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Mezro
08-26-2005, 02:43 PM
Now this is interesting.

Now this is funny.

Now this is a fucking challenge.

For the longest time, insignificant bottom feeders like Cuntfish have been my only source of sparring entertainment. But not now. Now my trouble has doubled (suppressing laughter). The mighty hitch has crawled out of his basement apartment and pointed the finger of God at me.

Please.

Shut the fuck up for once has been. I am not impressed, nor am I threatened.

There is only one person I answer to and only one person who could ever ban me - Sarge. If he has a problem with something I do, I will know about it.

The last time I heard from hitch, he complimented me on my posting style and said some nice things...and now all this. Sad how this talentless bitch has to rattle my cage in an effort to repackage his tired act and make himself relevent again.

Drunk with fucking power? What douche bag always reminds people who #2 is? Who demands a sticky to validate his contributions while masking a deeper rooted insecurity?
The franchise player who deserted his team. Sounds less like a leader and more like a broken chump screaming for attention.

So run your little polls, thow some tourettes infused "uh, uh, uh" bullshit my way and blow more empty smoke. Such big words from a tired nostalgia act.

Mezro...now wipe that rental load from your face and check your speculum twice...you are about to eat shit...and here comes your first slice...

Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 02:49 PM
Your Fucking FUCKED MeZ-HOMO..............

Get one thing Straight. Once Hitch takes this Site back over. If he doesn't ban you I am. And when I ban people they never come back.

Sit on that and Roatate you fuck.

Mezro
08-26-2005, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your Fucking FUCKED MeZ-HOMO..............

Get one thing Straight. Once Hitch takes this Site back over. If he doesn't ban you I am. And when I ban people they never come back.

Sit on that and Roatate you fuck.

Are you off your meds again Jesterstar?

Mezro...you are a funny little fucker...I almost view you as a pet...almost...

Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Are you off your meds again Jesterstar?

Mezro...you are a funny little fucker...I almost view you as a pet...almost...

Funny because I see you as a ball of Yarn to bat around the house.

Your out of here boy. It's going to be fun reading your Goodbye thread begging not to be banned.

Wawazat
08-26-2005, 02:53 PM
5 stars for Mezro right now

:rockit2:

Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Wawazat
5 stars for Mezro right now

:rockit2:

Enjoy posting while you can. WARF got official word from Sarge that I will be a Mod.

MAX
08-26-2005, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Are you off your meds again Jesterstar?

Mezro...you are a funny little fucker...I almost view you as a pet...almost...


The rest of us view him as a rash. His little "Owning" and "banning" shit was amusing at first. Now as it has been for months, it's beyond queer.

Cum on now Jizzy, we're all awaiting some stupid reply layered with homosexual inuendos cos that's all you have.

Wawazat
08-26-2005, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Enjoy posting while you can. WARF got official word from Sarge that I will be a Mod.

Within this century will that happen ?

Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by MAX
The rest of us view him as a rash. His little "Owning" and "banning" shit was amusing at first. Now as it has been for months, it's beyond queer.

Cum on now Jizzy, we're all awaiting some stupid reply layered with homosexual inuendos cos that's all you have.

Nice try gay Rod. Your shit around here. Your a demodded peice of shit with no friends. Get a fucking life. You'll need it after I ban your bitch ass.

Golden AWe
08-26-2005, 03:12 PM
Hey Jester, I'm waiting to get banned.

PLEEEEEAAAASE!!!

what are you waiting for?

or more likely, have been waiting for the last year or so?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
Hey Jester, I'm waiting to get banned.

PLEEEEEAAAASE!!!

what are you waiting for?

or more likely, have been waiting for the last year or so?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I wansn't going to bann you. I was going to place you and Grimsdale in your own Forum...............The Owned Bitches forum. Then I would delete all your other posts then have a good wank.

It's going to happen.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Golden AWe
08-26-2005, 03:15 PM
why not do it then?

C'MON, call SARGE NOW!!!

Golden AWe
08-26-2005, 03:15 PM
...you can use a phone, can ya, sillyboy?

Rikk
08-26-2005, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Nice try gay Rod. Your shit around here. Your a demodded peice of shit with no friends. Get a fucking life. You'll need it after I ban your bitch ass.

I'm still his friend.:(

I feel so alone.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=447504

Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
why not do it then?

C'MON, call SARGE NOW!!!

Sarge is working in the feild. I'd suggest showing respect to american Soldiers. It's not a fucking joke and I won't bother him untill he's home. He's a hero. Unlike you boy.

ALinChainz
08-26-2005, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
Hey Jester, I'm waiting to get banned.

PLEEEEEAAAASE!!!

what are you waiting for?

or more likely, have been waiting for the last year or so?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I've been waiting longer than you have bro ...

Golden AWe
08-26-2005, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
It's not a fucking joke

but you are...

Jesterstar
08-26-2005, 03:22 PM
In time my Owned Bitches.............AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Golden AWe
08-26-2005, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
In time my Owned Bitches.............AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! !!!!

pay me 100 dollars and I'll teach you to use a phone.

WARF
08-26-2005, 03:24 PM
Does anyone remember the time hitch1969, was stomping a mudhole in BLUEEYEDMURDERS ass.... then BEM started a main thread about OPERATION CHRISTMAS CHILD.... to draw attention away from the slayings?!?!

I wanna read that operation christmas child thread.... it was fucking hysterical!!!

Golden AWe
08-26-2005, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Does anyone remember the time hitch1969, was stomping a mudhole in BLUEEYEDMURDERS ass.... then BEM started a main thread about OPERATION CHRISTMAS CHILD.... to draw attention away from the slayings?!?!

I wanna read that operation christmas child thread.... it was fucking hysterical!!!

yesss...but times have changed, and now we have a jesterstar on board...dreaming of owning people...

Hardrock69
08-26-2005, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Sarge is working in the feild.

What is a "feild"?

There is no such word in the English language.....oh, my mistake...your mouth is full of Hitch's cock, therefore it is impossible to determine what you actually said there....

LoungeMachine
08-26-2005, 04:15 PM
Hitch was the past.

MEZRO is the future of this Army.

He has made steller mod selections, and his calling out of the DLR/EVH/MTV rumor was SPOT ON.

Mez goes, I go.

Itch only seems to come in now to beg for respect for his boytoy JizzySTOOL

Why Number 2 needs to BEG for respect for a male room flunky is beyond me.

I stand w/ Mezro on this 100%


=BROTH=

WARF
08-26-2005, 04:17 PM
I'm staying neutral.

Like Switzerland! LOL

I just hope it gets really bloody and messy.

ALinChainz
08-26-2005, 04:17 PM
Jizzy is like the little pesky fish that swims along side the big sharks ...

A bottom feeder ... and crumb catcher ...

twonabomber
08-26-2005, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
his calling out of the DLR/EVH/MTV rumor was SPOT ON.



let's not go overboard. Terri Schiavo knew enough to know that rumor was bullshit.

Jimmy Jingles
08-26-2005, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
What is a "feild"?

There is no such word in the English language.....oh, my mistake...your mouth is full of Hitch's cock, therefore it is impossible to determine what you actually said there....


Go Rock!!! Put that pesky fucker in his place!

Nickdfresh
08-26-2005, 04:27 PM
No one is going anywhere...Man you guys fall for trolls easy...:D

Golden AWe
08-26-2005, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by WARF
I'm staying neutral.

Like Switzerland! LOL

I just hope it gets really bloody and messy.

i'm being the same cunt that i've always been!

MAX
08-26-2005, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
Jizzy is like the little pesky fish that swims along side the big sharks ...

A bottom feeder ... and crumb catcher ...

Good analogy. :)

However, he's more of a cum catcher in this case.

Golden AWe
08-26-2005, 04:53 PM
Meanwhile, don't forget to shop at THE DM'S!!!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26372

Mezro
08-26-2005, 05:37 PM
Mezro...where is the hitch bitch?...there is an itch from the past I need to fucking scratch...

Jimmy Jingles
08-26-2005, 08:38 PM
JizzyStool



http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a400/cacree/sammylover.jpg

marchin2mars
08-26-2005, 08:47 PM
Sad how this talentless bitch has to rattle my cage in an effort to repackage his tired act and make himself relevent again.

I had no clue Dave was hitch1969

Nickdfresh
08-26-2005, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by marchin2mars
I had no clue I liked gay sex until I heard STANDING IN HAMPTON.

You were on the right track here:

WARF
08-26-2005, 09:06 PM
Voice Of America sucks big fat dicks!!!

rustoffa
08-26-2005, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Voice Of America sucks big fat dicks!!!

That fake parachuting dipshit....

Even if he DID parachute, they'd have to hook him up with one of the parachutes' they use for dropping Humvees!

Alex Mogilny
08-26-2005, 09:50 PM
hitch is like fucking Rocky.

Only question is which movie will this one be.

DlocRoth
08-26-2005, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Alex Mogilny
hitch is like fucking Rocky.

Only question is which movie will this one be.

Is it this one?

Alex Mogilny
08-26-2005, 10:13 PM
LOL

Good One!

FORD
08-26-2005, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa
That fake parachuting dipshit....

Even if he DID parachute, they'd have to hook him up with one of the parachutes' they use for dropping Humvees!

See the Aryan bozo with the red guitar
Parachute on the White House lawn
Gonna bomb the commies with his air guitar
So dumb he can't drive 55

zeronumber
08-26-2005, 10:34 PM
Man...somebody pull out the midol and tissue paper... I sence some mods are having some periods.

Man...

Mezro and Hitch need to calm down already...sheesh. Why does everybody have to air their dirty laundry on main?

Do your balls itch so much that you mofo's can't take this to non?

DlocRoth
08-26-2005, 10:36 PM
Or perhaps...

rustoffa
08-26-2005, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by zeronumber
Man...somebody pull out the midol and tissue paper... I sence some mods are having some periods.

Man...

Mezro and Hitch need to calm down already...sheesh. Why does everybody have to air their dirty laundry on main?

Do your balls itch so much that you mofo's can't take this to non?


I'll be damned....no donor tag huh?

It wouldn't even matter if you had one. In case you haven't noticed, these are pretty much "hands-off" subject matter.

Speaking of matter? Your shit-for-brains commentary doesn't matter. Your table scrap fucking existence doesn't matter.

I wish this was real time so I could ask you a question, then interrupt your vapid reply with "IT DOESN'T MATTER!"

*All apologies to Dwayne Johnson*

zeronumber
08-26-2005, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa
I'll be damned....no donor tag huh?

It wouldn't even matter if you had one. In case you haven't noticed, these are pretty much "hands-off" subject matter.

Speaking of matter? Your shit-for-brains commentary doesn't matter. Your table scrap fucking existence doesn't matter.

I wish this was real time so I could ask you a question, then interrupt your vapid reply with "IT DOESN'T MATTER!"

*All apologies to Dwayne Johnson*

:sleepy:

rustoffa
08-26-2005, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by zeronumber
:sleepy:


No shit, that was kinda over the top huh?

I'll try again later.
:cool:

Dave's PA Rental
08-27-2005, 12:08 AM
I want this to be bloody and messy too...but I dont think its gonna happen...

Romeo Delight
08-27-2005, 01:24 AM
Main was geting pretty dull, so I guess Hitch did solve that

Soul Reaper
08-27-2005, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I wansn't going to bann you. I was going to place you and Grimsdale in your own Forum...............The Owned Bitches forum. Then I would delete all your other posts then have a good wank.

It's going to happen.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Quit dreaming, Jester. You can only dream of wanking!

Coyote
08-27-2005, 11:41 AM
If WARF's Switzerland and GA's the cunt he's always been, I guess that makes me the little weenie for one more season...

Full Bug
08-27-2005, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hitch was the past.

MEZRO is the future of this Army.

He has made steller mod selections, and his calling out of the DLR/EVH/MTV rumor was SPOT ON.

Mez goes, I go.

Itch only seems to come in now to beg for respect for his boytoy JizzySTOOL

Why Number 2 needs to BEG for respect for a male room flunky is beyond me.

I stand w/ Mezro on this 100%


=BROTH=
How do you manage to speak with your lips firmly planted on Mezro's ass cheeks? Thats a neat trick....:rolleyes:

FasterPussycat
08-27-2005, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by zeronumber
:sleepy:

I second to that!!!

Golden AWe
08-27-2005, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
I second to that!!!

WOW!

You're agreeing with a Linker. GOOD JOB! You might even find a new friend!

zeronumber
08-27-2005, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
WOW!

You're agreeing with a Linker. GOOD JOB! You might even find a new friend!

For your information...I'm not a linker...
I NEVER...went to any of the links provided, out of pure spite to the penners..

I am and fucking troll...

Get it right next time!

redblkwht
08-28-2005, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
Jizzy is like the little pesky fish that swims along side the big sharks ...

A bottom feeder ... and cum catcher ...
The more i read the more i agree..

Cathedral
08-28-2005, 05:37 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Enjoy posting while you can. WARF got official word from Sarge that I will be a Mod.

You can Mod my ball sack until i bitch slap you to the floor for touching me you cock hungry faggot.

I also almost view you as a pet, a pet i don't like and regularly drop kick into the brick wall in the basement.

How about a nice bowl of milk mixed with a spoonful of anti-freeze?
That'd be good fer ya wouldn't it?

Well, it'd be great for us i can tell you. :)

"Jesterstar, He's hungerin for a heapin helpin of cock!"

Nickdfresh
08-28-2005, 10:08 AM
Could it be that brother MEZRO is correct...The mighty HITCH a washed up, emaciated corpse of the brilliant, terroristic poster he once was? Will HITCH be back? Stay tuned RothARMY, the coming days should tell....

bueno bob
08-28-2005, 12:17 PM
Every time I read a post from Hitch or Jester, my nuts crawl a little further back up...

Takes a lot to get them to drop again, it can be time consuming.

Excuse me, please.

flappo
08-28-2005, 01:53 PM
yeah , hitch IS a faakin hasbeen

come on hitch

DO YOUR STUFF !

:D

Reverberator
08-28-2005, 06:45 PM
I'm sorry but I haven't seen anything that Hitch has done since I've been here to be anything other than shite .

I have called out , started threads , looked for some interaction / retaliation from the 'master' ... but no .

If he ever posts something good I might change my mind , come on show us how good you really are .

You are washed up it seems .

PROVE ME WRONG .

rustoffa
08-28-2005, 08:42 PM
Let the good times troll!

Jesterstar
08-29-2005, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Reverberator
I'm sorry but I haven't seen anything that Hitch has done since I've been here to be anything other than shite .

I have called out , started threads , looked for some interaction / retaliation from the 'master' ... but no .

If he ever posts something good I might change my mind , come on show us how good you really are .

You are washed up it seems .

PROVE ME WRONG .

Dude your a fucking nobody. Why waste my time on a nobody. OWNED.

Soul Reaper
08-29-2005, 11:24 AM
i think you've already been OWNED by just about everyone anyway, Jizzy

Guitar Shark
08-29-2005, 11:33 AM
Never underestimate the power of the mighty hitchBRAIN™.

bueno bob
08-29-2005, 11:40 AM
The ability to think with a brain is insignificant next to the power of the Larg.

Nickdfresh
08-29-2005, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Never underestimate the power of the mighty hitchBRAIN�.

But will he bring that monsterously beautiful hitchBRAIN out of his interweb bottle?


http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/143cap006.jpg

Jimmy Jingles
08-29-2005, 01:56 PM
Hey Jesterfuck...

Did you forget to have me banned, or are you still busy cleaning trailerHitch's nutsack?

When your done with your cock 'N ball salad, I will be available for thy banning from 3-5 pm EST.


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a400/cacree/jizzy.jpg

Mezro
08-29-2005, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Never underestimate the power of the mighty hitchBRAIN™.

Mezro...in the same breath, don't underestimate me...

Kermit The Frog
08-29-2005, 04:26 PM
orzem, if sarge ever feels you are significunt enough a playa to hook you up with his personal little helper, then you can play internet demigod. until then, kindly turn in your password and fuck off.

Mezro
08-29-2005, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Kermit The Frog
orzem, if sarge ever feels you are significunt enough a playa to hook you up with his personal little helper, then you can play internet demigod. until then, kindly turn in your password and fuck off.

The scary storm of post hitch talent continues.

Mezro...what personal helper are you talking about?...

Nickdfresh
08-29-2005, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Kermit The Frog
orzem, if sarge ever feels you are significunt enough a playa to hook you up with his personal little helper, then you can play internet demigod. until then, kindly turn in your password and fuck off.

You can shut the fuck up now VHLINKSucks(so bad I love it)ALBERTO, Half-wit the FROG, DIAMONDSGIRL69(gay dude, sooo gay)...

Time to make another LINKS alias fuck bag, btw, how's that mysterious, non-existent "family member who died" doin?'

Brett
08-29-2005, 05:33 PM
Too many big words for Alberto.

Rikk
08-29-2005, 05:55 PM
I've been at the Army for a while now. In that time, I've realized more and more how many psychotics there are in this great big world.

Reverberator
08-29-2005, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude your a fucking nobody. Why waste my time on a nobody. OWNED.

This really must stop .. eh ?

He is beyond contempt .

Unchainme
08-29-2005, 08:14 PM
LONG LIVE MEZRO!!!!!!!!!!

Unchainme....He's way better than Hitch could ever dream of, Go Back to sucking cocks jesterstar. If You ever become Mod on this site, I will leave and Permantly stay at Classicvanhalen.com. End of discussion.

Reverberator
08-29-2005, 08:23 PM
Here , here .

Kermit The Frog
08-29-2005, 08:31 PM
who is hitch1969?

Sarge's Little Helper
08-29-2005, 08:31 PM
who is hitch1969?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

Reverberator
08-29-2005, 08:34 PM
Who is Kermit the Frog ?

Kermit The Frog
08-29-2005, 08:37 PM
Kermit the Frog is the Franchise Player of Sesame Street! If you think you matter.. you don't. If you think you are important.. think again. Kermit the Frog is the star of Sesame Street. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of the longest running child pornography program and dont you ever forget it!

Mezro
08-29-2005, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Kermit The Frog
Kermit the Frog is the Franchise Player of Sesame Street! If you think you matter.. you don't. If you think you are important.. think again. Kermit the Frog is the star of Sesame Street. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of the longest running child pornography program and dont you ever forget it!

Mezro...finally, I agree with this green felt felcher...

Unchainme
08-29-2005, 09:19 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/unchainme2/ha-ha.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/unchainme2/mezzy.jpg

Check it out Mezro,

Unchainme.....I'm going to use this as my sig, Anyone else is welcome to also.

rustoffa
08-29-2005, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
I've been at the Army for a while now. In that time, I've realized more and more how many psychotics there are in this great big world.


Tell me about it. This site helped me self-realize I was damn-near psychotic one night, and saved me from Plozack biscuits and the sexual side-effects incurred.

I had this old alias, and started a flame war with it....it was pretty funny stuff, and can't be found anymore. (That's another story)

Anyhoo, I was just rifling through old threads one night and came across said flame war (months later). I guess I had changed the password of the alias or some shit, and in all honesty didn't remember alot of it. Fucking G & R's "Out Ta Get Me" started playing in the foreground...the term "cuntfused" is applicable.

About the time I was approaching defcon 4™ level parafrustration, I noticed the Sammy Hagar Insult Generator thing. I thought to myself, "self, as bad as this seems to be, it ain't half as bad as having an Insult Generator dedicated to ya."

Thanks to the Roth Army and said Sammy Hagar Insult Generator, I avoided a cuntplete on-line meltdown.
:)

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Unchainme
LONG LIVE MEZRO!!!!!!!!!!

Unchainme....He's way better than Hitch could ever dream of, Go Back to sucking cocks jesterstar. If You ever become Mod on this site, I will leave and Permantly stay at Classicvanhalen.com. End of discussion.

Dude your getting fucking OWNED BOY,.

Matt White
08-30-2005, 09:15 AM
A Cha-cha cha!!!

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 09:30 AM
Here is UNCHAINME GETTING OWNED INTO THE GROUND.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=675545#post675545

Soul Reaper
08-30-2005, 12:26 PM
i'm sure someone who's been owned lots of times would know what owning is....obviously not

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/unchainme2/ha-ha.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/unchainme2/mezzy.jpg

Check it out Mezro,

Unchainme.....I'm going to use this as my sig, Anyone else is welcome to also.

Mezro...nice taste in graphics Unchainme...

Kermit The Frog
08-30-2005, 03:11 PM
who is hitch1969?

Sarge's Little Helper
08-30-2005, 03:11 PM
who is hitch1969?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

Kermit The Frog
08-30-2005, 03:17 PM
who is orzem?

Kermit The Frog
08-30-2005, 03:17 PM
orzem is the Official Jizzmopper of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you have an ejaculate emergency.. you don't. If you think you need a douchtube .. think orzem again. orzem is the star assclown of this show. He is the motherfuckin nu-skool MikeB of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

zeronumber
08-30-2005, 08:52 PM
Who is hitch1969?

Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

Who is David lee roth?

Who is Sammy Hagar?

Who is Bette Midler?

Who is eddie van halen?

Who is Alex van Halen?

That's all. I cunt think of any other questions for SLH.
Butt tit's ok...

Sarge's Little Helper
08-30-2005, 08:52 PM
Who is hitch1969?

Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

Who is David lee roth?

Who is Sammy Hagar?

Who is Bette Midler?

Who is eddie van halen?

Who is Alex van Halen?

That's all. I cunt think of any other questions for SLH.
Butt tit's ok...

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..Eddie Van Heiniken is one quarter member of the group Sham and the Chirellas. He is a lying, two-faced prick who spends most of his time in 5150 bent over so that his bitch brother Alex can lick his asshole clean.Alex Van Halen is the paralyzed brother of Eddie Van Halen. He is strung up on strings, and manipulated like a puppet with his drum playing by Rick Allen's Left Arm. On the side, Alex has been known to pimp off his wives to David Lee Roth, only to have them divorce him the very next day.

Unchainme
08-30-2005, 09:12 PM
Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarge's Little Helper
08-30-2005, 09:12 PM
Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.

Buford Pusser
08-30-2005, 09:37 PM
LMAO at this thread,Why so much in-fighting?Are You people dillusional?Or just un-happy?

zeronumber
08-30-2005, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Buford Pusser
LMAO at this thread,Why so much in-fighting?Are You people dillusional?Or just un-happy?

A little tit of column A and Column B.

Buford Pusser
08-30-2005, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by zeronumber
A little tit of column A and Column B. Answer the question..Drop the B.S.

GAR
08-30-2005, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Wawazat
5 stars for Mezro right now

:rockit2:

Trollip. You'll be seeing stars sooner with more of that attitude, not earning 'em.

GAR
08-30-2005, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Buford Pusser
LMAO at this thread,Why so much in-fighting?Are You people dillusional?Or just un-happy?

Every year, year-anda-half, the ModTREE© needs a pruning.

I haven't read all the new garbage in the last 2wks here.. but I'm pretty sure that's what we need to do is throw some nominations in the hat for new mods.

Buford Pusser
08-30-2005, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by GAR
Every year, year-anda-half, the ModTREE© needs a pruning.

I haven't read all the new garbage in the last 2wks here.. but I'm pretty sure that's what we need to do is throw some nominations in the hat for new mods. Didnt You Just say in another post that You are not happy with the current events?Check Ya Self

GAR
08-30-2005, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Mez goes, I go.

Itch only seems to come in now to beg for respect for his boytoy JizzySTOOL

Why Number 2 needs to BEG for respect for a male room flunky is beyond me.

Jesterstar has earned it without H-one/nine, sixnine's cue. And further proof is in how Ozr' needs to abuse admin permissions - THAT has nothing to do with "owning."

Adminning is a cheap-way out of being owned. Just stick around long enough to see what happens when Oz'r gets the demod, and how many cry-cry threads he sprouts.

GAR
08-30-2005, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Buford Pusser
Didnt You Just say in another post that You are not happy with the current events?

the BOARD
the SITE

What events are you trying to feed me now.. this Oz'r tiffy-thingy?

huhuhhuhhhuhuh....
VIVA HITCHWORLD1969.COM

Warham
08-30-2005, 11:11 PM
Don't you hold the record for being demodded here the fastest, GAR?

Buford Pusser
08-30-2005, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Warham
Don't you hold the record for being demodded here the fastest, GAR? Enuff Brian,Dont You claim to be a fan of Dave?Lose the Beach Boys crap and step up to plate,I saw You trashing someone about there love for Roth,This shit is Blasphemy against the man!

GAR
08-30-2005, 11:16 PM
HA

If you're tempting me to yank rank for a remod, that's a larfable attempt.

If you will recall I was modded for not wanting to mod, then demodded for what I'd call "owning-by-proxy."

In due time..

Warham
08-30-2005, 11:22 PM
You were modded because of the one talent you have in life, like any idiot savant, not because of your attempts at not wanting to be modded.

GAR
08-30-2005, 11:32 PM
I think what youre saying is, that I a) have some kind of unusual gift and b) have some influence here.

Thanks. I think.

Warham
08-30-2005, 11:33 PM
God works in mysterious ways.

Warham
08-30-2005, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by GAR
I think what youre saying is, that I a) have some kind of unusual gift and b) have some influence here.

Thanks. I think.

I consider your knowledge of music to be your only redeeming quality.

I'm not sure what else you're good for around here.

zeronumber
09-01-2005, 12:19 PM
Who is hitch1969?

Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

Sarge's Little Helper
09-01-2005, 12:19 PM
Who is hitch1969?

Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.

DLR_EngineRoom
09-01-2005, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!

Do most of the 'Owners' of this site really believe that?

Bullshit.

Diamond David Lee Roth is a proud humanitarian, and if any of his so-called fans love poking racist 'fun' at others, in private or in public, you're all a bunch of two-faced racists, and furthermore, if it were up to these so-called 'fans', we would've never even had a 'David Lee Roth' 'cause these 'fans' would've had Dave's family killed in WW2.

Enough bullshit from the bigots. You're not Roth fans. You're all full of shit.

Mezro
09-01-2005, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Do most of the 'Owners' of this site really believe that?

Bullshit.

Diamond David Lee Roth is a proud humanitarian, and if any of his so-called fans love poking racist 'fun' at others, in private or in public, you're all a bunch of two-faced racists, and furthermore, if it were up to th

Are you Jewish Engine?:D

Mezro...how do you figure Dave to be a humanitarian?...not looking to spar with you my friend...just curious...

Nickdfresh
09-01-2005, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Do most of the 'Owners' of this site really believe that?

Bullshit.

Diamond David Lee Roth is a proud humanitarian, and if any of his so-called fans love poking racist 'fun' at others, in private or in public, you're all a bunch of two-faced racists, and furthermore, if it were up to these so-called 'fans', we would've never even had a 'David Lee Roth' 'cause these 'fans' would've had Dave's family killed in WW2.

Enough bullshit from the bigots. You're not Roth fans. You're all full of shit.

I think you're on the wrong rock singer's website...

http://www.foxnews.com/images/136964/0_21_090104_bono_450.jpg

DLR_EngineRoom
09-02-2005, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I think you're on the wrong rock singer's website...

http://www.foxnews.com/images/136964/0_21_090104_bono_450.jpg

Nope. But if that's your answer....maybe you are.

DLR_EngineRoom
09-02-2005, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I think you're on the wrong rock singer's website...

http://www.foxnews.com/images/136964/0_21_090104_bono_450.jpg

Nope. But if that's your answer....maybe you are.

Nickdfresh
09-02-2005, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Nope. But if that's your answer....maybe you are.

I like both rock stars actually...but DAVE will never be compared to Mother THERESA or Oscar SCHINDLER...

DLR_EngineRoom
09-02-2005, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I like both rock stars actually...but DAVE will never be compared to Mother THERESA or Oscar SCHINDLER...

No question - I agree with you there, but that's not the point I'm making.

Any 'true' Roth fan woulda read the book.

And remembered the stories that included the MuchMusic interview, his humanitarian duties with people overseas, and his recent EMT work.

P.S. As much as I love Bono/U2, Roth did way more by actually rolling up his sleeves and doing something, not just talking - and that's not to take away from the great work that Bono did.

Nickdfresh
09-02-2005, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
No question - I agree with you there, but that's not the point I'm making.

Any 'true' Roth fan woulda read the book.

And remembered the stories that included the MuchMusic interview, his humanitarian duties with people overseas, and his recent EMT work.

P.S. As much as I love Bono/U2, Roth did way more by actually rolling up his sleeves and doing something, not just talking - and that's not to take away from the great work that Bono did.

Yes I am aware of ROTH's endeavors...But you make him sound like he has dedicated his life in some monastic order, which is not the case...

And BONO has done much more than talking. He did relief work in AFRICA (the source of many of the JOSHUA TREE lyrics) and he has met with world leaders pushing for debt relief. And it has negatively affected his career, causing delays in album releases and some tension between he and the other members of U2...

rustoffa
09-03-2005, 01:32 AM
Whare's the button? I just found it. Fuck this shit. Mezro is one of the big dogs, and Hitch is number two. This doesn't belong in main. It doesn't belong anywhere.

One things' for sure, feedback ain't that far.

That's right motherfuckers, say goodbye to me.

WARF
06-11-2006, 11:50 PM
mezro where r u???

warf... if you cannot handle these rules, click cancel...

Seshmeister
06-12-2006, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
MEZRO is the future of this Army.

He has made steller mod selections, and his calling out of the DLR/EVH/MTV rumor was SPOT ON.

Mez goes, I go.


LOL!

flappo
06-12-2006, 10:12 AM
i'm leaving and want to start a thread aboot it in main

then i want to shit my pants and try backtracking out of the fucking thread for the next month or so

flappo
06-12-2006, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Warham
I consider your knowledge of music to be your only redeeming quality.

I'm not sure what else you're good for around here.

my thoughts aboot you exactly

although i don't think you even know that much aboot music

LoungeMachine
06-12-2006, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
LOL!

LMAO

I don't remember posting this...

Hell, I don't remember thinking this....


DON'T DRINK AND POST, KIDS.

It's unsafe at any speed.:D

ashstralia
06-15-2006, 08:00 AM
hahahahaaaa!!!!

ftw, hitch is on RIGHT NOW!!!!

Steve Savicki
06-15-2006, 01:09 PM
Mezro's still a webbie so I guess this is why this is in the feedback forum.

flappo
06-15-2006, 01:20 PM
i like mezro

but dissing the hitch is silly

and pointless

when he's on fire , watchout

you may get burned !

POJO_Risin
06-16-2006, 06:48 PM
Jesus Loungemachine...what a cuddling cunt you are...;)

bueno bob
06-18-2006, 04:37 AM
It's a leftover from all his time in the industry...

:D

GAR
06-23-2006, 07:40 PM
I do not dig the Mezrosexual.

POJO_Risin
06-23-2006, 08:13 PM
Who knows when Mez will come back...

he's like a volcano...you never know...

but usually get some rumbles beforehand...

EAT MY ASSHOLE
06-23-2006, 10:38 PM
Maybe Mezro has been here all along posting under an alias only created a few months ago? Possibly?

(I would continue, but I've got a date with a trashy Japanese chick)

DlocRoth
06-23-2006, 10:39 PM
Hmmm..roflmao

Mezro
07-16-2006, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Who knows when Mez will come back...

he's like a volcano...you never know...

but usually get some rumbles beforehand...

Yeah..when will that fucker come back?

Mezro...that fucking pussy Mezro...he needs to strap it back on and jump into the ring...

Mezro
07-16-2006, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Maybe Mezro has been here all along posting under an alias only created a few months ago? Possibly?

(I would continue, but I've got a date with a trashy Japanese chick)

Allow me to shoot one rumor down.

Mezro...but the trashy date bit is spot fucking on...

Mezro
07-16-2006, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by WARF
mezro where r u???

warf... if you cannot handle these rules, click cancel...

Right here...under a trap door in the floor.

Mezro...watching various crack whores bitch and gurgle about me...fun stuff...like going to the petting zoo with a pocket full of tacks...

Unchainme
07-16-2006, 04:31 PM
Hi Mezro,

remember me?

Mezro
07-16-2006, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
Hi Mezro,

remember me?

Hey there 'chain.

Mezro...how goes the battle?...

Nickdfresh
07-16-2006, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO

I don't remember posting this...

Hell, I don't remember thinking this....


DON'T DRINK AND POST, KIDS.

It's unsafe at any speed.:D

You really should have a breathalyzer hooked up to your computer; much like the ones in the cars that force you to take a test before you can start it.:p

Nickdfresh
07-16-2006, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Yeah..when will that fucker come back?

Mezro...that fucking pussy Mezro...he needs to strap it back on and jump into the ring...

http://www.80sreborn.com/images/airplane-II-2.jpg
"Well, looks like I chose the wrong day to quit the Roth Army."

Unchainme
07-16-2006, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Hey there 'chain.

Mezro...how goes the battle?...

Good Mez, Glad to see ya back :).

Cato
07-17-2006, 07:40 AM
Mez chan. good to see you again. I was missing you.

Mr Grimsdale
07-17-2006, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by flappo
i like mezro

but dissing the hitch is silly

and pointless

when he's on fire , watchout

you may get burned !

hitch is a useless shit beater
i have always held that opinion
and i shall continue to do so

the reverential treatment he receives is undeserved, he must be punished

Mr Grimsdale
07-17-2006, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Cato
Mez chan. good to see you again. I was missing you.

how very gay!

Mezro
07-18-2006, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Cato
Mez chan. good to see you again. I was missing you.

Hey Cato you freak roll! How goes things in the land of the rising sun?

Mezro...fondle any good maguro recently?...

Mezro
07-18-2006, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
how very gay!

I started to clench up myself.

Mezro...close the patio...the Japanese are hunting for fresh brown onion again...

Mr Grimsdale
07-19-2006, 03:34 PM
it's a bull market for brown onion then

Mezro
07-19-2006, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
it's a bull market for brown onion then

Gimper, Whaler, Monkey, Chai

Mezro...a bear market for hair in a brisket basket...

Mr Grimsdale
07-20-2006, 03:57 PM
there's nothing like a slice of Gimper with your brown onion

Mezro
07-20-2006, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
there's nothing like a slice of Gimper with your brown onion

There is nothing like a grinder searching for meat.

Mezro...london leather boys bobbing for apples...and Rob danglers...

Mr Grimsdale
07-21-2006, 01:38 PM
bobbing for apples?

try poo bobbing on halloween

it's enough to give you the willies

Mezro
07-25-2006, 10:48 PM
Hello kids. I am all out of candy but how about a nice lick of my dog's bursitis?

Mezro...and you can keep eating the worms over and over...bile smiles for miles...

Mr Grimsdale
07-26-2006, 03:12 PM
finger licking good!

Mezro
07-26-2006, 11:14 PM
More balls per bucket than the leading brand.

Mezro...crispy...just the way the Colonel likes 'em...

Mr Grimsdale
07-28-2006, 12:26 AM
he said bucket!

whoo whoo