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Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:03 PM
Ahhh Jizzy, the king of the mailroom, the prince of trailer park insemination and a true microbe amongst men. What can I do but bow down before your scary talent.

Drunk on power? Me? Oh yes, I am drunk from the earth shaking impact that being a Webbie on a David Lee Roth fan site has on my life. Venture capitalists are just foaming at the mouth to fund my most recent business plan because of my Roth Army affiliation. I get only the best tables at Michael Mina, Myth and Farallon because I post here. Oh yes, being a Webbie is just like being a Greek God (and for those of you missing the heavy sarcasm of the above paragraph, please log out now).

You see Jizzy, I have a life that I am very satisfied with; the Roth Army does not fill some empty void or act as a surrogate social life. It is a fun little hobby - nothing more, nothing less. For guys like you, It is just an extension of your emptiness; it is a distraction from an obviously shitty life. And that fact makes me smile. Yeah bitch, I laugh at your pain. So what the fuck are you going to do about it loser? Nothing is a safe bet..

You really don't know Sarge Jester and what you have to say does not mean shit to him. He is very aware of what I am up to and can change anything I do in an instant. And if Sarge asks me not to do something or asks me to change something, I will do it right away. I am loyal to Sarge. I am not loyal to you, hitch or any other feet kicking miscreant of the moment.

The hitch saga: I didn't ask him to take a shot at me; he decided that the spotlight needed to be back on him again. I understand that a fragile ego has limitations - what I don't understand is why he didn't shoot me a PM if he had a concern. Oh well...hitch is a big boy...if he wants to target someone who fights back, then I wish him the best of luck.

So sure I'll lose against hitch huh Jizzy? You have no fucking idea...stay tuned gristle missle - things are just warming up.

And for the last time: I donated no more than anybody else; I never, ever paid to become a Webbie. if anybody other than Cuntfish and Jester still question this, please PM Sarge.

Call me a pussy, call me "done", call me drunk with power, call me anything you want. One thing you'll never do is say any of that shit to my face.

Mezro...you know where San Francisco is Jizzy...oh...that's right...you can't afford to travel here, let alone afford to live here...so sad little boy...stay warm at home with mommy...

Soul Reaper
08-30-2005, 02:07 PM
I think he knows he's completely owned now!

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Ahhh Jizzy, the king of the mailroom, the prince of trailer park insemination and a true microbe amongst men. What can I do but bow down before your scary talent.

Drunk on power? Me? Oh yes, I am drunk from the earth shaking impact that being a Webbie on a David Lee Roth fan site has on my life. Venture capitalists are just foaming at the mouth to fund my most recent business plan because of my Roth Army affiliation. I get only the best tables at Michael Mina, Myth and Farallon because I post here. Oh yes, being a Webbie is just like being a Greek God (and for those of you missing the heavy sarcasm of the above paragraph, please log out now).

You see Jizzy, I have a life that I am very satisfied with; the Roth Army does not fill some empty void or act as a surrogate social life. It is a fun little hobby - nothing more, nothing less. For guys like you, It is just an extension of your emptiness; it is a distraction from an obviously shitty life. And that fact makes me smile. Yeah bitch, I laugh at your pain. So what the fuck are you going to do about it loser? Nothing is a safe bet..

You really don't know Sarge Jester and what you have to say does not mean shit to him. He is very aware of what I am up to and can change anything I do in an instant. And if Sarge asks me not to do something or asks me to change something, I will do it right away. I am loyal to Sarge. I am not loyal to you, hitch or any other feet kicking miscreant of the moment.

The hitch saga: I didn't ask him to take a shot at me; he decided that the spotlight needed to be back on him again. I understand that a fragile ego has limitations - what I don't understand is why he didn't shoot me a PM if he had a concern. Oh well...hitch is a big boy...if he wants to target someone who fights back, then I wish him the best of luck.

So sure I'll lose against hitch huh Jizzy? You have no fucking idea...stay tuned gristle missle - things are just warming up.

And for the last time: I donated no more than anybody else; I never, ever paid to become a Webbie. if anybody other than Cuntfish and Jester still question this, please PM Sarge.

Call me a pussy, call me "done", call me drunk with power, call me anything you want. One thing you'll never do is say any of that shit to my face.

Mezro...you know where San Francisco is Jizzy...oh...that's right...you can't afford to travel here, let alone afford to live here...so sad little boy...stay warm at home with mommy...

I'm going out to LA and if you want to take this to the STREETS for fucking real bitch I ain't got any sort of problem doing that.

You want me to say shit to your fucking face and you're trying to sound like a big man calling me out from the west coast. Dude I'll be in fucking LA. If you got the money Travel on up and I'll show you how I walk the Walk and I'll fucking do it all over your fat fucking face loser.

I don't live with my mom bitch I live with my girlfriend. I'd ask if you had one but I think we both know the answer to that and no something that inflaits doesn't equil a girlfriend.

I love how your not creative enough to say shit to me so you start right out challenging me to a fight that I couldn't possibly make in any resonable amount of time. You just proved what a fucking pussy you are. You think because your a Webmaster you've got some special powers??? Dude you ain't shit and I can tell by the way you drool over talking about how much you donated and how your in charge that your a pussy who hides behind his keyboard. I've posted my picture bitch. Post yours. Let's see the big tough "Satified with his shitty life" Asshole mezro is.

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
I think he knows he's completely owned now!

Shut it you fucking 15 year old bitch. Leagally you can't post here because of the pornography. I can cause you and this board alot of problems based on that fact.

Soul Reaper
08-30-2005, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Shut it you fucking 15 year old bitch. Leagally you can't post here because of the pornography. I can cause you and this board alot of problems based on that fact.

Doesn't stop me posting does it, you cocksucking buttfucker!

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm going out to LA and if you want to take this to the STREETS for fucking real bitch I ain't got any sort of problem doing that.

You want me to say shit to your fucking face and you're trying to sound like a big man calling me out from the west coast. Dude I'll be in fucking LA. If you got the money Travel on up and I'll show you how I walk the Walk and I'll fucking do it all over your fat fucking face loser.

I don't live with my mom bitch I live with my girlfriend. I'd ask if you had one but I think we both know the answer to that and no something that inflaits doesn't equil a girlfriend.

I love how your not creative enough to say shit to me so you start right out challenging me to a fight that I couldn't possibly make in any resonable amount of time.

Travel "up" to LA? LA is "down" from San Francisco.

What I'm saying is you act like a big man behind the keys but are really a white trash piece of shit in real life.

Mezro...your mom, your girlfriend...same thing really, they both have to pay your way...if the welfare child can ever afford to come to San Francisco, I will gladly clear up some of your misconceptions...ask your girlfriend for the money like you do for everything else...

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Doesn't stop me posting does it, you cocksucking buttfucker!

No it doesn't and does your mother know you talk like that. What's her fucking E-mail. I think I may just give her a call and take her out to dinner and become your new STEP DADDY. Except BIG DADDY STAR is stern and you'll be spending alot of time in the celler while me and your mom....................Well you know.............Get naked and I penetrait her vagina and shit. Is she a MILF??? Because it doesn't matter. I'll do her just to ruine your pathetic life.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:22 PM
Mezro...poor little empty boy Jesterstar...kicking and screaming because he failed in life...

Soul Reaper
08-30-2005, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
No it doesn't and does your mother know you talk like that. What's her fucking E-mail. I think I may just give her a call and take her out to dinner and become your new STEP DADDY. Except BIG DADDY STAR is stern and you'll be spending alot of time in the celler while me and your mom....................Well you know.............Get naked and I penetrait her vagina and shit. Is she a MILF??? Because it doesn't matter. I'll do her just to ruine your pathetic life.

You're pathetic for thinking that you're going to get the webmaster job. What have you done to even deserve to get that job?

Nickdfresh
08-30-2005, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Shut it you fucking 15 year old bitch. Leagally you can't post here because of the pornography. I can cause you and this board alot of problems based on that fact.

Making threats now RYAN? That's not kewl buddy-boy, besides, he's BRITISH, the laws are different over there I think...

C'mon JESTER, you can do better than that...

Nickdfresh
08-30-2005, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
No it doesn't and does your mother know you talk like that. What's her fucking E-mail. I think I may just give her a call and take her out to dinner and become your new STEP DADDY. Except BIG DADDY STAR is stern and you'll be spending alot of time in the celler while me and your mom....................Well you know.............Get naked and I penetrait her vagina and shit. Is she a MILF??? Because it doesn't matter. I'll do her just to ruine your pathetic life.

JESTER, I wasn't going to chime in on this, but you really shouldn't be threatening anybody bub!

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:27 PM
Mezro...poor Jesterstar...once his mind shoots, he can't reload...a slow child who hides behind the support of mommy and girlfriend...

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...poor little empty boy Jesterstar...kicking and screaming because he failed in life...

What the fuck did I fail at??? Dude I know your trying to dive deep in my phycology like you've seen on the movies but you've got one problem. You don't have the intellagence to break someone down mentally.

See like I made you write this thread. Just because I owned you that hard. That's why you did it because I made you. You see how I fucked with your head. You see how I fucking made you do what I willed you to do???

I have the intellegence and ability to do that. Your just projecting your failures onto me. But it isn't working because I haven't and didn't fail in life.

Dude you wrote a fucking book trying to prove my thread about you wrong. Then you moved it just like I perdicted you power mad anus would do.

Your the fucking loser dude. You should suck the dick of a shotgun and let it blow a load in your mouth. It would be alot quicker than the agony that is your life.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:28 PM
Mezro...what woman would spend her life with this fucking asshole?...what a catch...foods stamps are such a powerful aphrodisiac...

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
JESTER, I wasn't going to chime in on this, but you really shouldn't be threatening anybody bub!

I didn't threaten anyone. I told the little punk I was going to start banging his mom and become his step dad and lock him in the celler. Why is his mom trying to get my phone number???

Soul Reaper
08-30-2005, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...poor Jesterstar...once his mind shoots, he can't reload...a slow child who hides behind the support of mommy and girlfriend...

Jizzy has a girlfriend??!!

surely you haven't mistaken 'her' for a transexual

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
What the fuck did I fail at??? Dude I know your trying to dive deep in my phycology

It is spelled psychology you fucking asshole.

Mezro...I moved the thread to non because that is where it belongs...

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Making threats now RYAN? That's not kewl buddy-boy, besides, he's BRITISH, the laws are different over there I think...

C'mon JESTER, you can do better than that...

No they aren't. Mezro is turning this into a Child Porn Paradise. Am I the only one that cares about the children???

Soul Reaper
08-30-2005, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I didn't threaten anyone. I told the little punk I was going to start banging his mom and become his step dad and lock him in the celler. Why is his mom trying to get my phone number???

Obviously you can't get someone your age so you go for everyone's mum

Strange person!

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
It is spelled psychology you fucking asshole.

Mezro...I moved the thread to non because that is where it belongs...

WRONG!!!!!!!!! yOu moved it because your a power mad fuck. It would have done just as well in the main. But you had to take control of it and move it where you saw fit. YOUR FUCKING OWNED!!!!!!!!!

I've called you on your bullshit and you can't comeback from it. End of story.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
JESTER, I wasn't going to chime in on this, but you really shouldn't be threatening anybody bub!

Threatening a kid?

Mezro...such a real man...

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Obviously you can't get someone your age so you go for everyone's mum

Strange person!

Your right I'm 25 and my girlfriend is 19. Poor me.

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Threatening a kid?

Mezro...such a real man...

Yea I threatened to become his step dad and lock in the celler.

Mezro do you have kids over to your house and show them porno??? I mean that's what your doing here. Your turning this site into your own PEDOFILE SEXCAPADE.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
WRONG!!!!!!!!! yOu moved it because your a power mad fuck. It would have done just as well in the main. But you had to take control of it and move it where you saw fit. YOUR FUCKING OWNED!!!!!!!!!

I've called you on your bullshit and you can't comeback from it. End of story.

Wrong asshole. Any of the Mods would have moved it to Non. It was not Roth/VH related.

Mezro...Jesterstar can't handle the truth that he is aborted white trash who needs a woman to support him...you are fucking owned...by your dysfunctional girlfriend...

Soul Reaper
08-30-2005, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yea I threatened to become his step dad and lock in the celler.

Mezro do you have kids over to your house and show them porno??? I mean that's what your doing here. Your turning this site into your own PEDOFILE SEXCAPADE.

I don't see child porn on here. Dumb fuck!

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:35 PM
Mezro...you wanted attention Jesterstar...you got it little man...

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Wrong asshole. Any of the Mods would have moved it to Non. It was not Roth/VH related.

Mezro...Jesterstar can't handle the truth that he is aborted white trash who needs a woman to support him...you are fucking owned...by your dysfunctional girlfriend...

Dude my woman gives me money because I'm all man dude. I make enough to take care of us both. She gives me money for the sex I provide it's just that fucking good. You'll never know what that feels like. Because of your..............SHORT COMMINGS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
I don't see child porn on here. Dumb fuck!

Mezro lured you here with porn so he could get naked pictures of you dude. Mezro is into gay shit like that. I'm trying to protect you from this pedo dude. Realize I'm trying to save you.

Soul Reaper
08-30-2005, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Mezro lured you here with porn so he could get naked pictures of you dude. Mezro is into gay shit like that. I'm trying to protect you from this pedo dude. Realize I'm trying to save you.

Empty words as usual. Have YOU actually proved that he's gay??!!

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:38 PM
Mezro...come on master of the GED...show me how deep your thoughts run...crush me with that impressive command of the english language...

Nickdfresh
08-30-2005, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yea I threatened to become his step dad and lock in the celler.

Mezro do you have kids over to your house and show them porno??? I mean that's what your doing here. Your turning this site into your own PEDOFILE SEXCAPADE.

Oh deary me...

There is NO CHILD PRON! here bucko...

It is not site administrations' responsiblity to supervise young people. He effectively signed a waiver upon registering.

You post from work...So don't threaten off the board shit "douche tube!"

It's just a message board, let's keep it that way interweb "genious.'"

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Empty words as usual. Have YOU actually proved that he's gay??!!

dude he's totally gay. Read his fucking posts man. I'm like Batman and he's fucking Robin..................Which means he's a total fucking fag!!!!!!!!!!

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Mezro lured you here with porn so he could get naked pictures of you dude. Mezro is into gay shit like that. I'm trying to protect you from this pedo dude. Realize I'm trying to save you.

Mezro...you are really a fucked up, lost soul Jester...no matter how hard you try, I will always be superior to you in every way...own that bitch...

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Oh deary me...

There is NO CHILD PRON! here bucko...

It is not site administrations' responsiblity to supervise young people. He effectively signed a waiver upon registering.

You post from work...So don't threaten off the board shit "douche tube!"

If your threataning me posting from work then your threataning every poster that posts from fucking work.

Dude your such a fucking tool what the fuck do they put in the water out in buffalo.

Where did I threaten any real off the board shit. Mezro challenged me to a real fight which he backed down from.

I suggest you RE-READ some shit before you try and be a Hero ZERO.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
dude he's totally gay. Read his fucking posts man. I'm like Batman and he's fucking Robin..................Which means he's a total fucking fag!!!!!!!!!!

Mezro...come to San Francisco and start calling people fags Jizzy...you will be in for quite a rude awakening...

Guitar Shark
08-30-2005, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your right my IQ is 25 and my girlfriend's is 19. Poor me.

I would have guessed lower, myself.

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...you are really a fucked up, lost soul Jester...no matter how hard you try, I will always be superior to you in every way...own that bitch...

What happened to that fight you challenged me to??? I told you I'll be in LA in the next few months.

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...come to San Francisco and start calling people fags Jizzy...you will be in for quite a rude awakening...

Hardly I know all the fags live there. I mean your the mayor of fag town.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Mezro challenged me to a real fight which he backed down from.

I suggest you RE-READ some shit before you try and be a Hero ZERO.

I suggest you read my post again and find exactly where I threatened you to a fight.

Mezro...children will only see what they want...

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by Mezro

Call me a pussy, call me "done", call me drunk with power, call me anything you want. One thing you'll never do is say any of that shit to my face.

Mezro...you know where San Francisco is Jizzy...oh...that's right...you can't afford to travel here, let alone afford to live here...so sad little boy...stay warm at home with mommy...

Here it is right here Tough guy. Sounds like your talking alot of shit. I told you I'll be out on the west coast in a few months boy. I ain't got one fucking problem meeting up with you in the least and I'll read this thread to your fucking face word for word.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:46 PM
Mezro...the only fight Jizzy gets into is for pole position at the soup kitchen...thrift store bitch who can only wish...

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...the only fight Jizzy gets into is for pole position at the soup kitchen...thrift store bitch who can only wish...

Dude I don't wish I make things happen.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Here it is right here Tough guy. Sounds like your talking alot of shit. I told you I'll be out on the west coast in a few months boy. I ain't got one fucking problem meeting up with you in the least and I'll read this thread to your fucking face word for word.

Mezro...you don't have the balls to do anything in life Jizzy...feel free to PM me if you ever show up here...you won't say a word to my face...cowards always talk big...

Nickdfresh
08-30-2005, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
If your threataning me posting from work then your threataning every poster that posts from fucking work.

I'm not threatening anybody, just letting you know to watch your little mouth.


Dude your such a fucking tool what the fuck do they put in the water out in buffalo.

They put chlorine in I imagine, but I drink through a Brita Filter, so I don't get it...


Where did I threaten any real off the board shit. Mezro challenged me to a real fight which he backed down from.

I'm talking about the shit regarding SOUL REAPER, never seemed to be a problem to you before...

C'mon JiZMaStERStaR, threats are the sign of the OWN3D....


I suggest you RE-READ some shit before you try and be a Hero ZERO.

Quite contraire, being on a message board is not heroic, you're the one with the delusions of grandeur...

Wawazat
08-30-2005, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude my woman gives me money because I'm all dumb. She gives me money for keeping my mouth shut all day. Thatīs why I post here.
I already got about 20.000 $ as anyone can see
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You have an income, but I still think you suck ass.

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...you don't have the balls to do anything in life Jizzy...feel free to PM me if you ever show up here...you won't say a word to my face...cowards always talk big...

Dude I can back it up any day of the week. Your pussy ass won't even post a pic so I can see what I'd be up against. Like I said I'll be out there in the next few months. Let's see if I back it up.

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I'm not threatening anybody, just letting you know to watch your little mouth.



They put chlorine in I imagine, but I drink through a Brita Filter, so I don't get it...



I'm talking about the shit regarding SOUL REAPER, never seemed to be a problem to you before...

C'mon JiZMaStERStaR, threats are the sign of the OWN3D....



Quite contraire, being on a message board is not heroic, you're the one with the delusions of grandeur...

Noone makes me WATCH MY MOUTH. I say what the fuck when I want. Get it??? Got It??? Good.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude I can back it up any day of the week. Your pussy ass won't even post a pic so I can see what I'd be up against. Like I said I'll be out there in the next few months. Let's see if I back it up.

Mezro...the only thing you are up against is the inferiority complex you wear so well...Jesterstar will never, ever accomplish anything in life...

ALinChainz
08-30-2005, 02:57 PM
Ypu know if you read his book, Robin (Burt Ward) got way more pussy than Batman.

True story.

Oh and Jester ... "in the next few months" is hardly a viable time table for someone who is going anywhere. If you're going out there to cut an album (I can hardly keep a straight face saying that), the you would know exactly when you will be there. Studio time is just that precious.

And you already admitted that your shit is an act and that you only speak HALF truths.

You're kind of ranting and raving like someone who is really disturbed. And all I'm doing is reading the thread.

Nickdfresh
08-30-2005, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
Ypu know if you read his book, Robin (Burt Ward) got way more pussy than Batman.

True story.
...


Yeah, but I heard both those guys waded through pussy like it was a tide pool.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
And you already admitted that your shit is an act and that you only speak HALF truths.

You're kind of ranting and raving like someone who is really disturbed. And all I'm doing is reading the thread.

This guy is fucked beyond repair; if he didn't have mommy and girlfriend paying his way, he would be sucking dick on a street corner to pay for his subsidized apartment.

Mezro...he can kick, scream and rant but I know the truth about Jizzy...the guy is a delusional loser who will most likely end his life in the next few years...one less lost soul my tax dollars will have to pay for...

ALinChainz
08-30-2005, 03:02 PM
lol

Yeah, but Batman wouldn't admit it.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 03:03 PM
Mezro...where did Jizzy go?...bet mommy needs to use the phone so he has to quit using the internet...

twonabomber
08-30-2005, 03:07 PM
give this little bitch the Joe Thunder treatment and hit him with the fucking ban stick, even for just a day. show the little dickless wonder whos boss.

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...where did Jizzy go?...bet mommy needs to use the phone so he has to quit using the internet...

Just eating some lunch and laughing at all the losers is all

twonabomber
08-30-2005, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Just eating some sausage and fingering my ass is all

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
This guy is fucked beyond repair; if he didn't have mommy and girlfriend paying his way, he would be sucking dick on a street corner to pay for his subsidized apartment.

Mezro...he can kick, scream and rant but I know the truth about Jizzy...the guy is a delusional loser who will most likely end his life in the next few years...one less lost soul my tax dollars will have to pay for...

Dude you don't know shit about me. For real dude. You don't even know how fucking owned you are and that's the sad part.

You guys can paint a nice portrait of me on the net. But it's harder to fake a photograph.

Mezro
08-30-2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by twonabomber
give this little bitch the Joe Thunder treatment and hit him with the fucking ban stick, even for just a day. show the little dickless wonder whos boss.

He knows who the boss is bomber.

Mezro...what he doesn't know is what the boss has up his sleeve;)...

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 03:21 PM
Mexro why do you write you name before every sentence isn't that gay???

Mezro
08-30-2005, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude you don't know shit about me. For real dude.

Mezro...and you don't know shit about me...for real...my final word on this loser: PM me if you ever show up in San Francisco...until then, enjoy your mediocre life...

Jesterstar
08-30-2005, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...and you don't know shit about me...for real...my final word on this loser: PM me if you ever show up in San Francisco...until then, enjoy your mediocre life...

Out of Material. I can last for fucking day's ask your girlfriend...........Oh wait you don't have one.

But seriously why do you type your name before you posts it's really the gayest thing I've ever seen.

Shaun Ponsonby
08-30-2005, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Ahhh Jizzy, the king of the mailroom, the prince of trailer park insemination and a true microbe amongst men. What can I do but bow down before your scary talent.

Drunk on power? Me? Oh yes, I am drunk from the earth shaking impact that being a Webbie on a David Lee Roth fan site has on my life. Venture capitalists are just foaming at the mouth to fund my most recent business plan because of my Roth Army affiliation. I get only the best tables at Michael Mina, Myth and Farallon because I post here. Oh yes, being a Webbie is just like being a Greek God (and for those of you missing the heavy sarcasm of the above paragraph, please log out now).

You see Jizzy, I have a life that I am very satisfied with; the Roth Army does not fill some empty void or act as a surrogate social life. It is a fun little hobby - nothing more, nothing less. For guys like you, It is just an extension of your emptiness; it is a distraction from an obviously shitty life. And that fact makes me smile. Yeah bitch, I laugh at your pain. So what the fuck are you going to do about it loser? Nothing is a safe bet..

You really don't know Sarge Jester and what you have to say does not mean shit to him. He is very aware of what I am up to and can change anything I do in an instant. And if Sarge asks me not to do something or asks me to change something, I will do it right away. I am loyal to Sarge. I am not loyal to you, hitch or any other feet kicking miscreant of the moment.

The hitch saga: I didn't ask him to take a shot at me; he decided that the spotlight needed to be back on him again. I understand that a fragile ego has limitations - what I don't understand is why he didn't shoot me a PM if he had a concern. Oh well...hitch is a big boy...if he wants to target someone who fights back, then I wish him the best of luck.

So sure I'll lose against hitch huh Jizzy? You have no fucking idea...stay tuned gristle missle - things are just warming up.

And for the last time: I donated no more than anybody else; I never, ever paid to become a Webbie. if anybody other than Cuntfish and Jester still question this, please PM Sarge.

Call me a pussy, call me "done", call me drunk with power, call me anything you want. One thing you'll never do is say any of that shit to my face.

Mezro...you know where San Francisco is Jizzy...oh...that's right...you can't afford to travel here, let alone afford to live here...so sad little boy...stay warm at home with mommy...

Best post of the year.

Hardrock69
08-30-2005, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
I think he knows he's completely owned now!


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Hardrock69
08-30-2005, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Mezro

Mezro...your mom, your girlfriend...same thing really, they both have to pay your way...

Dude, you said it perfectly...his mommy IS his girlfriend.

She taught him how to suck other men's pee-pees about 4 years ago when he was 3 years old, by sucking his!!!

So now he is 7 years old, and throws temper tantrums here on the Army forums when his mommy refuses to suck his little hairless pin-dick....and when men do not want to bother with a little boy...

:rolleyes:

Hardrock69
08-30-2005, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
What the fuck did I fail at??? Dude I know your trying to dive deep in my phycology....

There is no such word as 'phycology' in the English language


Originally posted by Jesterstar
You don't have the intellagence to break someone down mentally.

There is no such word as 'intellagence' in the English language


Originally posted by Jesterstar
I have the intellegence and ability to do that.

There is no such word as 'intellegence' in the English language


Originally posted by Jesterstar
Then you moved it just like I perdicted you power mad anus would do.

There is no such word as 'perdicted' in the English language.

But then what can we expect from a 7-year-old?
:rolleyes:

Hardrock69
08-30-2005, 04:37 PM
Poor little Jizzy Stool.....living in a fantasy world because his life is a pathetic excuse for a fucked up version of human existence.....

Christ, as much of a loser as he is, his mommy must truly be a loser for wanting suck his baby pee-pee.

I think he would benefit everyone who knows him by walking in front of a freight train....

Cathedral
08-30-2005, 04:42 PM
You can't buy entertainment like this anywhere at any price.

I'm going to write a Roth Army book with all of you as the stars, only you won't get any royalties, that's fookin priceless, baby!

Roth On!

Hardrock69
08-30-2005, 08:49 PM
Go for it!!!!

Ad some insult to JizzyStool's injury!!!

:cool:

WARF
08-30-2005, 08:52 PM
First hitch, now jesterstar.

This is a sad day for hitchworld!

Hardrock69
08-31-2005, 01:20 AM
Hey JizzyStool...you are a fucking pussy....

I could whip your sorry little ass just by looking at you....

Hell, I OWN you just by posting...even when I am posting about completely different subjects....

You are the most worthless pile of shit ever dropped upon the Earth...your mommy/girlfriend has to live with the horrible knowledge that she took a crap and it came to life and called her "Mommy"....

Fucking stupid loser asswipe.

I would be willing to bet you are the ugliest son of a bitch on the planet....

Little children probably run screaming when you walk down the sidewalk on your way to sucking cock at the School For The Developmentally Disabled....

That is why there are no mirrrors in your house...they shatter whenever you look at one....you are in debt to everyone for breaking the glass wherever you go just by looking at it....

Christ....why don't you get a fucking face lift and just have it removed entirely? It would be a vast improvement over your appearance now.....

At least people would not call the police to say some kind of 5-foot-tall mutant amphibian is hopping down the sidewalk and they want someone to come and shoot it.....

Hell, if anyone ever tried to take a photo of you to sell to The Weekly World News for an article about unsuccessful Circus Freaks, the camera would be permanently ruined, and anybody having to develop film of you would go insane and have to be locked up in the nut ward while jibbering mindlessly about the "Frog Monster with the Bloodshot Eye"....

Cathedral
08-31-2005, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
Go for it!!!!

Ad some insult to JizzyStool's injury!!!

:cool:

I'll share my profits with the rest of the cast though, lol.
Can't be all like that with my respected people's here. ;)

LOL

I may even resurrect my "B-Day Program" in his honor.
That is where i find out someone's birthday and hire muscle to show up at their house on that day, once a year, to beat the livin tar out of them.

Damn, can i be an asshole or what?

Hardrock69
08-31-2005, 01:44 AM
LMFAO!!!

Cathedral
08-31-2005, 01:48 AM
Hey, you'd be surprised what a crackhead will do for a few bucks.
And it's cheaper to find someone in their town to do the dirty work than it would be to do it myself, which is never out of the question either.

So be careful when there is a knock knock knockin on the cellar door, Jester, lol.

I don't make threats, I make promises....

fryingdutchman
08-31-2005, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...poor Jesterstar...once his mind shoots, he can't reload...a slow child who hides behind the support of mommy and girlfriend...

Jester's mind doesn't shoot...it dribbles.

I would imagine it's just like the product of his other head....

Jesterstar
08-31-2005, 09:02 AM
Another thread where I am controlling the subject. DANCE FOR ME MY OWNED BITCHES.

Hardrock69
08-31-2005, 09:58 AM
Who is the one dancing, toadie?

You would do backflips if it meant being allowed to give a crusty old filthy wino a blowjob....

FORD
08-31-2005, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...the only fight Jizzy gets into is for pole position at the soup kitchen...thrift store bitch who can only wish...

Jizzy's always in the "pole position", isn't he? ;)

Jimmy Jingles
08-31-2005, 11:11 AM
Yo JizzMiesterJ,

You still here? I thought maybe you got tired of having your ass handed to you over and over again yesterday. Oh well, we can continue...


http://home.comcast.net/~cacree/6.gif




Assclown.

LoungeMachine
08-31-2005, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
What the fuck did I fail at???


I have the intellegence and ability to do that. Your just projecting your failures onto me. But it isn't working because I haven't and didn't fail in life.



What have you failed at?

What have you ever done other than work a $12/hr job in a mail room and post bullshit lies on the web??

Everytime you get caught in another lie, you simply say "ha, your [sic] owned, I was only kidding"


"intellegence" ????

Ahh, sweet irony.

:D


HUKED ON FONIKS WURKED FUR ME - JizzySTOOL



Poor Ryan. Now even your cyber-life sucks.

Mezro
08-31-2005, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Jizzy's always in the "pole position", isn't he? ;)

He likes his non-dairy creamer right from the eye.

Mezro...but Dad, you said it was just like string cheese...

Hardrock69
08-31-2005, 02:10 PM
I am sure that Jizzy Stool's grandma is happy that he learned how to deep throat his daddy when he was 6...that meant she did not have to do it any more...

She much preferred ass-raping him with her strap-on....

Golden AWe
08-31-2005, 03:45 PM
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