little faggot!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by KiaSorento
How fucking stupid are you? Please, just blow out your brains and relieve us of your misery! Retarded little faggot!

Go fall down a flight of stairs, willya?

[ashstralia]

bumpola

[GAR]

REMEMBER 8-8-2003~!!