I'm listening to Winger

[The Scatologist]

and you can't do shit about it

[DrMaddVibe]

translated...

I'm listening to shit and you can't do Winger about it!

[Mr. Vengeance]

"I'm listening to Winger"

I don't think that has ever been said before......

[Little Texan]

Are you Stewart from Beavis and Butthead?

[franksters]

that band is soooo fffffffffuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiii iiinnnnnnnnnnnn''''''''

GAY

[rustoffa]

This is probably the gratest thread title I've witnessed in a long time.

Fucking scortched-earth, in your face poygnancy.

Brilliant.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
and you can't do shit about it

Did y'all catch this? Suspension of disbelief!

[BITEYOASS]

You know back in 2003 when I was at Camp Pendleton for 10 months, my gf started to get obsessed with Kip Winger. Fuck, she even wanted me to drive her to his house, I told her NO WAY! I had to put my foot down on that situation. But luckily before I left for Iraq, me and her had some wild sex. So now Kip Winger doesn't cross her mind anymore. She just can't get enough of Mr. Happy and she's hornier than I am now. LOL

[Dirty Duck]

Is that the kid from Bevis and Butthead? Stuart..is that you?

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by Dirty Duck
Is that the kid from Bevis and Butthead? Stuart..is that you?

UH-HUH-HUH-HUH! YEAH, STUARTS A WUS, YEAH, HEGH-HEGH, HEGH-HEGH!

[The Scatologist]

She's only Seeeventeeeeeen

[degüello]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
I'm listening to Winger

You should be fucking shot.

[The Scatologist]

Someone needs to sticky this, so that the visitors to the music board are forever reminded of the awesomeness of Winger, for I listen to Winger, and I am awesome, which makes Winger a awesome band, worthy of my awesomeness.


So don't be waiting for love
'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on
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[POJO_Risin]

Winger is the greatest band of all time.

Just ask Kip.

[AsianPrince213]

Winger is not the greatest band of all time! Van Halen is the greatest band of all time!

Summer Nights!

[POJO_Risin]

Would you like me to delete my post, so you then could be talking to yourself...

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Winger is the greatest band of all time.

Just ask Kip.

I know its a joke...but if I had to pick any band NOT to listen to...they'd win that. I'd listen to The Offspring before Winger!

[The Scatologist]

You'd listen to Gwen Stephanie's Hollaback Girl before Winger?


Uh huh this is my shit.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S Bananas!

[DrMaddVibe]

I'd rather fuck Gwen than listen to Winger!

[Last_Child]

I've never heard Winger but I once saw the cover of one of their Records...

uhuhuhuh...

[Hardrock69]

I will say one thing positive about Winger.

ONE thing.

Reb Beach is a motherfucker of a guitarist.

I finally got to meet him when he was playing with Dokken in the late 90s.

Cool dude.

STILL a motherfucker of a guitarist.
:cool:

Aside from that, fuck Winger.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
You

So now Kip Winger doesn't cross her mind anymore.





Wanna bet? :cool:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by rustoffa
This is probably the gratest thread title I've witnessed in a long time.

Fucking scortched-earth, in your face poygnancy.

Brilliant.


Classic.

Reminds me of the scene in Dances With Wolves where the drunken Colonel stands up and exclaims to Lt. Dunbar......

"....I've just pissed in my pants........and there's nothing anyone can do about it....."



To your journey.....;)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
I'd rather fuck Gwen than listen to Winger!


Considering Gwen is almost a girl, that's quite a step forward for you there, Skippy.:rolleyes:

Remember, baby steps.:cool:

[Unchainme]

Hey Lounger, I don't mean to sound rude or anything but when are you going to answer my PM's I sent you a couple weeks a go.

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Wanna bet? :cool:

Oh trust me on this one, once I give my fiance a session with Mr. Happy, she's forgets all about Wingnut.

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Considering Gwen is almost a girl, that's quite a step forward for you there, Skippy.:rolleyes:

Remember, baby steps.:cool:

Stay on the pain meds...you made more sense!

[Dirty Duck]

We can ALL thank groups like Winger that helped bring the downfall of Metal in the 90's.....fuckers.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
and you can't do shit about it


Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
translated...

I'm listening to shit and you can't do Winger about it!

LMFAO....seriously, Winger had some great stuff.....I remember we had a 'Rocker Dance' over at a club in downtown T.O. called 'Rock n Roll Heaven' must've been '89 or '90.....had stuff like KISS' Heaven's On Fire and Winger's 'Cant Get Enough'.....anyone remember when Kip Winger was Alice Cooper's bassist??? Decent band....

[ALinChainz]

Their version of "Purple Haze" was horrible.

I did like "Down Incognito" and a couple other tunes.

Saw them in concert a couple times opening, Reb was the show.

[Last_Child]

Oy vey!

Winger on the Radio!