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Bad Muthafucker
08-26-2005, 11:03 PM
You fucking two bit fucking cunt rag. FUCK anyone that has an ego.

Bad Muthafucker
08-26-2005, 11:07 PM
FUCKER 1969: "uh uhuh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh huh huhuh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh !!!! i fucking rule!!!!!! I'm the number 2 asshole around here!!!!!"

zeronumber
08-26-2005, 11:31 PM
I have an Ego...

I am the "Self proclaimed" greatest sheep on this website.
And I will strike down any mother fucker who thinks he's a bigger fucking sheep than me....


Now if you'll excuse me....I have a Journey tribute thread to make in the sheep pen....

But before I do that...Sarge lil helper has a long ass post....

who is hitch1969?
does hitch deserve a sticky?
who is davide lee roth?
who is sammy hagar?
who is bette midler?
who is eddie van halen?
who is alex van halen?

Sarge's Little Helper
08-26-2005, 11:31 PM
I have an Ego...

I am the "Self proclaimed" greatest sheep on this website.
And I will strike down any mother fucker who thinks he's a bigger fucking sheep than me....


Now if you'll excuse me....I have a Journey tribute thread to make in the sheep pen....

But before I do that...Sarge lil helper has a long ass post....

who is hitch1969?
does hitch deserve a sticky?
who is davide lee roth?
who is sammy hagar?
who is bette midler?
who is eddie van halen?
who is alex van halen?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..Eddie Van Heiniken is one quarter member of the group Sham and the Chirellas. He is a lying, two-faced prick who spends most of his time in 5150 bent over so that his bitch brother Alex can lick his asshole clean.Alex Van Halen is the paralyzed brother of Eddie Van Halen. He is strung up on strings, and manipulated like a puppet with his drum playing by Rick Allen's Left Arm. On the side, Alex has been known to pimp off his wives to David Lee Roth, only to have them divorce him the very next day.

Bad Muthafucker
08-26-2005, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by zeronumber

And I will strike down any mother fucker who thinks he's a bigger fucking sheep than me....

OK Samuel L. Wannabe. That fucking line is 10 years old now! What about the great vengeance and furious anger? Go eat some bacon that tastes good, you crazy little kids.

zeronumber
08-27-2005, 09:42 PM
I dunno...I had this thing called "Canadian Bacon", and it wasn't even bacon...and it tasted like shit.

Fucking lieing canadians...


And I Cunt believe you just called me a wannabe...
The fooking rothtarded!!!

Unchainme
08-27-2005, 09:47 PM
who is eddie van halen?

Sarge's Little Helper
08-27-2005, 09:47 PM
who is eddie van halen?

Eddie Van Heiniken is one quarter member of the group Sham and the Chirellas. He is a lying, two-faced prick who spends most of his time in 5150 bent over so that his bitch brother Alex can lick his asshole clean.

Unchainme
08-27-2005, 09:47 PM
who is alex van halen?

Sarge's Little Helper
08-27-2005, 09:47 PM
who is alex van halen?

Alex Van Halen is the paralyzed brother of Eddie Van Halen. He is strung up on strings, and manipulated like a puppet with his drum playing by Rick Allen's Left Arm. On the side, Alex has been known to pimp off his wives to David Lee Roth, only to have them divorce him the very next day.

zeronumber
08-27-2005, 09:48 PM
Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

Sarge's Little Helper
08-27-2005, 09:48 PM
Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.

zeronumber
08-27-2005, 09:48 PM
Who is hitch1969?

Sarge's Little Helper
08-27-2005, 09:48 PM
Who is hitch1969?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

thome
08-27-2005, 09:55 PM
Hey bad MF your Roth quote is wrong.

Mark Farmer said that .FYI

rustoffa
08-28-2005, 04:21 AM
Speaking of Mark Farmer, I'ts time for everybody to do a brand new dance in Feedback.

Notice how it kinda fits?

Soul Reaper
08-28-2005, 06:01 AM
who is Mike Anthony?

Soul Reaper
08-28-2005, 06:01 AM
obviously, no one knows

Soul Reaper
08-28-2005, 06:03 AM
who is David Lee Roth?

Sarge's Little Helper
08-28-2005, 06:03 AM
who is David Lee Roth?

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!

Soul Reaper
08-28-2005, 06:03 AM
you spelt David wrong, zero

Reverberator
08-28-2005, 06:53 PM
Who are all you cunts ?

Reverberator
08-28-2005, 06:54 PM
No one knows that either .

Dave's Bitch
08-28-2005, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
you spelt David wrong, zero

lol

btw hows it going reap i havnt spoke to you today.PM me or go on msn when your next on and we can have us a nice chat

Reverberator
08-28-2005, 07:06 PM
It's the ferkin youth club .

Dave's Bitch
08-28-2005, 07:18 PM
indeed....

WARF
08-28-2005, 07:19 PM
hitch would murder this dude.... even in his most dull state!

Nickdfresh
08-28-2005, 07:23 PM
Uhuhuhuh!

Who is Michael Anthony?

Nickdfresh
08-28-2005, 07:23 PM
Who is Alex Van Halen?

Sarge's Little Helper
08-28-2005, 07:23 PM
Who is Alex Van Halen?

Alex Van Halen is the paralyzed brother of Eddie Van Halen. He is strung up on strings, and manipulated like a puppet with his drum playing by Rick Allen's Left Arm. On the side, Alex has been known to pimp off his wives to David Lee Roth, only to have them divorce him the very next day.

Reverberator
08-28-2005, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by WARF
hitch would murder this dude.... even in his most dull state!

Who are you talking about ?

thome
08-28-2005, 07:30 PM
Ferkin crike me upn stuff! Hah

A feather in a bucket.Ferkin amazin Fuk Fuk Fuk T.N.U.C.

Mark sais Allrite like a billion times gotta love it Allrite!!

Matt White
08-30-2005, 01:17 PM
WHO AM I? WHY AM I HERE?

Bad Muthafucker
09-16-2005, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by WARF
hitch would murder this dude.... even in his most dull state!

I'm running with fuckin fear!! Oh yeah, he'll kill me over the internet. Hitch is my dog's bitch. Hitch is my piece of toilet paper.

bueno bob
09-18-2005, 11:07 AM
Who is Gary Cherone?

bueno bob
09-18-2005, 11:07 AM
Who is Mitch Malloy?

bueno bob
09-18-2005, 11:07 AM
Hmmm.

Dave's Bitch
09-18-2005, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Who is Gary Cherone?


who cares?

Soul Reaper
09-18-2005, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Who is Gary Cherone?

Gay Cherone is the Sam Kinnision-esque Frontman of cock rock hair metallers Extreme and the one who ruined Van Halen even after Hagar left. He has Eddie come around to his house and suck his cock every night. Deserves to be stoned for Van Halen III

bueno bob
09-18-2005, 12:55 PM
Who is Mitch Malloy?

Soul Reaper
09-19-2005, 11:48 AM
some guy....

Kermit The Frog
09-20-2005, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
You fucking two bit fucking cunt rag. FUCK anyone that has an ego.

stop gaying up the thread

Jesterstar
09-20-2005, 09:48 PM
Let me put it to you bitches like this.

I'm Hitch's right hand man. I've destroyed this site with my name time and time again. I'm making a rare appearence since the last owning I handed the board.

Hitch ain't got time for the B game fella's. Fuck I don't even have time for the C and Z games most of you bitches play.

If your at our level at HITCHWORLD. THAT MEANS YOUR THAT FUCKING GOOD.

AND I AM THAT FUCKING GOOD.

MAX
09-20-2005, 10:30 PM
Oh shut up Jizz, ya fuckin' fag.

Your words of "wit" are the Anti-Christ of funny.

You're dull, boring, un-clever and bring ZERO to the game.

Notice how when you're not here nobody notices nor gives a shit?

That's how fucking "legendary" you are.

Tool.

DlocRoth
09-21-2005, 09:21 PM
zing!

Bad Muthafucker
10-05-2005, 08:39 PM
did you see me flush fucking mother fucking hitch bitch down the fucking toilet after i wiped my ass pipe with him? by the way, i took a nice hot steamy shit right before i did that!

Bad Muthafucker
10-27-2005, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by Kermit The Frog
stop gaying up the thread

hey cock lick!! how ya doing? have a wonderful day!

Golden AWe
10-28-2005, 06:10 AM
*yawn*...