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Northern Girl
08-21-2005, 11:14 PM
You're dying, and you can will anyone here anything you want. What would it be?
For example, I would leave for:
Cato - all my soiled panties in an airtight Ziplock...you sick fuck ;)
Golden AWe - Cheryl Tweedy on a biscuit.
EVH Fanatic - Heather Locklear on a Triscuit.
Bueno Bob - the three-some he's been waiting for...with a hot chick with huge titties...and no short-term memory. ;)
You get the idea.
Warham
08-21-2005, 11:21 PM
Oh let's see...
I'd leave you an autographed picture of me. ;)
I'd leave FORD with a Hillary Clinton presidency.
I'd leave RIKK with a tickets and a backstage pass to a Nirvana reunion concert (Cobain comes back from the dead!)
I'd leave Bueno Bob with a one on one tour of Skywalker Ranch with GL.
I'd leave Jester some 'spending cheddar'.
I'd leave Ally three wishes.
I'd leave Ashcroft with a few clones so he could post more and still take care of the kids.
More to follow. ;)
Originally posted by Warham
I'd leave RIKK with a tickets and a backstage pass to a Nirvana reunion concert (Cobain comes back from the dead!)
Now you're talking!:)
http://www.nirvanaclub.com/pictures/band/slovenia2.jpg
I'd leave DG my Barbi collection along with my spandex swim shorts, metallic lipstick collection and...
Awww fuck it and I'll leave her the lot of my stuff.
Warham
08-21-2005, 11:45 PM
I leave MAX a time travel device so he could be the main star of Gladiator instead of that cunt Russell Crowe.
Originally posted by Warham
I leave MAX a time travel device so he could be the main star of Gladiator instead of that cunt Russell Crowe.
I also leave MAX a time-travel device so he could travel back 200 years and be married to seven women with a clean-conscience because it would be fully legal in his state.:D
I would leave ZERONUMBER a shotgun so he could take the newly-resurrected Kurt Cobain's place.;)
Originally posted by Warham
I leave MAX a time travel device so he could be the main star of Gladiator instead of that cunt Russell Crowe.
LMAO!!!
I'll leave both you and me with the RIGHT party in office forever. ;)
Warham
08-21-2005, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by MAX
LMAO!!!
I'll leave both you and me with the RIGHT party in office forever. ;)
Ha! As RIKK would say, 'Now, you're talkin'!'
Ally_Kat
08-22-2005, 12:23 AM
ALinChainz - season tickets, anywhere in the stadium he wants, for any teams he wants
Cathedral - the General Lee
BigBadBrian - a day to rule The Front Line
bueno bob - Darth Vader, in your closet. A personal pet!
diamondsgirl - a no-holds barred night with David Lee Roth
FORD - a lifetime supply of a beer of his own choice, dinner with Howard Dean, and a primetime, televised speech at the DNC
Funkmonkey - bunches and bunches of bananas
Imapus Sylicker - the pussy of his dreams to lick
Joe thunder - a restraining order and therapy
John Ashcroft - a hot babysitter, plane tickets to NYC, and a primetime, televised speech at the RNC
Junyore Grades - my love, an end to mountain-top removal, antique cars, a big screen tv, and a youngin' or two or three
lionsfan - a home made out of a plane, a million different flight sim skins, and a career flying my personal jet
MAX - unlimited ice cream supplies, lifetime supply of homemade pickles, and a role in a Gladiator sequel
Phil theStalker - your own column to inform the masses and a slew of victims to stalk
Rikk - a new girl for each night (and two on Sundays)
Seshmeister - every dream of his for his kid to come true
Warham - a multi-million photoshop comic deal and hot, young, but legal, groupies
diamondsgirl
08-22-2005, 03:35 AM
I, DG, leave Maximus... Arthur Brown screaming "I am the God of Hell Fire!"
:D
http://www.stereosociety.com/jpg/abfire300x487.jpg
diamondsgirl
08-22-2005, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
diamondsgirl - a no-holds barred night with David Lee Roth
No Holds Barred??? OK. I choose this one: :D
http://www.coachron.com/prem23.jpg
where do I sign up?
Hardrock69
08-22-2005, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I, DG, leave Maximus... Arthur Brown screaming "I am the God of Hell Fire!"
:D
http://www.stereosociety.com/jpg/abfire300x487.jpg
LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!
:D
diamondsgirl
08-22-2005, 03:48 AM
http://www.sasband.com/kenthumbs/images/abrown.jpg
Warham
08-22-2005, 06:57 AM
What a flamer!!!!
Northern Girl
08-22-2005, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Warham
I'd leave you an autographed picture of me. ;)
Just what I always wanted. ;)
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I, DG, leave Maximus... Arthur Brown screaming "I am the God of Hell Fire!"
Hahahahahaha!!!
Hey DG,
When did you get all of those tattoos? :p
http://www.juicemagazine.com/images/imagesnewspage/ASR2003SANDIEGO/9-6-03LABELPARTY/coreyduanefiregood.jpg
Bob_R
08-22-2005, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
You're dying, and you can will anyone here anything you want. What would it be?
EVH Fanatic - Heather Locklear on a Triscuit.
Thank you!
:bananna: :bottle:
Northern Girl
08-22-2005, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Thank you!
Eat up! :D
Unchainme
08-22-2005, 09:34 PM
Nobody Would leve me anything? :(
Northern Girl
08-24-2005, 07:11 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
MAX - lifetime supply of homemade pickles
And bubble wrap! :D
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Warham - a multi-million photoshop comic deal and hot, young, but legal, groupies
There's only one groupie he needs! :mad: :D
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