Falling down a flight of stairs isn't that bad.

[rustoffa]

I just fell down a flight of stairs and it really didn't suck that bad. Before any cuntclusions are jumped to, it had nothing to do with me. This fucking dog of mine had chewed up a chamois and left it laying on the second step...fucking full-on banana peel type shit.

The whole deal happened so fast and I was amazed how "alive" I felt afterwards. Is this fucking cliche more than meets the eye? No, I don't have a fucking black eye or anything. I got up, folded some clothes and that was basically it.

FYI: This fucking just happened. Don't read bullshit into it.

[MAX]

Don't sweat it Stoffa cos I do it all the time. :o

Except I'm usually pushed.

[Matt White]

:D "Falling down the stairs and landing on your feet"


Hope you don't hurt too much tomorrow Rus!!!

[diamondsgirl]

FDTSLMAO!

[Hardrock69]

Um...ya know that can actually cause you to DIE!

Feel fortunate my friend...
:cool:

[Cathedral]

Broken necks are a common side-effect of falling down stairs.

It's been awhile since i fell down the stairs, and it never happened when i was sober.
It pays to watch your step just in case a kid or pet leaves little surprises for us.

[fryingdutchman]

How many stairs are considered a "flight?"

Glad you're ok 'stoffa.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Matt White
Hope you don't hurt too much tomorrow Rus!!!


I hurt alright, but not physically. This shit has gotten blown out of proportion like y'all wouldn't believe.

So I get home earlier this evening, and the little woman is all like, "I guess you had a good time last night...I heard all the fucking crashing." There ya go...right fucking there...menstru-fucking-ration.

In her womb-clearing state of wackadoria, she made mountains out of stairs.

I'm like, "I just tripped over a chamois...you're lucky I didn't die falling down the stairs....nobody was partying."

You guessed it, the coo-day grah:

"Why don't you go try it again? I feel more lucky tonight."

I blew the shit off and made a Calgon joke.
:rolleyes:

[Dave's Bitch]

it smarts a bit though

[Romeo Delight]

"I just tripped over a chamois"...

I believe your story, but it sounds like an elaborate excuse.

Are you sure it wasn't cheesecloth, or a sheet of fabric softener.

I am not surprised your neighbours have their doubts :D