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Romeo Delight
08-20-2005, 03:02 AM
I love poached eggs for breakfast.

Yesterday morning, I didn't have time to poach them so I microwaved them in cheap plastic egg cooker deal.

I ate the first one on an english muffin. Then took a bite on the second one...

MOTHERFUCKER EXPLODED IN MY FACE, SENDING SHRAPNEL 10 FEET IN ALL DIRECTIONS!!!

WTF!!! Was it still cooking??

My lip is burnt to shit, looks like Herpes!!!

Anonymous
08-20-2005, 02:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry man, I know that's serious shit, but I can't help laffing everytime I think of an egg blowing up... fuckin' lethal weapons, they are!

Cheers! :bottle:

Romeo Delight
08-21-2005, 01:24 AM
Luckily, burns on the lip heal quickly (but not quickly enough!!)

mentalpancake
08-22-2005, 12:31 AM
Was the exploding one on an english muffin too or was it just the egg?

Romeo Delight
08-22-2005, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by mentalpancake
Was the exploding one on an english muffin too or was it just the egg?

It was on an english muffin as well, and it was the second bite, when I got into the nuclear fucking yolk, I suppose

Still hurts, and everyone gives me the look...

Not to get too graphic, but when I came home later to tell the wife the story, she said she could smell something awful when she woke up (an hour later)

My burnt lip!

audiospectrum
08-22-2005, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by DavidFlamma
It was on an english muffin as well, and it was the second bite, when I got into the nuclear fucking yolk, I suppose

Still hurts, and everyone gives me the look...

Not to get too graphic, but when I came home later to tell the wife the story, she said she could smell something awful when she woke up (an hour later)

My burnt lip!

LMFAO!!! Oh man tough break!! The after-aroma of the burning lip!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha.