EMINEM and his song "Ass like that"

[Golden AWe]

I gotta say this tune is good.

I cunt help it.

I gotta admit I larve this hip hop tune. I cunt help it, sorree.

The way you shake it,
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee
go...doing doing doing
I don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go...doing doing doing

The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jamz
I think someone’s at the door but I don’t think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE... d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human being
I have needs, I’m not done, not til I’m finished peeing
I’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees, I can’t get on the ground any further
It’s impossible for me, and do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B I sing song, it go Ringy Chong ah Ching Chong Chong Chong Ching
psyche, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If i'm offend, I’m sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love it

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee
go d-doing doing doing
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes...d-doing doing doing

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee Herman
This movie’s PG, Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee peen go d-doing doing doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go... d-doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings “get out” you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... d-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just baked cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I could say the word pee pee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
psyche, i joke i joke, I kid I kid.
I don’t think my joke is working I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my slinky go d-doing doing doing
So Gwen Stafani will you pee pee on me, Please
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee pee go d-doing doing doing

’ FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!

[Golden AWe]

...or tits like that.

[Mr Grimsdale]

d-doing doing doing

[Unchainme]

I'm in that Video,

"Do You Kiss 50 cent with that Mouth" :D

[Golden AWe]

I haven't seen the video YET...

[Soul Reaper]

....i've heard it.....and it annoys me immensely...idiot chavs keep on 'rapping' it at school.....i'm very Anti-Eminem.....but i haven't seen an ass like those on the video.....NICE!

[franksters]

the vid is excellent, sometime, I know i'm gonna get killed for saying this but eminem reminds me of David in is video, colourful, chicks, funny as hell.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by franksters
the vid is excellent, sometime, I know i'm gonna get killed for saying this but eminem reminds me of David in is video, colourful, chicks, funny as hell.

Actually, that one video of Eminem has straight sequence copies of Dave's "Just a gigolo"...

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
....i've heard it.....and it annoys me immensely...idiot chavs keep on 'rapping' it at school.....i'm very Anti-Eminem.....but i haven't seen an ass like those on the video.....NICE!

Well, I'd never buy a single album from this guy either...but I just gotta admit some of his humor stuff has actually been funny and catchy, and I'll stick to my opinion :)

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Well, I'd never buy a single album from this guy either...but I just gotta admit some of his humor stuff has actually been funny and catchy, and I'll stick to my opinion :)

yeah, they are catchy all right, probably just TOO catchy....it makes you want to hate them.

[stringfelowhawk]

I listen to everything. I'm not anti-rap or R&B. I just don't have an abundance of cds. Eminem has a sense of humor. He does jokingly talk about violence but its not the "straight outta compten" version. Loved NWA but all the shit that followed that kind of rap just makes me sick. Everyone says the same fucking thing, literally. Yet they keep getting record deals.
He may have a little childish humor in the songs but I think he's a hellova lyricist. Some are juvenile but he can write like a motherfucker. He is a very gifted writer. At least I think so. He's got a way to come up with stuff that no other r&b or rapper can cause he's good enough.

[stringfelowhawk]

"Stan"

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background
2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}
.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

That's not your typical rhyme pattern.

[Unchainme]

I hated what he did to Dream On, the guitar sole was the only cool part of that song, (Joe Perry Auctually did a new one for the song.).