[b]Korean 101... Ask FasterPussycat[/b]

[FasterPussycat]

Do you wanna know about The Far East or Korea...
Ask Away....

I'll be back to answer...
:D

[Nickdfresh]

No you won't, go speak web translator gibberish in someother forum, this isn't FAN material...

[Guitar Shark]

Go away Fab...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Do you wanna know about The Far East or Korea...
Ask Away....

I'll be back to answer...after I Google it. Oops, was that my outside voice?
:D

[Cato]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Do you wanna know about The Far East or Korea...
Ask Away....

I'll be back to answer...
:D
why do you Koreans eat dogs?

[twonabomber]

i thought it was cats?

or is it dogs for the main course, and cats for dessert? i'm cuntfused.

[Hardrock69]

너의 흡입 냄새에게 하는가 위하여 일 몇 시간을 너는 처진가 개 당나귀를 더 나은가 핥는가?

[Cato]

Originally posted by twonabomber
i thought it was cats?

or is it dogs for the main course, and cats for dessert? i'm cuntfused.
er...no cats, they are not that uncivilized. I think you are mistaking cats for dog juice.

[twonabomber]

shitting in a box makes a cat civilized?

[Cato]

I meant Koreans.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
너의 흡입 냄새에게 하는가 위하여 일 몇 시간을 너는 처진가 개 당나귀를 더 나은가 핥는가?

Impressive. I didn't realize that would print on the screen.

Of course I don't have a clue what it says, but I'll best Festering Pussygunt doesn't either...

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Cato
I meant Koreans.

Koreans shit in a box? now i'm really cuntfused.

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
너의 흡입 냄새에게 하는가 위하여 일 몇 시간을 너는 처진가 개 당나귀를 더 나은가 핥는가?

all i see are question marks...

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Cato
why do you Koreans eat dogs?

Koreans eat dogs? I thought the CHINESE ate dogs. Now you tell me it's Koreans? What do Thai eat, then? And Germans? Where's the Pope? Has he invaded Poland yet?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by twonabomber
all i see are question marks...

Nah, there's only one question mark. In the end of the sentence. You see, HR is asking FP a question SO RUDE I can't bring myself to translate it for fear of being banned. :o

Really.

Cheers! :bottle:

[FORD]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Koreans eat dogs? I thought the CHINESE ate dogs. Now you tell me it's Koreans?

It's a little of both. Some friends of mine just came back from China, and in one city they visited, which was close to North Korea, they actually did serve dog meat at some of the local restaurants. Needless to say, they weren't tempted to partake. Anyway, it seems to be a regional thing that goes back a lot longer than the current national borders.

What do Thai eat, then?

Curry and Pad Thai ?

And Germans?

Sausage and beer :gulp:

Where's the Pope? Has he invaded Poland yet?

Cheers! :bottle:

I think he's building a new Death Star...

http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/2005-image-uploads/bodydoublepope051305.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

What a shock, FPC hasn't returned yet to translate away? Here you go my friend...

[Golden AWe]

i have a question

why do fat fabs start stupid aliases like faster pussycunt when no one believes them?

[Jesus Christ]

마태복음 24

1예수께서 성전에서 나와서 가실 때에 제자들이 성전 건물들을 가리켜 보이려고 나아오니

2대답하여 가라사대 너희가 이 모든 것을 보지 못하느냐 내가 진실로 너희에게 이르노니 돌 하나도 돌 위에 남지 않고 다 무너뜨리우리라

3예수께서 감람산 위에 앉으셨을 때에 제자들이 종용히 와서 가로되 우리에게 이르소서 어느 때에 이런 일이 있겠사오며 또 주의 임하심과 세상 끝에는 무슨 징조가 있사오리이까

4예수께서 대답하여 가라사대 너희가 사람의 미혹을 받지 않도록 주의하라

5많은 사람이 내 이름으로 와서 이르되 나는 그리스도라 하여 많은 사람을 미혹케 하리라

6난리와 난리 소문을 듣겠으나 너희는 삼가 두려워 말라 이런 일이 있어야 하되 끝은 아직 아니니라

7민족이 민족을, 나라가 나라를 대적하여 일어나겠고 처처에 기근과 지진이 있으리니

8이 모든 것이 재난의 시작이니라

9그 때에 사람들이 너희를 환난에 넘겨주겠으며 너희를 죽이리니 너희가 내 이름을 위하여 모든 민족에게 미움을 받으리라

10그 때에 많은 사람이 시험에 빠져 서로 잡아 주고 서로 미워하겠으며

11거짓 선지자가 많이 일어나 많은 사람을 미혹하게 하겠으며

12불법이 성하므로 많은 사람의 사랑이 식어지리라

13그러나 끝까지 견디는 자는 구원을 얻으리라

14이 천국 복음이 모든 민족에게 증거되기 위하여 온 세상에 전파되리니 그제야 끝이 오리라

15그러므로 너희가 선지자 다니엘의 말한바 멸망의 가증한 것이 거룩한 곳에 선 것을 보거든 (읽는 자는 깨달을찐저 )

16그 때에 유대에 있는 자들은 산으로 도망할찌어다

17지붕 위에 있는 자는 집안에 있는 물건을 가질러 내려 가지 말며

18밭에 있는 자는 겉옷을 가질러 뒤로 돌이키지 말찌어다

19그 날에는 아이 밴 자들과 젖먹이는 자들에게 화가 있으리로다

20너희의 도망하는 일이 겨울에나 안식일에 되지 않도록 기도하라

21이는 그 때에 큰 환난이 있겠음이라 창세로부터 지금까지 이런 환난이 없었고 후에도 없으리라

22그 날들을 감하지 아니할 것이면 모든 육체가 구원을 얻지 못할 것이나 그러나 택하신 자들을 위하여 그 날들을 감하시리라

23그 때에 사람이 너희에게 말하되 보라 그리스도가 여기 있다 혹 저기 있다 하여도 믿지 말라

24거짓 그리스도들과 거짓 선지자들이 일어나 큰 표적과 기사를 보이어 할 수만 있으면 택하신 자들도 미혹하게 하리라

25보라 내가 너희에게 미리 말하였노라

26그러면 사람들이 너희에게 말하되 보라 그리스도가 광야에 있다 하여도 나가지 말고 보라 골방에 있다 하여도 믿지 말라

27번개가 동편에서 나서 서편까지 번쩍임 같이 인자의 임함도 그러하리라

28주검이 있는 곳에는 독수리들이 모일찌니라

29그 날 환난 후에 즉시 해가 어두워지며 달이 빛을 내지 아니하며 별들이 하늘에서 떨어지며 하늘의 권능들이 흔들리리라

30그 때에 인자의 징조가 하늘에서 보이겠고 그 때에 땅의 모든 족속들이 통곡하며 그들이 인자가 구름을 타고 능력과 큰 영광으로 오는 것을 보리라

31저가 큰 나팔소리와 함께 천사들을 보내리니 저희가 그 택하신 자들을 하늘 이 끝에서 저 끝까지 사방에서 모으리라

32무화과나무의 비유를 배우라 그 가지가 연하여지고 잎사귀를 내면 여름이 가까운 줄을 아나니

33이와 같이 너희도 이 모든 일을 보거든 인자가 가까이 곧 문앞에 이른줄 알라

34내가 진실로 너희에게 말하노니 이 세대가 지나가기 전에 이 일이 다 이루리라

35천지는 없어지겠으나 내 말은 없어지지 아니하리라

36그러나 그 날과 그 때는 아무도 모르나니 하늘의 천사들도, 아들도 모르고 오직 아버지만 아시느니라

37노아의 때와 같이 인자의 임함도 그러하리라

38홍수 전에 노아가 방주에 들어가던 날까지 사람들이 먹고 마시고 장가 들고 시집 가고 있으면서

39홍수가 나서 저희를 다 멸하기까지 깨닫지 못하였으니 인자의 임함도 이와 같으리라

40그때에 두 사람이 밭에 있으매 하나는 데려감을 당하고 하나는 버려둠을 당할 것이요

41두 여자가 매를 갈고 있으매 하나는 데려감을 당하고 하나는 버려둠을 당할 것이니라

42그러므로 깨어 있으라 어느 날에 너희 주가 임할는지

43너희가 알지 못함이니라 너희도 아는바니 만일 집 주인이 도적이 어느 경점에 올 줄을 알았더면 깨어 있어 그 집을 뚫지 못하게 하였으리라

44이러므로 너희도 예비하고 있으라 생각지 않은 때에 인자가 오리라

45충성되고 지혜 있는 종이 되어 주인에게 그 집 사람들을 맡아 때를 따라 양식을 나눠 줄 자가 누구뇨

46주인이 올 때에 그 종의 이렇게 하는 것을 보면 그 종이 복이 있으리로다

47내가 진실로 너희에게 이르노니 주인이 그 모든 소유를 저에게 맡기리라

48만일 그 악한 종이 마음에 생각하기를 주인이 더디 오리라 하여

49동무들을 때리며 술친구들로 더불어 먹고 마시게 되면

50생각지 않은 날 알지 못하는 시간에 그 종의 주인이 이르러

51엄히 때리고 외식하는 자의 받는 율에 처하리니 거기서 슬피 울며 이를 갊이 있으리라

[Nickdfresh]

Translate this ROK talk from the South KOREAN Official Government site...

[FORD]

Who would have thought Our Lord and Savior would show up in a FPG thread?

[Anonymous]

Right... JC's on a rampage writing in arabics again. Damn you, JC! Damn you and your arabics!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Golden AWe]

FPC - now there's a sinner even Jesus cunt save...

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Right... JC's on a rampage writing in arabics again. Damn you, JC! Damn you and your arabics!

Cheers! :bottle:

Verily that was not Arabic.

But this is.....



1ثُمَّ خَرَجَ يَسُوعُ مِنَ الْهَيْكَلِ، وَلَمَّا غَادَرَهُ تَقَدَّمَ إِلَيْهِ تَلاَمِيذُهُ، وَلَفَتُوا نَظَرَهُ إِلَى مَبَانِي الْهَيْكَلِ.

2فَقَالَ لَهُمْ: «أَمَا تَرَوْنَ هَذِهِ الْمَبَانِي كُلَّهَا؟ الْحَقَّ أَقُولُ لَكُمْ: لَنْ يُتْرَكَ هُنَا حَجَرٌ فَوْقَ حَجَرٍ إِلاَّ وَيُهْدَمُ! »

3وَبَيْنَمَا كَانَ جَالِساً عَلَى جَبَلِ الزَّيْتُونِ، تَقَدَّمَ إِلَيْهِ التَّلاَمِيذُ عَلَى انْفِرَادٍ وَقَالُوا لَهُ: «أَخْبِرْنَا مَتَى يَحْدُثُ هَذَا. وَمَا هِيَ عَلاَمَةُ رُجُوعِكَ وَانْتِهَاءِ الزَّمَانِ؟»

4فَأَجَابَ يَسُوعُ: «انْتَبِهُوا! لاَ يُضَلِّلْكُمْ أَحَدٌ!

5فَإِنَّ كَثِيرِينَ سَيَأْتُونَ بِاسْمِي قَائِلِينَ إِنِّي أَنَا هُوَ الْمَسِيحُ، فَيُضَلِّلُونَ كَثِيرِينَ.

6وَسَوْفَ تَسْمَعُونَ بِحُرُوبٍ وَأَخْبَارِ حُرُوبٍ. فَإِيَّاكُمْ أَنْ تَرْتَعِبُوا! فَلاَبُدَّ أَنْ يَحْدُثَ هَذَا كُلُّهُ، وَلَكِنْ لَيْسَتِ النِّهَايَةُ بَعْدُ.

7فَسَوْفَ تَنْقَلِبُ أُمَّةٌ عَلَى أُمَّةٍ، وَمَمْلَكَةٌ عَلَى مَمْلَكَةٍ، وَتَحْدُثُ مَجَاعَاتٌ وَزَلاَزِلُ فِي عِدَّةِ أَمَاكِنَ.

8وَلَكِنَّ هَذِهِ كُلَّهَا لَيْسَتْ إِلاَّ أَوَّلَ الْمَخَاضِ.

9عِنْدَئِذٍ يُسَلِّمُكُمُ النَّاسُ إِلَى الْعَذَابِ، وَيَقْتُلُونَكُمْ، وَتَكُونُونَ مَكْرُوهِينَ لَدَى جَمِيعِ الأُمَمِ مِنْ أَجْلِ اسْمِي؛

10فَيَرْتَدُّ كَثِيرُونَ وَيُسَلِّمُونَ بَعْضُهُمْ بَعْضاً وَيُبْغِضُونَ بَعْضُهُمْ بَعْضاً،

11وَيَظْهَرُ كَثِيرُونَ مِنَ الأَنْبِيَاءِ الدَّجَّالِينَ وَيُضَلِّلُونَ كَثِيرِينَ.

12وَإِذْ يَعُمُّ الإِثْمُ، تَبْرُدُ الْمَحَبَّةُ لَدَى الْكَثِيرِينَ.

13وَلَكِنَّ الَّذِي يَثْبُتُ حَتَّى النِّهَايَةِ، فَهُوَ يَخْلُصُ.

14فَسَوْفَ يُنَادَى بِبِشَارَةِ الْمَلَكُوتِ هَذِهِ فِي الْعَالَمِ كُلِّهِ، شَهَادَةً لِي لَدَى الأُمَمِ جَمِيعاً. وَبَعْدَ ذَلِكَ تَأْتِي النِّهَايَةُ.

15فَعِنْدَمَا تَرَوْنَ رَجَاسَةَ الْخَرَابِ، الَّتِي قِيلَ عَنْهَا بِلِسَانِ دَانِيآلَ النَّبِيِّ، قَائِمَةً فِي الْمَكَانِ الْمُقَدَّسِ، لِيَفْهَمِ الْقَارِيءُ!

16عِنْدَئِذٍ لِيَهْرُبِ الَّذِينَ فِي مِنْطَقَةِ الْيَهُودِيَّةِ إِلَى الْجِبَالِ؛

17وَمَنْ كَانَ عَلَى السَّطْحِ، فَلاَ يَنْزِلْ لِيَأْخُذَ مَا فِي بَيْتِهِ؛

18وَمَنْ كَانَ فِي الْحَقْلِ، فَلاَ يَرْجِعْ لِيَأْخُذَ ثَوْبَهُ!

19وَالْوَيْلُ لِلْحَبَالَى وَالْمُرْضِعَاتِ فِي تِلْكَ الأَيَّامِ!

20فَصَلُّوا لِكَيْ لاَ يَكُونَ هَرَبُكُمْ فِي شِتَاءٍ أَوْ فِي سَبْتٍ،

21فَسَوْفَ تَحْدُثُ عِنْدَئِذٍ ضِيقَةٌ عَظِيمَةٌ لَمْ يَحْدُثْ مِثْلُهَا مُنْذُ بَدْءِ الْعَالَمِ إِلَى الآنَ، وَلَنْ يَحْدُثَ.

22وَلَوْلاَ أَنَّ تِلْكَ الأَيَّامَ سَتُخْتَصَرُ، لَمَا كَانَ أَحَدٌ مِنَ الْبَشَرِ يَنْجُو. وَلَكِنْ مِنْ أَجْلِ الْمُخْتَارِينَ سَتُخْتَصَرُ تِلْكَ الأَيَّامُ.

23فَإِنْ قَالَ لَكُمْ أَحَدٌ عِنْدَئِذٍ: هَا إِنَّ الْمَسِيحَ هُنَا، أَوْ هُنَاكَ، فَلاَ تُصَدِّقُوا!

24فَسَوْفَ يَبْرُزُ أَكْثَرُ مِنْ مَسِيحٍ دَجَّالٍ وَنَبِيٍّ دَجَّالٍ، وَيُقَدِّمُونَ آيَاتٍ عَظِيمَةً وَأَعَاجِيبَ، لِيُضَلِّلُوا حَتَّى الْمُخْتَارِينَ، لَوِ اسْتَطَاعُوا.

25هَا أَنَا قَدْ أَخْبَرْتُكُمْ بِالأَمْرِ قَبْلَ حُدُوثِهِ.

26فَإِذَا قَالَ لَكُمُ النَّاسُ: هَا هُوَ الْمَسِيحُ فِي الْبَرِّيَّةِ! فَلاَ تَخْرُجُوا إِلَيْهَا؛ أَوْ: هَا هُوَ فِي الْغُرَفِ الدَّاخِلِيَّةِ! فَلاَ تُصَدِّقُوا.

27فَكَمَا أَنَّ الْبَرْقَ يُومِضُ مِنَ الشَّرْقِ فَيُضِيءُ فِي الْغَرْبِ، هَكَذَا يَكُونُ رُجُوعُ ابْنِ الإِنْسَانِ.

28فَحَيْثُ تُوْجَدُ الْجِيفَةُ، تَتَجَمَّعُ النُّسُورُ!

29وَحَالاً بَعْدَ الضِّيقَةِ فِي تِلْكَ الأَيَّامِ، تُظْلِمُ الشَّمْسُ، وَيَحْجُبُ الْقَمَرُ ضَوْءَهُ، وَتَتَهَاوَى النُّجُومُ مِنَ السَّمَاءِ، وَتَتَزَعْزَعُ قُوَّاتُ السَّمَاوَاتِ.

30وَعِنْدَئِذٍ تَظْهَرُ آيَةُ ابْنِ الإِنْسَانِ فِي السَّمَاءِ، فَتَنْتَحِبُ قَبَائِلُ الأَرْضِ كُلُّهَا، وَيَرَوْنَ ابْنَ الإِنْسَانِ آتِياً عَلَى سُحُبِ السَّمَاءِ بِقُدْرَةٍ وَمَجْدٍ عَظِيمٍ.

31وَيُرْسِلُ مَلاَئِكَتَهُ بِصَوْتِ بُوقٍ عَظِيمٍ لِيَجْمَعُوا مُخْتَارِيهِ مِنَ الْجِهَاتِ الأَرْبَعِ، مِنْ أَقَاصِي السَّمَاوَاتِ إِلَى أَقَاصِيهَا.

32«وَتَعَلَّمُوا هَذَا الْمَثَلَ مِنْ شَجَرَةِ التِّينِ: عِنْدَمَا تَلِينُ أَغْصَانُهَا، وَتُطْلِعُ وَرَقاً، تَعْرِفُونَ أَنَّ الصَّيْفَ قَرِيبٌ.

33هَكَذَا أَيْضاً حِينَ تَرَوْنَ هَذِهِ الأُمُورَ جَمِيعَهَا تَحْدُثُ، فَاعْلَمُوا أَنَّهُ قَرِيبٌ بَلْ عَلَى الأَبْوَابِ!

34الْحَقَّ أَقُولُ لَكُمْ: لاَ يَزُولُ هَذَا الْجِيلُ أَبَداً، حَتَّى تَحْدُثَ هَذِهِ الأُمُورُ كُلُّهَا.

35إِنَّ السَّمَاءَ وَالأَرْضَ تَزُولاَنِ؛ وَلكِنَّ كَلاَمِي لاَ يَزُولُ أَبَداً.

36أَمَّا ذَلِكَ الْيَوْمُ وَتِلْكَ السَّاعَةُ، فَلاَ يَعْرِفُهُمَا أَحَدٌ، وَلاَ مَلاَئِكَةُ السَّمَاوَاتِ، إِلاَّ الآبُ وَحْدَهُ.

37وَكَمَا كَانَتِ الْحَالُ فِي زَمَنِ نُوحٍ، كَذَلِكَ سَتَكُونُ عِنْدَ رُجُوعِ ابْنِ الإِنْسَانِ:

38فَقَدْ كَانَ النَّاسُ فِي الأَيَّامِ السَّابِقَةِ لِلطُّوفَانِ يَأْكُلُونَ وَيَشْرَبُونَ وَيَتَزَوَّجُونَ وَيُزَوِّجُونَ، حَتَّى فَاجَأَهُمُ الْيَوْمُ الَّذِي دَخَلَ فِيهِ نُوحٌ السَّفِينَةَ،

39وَنَزَلَ الطُّوفَانُ وَهُمْ لاَهُونَ فَأَخَذَ الْجَمِيعَ. هَكَذَا سَتَكُونُ الْحَالُ عِنْدَ رُجُوعِ ابْنِ الإِنْسَانِ:

40عِنْدَئِذٍ يَكُونُ رَجُلاَنِ فِي الْحَقْلِ، فَيُؤْخَذُ أَحَدُهُمَا وَيُتْرَكُ الآخَرُ،

41وَامْرَأَتَانِ تَطْحَنَانِ عَلَى الرَّحَى، فَتُؤْخَذُ إِحْدَاهُمَا، وَتُتْرَكُ الأُخْرَى.

42فَاسْهَرُوا إِذَنْ، لأَنَّكُمْ لاَ تَعْرِفُونَ فِي أَيَّةِ سَاعَةٍ يَرْجِعُ رَبُّكُمْ.

43وَاعْلَمُوا أَنَّهُ لَوْ عَرَفَ رَبُّ الْبَيْتِ فِي أَيِّ رُبْعٍ مِنَ اللَّيْلِ يَدْهَمُهُ اللِّصُّ، لَظَلَّ سَاهِراً وَلَمْ يَدَعْ بَيْتَهُ يُنْقَبُ.

44فَكُونُوا أَنْتُمْ أَيْضاً عَلَى اسْتِعْدَادٍ، لأَنَّ ابْنَ الإِنْسَانِ سَيَرْجِعُ فِي سَاعَةٍ لاَ تَتَوَقَّعُونَهَا!

45فَمَنْ هُوَ إِذَنْ ذَلِكَ الْعَبْدُ الأَمِينُ وَالْحَكِيمُ الَّذِي أَقَامَهُ سَيِّدُهُ عَلَى أَهْلِ بَيْتِهِ لِيُقَدِّمَ لَهُمُ الطَّعَامَ فِي أَوَانِهِ؟

46طُوبَى لِذَلِكَ الْعَبْدِ الَّذِي يَأْتِي سَيِّدُهُ فَيَجِدُهُ يَقُومُ بِعَمَلِهِ.

47الْحَقَّ أَقُولُ لَكُمْ: إِنَّهُ سَيُقِيمُهُ عَلَى مُمْتَلَكَاتِهِ كُلِّهَا.

48وَلَكِنْ إِذَا قَالَ ذَلِكَ الْعَبْدُ الشِّرِّيرُ فِي قَلْبِهِ: سَيَتَأَخَّرُ سَيِّدِي فِي رُجُوعِهِ!

49وَبَدَأَ يَضْرِبُ زُمَلاَءَهُ الْعَبِيدَ وَيَأْكُلُ وَيَشْرَبُ مَعَ السِّكِّيرِينَ،

50فَإِنَّ سَيِّدَ ذَلِكَ الْعَبْدِ لاَبُدَّ أَنْ يَرْجِعَ فِي يَوْمٍ لاَ يَتَوَقَّعُهُ، وَسَاعَةٍ لاَ يَعْرِفُهَا،

51فَيَفْصِلُهُ وَيَجْعَلُ نَصِيبَهُ مَعَ الْمُرَائِينَ، هُنَاكَ يَكُونُ الْبُكَاءُ وَصَرِيرُ الأَسْنَانِ!

[Anonymous]

Oh sorry... my bad. Carry on, then. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Hardrock69]

Matthew は第2 世紀A.D に書かれたフィクションの部分だった。

[Hardrock69]

Ahh...I always knew Jesus was a terrorist...why do you think the Romans AND the Jews wanted him dead??

Now he is speaking in Arabic. I am going to report him to the CIA and have him arrested.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Ahh...I always knew Jesus was a terrorist...why do you think the Romans AND the Jews wanted him dead??

Now he is speaking in Arabic. I am going to report him to the CIA and have him arrested.

I've heard some Biblical Scholars speculate he may have been an anti-ROMAN resistance fighter in his 20's.
http://www.dvdanswers.com/images/screenshots/life_of_brian_r2_02.jpg

[W.W.D.D.?]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i have a question

why do fat fabs start stupid aliases like faster pussycunt when no one believes them?

I don't know... Why am I posting her picture?

[W.W.D.D.?]

Originally posted by W.W.D.D.?
I don't know... Why am I posting her picture?

Sorry. It's not fair of me to post pictures of her drunk. Here's a sober one. I like it. She looks so happy.

[Hardrock69]

Let me guess...

W.W.D.D = What Would Dumbass Do???

:D

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Ahh...I always knew Jesus was a terrorist...why do you think the Romans AND the Jews wanted him dead??


Jesus was a terrorist
Enemy of the state
That's what the Romans labeled him
So he was put to death

He died for his beliefs
What's changed today?

Today bible-thumping cannibals
Reap money from his name
Buy cable networks & power
With old ladies' checks

If Jesus saw Pat Robertson
What do you think he'd say?

Tax-free they re-write our laws
And sick 'em on you
Women don't control their bodies
TV preachers do

Censor everything from bathing suits
To science books
From the schoolroom to the bedroom
They want our thoughts - or else

They treat us like the Romans
Used to treat the Christians
Even some churchgoing folks are scared

Modern catacombs of fear
Built with money, power and threats
Rock'n'roll is labeled porn
Sell a record, you're under arrest

Instead of fighting AIDS
They try to stop us having sex
They brag that they won't quit
Til they take dominion over our lives

Is freedom of speech such a terrorist act
Is spiritual peace such a satanic threat
Believe what you want
But we'll fight to keep
Out heads from being cemented in your sand.

[Hardrock69]

Oh God MY EYES!!!!
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

*ahem*

Yeah, Nick, you hit the nail on the head. A majority of Biblical Scholars have the opinion that Jesus was revolutionary sort of guy.

He was viewed so much as a threat and possible instigator that the Romans seriously wanted him out of the way.

Sure there is the fairty tale about him dying on the cross. But there is just as much evidence that he survived, or had a substitute.

So we will never know, until I finish my work in my physics alaboratory on my knew time machine.

Then I will take some video and prove tot he world what really happened.

:cool:

[Hardrock69]

Uh, Jesus dude, where did you plagiarize the beautiful poetry?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Uh, Jesus dude, where did you plagiarize the beautiful poetry?

It was written by Jello of the house of Biafra, he who once sung of Dead Kennedys. And verily, much of it is true.

[Cathedral]

Dogs, Cat's, what's the difference?
I've had my face buried in mass poon, I'll eat anything......

A person could starve trying to live on cat. shave the fuckers and there ain't no meat...the boney little bastards.

Great Dane for everyone!

[Nickdfresh]

Golly, you mean FESTERPUSSYCAN'T hasn't logged on to translate for us? Funny, but she logged off not after I sent this thread a'packin.' And we haven't seen her since...She was sure on all SUNDAY and seems to come on a lot late at night...

C'mon FPC, let's have a fine ENGLISH version of all this KOREAN text...

[Nickdfresh]

Oh, I'm sensing an owning from the Dark Side of the force....


Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Do you wanna know about The Far East or Korea...
Ask Away....

I'll be back to answer...
:D

This is becoming the FESTERPUSSYCAN'T pawn1ng thread!

Ahahahaha! http://www.google.com/images/logo_sm.gif can't help you now!!:p
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~tthomps6/owned-cat.jpg

[Soul Reaper]

tanslate this, cunt

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[Soul Reaper]

erm...whatever

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Do you wanna know about The Far East or Korea...
Ask Away....


:D

Yes, I have a question: Are you as big a dumb cunt in the Far East as you are here?

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Do you wanna know about The Far East or Korea...
Ask Away....

I'll be back to answer...
:D


I have a question...What's up with all those faggity pictures in your sig line?

Jester...is that you?

[ThrillsNSpills]

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~tthomps6/owned-cat.jpg


Now all we need is her head photoshopped onto the cat and it's a keeper.

[Golden AWe]

i'm really waiting for Fab's next reply in this thread...uhuhuhuhuh

she's gotten such a warm welcome in this thread...uhuhuhuhu

WE ALL LARVE ALIAS KANTS!!!

[Soul Reaper]

OWNED!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

BTW sweety, you ain't livin' this "Korean 101" thread down no matter how you ignore this thread of log off for a couple of days to let the shit die down....

[Soul Reaper]

why has the page fucked up for me?

[twonabomber]

not just you

[Keeyth]

Oh she got so OWN3D!!!!
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[FORD]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
why has the page fucked up for me?

Your previous post with the large text. Which didn't show up as Korean.

Maybe one of the mods can shrink it down ?

[FABsterPussycat]

You wanted a reply, well here I am. Are you all excited? Glad to make your day!

[Nickdfresh]

Looks like somebody's bored with another "101," Guitars 101...:)

[Guitar Shark]

LMAO @ this alias and the signature!!

[FABsterPussycat]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Looks like somebody's bored with another "101," Guitars 101...:)

Poor Nicky! So hopeful. I know it's be easier for you to believe that were the case, but as I said yesterday, I'm just here because I feel bad leaving when it's obvious you need me so much.

You believe what you need to believe ok.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
LMAO @ this alias and the signature!!

No shit ;)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FABsterPussycat
Poor Nicky! So hopeful. I know it's be easier for you to believe that were the case, but as I said yesterday, I'm just here because I feel bad leaving when it's obvious you need me so much.

You believe what you need to believe ok.

Yeah.:D I'll believe in you my sweet.

"Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.

So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the strength.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.

Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings."

**sigh**

[FABsterPussycat]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Yeah.:D I'll believe in you my sweet.

"Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.

So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the strength.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.

Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings."

**sigh**

What is this supposed to mean? It's just stupid, like all of your posts.
You're not funny, mean or bad. You're simply insignificant.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FABsterPussycat
What is this supposed to mean? It's just stupid, like all of your posts.
You're not funny, mean or bad. You're simply insignificant.

"I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?"

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by Cato
why do you Koreans eat dogs?


Because we can, damnit!...( i think that's suzi Q's custom title :D)

BTW, do you know Japan’s royal family you guys are worshiping is a direct descent of Paekche dynasty (one of tree dynasties of old Korea in 4A.C)??? There are a couple of books about that… One of them is really fascinating… I’ve only read some excerpt but I am planning to purchase book and read whole thing…. But you guys are geniuses for fabricating History so don’t expect to find that history in Japan school system!

basically Paekche dynasty was responsible for uniting and founding Japan's dynasty!!

[Matt White]

A Cha-cha cha!!!!

"HI HO HI HO......"

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
What a shock, FPC hasn't returned yet to translate away? Here you go my friend...

Because my school has started... see once you begin to see thing cynically, truth will not get thru you... I am busy preparing for C fucking PA, haven’t I told you that?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Because my school has started... see once you begin to see thing cynically, truth will not get thru you... I am busy preparing for C fucking PA, haven’t I told you that?

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh! I'm not the one who started this thread...You were sure here all day SUNDAY, eh?

[FasterPussycat]

my school started yesterday(monday), and I only could managed to post 1 post/thread yesterday...:D

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Do you wanna know about The Far East or Korea...
Ask Away....

I'll be back to answer...
:D

I have a question about Korean girls... seriously...

I put my dick in this one Korean Girl, and she burst like a balloon...

Is this normal, or was she just TOO TINY?

[FasterPussycat]

O.K. Nick, I translate some in your post (#20)... What Kind of question are they? Are you seeing a shrink? ;:

1.Do you (nickd) satisfied with your life?
2.Have your activities or interest had declined recently?
3.Do you feel empty, nickd?
4.Do you get bored (or could be agitated) often, Nickd?
5.Are you enjoying your life, nickd?
6.Are you afraid you may face unfortunate situations in your life?

[Unchainme]

Fasterpussycunt, what a pleseant suprise, Didja see Jizzystool get owned.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
O.K. Nick, I translate some in your post (#20)... What Kind of question are they? Are you seeing a shrink? ;:

1.Do you (nickd) satisfied with your life?
2.Have your activities or interest had declined recently?
3.Do you feel empty, nickd?
4.Do you get bored (or could be agitated) often, Nickd?
5.Are you enjoying your life, nickd?
6.Are you afraid you may face unfortunate situations in your life?

Ha ha! Consult KOREAN for idiots fuck bag! Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!
http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/owned-beer-cat.jpg

[FasterPussycat]

Yup... goodjob sm fries...or should i say big fries?? ;)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Yup... goodjob sm fries...or should i say big fries?? ;)

Or thunder thighs?

[FasterPussycat]

oh that's was for unchainme! I forgot to qoute!

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Yup... goodjob sm fries...or should i say big fries?? ;)

:D

[FasterPussycat]

You fucking moron Nick... you are seeing a Korean shrink!!!!

Ahahahaha.... so you are a nut, literally!!! :D

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by Unchainme
:D

:D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
You fucking moron Nick... you are seeing a Korean shrink!!!!

Ahahahaha.... so you are a nut, literally!!! :D

That's a rather ironic statement sweaty....

Bitter much?

[FasterPussycat]

I am so haaaaapy... I am not so bored anymore... My fiance is back from a business trip yesterday!!! Can you see i'm much better mood today??? Damn Life is Gooooood!!! :D

[FasterPussycat]

Have you had some kimchi lately, nick?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
I am so haaaaapy... I am not so bored anymore... My fiance is back from a business trip yesterday!!! Can you see i'm much better mood today??? Damn Life is Gooooood!!! :D

He's made up too...


Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Have you had some kimchi lately, nick?

Not in ten years or so.

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by Matt White
A Cha-cha cha!!!!

"HI HO HI HO......"

woky shaky gooky!!! :D

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
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배설물을 먹으십시요

[Guitar Shark]

I thought you were too busy with school to post?

Get to translating!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
woky shaky gooky!!! :D

"Wooda, coulda, shoulda........UHuhuHHuHuhUhuUhuhu!!!";)

[HELLVIS]

Originally posted by W.W.D.D.?
Sorry. It's not fair of me to post pictures of her drunk. Here's a sober one. I like it. She looks so happy.


MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
I am so haaaaapy... I am not so bored anymore... My fiance is back from a business trip yesterday!!! Can you see i'm much better mood today??? Damn Life is Gooooood!!! :D

Maybe the dingo ate your fiance....bitch.

[Golden AWe]

so much for translating...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
O.K. Nick, I translate some in your post (#20)... What Kind of question are they? Are you seeing a shrink? ;:

1.Do you (nickd) satisfied with your life?
2.Have your activities or interest had declined recently?
3.Do you feel empty, nickd?
4.Do you get bored (or could be agitated) often, Nickd?
5.Are you enjoying your life, nickd?
6.Are you afraid you may face unfortunate situations in your life?

I had no idea that South KOREANs were so concern with my well being...I'm touched.

[FasterPussycat]

See, I've told you!! ;) :o

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
See, I've told you!! ;) :o

And as I've predicted, you cun't speak KOREAN and are just a stupid troll or an alias...

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
See, I've told you!! ;) :o

sarcasm and lies don't look so good on you, you know

[Golden AWe]

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[Golden AWe]

so, how about those translations?

how about posts totally in korean?

fakk, I could do better!

uhuhuhuhuhuhuh...

[Jimmy Jingles]

Hey FasterPuss...

You ever been fucked in the turd cutter old school like by a fat-assed greasy American redneck trucker? It is a requirement to get your visa.

Please see Jesterstars dad for instructions.