Dave's Bar and Grill

[flappo]

post all the usual crap in here - IF YOU MUST

reminds me of eyes and his virtual boozeups

hahah

*pulls the bud tap* etc

[flappo]

this should get things going

[Matt White]

Originally posted by flappo
this should get things going

A Cha-cha cha!!!!

BRILLIANT!!!!:D

[Mr Grimsdale]

i think it's about time i did something revolting for you all

[Rikk]

Can I have an alcoholic or caffeinated beverage please?

[Mr Grimsdale]

How about some piz bouléé?

[Golden AWe]

no male is gonna pull my tap, that's for sure!

[Rikk]

I have an amusing bar anecdote to share with everyone. But first, may I have some peanuts and then we can laugh about titties?

[flappo]

of course

*pulls bud tap*

*falls over*

*throws up*

[Golden AWe]

*pulls the bud tap*

*slides to bud to the thirsty one*

...or something like that...i remember!

[Mr Grimsdale]

bizump

ya

woah, you tard

*hic*

[Golden AWe]

we're cool, huh?

*pops up another one*

[Rikk]

I need a virtual drink with my virtual friends.

*falls on floor, gets up, pops open another drink*

[Mr Grimsdale]

*pulls cock out, realises he's surrounded by fellas, runs for ladies toilets*

[Nickdfresh]

I cyber-fell out of my chair...

[Rikk]

*Jacks off in bathroom to the cyber call-girl that just walked into the place but I can't afford because a cyber-thief stole my cyber dollars.*

[thome]

My Pringles are all busted up so i put the lid on shook em like
my sunday morning cup o joe does and poured them in my
Beeyya.Taters & Beer Irish coffee yummy!

Who are you guys

Mornin?:p

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Rikk
*Jacks off in bathroom to the cyber call-girl that just walked into the place but I can't afford because a cyber-thief stole my cyber dollars.*

do the hokey cokey
http://www.annaspromise.com/lisawindsor.htm

[thome]

Lets cock that bird ey- wot rite o chappy!

My head hurts, mornin, im like serious, virtually killin me.

*hic* *eep*

[Rikk]

I think I'm going to make a nice salad.

[thome]

Salad in the mornin,with coffee.Im corn fussed?


I can't find my dressing ,can i get a hand.

Is this the breakfast, lunch, dinner or beer or pron or pop thread.

[Mr Grimsdale]

*fists the nearest nun*

[Rikk]

*Staring at the happy penguin:)*

[Nickdfresh]

Eee-gads!
*I've been slapped by a college girl...*:confused:

[Mr Grimsdale]

somebody give me 200 quid

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
do the hokey cokey
http://www.annaspromise.com/lisawindsor.htm

Oh we know where Grimsdale's goin after this...

[Mr Grimsdale]

should i?

should i really?

i think i should

[Matt White]

Time to "Meet the Baron!!!"

[Golden AWe]

SUITE YOU SIR!!!

*plays with his imaginary web girlfriend poisongirl*

(or what was her name?)


*slides another one up his own arse*

[Keeyth]

oh you didn't ... ..DID you??

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
SUITE YOU SIR!!!

*plays with his imaginary web girlfriend poisongirl*

(or what was her name?)


*slides another one up his own arse*

groovygirl/slut

[Keeyth]

the dingo says yes

[Loki]

haw. this tavern doth lack atmosphere. where art the serving wenches?

[Keeyth]

and the mulled wine?

[Loki]

verily.

[Cato]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
groovygirl/slut
didn't save her pic?

[Mr Grimsdale]

er... no

i remember i started a campaign to change your name to penis

i'm going to start it again

[Cato]

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze?

[Reverberator]

Such my coch .

[Mr Grimsdale]

not today thank you!

why don't you ask penis?

[Keeyth]

penis who? :)

[Mr Grimsdale]

penis, our japanese friend

the little tinker

[Rikk]

That yellow fuck!

[Matt White]

"It looks like a penis...only smaller!"

[Keeyth]

liitle yellow filthy penis....

[Cato]

and also I'm slimy.

[flappo]

hahah , whozat ?

;)

[Cato]

BUWAHAHA!!!!!!!
long time no see GG! come back and play with us again! uh uh

[Matt White]

A Cha-cha cha!!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

what a corker

i fookin' would

she'd have to have a dna test first to prove she wasn't carrying something

...like male genitalia

[Matt White]

" 'Ello Luv!!! Time to MEET THE BARON!!!"

[Mr Grimsdale]

well really!

[Reverberator]

Isn't that DLR , or have I got to visit the optromotist again .

Fack orf .

[Cockney Cant]

You Fack orf .

[Matt White]

"His hair was PERFECT....BIP!!!"

[thome]

Standin by the record machine
hangin out behind the state line *hic* *eep*

[Keeyth]

I'm soiled

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Isn't that DLR , or have I got to visit the optromotist again .

Fack orf .

bwahahhahahahah!!!

[Keeyth]

Courtney Hole wannabe

[Mr Grimsdale]

he said hole

whoo! whoo!

[Keeyth]

huh uh huh uh huh huh huh huh huh huh

[Mr Grimsdale]

*pulls somebody a big stiff one*

[Golden AWe]

*pulls his penis out of his pants*

[Keeyth]

get yer hands OFF me!

[Mr Grimsdale]

oh blimey!
(cue sid james laugh)

[Keeyth]

how rude! no manners whatsoever!

[Mr Grimsdale]

*slides a bud across

[Keeyth]

*smokes it* :D

[stilleddiesangel]

Stop fucking about and get me a Bailey's you snivelling pieces of donkey vomit!!! :mad:

[Keeyth]

MMmmmmm... ...she said donkey vomit.

[Matt White]

LARVELY!!!

[Keeyth]

*Gets stilleddiesangel a Baileys*

[Mr Grimsdale]

she's a dirty, dirty girl

[Golden AWe]

DOIGHTY .

[Keeyth]

I'll put my filth in her! :D

[Mr Grimsdale]

everyone else has

ooh no missus no!

[Golden AWe]

*pulls the inflatable vagina out of his pocket and heads to the men's room*

[Keeyth]

a filthy, filthy habit...

[Matt White]

"Hey Olive! Lets me sticks it in yer grooze!!! Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh!!!"

[Keeyth]

Argk! Argk! Argk! Argk! :D