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kentuckyklira
08-14-2005, 11:55 AM
Why are we so glad when they show up, and why are we almost as glad when they leave again a few hours later?
bueno bob
08-14-2005, 11:59 AM
It's that "sex" thing.
Golden AWe
08-14-2005, 12:22 PM
A few hours? You can stand them for that long? :confused:
Nitro Express
08-14-2005, 12:26 PM
A girlfriend is basically a whore who not only do you pay with money but emotional trauma.
Ally_Kat
08-14-2005, 12:40 PM
Hey! Some of us can be really cool girlfriends
bueno bob
08-14-2005, 12:41 PM
That's true.

Some even swallow!
Susie Q
08-14-2005, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by kentuckyklira
Why are we so glad when they show up, and why are we almost as glad when they leave again a few hours later?

I think because no one likes their space invaded. I also find Nitro Expresses comment interesting. I felt the same way about boyfriends and even husbands...LOL
Coyote
08-14-2005, 02:32 PM
Hard for me to say. My relationships never lasted long.

4, maybe 5...






































































































hours... :hitch:
Golden AWe
08-14-2005, 03:04 PM
http://photos.freeones.com/t_babes/Teen_Kelly_0010/images/teenkelly_content_020.jpg
nosuchluck
08-14-2005, 04:30 PM
i got dumped today:)
nosuchluck
08-14-2005, 04:30 PM
well, yesterday actually...
canadiandlrgirl
08-14-2005, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
That's true.

Some even swallow!
pig:D
Axl S
08-14-2005, 07:11 PM
you all should see my girlfriend *wolf whistles*

Dam she's a beauty
ashstralia
08-15-2005, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by kunturkeyklira
Why are we so glad when they show up, and why are we almost as glad when they leave again a few hours later?

well, in your case, they get tired of playing 'my little pony'.

:cool:
Sandy
08-15-2005, 09:31 AM
Girlfriends are like cars...

a lot of people have one, but can't drive worth shit...
kentuckyklira
08-15-2005, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by Sandy
Girlfriends are like cars...

Expensive, polluting, break down if you donīt take enough care of them, need regular check ups, shouldnīt be used drunk.....

like that you mean?
Sandy
08-15-2005, 11:21 AM
nah... more like great to look at, but its whats under the hood that matters...

everyone wants a new one, and the better care you take of it, the longer it lasts...

yep... the maintenance is a bitch, but try letting it slide and see how quickly it all goes to hell...

but its okay to drive drunk on occassion. ;)
kentuckyklira
08-15-2005, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Sandy
nah... more like ...

everyone wants a new one, and the better care you take of it, the longer it lasts...

Actually, my current favorite car is a LandRover Defender 130 Td5. They donīt make them any more so Iīd have to get one used!
Sandy
08-15-2005, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by kentuckyklira
Actually, my current favorite car is a LandRover Defender 130 Td5. They donīt make them any more so Iīd have to get one used!

lol... most of them are!
Sandy
08-15-2005, 11:34 AM
used isn't so bad if you find one that has been well cared for, but if the guy that had it before you as a real jerk... you're sure to pay the price...
Hardrock69
08-15-2005, 11:54 AM
Which is 99% of the time, or else the girl you are seeing would not now be single....

"We must all pay for the sins of those who came before us-literally" - Hardrock69
kentuckyklira
08-15-2005, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
Which is 99% of the time, or else the girl you are seeing would not now be single....

"We must all pay for the sins of those who came before us-literally" - Hardrock69 Thatīs one of the reasons I like them young, not so much mess to clean up!
classicdude
08-15-2005, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
pig:D

Oink oink! :D

Anybody ever notice about the time you latch onto a girlfriend/wife that's about the time you get introduced to all the "hottie" friends she has!?!? WTF is up with that???
Kelly_Clark
08-15-2005, 07:22 PM
Because just when you finally get the one of your dreams...it turns into a nightmare?
Hardrock69
08-15-2005, 08:51 PM
Ever notice that when you go to a bar, you might be ignored by all the hotties?

Well, the secret is, go with a "friend" who is hot like a motherfucker. Then all the hotties will figure you must have some kinda value or else you would not be out with such a hot babe, or maybe it is just the chick competition kinda thing, and you might notice them paying more attention to ya.
Coyote
08-16-2005, 05:59 AM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
http://photos.freeones.com/t_babes/Teen_Kelly_0010/images/teenkelly_content_020.jpg

Nice...