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FORD
09-05-2005, 02:13 PM
The US Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George
W. Bush to honor his first term achievements. In daily use it has been
shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This has enraged the
President who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the
following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.
Nickdfresh
09-05-2005, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by FORD
The US Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George
W. Bush to honor his first term achievements...

Which were?:confused:
Mezro
09-05-2005, 02:23 PM
I could smear an envelope with feces and make my own George W. Bush stamp.

Mezro...at least my bowels have accomplished their mission...
FORD
09-05-2005, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Which were?:confused:

1) First "President" to be innagurated twice without being elected either time.

2) First "President" to get to office, not based on his own accomplishments, but those of his father.

3) First "President" to start his term with a half trillion dollar surplus and turn it into the worst deficit in history.

Just to name a few.
Nickdfresh
09-05-2005, 02:35 PM
This is the actual stamp:
http://vn.kominet.ru:8101/Pic/bush-chimp.jpg
Mezro
09-05-2005, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
This is the actual stamp:
http://vn.kominet.ru:8101/Pic/bush-chimp.jpg

ROTFLMFMEZROAO

Mezro...now this...this is something I would buy:D...LOL...
knuckleboner
09-05-2005, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by FORD
2) First "President" to get to office, not based on his own accomplishments, but those of his father.



i don't know...i'm sure ol' quincy adams had at least a LITTLE help from his old man...;)
frets5150
09-05-2005, 03:24 PM
This is the stamp :D
FORD
09-05-2005, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by knuckleboner
i don't know...i'm sure ol' quincy adams had at least a LITTLE help from his old man...;)

Yeah, forgot about them. Goddamn Adams Criminal Empire anyway. But at least the ACE made decent peanut butter....

http://www.jeffwerner.ca/images/journal/IMG_7487.jpg