The Delusion Thread!

[Golden AWe]

I think there's a need for a thread like this in the Army...a severe need...we have a lot of people here who have delusions about their skills, personalities and even about who they really are...

So, whether you're serious or not, SPILL YOUR DELUSIONS HERE!

Here, I'll start...I AM GENE SIMMONS!!!

[Golden AWe]

I FUCKIN' AM!!!


AND I'M TED BUNDY AS WELL!!!

Ooops. BUT I AM TED BUNDY!!!

BWAHAHAHAH!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

*evil laughter*

[Golden AWe]

FAB doesn't have any aliases.

[Cathedral]

I'm David Lee Roth
Not really, i just see him in the mirror every morning.

Ya think Erve's is still open?

[Golden AWe]

Quite bloody likely!

[Matt White]

I'm Mr. Green-Jeans!!!

Whooooooooo!!!!

[Golden AWe]

The biggest delusion must have been that it was reasonable to start a thread like this...uhuhuhuhuhu

[Matt White]

"Jimmy cracked corn, And I don't care!"