Whining golden awwwwww

[NightProwler]

What difference does it matter what forum I ask you questions in? you're a coward and don't answer anyway.

[rustoffa]

From what I've seen, you pride yourself on the nature of logic.

You demand the simplest of explanations right?

To answer you're thread's query, logistically speaking, it matters.

The simple rules of the board support this theory.

moving to NON.

[Golden AWe]

ahahahahhaha

The poor PIG is trying to challenge someone way over his league...once again...

[NightProwler]

IF you were actually "way over his league" it would show, you wouldn't feel the need to keep trying to convince me of it, kid.

LMAO

It's easy to see why you girls stick together on this board...weak.

[NightProwler]

..."and that one person doesn't seem to dare to defend you in public too much."

LMAO

He watches and sees that ALL of you girls put together STILL can't deal with me. He laughs at your performances.

[Golden AWe]

Wow...isn't that cute...NP has a imaginary friend!

Does he talk to you if you feel sad?

Isn't it nice and comfortable to have a imaginary friend who looks after you and takes care of you when the evil world is being...evil?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by NightProwler
What difference does it matter what forum I ask you questions in?

hmmm, maybe it's because the forums usually have separate forums so that it's easier to find the right place to start a certain thread...

like f.e. THE FRONT LINE is for political threads - right?

THE MAIN is for DLR and CVH news - right?

THE PIC FORUM is to put pics on it, right?

THE pWn3d GEEK FORUM is for geeks like you, to start as many idiotic threads as you want - right?

oh, wait, we don't have a forum for pwn3d geeks!!!

so that's what got you so confused!!!

ahahaha i'm sorreee i didn't remember that you're a little slow...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NightProwler
What difference does it matter what forum I ask you questions in? you're a coward and don't answer anyway.

You really are a serial attention whore.

I refuse to believe anyone this stupid, petty, and attention starved is in Federal Law Enforcement.

You're a fucking whining HYPOCRITE ["projection" only applies to others, never yourself].

Seems to me your sole purpose here is to instigate fights for your own amusement. You must really need the attention.

Rustoffa put you in your place quite nicely, per usual.



" you girls sure stick together "

This mantra of your's is quite telling. Your personal issues require much more help than you'll ever find on a message board, skippy.

Seek Help.

[NightProwler]

..."imaginary friend"?

LMAO

you appear confused, as usual.

My friend is very real...unlike any of yours.

Remember how I proved you wrong on your ignorant assumption that I don't know how to use the "quote" feature? This is the same thing.

[NightProwler]

golden awwwww

you claim this isn't the right forum to ask questions, YET you and your girls appear obsessed with posting your homosexual nonsense.

Why aren't you in that forum?

[NightProwler]

loungeboy...YOU were the one who felt the NEED to whine out in desperation for my attention in the first place. It's there for all the world to see, you cannot change that fact, not matter how much you piss and moan.

I've been a Federal Law Enforcement Officer since 1998 boy.

you COULD stop being such a coward and tell me what it is that you do for a living?

LMAO

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NightProwler


Remember how I proved you wrong on your ignorant assumption that I don't know how to use the "quote" feature? This is the same thing.

Yes, Skippy, we remember:rolleyes:

Did we fail to acknowledge your accomplishment enough for you?

Should we start a thread on your behalf hailing your mastering of the quote button?

How old are you??

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
I've been a Federal Law Enforcement Officer since 1998 boy.

Rent-a-cop alert!

[NightProwler]

"Rent-a-cop"?

LMAO

Obviously you are not very smart.

What is it that you do for a living bob?

[NightProwler]

loungeboy

How about you muster up the courage to actually answer a question rather than just spew your childish nonsense?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
"Rent-a-cop"?

LMAO

Obviously you are not very smart.

What is it that you do for a living bob?

My official job title is "Makes More Money Than NightProwler".

HAHAHAHA

[NightProwler]

bob

you are too ashamed to answer a simple question.

LMAO

In your case I can see why!

How much did you make last year, braggart?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
Obviously you are not very smart.

Coming out of a rentacop who's registered on a message board as "NightProwler", I wouldn't be so certain about that... :)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
bob

you are too ashamed to answer a simple question.

LMAO

In your case I can see why!

How much did you make last year, braggart?

According to my taxes I filed, I made "More Than NightProwler the Rentacop".

:D

[NightProwler]

"What is it that you do for a living bob? ”



My official job title is "Makes More Money Than NightProwler".


Judging from the fact that you are too stupid to answer a simple question I doubt you even have a job.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
"What is it that you do for a living bob? ”



My official job title is "Makes More Money Than NightProwler".


Judging from the fact that you are too stupid to answer a simple question I doubt you even have a job.

Oh, you owned me! Egads! HAHAHAHAHA

[NightProwler]

bob

That is TWICE you did NOT answer the question.

TRY again, boy...I KNOW you can do it!

[bueno bob]

Here's a question: why is this thread so gay?

Here's a hint towards the answer: it has to do with the person who started it...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
bob

That is TWICE you did NOT answer the question.

TRY again, boy...I KNOW you can do it!

Don't flatter yourself, sparky! You don't know anything! :)

[NightProwler]

bob...stop your "gay" daydreaming and TRY to answer the question.

[NightProwler]

bob

I KNOW you have NOT answered my question yet.

What are you so embarrassed about?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
bob...stop your "gay" daydreaming and TRY to answer the question.

Oh no, it's the Seenbad game all over again!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
bob

I KNOW you have NOT answered my question yet.

What are you so embarrassed about?

Mostly that I'm taking the time to speak with you, sparky. :)

[LoungeMachine]

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GREAT THREADS, EVERY ONE OF THEM, PROWLER.

YES, YOU BRING MUCH TO THE TABLE.

NO ATTENTION WHORING HERE

[NightProwler]

loungeboy

you refer to me as an "attention whore", yet YOU are the one who responded to me. Why are you begging for my attention in such a desperate manner?

And what is it that YOU do for a living? I see you're too ashamed to say.

[Unchainme]

God even Jesterstar could own you, ASSProwler.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
loungeboy

you refer to me as an "attention whore", yet YOU are the one who responded to me. Why are you begging for my attention in such a desperate manner?

And what is it that YOU do for a living? I see you're too ashamed to say.

Well, at least he's not a rent-a-cop, sparky!

[NightProwler]

unchainme

Why are you so desperate for my attention that you need to "PM" me?

[NightProwler]

bob

you STILL haven't said what it is you do to support yourself.

Or do your parents still support you?

[bueno bob]

By the way, official announcement: By the royal high decree of Bueno Bob, Dark Lord of the Sith, Sheep Pen Administrator and 2nd in command of the galactic empire, NightProwler is hereby to be known as "Sparky".

Thank you.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
bob

you STILL haven't said what it is you do to support yourself.

Or do your parents still support you?

I had no father...my mother was a virgin. The best support I got was from Obi Wan Kenobi, but he steered me down a bad path, the shithead. Since then, all of my guidance, support, hell even my life support system has come from Emperor Palpatine, who, by the way, owns you.

Oh, and Alan the Panther. Mustn't forget him, sparky. Never forget the Panther.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by NightProwler
unchainme

Why are you so desperate for my attention that you need to "PM" me?

I don't know, Why are you desperate for attention you have to post threads simply for attacking people?

[NightProwler]

It doesn't appear that you'll ever move out of your momma's basement.

[NightProwler]

unchainme

you sent me a couple of "PMs"...why lie?

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by NightProwler
It doesn't appear that you'll ever move out of your momma's basement.

It doesn't appear you guard the "borders" of the trailer park too well, Now does it?

[Anonymous]

Who IS this person, this 'NightProwler'? And I use the term 'person' VERY loosely...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by NightProwler
unchainme

you sent me a couple of "PMs"...why lie?

I'm am denying it, I did send them because you were being an Asshole.

[bueno bob]

Sparky the cop, worked for twenty bucks
Selling out your border
Bueno Bob
Did own that slob
Because it was the Panthers order....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NightProwler
loungeboy

you refer to me as an "attention whore", yet YOU are the one who responded to me. Why are you begging for my attention in such a desperate manner?

And what is it that YOU do for a living? I see you're too ashamed to say.

Begging for your attention?:rolleyes:

Hardly. I just called you out for being the pathetic loser you appear to be.

I'm not ashamed at all, I just never felt the need to answer your beggings. You are OBSESSED with what people in here do for a living.

Perhaps you feel the need to see if you measure up in any way, huh Skippy?

It's no secret in here. I retired from the music industry at 42. I am living comfortably on publishing, and other investments.

I have no boss, superiors, or anyone else to answer to, unlike you.

I think you have some serious issues, and are feeling like a small man needing to fill some void in your pathetic life.

I worked hard for many years, and now reap the benefits.

LIFE IS GOOD.

You on the other hand are constantly looking over your shoulder making sure your boss doesn't see you posting on a DLR message Board

Buwahahahahahahahahahahhaahahha

Skippy, the rent-a pig:cool:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Begging for your attention?:rolleyes:

Hardly. I just called you out for being the pathetic loser you appear to be.

I'm not ashamed at all, I just never felt the need to answer your beggings. You are OBSESSED with what people in here do for a living.

Perhaps you feel the need to see if you measure up in any way, huh Skippy?

It's no secret in here. I retired from the music industry at 42. I am living comfortably on publishing, and other investments.

I have no boss, superiors, or anyone else to answer to, unlike you.

I think you have some serious issues, and are feeling like a small man needing to fill some void in your pathetic life.

I worked hard for many years, and now reap the benefits.

LIFE IS GOOD.

You on the other hand are constantly looking over your shoulder making sure your boss doesn't see you posting on a DLR message Board

Buwahahahahahahahahahahhaahahha

Skippy, the rent-a pig:cool:

Um...not to nit-pick, but it's supposed to be "sparky", bud. :)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NightProwler
loungeboy

you refer to me as an "attention whore", yet YOU are the one who responded to me. Why are you begging for my attention in such a desperate manner?

.


Jesus H. Christ, no one is really this stupid, are they?

YOU'RE AN ATTENTION WHORE DUE TO YOUR LITANY OF SELF SERVING THREADS STARTED ABOUT YOURSELF, TO SERVE YOUR OWN PATHETIC AGENDA

Responding to a post on a FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD is not the sign of an attention whore, you ignorant hack.

Are you really unable to see the difference?

God, you're even dumber than previously thought.

[NightProwler]

"I retired from the music industry at 42."

LMAO

THAT is without a doubt the FUNNIEST post out of you yet!

you're actually claiming to be "42"? And THIS (making a fool out of yourself) is how you spend your "retirement"?

Classic!

My all time 3 favorite message board posts:

1. I am "independently wealthy" (flucko)

2. I own my own business/am "retired".

3. I will come and kick your ass!

Thanks for playing along!

"I think you have some serious issues, and are feeling like a small man needing to fill some void in your pathetic life."

PROJECTION on your part, which explains why you felt the need to whine at me in the first place, kid.

you HAVE a life? Not from the looks of your posts!

:+)

[NightProwler]

loungeboy

How is it that you claim to be "42" and "retired", yet your self esteem is so badly damaged that you feel a need to "call people out" while hiding behind a keyboard?

No childish remarks, just answer the question for once.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Um...not to nit-pick, but it's supposed to be "sparky", bud. :)

Correction noted, bb.

Sorry about that:D


Sparky, the rent-a-pig

Coming to a shopping mall near you

[ hey you kids, don't sit there, I'm Night Prowler ]

:cool:

[NightProwler]

loungeboy

I am hardly "obsessed" (you're an amatuer psychiatrist all of a sudden?)

I ask questions, you cowards dodge, I ask again. I laugh watching you avoid answering simple questions!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
I have no Larg.

The shame! :mad:

[NightProwler]

A Federal Law Enforcement Officer is hardly a "rent-a-cop".

LMAO

you girls aren't very smart.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
loungeboy

I am hardly "obsessed" (you're an amatuer psychiatrist all of a sudden?)

Well, sparky is correct on this point. He's isn't hardly obsessed. He's COMPLETELY obsessed.

I ask questions, you cowards dodge, I ask again. I laugh watching you avoid answering simple questions!

You can't handle the truth - sparky! :mad:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NightProwler
loungeboy

How is it that you claim to be "42" and "retired", yet your self esteem is so badly damaged that you feel a need to "call people out" while hiding behind a keyboard?

No childish remarks, just answer the question for once.

No childish remarks?

You're one to talk:rolleyes:

Merely look at the title of this, and every thread you start, and how you just addressed me in this post, and THEN tell me who is being "childish" You are a complete HYPOCRITE.

I have no need to answer anymore of your questions. I do however enjoy watching you make a fool of yourself.

Please continue.:D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
A Federal Law Enforcement Officer is hardly a "rent-a-cop".



Perhaps I'm insulting the actual rent-a-cops by inferring that you are one. I apologize to any rent-a-cops who may be reading this by inferring that Sparky is trained and talented enough to be one of their ilk.

[NightProwler]

your dad's a "rent-a-cop", why would you insult him like that?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


I have no boss, superiors, or anyone else to answer to, unlike you.



I thought you said you were married with kids? ;)

[NightProwler]

TRUTH is you girls can't answer questions.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
your dad's a "rent-a-cop", why would you insult him like that?

It is unfortunate that your law enforcement...lol..."training" that you cops get doesn't allow you much in the way of intelligent thinking. Sad, really. But, hell, I guess it's a paycheck. Enough to pay for your Krispy Kreme that you all seem to be so fond of.

What are you tipping the scales at these days, Sparky? Afraid to answer the question, Sparky?

Answer my question, Sparky :)

[NightProwler]

loungeboy

you dodged answer the question? No surprise there!

Hell, I only asked you about fifty times before you told me your "retirement" story!

LMAO

This is how you spend your "retirement"? How sad and lonely you obviously are!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
TRUTH is you girls can't answer questions.

Answer this question, Sparky. What is the weekly cost of your Krispy Kreme indulgance? $80? 180? More?

[NightProwler]

bobbie

you won't answer my questions yet you expect me to answer yours?

LMAO

Are you a bigger hypocrite or a coward? It's hard to tell.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NightProwler
your dad's a "rent-a-cop", why would you insult him like that?


" NO CHILDISH REMARKS"



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

God you're pathetic.

What's next Sparky, Yo Momma Jokes????

[NightProwler]

loungeboy

Why is it that you don't fake outrage when people spew shit at me, you lousy hypocrite?

[NightProwler]

tubbie

your obsession with krispy kreme is safe, I don't eat them so there will be more than enough for you.

[bueno bob]

Hell, Sparky, since you love questions so much, here's a few more. Remember, you're not afraid to answer questions!

01. Why are you here?
02. What did you claim on your tax returns last year?
03. Are you married?
04. Do you have children?
05. Are you gay?
06. Are you in the closet?
07. Is "Surprise by Design" your favorite TV show?
08. How's the weather?
09. Got time for 20 questions?
10. What is your educational background?
11. Ever been divorced?
12. What effect, if any, did falling on your head as an infant have on you?
13. Are you tired of pointless questions yet?
14. Are you tired of me yet?
15. Shall we continue?
16. What is your favorite sandwhich?
17. Do you have any friends?
18. How much does rent on your trailer run you?
19. How was the last Sammy Hagar show?
20. Did you enjoy it?
21. Is multiplication a problem for you without a calculator?
22. Has a man ever made a pass at you?
23. Did you accept?
24. Do you dress in camouflage and listen to Ted Nugent on your days off?
25. Do you play an instrument?
26. How badly do you play it?
27. Have you ever drank so much you passed out in a puddle of your own vomit?

Answer the questions, sparky. You're not afraid to answer questions, remember?

[NightProwler]

tubbie

Why should I answer questions when you won't?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
tubbie

your obsession with krispy kreme is safe, I don't eat them so there will be more than enough for you.

You're the cop, sparky, not me.

Remember? You are a LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENT. Protecting my barriers against the evil tyranny of invading mexicans.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
tubbie

Why should I answer questions when you won't?

Because I own you, Sparky, that's why.

[NightProwler]

tubbie

you answer them first, then I will.

The ball is in your court, don't eat it!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NightProwler
loungeboy

Why is it that you don't fake outrage when people spew shit at me, you lousy hypocrite?

awwww, poor baby. Need a tissue?

Why? Simple.


YOU BROUGHT ALL OF THIS ON YOURSELF, ASS PIPE


Why you think we're here to answer all of your questions is beyond me.

You get out of this site what you put into it, just like life.

You are the childish one, and your envy of me is growing more obvious with each post.

Isnt it time to go back to looking busy for your boss now?

Ta Ta:cool:

[NightProwler]

loungeboy is MARRIED?

LMAO

To another man, maybe!

[NightProwler]

loungeboy

I'll make you a real offer.

you ask me a question, I answer it honestly. Then you do the same.

Up for it?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
tubbie

you answer them first, then I will.

The ball is in your court, don't eat it!

The only balls that are going into anyone's mouth are Jose's into yours, Sparky. You are, after all, Border Patrol. :)

The only answer you need concern yourself with is how much I'll continue to own you.

And only you can answer that question, Sparky.

Only you.

[NightProwler]

"ass pipe"?

LMAO

42? Good one!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
"ass pipe"?

LMAO

42? Good one!

Perhaps "ASS HAT" is more accurate?

[NightProwler]

tubbie

I have told you and your girlfriends many times, I am not gay like you.

Get over it.

[NightProwler]

tubbie

If you're describing yourself it is!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
tubbie

If you're describing yourself it is!

Yawn.

[bueno bob]

Ladies and gentlecunts...SPARKY THE ASSHAT!

[NightProwler]

Missed your nap AGAIN?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
Missed your nap AGAIN?

Yeah, sadly. But it's better than missing those damn mexicans along the border. Perhaps if you wiggled your ass out of Krispy Kreme once in a grate while, you'd earn your $9 an hour.

We can only dream...

[NightProwler]

tubbie

I make far more than that "$9 an hour" you aspire to.

FIRST you'll have to actually GET a job!

[NightProwler]

loungeboy

I'll check back later to see if you ever actually have the courage to take me up on the offer.

Have a nice "retirement" day kid!

[NightProwler]

tubbie

Sign off the computer and get some exercise. Maybe you won't be so tired then!

I'll see you later...try and wipe that kreme off your chin by then!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
tubbie

I make far more than that "$9 an hour" you aspire to.

FIRST you'll have to actually GET a job!

I should. I should get a job with you at the border patrol. Maybe then I wouldn't have to live under the bridge with all these damn mexicans you keep letting slip through.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NightProwler
tubbie

Sign off the computer and get some exercise. Maybe you won't be so tired then!

I'll see you later...try and wipe that kreme off your chin by then!

Only if you promise to try and keep me amused, sparky.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NightProwler
loungeboy is MARRIED?

LMAO

To another man, maybe!

Classic projection on your part.

Everything comes down to having US be "girls" to you, doesn't it.

I've been happily married for 12 years. So what?

She's still fucking smoking hot at 32 [yes, she was 20 when we met]


You're the one being childish, NP. Just scroll back and look at YOUR posts and threads objectively, and then tell me you took the mature high road:rolleyes:

I'm done with you.

It's become repetitive, boring, and useless.

To think I defended you with your fight against flappo:confused:

Go back to work. I pay your salary.

:cool:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Because I own you, Sparky, that's why.

BWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


fookin' ace!!!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hardly. I just called you out for being the pathetic loser you appear to be.

I'm not ashamed at all, I just never felt the need to answer your beggings. You are OBSESSED with what people in here do for a living.

Perhaps you feel the need to see if you measure up in any way, huh Skippy?

I think you have some serious issues, and are feeling like a small man needing to fill some void in your pathetic life.


Exactly.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by NightProwler


I'll make you a real offer.

you ask me a question, I answer it honestly. Then you do the same.

Up for it?

Tell me about your wife, and your emotions towards her.

How did you two meet? How long have you been together?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


I've been happily married for 12 years. So what?

She's still fucking smoking hot at 32 [yes, she was 20 when we met]


I told you you have a boss and superiors. ;)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
I told you you have a boss and superiors. ;)

A wife and TWO preteen daughters.

I am so far down the totem pole it's not even funyy.

I do what I am told around here.

I cook, garden, and take em out on the lake at a snap of the fingers.


Life is Good:D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
A wife and TWO preteen daughters.

I am so far down the totem pole it's not even funyy.

I do what I am told around here.

I cook, garden, and take em out on the lake at a snap of the fingers.


Life is Good:D

I'd sooner BE Night Prowler!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by academic punk
I'd sooner BE Night Prowler!


think again...hahahahhaha

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
I'd sooner be alone with my turtles!


ahhh, true love :D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ahhh, true love :D

You wouldn't know a thing about it!!!

Because only turtle love is true love!!!

[Ally_Kat]

NightProwler, if you want to go ask somebody a question, there's this thing called Private Messages. Don't got stalking them in a forum demanding answers. Or at least in my forum.

Closing

[flappo]

good call