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LoungeMachine
08-26-2005, 01:36 PM
Capatin Hairplug AKA JizzySTOOL is going to ban us, so as a public service I thought it would be nice to make it easy for Ryan.

She has very limited time in the male room to concentrate on this, so if you'd like her to ban you, please post your name here.



All those who want Ryan to ban you say aye :D


Me first
LoungeMachine
08-26-2005, 01:37 PM
AYE !!!!
Rikk
08-26-2005, 01:40 PM
Aye. I definitely deserve a good banning. I've been naughty.
Guitar Shark
08-26-2005, 01:43 PM
AYE.

Ban me Ryan, ban me real good!!
twonabomber
08-26-2005, 01:49 PM
someone needs to grow some balls and ban Jesterstar just to show the little cunt who's boss. it's good to keep your bitches in line, shows others you mean business. :D
Last_Child
08-26-2005, 02:35 PM
Ban Me Too!
Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 02:40 PM
Go ahead guys make a fucking joke about it. Hitch is the one man on this site that has more pull than Mezro.

You guys are fucked.

All of you and noone is going to give a fuck about your banned loser ass's when your gone.
Rikk
08-26-2005, 02:41 PM
Does one have to be owned first? Or can they be banned and thus owned because they are banned?
Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 02:50 PM
Interesting question and to ask it is to be OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see You owned when you take on a poster of my MAGNITUDE. Ya Dig.
Rikk
08-26-2005, 02:51 PM
How could I argue with that? Wow.
Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
How could I argue with that? Wow.

You can't because your already OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET IT

GOT IT

GOOD.


Go sit with the rest of the boys that can't handle posting against a real man.
Jimmy Jingles
08-26-2005, 02:59 PM
Please ban me bitch....PLEASE!!


Ban my ass, or would you rather eat it? Which one?


Jizz-lovin pole polisher.
Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 03:03 PM
WARF talked to SARGE yesterday. When Sarge returns I'll be a Mod and Hitch will be Webmaster. It's been written so it shall be.

You guys are all fucked. I can't wait to watch all you tough guys try and suck my cock begging me not to bann you.
Hardrock69
08-26-2005, 03:20 PM
OOOooh can I be banned? And then owned? I wanna be banned!

OWN ME OWN ME!!!

:rolleyes:

The above is JizzyStool's most fervent wish....
Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
OOOooh can I be banned? And then owned? I wanna be banned!

OWN ME OWN ME!!!

:rolleyes:

The above is JizzyStool's most fervent wish....

You sound like your................HUNGRY FOR MY COCK


HARDROCK69 HUNGRY FOR STAR COCK.
Golden AWe
08-26-2005, 03:57 PM
You sound like your................HUNGRY FOR MY COCK


JESTERSTAR HUNGRY FOR STAR COCK.
LoungeMachine
08-26-2005, 04:08 PM
We are also taking donations for Ryan's Hair Plugs



All those wishing to donate say Weave !!!!!


Me first
LoungeMachine
08-26-2005, 04:10 PM
Weave !!!!
ALinChainz
08-26-2005, 04:18 PM
Who the fuck would have made him "Captain"?

Wouldn't "Private Plug" be more suitable?
Rikk
08-26-2005, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
You can't because your already OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck!:mad:


Originally posted by Jesterstar
GET IT

I guess so.:(


Originally posted by Jesterstar
GOT IT

Unfortunately.:(


Originally posted by Jesterstar
GOOD.

Not for me.:(


Originally posted by Jesterstar
Go sit with the rest of the boys that can't handle posting against a real man.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=447504



I feel so small and inadequate.
LoungeMachine
08-26-2005, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
Who the fuck would have made him "Captain"?

Wouldn't "Private Plug" be more suitable?

Good point, Bro.


What was I thinking



Saving Private Ryan's Hair :D :D :D
Rikk
08-26-2005, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
You sound like your................HUNGRY FOR MY COCK


HARDROCK69 HUNGRY FOR STAR COCK.
Nickdfresh
08-26-2005, 04:47 PM
Some people definitely need to be "banned.":(

http://ftp.headoff.com/Incoming/ban.jpg
Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
We are also taking donations for Ryan's Hair Plugs



All those wishing to donate say Weave !!!!!


Me first

Dude when I go bald i go bald with fucking class and style.

Kind of like the opposite of your band. You guys all try and hide it with you bad weaves and hair exstensions. Any STATE FAIR OR COUNTY FAIR GIGS>:????

LOSER.
Golden AWe
08-26-2005, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude when I go bald i go bald with fucking class and style.

Kind of like the opposite of your band. You guys all try and hide it with you bad weaves and hair exstensions. Any STATE FAIR OR COUNTY FAIR GIGS>:????

LOSER.

Dude when I go bald i go bald with fucking class and style.

Kind of like the opposite of your band. You guys all try and hide it with you bad weaves and hair exstensions. Any STATE FAIR OR COUNTY FAIR GIGS>:????

LOSER.
Rikk
08-26-2005, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
Dude when I go bald i go bald with fucking class and style.

Kind of like the opposite of your band. You guys all try and hide it with you bad weaves and hair exstensions. Any STATE FAIR OR COUNTY FAIR GIGS>:????

LOSER.

YOU SHOWED HIM, GOLDEN AWE!!!:)

JESTERSTAR is too stupid to have a comeback as good as yours, GA!!!
Golden AWe
08-26-2005, 05:30 PM
ahahahahah...ooh yeah
ashstralia
08-27-2005, 11:11 AM
poor old ryan don't respond to me anymore, either.

he understands how cuntpletely i own him.
Soul Reaper
08-27-2005, 04:43 PM
BAN ME, JIZZY!!!

ban everyone and all that is left is the turd in a middle of a big field. btw, the turd is you.
Hardrock69
08-27-2005, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
You sound like your................HUNGRY FOR MY COCK


HARDROCK69 HUNGRY FOR STAR COCK.


Uhh no.

JESTERSTAR IS HUNGRY FOR THE HARDROCK69 COCK!!!

However, I am not gay.

Go suck your nearest COP COCK!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=653238
thome
08-27-2005, 09:24 PM
Any one who would call sarge with BS from the forums should be
at least spanked .
thats nothing to be played with he is a busy MAN.

Its not just a job its MF adventure 24/7.Send him some cookies
and get off his ass.

Unless he wants updates then whatever.....
FORD
08-27-2005, 09:36 PM
WARF didn't fucking call anybody. He's just leading poor Jizzy on.

Like all his ex boyfriends did. Which is why poor Jizzy is the angriest homosexual since that tragic day a few years ago when the ice cream truck mistakenly stiopped at Richard Simmons fat camp.

Jizzy Stool .... desperate for recognition and hungry for the cock!!
Hardrock69
08-27-2005, 09:44 PM
LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!
vheddyrmv8
08-27-2005, 09:44 PM
Ban me Jizzy Speedwhack!!!
Hardrock69
08-27-2005, 09:48 PM
Man Jesterstar is so desperate for the cock....

He is most likely going around to gay bars and BEGGING everyone inside to let him suck them all off....FOR FREE!!
ODShowtime
08-28-2005, 12:50 AM
sign me up for a bannin'
Keeyth
08-31-2005, 07:54 PM
AYE!!

WEAVE!!!

Jizzystool... ...Hungry for the JIZZ in the STOOL!!!
Anonymous
08-31-2005, 11:29 PM
Right, I'm sick and tired of all this Jestershit again. Ban me, you fuckin' arsehole... or stop posting.

Or at least learn how to fuckin' spell, bitch.

Die VERY PAINFULLY! :wow2:
Anonymous
08-31-2005, 11:29 PM
Oh, and...

Weave.

Cheers! :bottle:
Jesterstar
09-01-2005, 11:52 AM
All you fucks that have threatened my physical well being will be banned mark my words.
Golden AWe
09-01-2005, 12:01 PM
http://www.editrixabby.com/assets/images/SantaCon%202004/Santa%20can%27t%20focus.jpg

http://www.editrixabby.com/assets/images/SantaCon%202004/Drunk%20Elves.jpg http://www.editrixabby.com/assets/images/SantaCon%202004/Santa%20deep%20in%20thought.jpg http://www.editrixabby.com/assets/images/SantaCon%202004/Santa%27s%20Gifted.jpg

http://www.editrixabby.com/assets/images/SantaCon%202004/Santa%27s%20Gifted.jpg
Keeyth
09-01-2005, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
All you fucks that have threatened my physical well being will be banned mark my words.


Well, then in case you're not clear on something, I would like you to understand that I am hereby officially threatening your physical well being, you cock-smokin cum-guzzling gutterslut Jesterfag.

Ban me you queerbait rectal discharge!!:mad:
Soul Reaper
09-01-2005, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
All you fucks that have threatened my physical well being will be banned mark my words.

all talk, Jizzy.
Soul Reaper
09-01-2005, 04:08 PM
you know, Jizzy, by banning and deleting all the best members, you'll be ruining the forum and all posts with any good quality will be gone

but obviously, that'll never happen.
Keeyth
09-01-2005, 04:58 PM
'Zactly!
franksters
09-01-2005, 05:10 PM
and what about me....

don't forget me.

jizzypooh pooped again!!