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bueno bob
08-18-2005, 01:27 PM
I plan on using my grate band to cover all your favorite hits! Better yet, I will be remaking these classic songs with a brand new feel, and adding my own interpretation onto them in honor of the original artists. I sincerely hope you enjoy it!

Here's an exclusive track listing just for you!

************************************

01. Bob Rules (orig. "Mob Rules", Black Sabbath)

02. Bueno Bob (orig. "Metal Gods", Judas Priest)

03. Runnin with the Bueno (orig. "Runnin with the Devil", Van Halen)

04. Live Like a Bueno (orig. "Live Like An Angel", Venom)

05. Bueno of the Beast (orig. "Number of the Beast", Iron Maiden)

06. Let Me Bueno Bob Tonight (orig. "Let Me Take You Home Tonight", Boston)

07. Bob Your Own Way (orig. "Go Your Own Way", Fleetwood Mac)

08. Carry On My Bueno Bob (orig. "Carry On Wayward Son", Kansas)

09. Bueno Bueno Nights (orig. "Crazy Crazy Nights", Kiss - this one is special, as it's dedicated solely to Bill Lumbergh)

10. When the Bueno Breaks (orig. "When the Levee Breaks", Led Zeppelin)

11. Bueno Again (orig. "Angry Again", Megadeth)

12. Bueno Train (orig. "Crazy Train", Ozzy Osbourne)

*******************************************

This album, I'm VERY proud to say, will be issued EXCLUSIVELY on the K-Tel label, which is re-launching for this release ALONE! This is grate news for me, because all of K-Mart's considerable finances in the music world will be put behind the promotion of my debut album! Even better, I won't have to worry about publishing rights, royalties, legal crap and all that other bullshit because they promised me they'd take care of everything! All I had to do was sign in 345 different places, but they assured me that the deal was to my benefit.

I mean, fuck, I can't be bothered to take the time to read all that bullshit, you know?

You can expect my album soon, and I hope you all sincerely buy it! Please do not download it off of Kazaa or WinMX, because if you do I will fucking kick your ass.

They said I would be able to promote the album by opening up for some grate acts, like Styx, Kansas (whom I cover on the album), REO Speedwagon and Survivor at county fairs and casinos across the U.S., at least until they run out of finances, but they said they can't predict when that will be. So, all you fuckers better come see me while you can. And buy my T shirts! They're reasonably priced at $65 a pop, and even better I'm making them all myself with nothing more than a black marker and white T shirts...so it's just like having something I made ESPECIALLY for you! They will absolutely go over like hotcakes on eBay, so if you're looking for a return investment, this is your ticket!

You have two design choices in the T shirts. The first says:

I LIKE BUENO BOB

while the second one, if you prefer that, says

I REALLY LIKE BUENO BOB!

On the back of the T shirt, there isn't anything yet, but if you come see me after the show, I'll be sure to like, add whatever you want. Which will make it worth even more on eBay since every single one will be an original, so make sure you buy about 15 or 20, OK?

Thanks, guys!

bueno bob
08-18-2005, 01:31 PM
Oh dammit! I made my announcement in the wrong forum, owning myself again! Luckily enough, K-Tel will be much more fair with me, I'm certain.

Can somebody bump this over to the Pen?

bueno bob
08-18-2005, 01:46 PM
Just in case....Sheep Pen, please, and thank you :)

fret_buzz_blues
08-18-2005, 06:00 PM
Hey...I'd buy it!;)

canadiandlrgirl
08-18-2005, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I plan on using my grate band to cover all your favorite hits! Better yet, I will be remaking these classic songs with a brand new feel, and adding my own interpretation onto them in honor of the original artists. I sincerely hope you enjoy it!

Here's an exclusive track listing just for you!

************************************

01. Bob Rules (orig. "Mob Rules", Black Sabbath)

02. Bueno Bob (orig. "Metal Gods", Judas Priest)

03. Runnin with the Bueno (orig. "Runnin with the Devil", Van Halen)

04. Live Like a Bueno (orig. "Live Like An Angel", Venom)

05. Bueno of the Beast (orig. "Number of the Beast", Iron Maiden)

06. Let Me Bueno Bob Tonight (orig. "Let Me Take You Home Tonight", Boston)

07. Bob Your Own Way (orig. "Go Your Own Way", Fleetwood Mac)

08. Carry On My Bueno Bob (orig. "Carry On Wayward Son", Kansas)

09. Bueno Bueno Nights (orig. "Crazy Crazy Nights", Kiss - this one is special, as it's dedicated solely to Bill Lumbergh)

10. When the Bueno Breaks (orig. "When the Levee Breaks", Led Zeppelin)

11. Bueno Again (orig. "Angry Again", Megadeth)

12. Bueno Train (orig. "Crazy Train", Ozzy Osbourne)

*******************************************

This album, I'm VERY proud to say, will be issued EXCLUSIVELY on the K-Tel label, which is re-launching for this release ALONE! This is grate news for me, because all of K-Mart's considerable finances in the music world will be put behind the promotion of my debut album! Even better, I won't have to worry about publishing rights, royalties, legal crap and all that other bullshit because they promised me they'd take care of everything! All I had to do was sign in 345 different places, but they assured me that the deal was to my benefit.

I mean, fuck, I can't be bothered to take the time to read all that bullshit, you know?

You can expect my album soon, and I hope you all sincerely buy it! Please do not download it off of Kazaa or WinMX, because if you do I will fucking kick your ass.

They said I would be able to promote the album by opening up for some grate acts, like Styx, Kansas (whom I cover on the album), REO Speedwagon and Survivor at county fairs and casinos across the U.S., at least until they run out of finances, but they said they can't predict when that will be. So, all you fuckers better come see me while you can. And buy my T shirts! They're reasonably priced at $65 a pop, and even better I'm making them all myself with nothing more than a black marker and white T shirts...so it's just like having something I made ESPECIALLY for you! They will absolutely go over like hotcakes on eBay, so if you're looking for a return investment, this is your ticket!

You have two design choices in the T shirts. The first says:

I LIKE BUENO BOB

while the second one, if you prefer that, says

I REALLY LIKE BUENO BOB!

On the back of the T shirt, there isn't anything yet, but if you come see me after the show, I'll be sure to like, add whatever you want. Which will make it worth even more on eBay since every single one will be an original, so make sure you buy about 15 or 20, OK?

Thanks, guys!
great track list bob:)

Unchainme
08-18-2005, 09:54 PM
Put me down for 3,000 Bob. :)

Anonymous
08-18-2005, 10:18 PM
You know, I'd find this THE MOST OFFENSIVE POST EVER, if it wasn't so Goddamned funny.

'Let Me Bueno Bob Tonight'??? Jaysus! For the fookin' love of ALAN, Bob... you went TOO FAR with that one...

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
08-18-2005, 10:30 PM
Hey, it's a grate track, really.... :)

Matt White
08-18-2005, 10:35 PM
"I REALLY LIKE BUENO BOB!"

This is gonna be my next tatto!!!:D

rustoffa
08-18-2005, 10:53 PM
A perfect selection.

A perfect selection missing one key ingredient.....

A Jay Ferguson cover.

For the love of THE DARK SIDE, make it happen bro!
:D

Anonymous
08-18-2005, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Hey, it's a grate track, really.... :)

I know it's a grate track... as are most of the tracks on 'your album'... and that's why I find this thread so offensive. Really, Bob, satanism is one thing, but desecrating classic tracks...? I think we need an INQUISITION right now!

Cheers! :bottle:

Bill Lumbergh
08-19-2005, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob

09. Bueno Bueno Nights (orig. "Crazy Crazy Nights", Kiss - this one is special, as it's dedicated solely to Bill Lumbergh)




Did you wear a blue thong(like Paul on the back cover) while recording this?!

bueno bob
08-19-2005, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Did you wear a blue thong(like Paul on the back cover) while recording this?!

I did, Bill, I did!!

The fucking funniest thing ever was that I was picturing myself in one mentally when I typed that....rofl... :)

bueno bob
08-19-2005, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa
A perfect selection.

A perfect selection missing one key ingredient.....

A Jay Ferguson cover.

For the love of THE DARK SIDE, make it happen bro!
:D

Perhaps a B side? :)

diamondsgirl
08-19-2005, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I did, Bill, I did!!

The fucking funniest thing ever was that I was picturing myself in one mentally when I typed that....rofl... :)

yeah me too...:D

can I get a pic of that on the back of my shirt?

bueno bob
08-19-2005, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
yeah me too...:D

can I get a pic of that on the back of my shirt?

How about I just personally model one for you so that you can commit it to memory easier? ;)

Rikk
08-19-2005, 01:57 PM
This is really grate news! I just can't wait! I'm so excited, it makes me so happy!:)

diamondsgirl
08-19-2005, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
How about I just personally model one for you so that you can commit it to memory easier? ;)

that would be quite memorable, I'm sure. :)

aesop
08-19-2005, 02:07 PM
Wow -

Congrats, Bro. I can't believe you and the upcoming "Kingdom Come's Greatest Hit(s)" release are going to single-handedly save the K-tel label.

Post some sample mp3's, m-kay?

Rikk
08-19-2005, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by aesop
Wow -

Congrats, Bro. I can't believe you and the upcoming "Kingdom Come's Greatest Hit(s)" release are going to single-handedly save the K-tel label.

Post some sample mp3's, m-kay?

Fuck off, AESOP. Stay out of this forum, twit.

aesop
08-19-2005, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Fuck off, AESOP. Stay out of this forum, twit.

Hey Rikk. Apparently I did something to piss you off... Whatever it was, I might be sorry for doing it.

Rikk
08-19-2005, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by aesop
Hey Rikk. Apparently I did something to piss you off... Whatever it was, I might be sorry for doing it.

You know what you did, bro. And if you don't, PM me and I'll be happy to tell you.

aesop
08-19-2005, 02:24 PM
Sent you a PM...

Bill Lumbergh
08-19-2005, 11:32 PM
Pre-orders for the album are already in the TEENS! BOB'S GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD, BABY! (or at least his neighborhood)

bueno bob
08-24-2005, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Pre-orders for the album are already in the TEENS! BOB'S GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD, BABY! (or at least his neighborhood)

Egads! In the teens already? This will be a grater hit than I thought possible!

Anonymous
04-10-2007, 11:59 AM
Damn you, Bob! You never got around to releasing this.

I had a pre-order and everything. I want my money back! The full cent! :mad:

Cheers! :bottle:

Shaun Ponsonby
04-10-2007, 02:30 PM
HA!

I missed this thread. Must have been during one of my absnses.

Bill Lumbergh
04-10-2007, 02:55 PM
I havent stopped thinking about the blue thong since........Bueno Bob: Life Changer.....

bueno bob
04-10-2007, 03:26 PM
I have a live album coming up next month...

Bill Lumbergh
04-10-2007, 03:32 PM
Special guest appearances? (Please say Mark St. Johns corpse!!!!!!!)

ThrillsNSpills
04-10-2007, 04:30 PM
CAT (http://www.popcultmag.com/passingfancies/websiteoftheweek/ktel/ktel.html)

ThrillsNSpills
04-10-2007, 06:07 PM
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ThrillsNSpills
04-10-2007, 06:08 PM
It's Yankie Frankovic.

Shaun Ponsonby
04-11-2007, 08:12 AM
Unbelievable.

:eek:

Matt White
04-11-2007, 08:21 AM
This is all fine & dandy....................

ThrillsNSpills
04-11-2007, 10:45 AM
brother Bob...

any word on the Schecter? model, year, etc.
Looks like it plays well.
thanks and good luck with the album..

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
brother Bob...

any word on the Schecter? model, year, etc.
Looks like it plays well.
thanks and good luck with the album..

Posted it in the other thread...

Schechter, Diamond series, Omen 6 to be very precise aboot it...

:)

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 10:47 AM
Year...I don't know for sure...

ThrillsNSpills
04-11-2007, 11:30 AM
thanks.

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 11:31 AM
No worries...