Pat Robertson does it again!!

[David Lee Rocks]

LOL, is this guy nuts or what?!! He said the other day that hurricane katrina happened because Ellen is hosting the Emmy awards!! Not only that, he also said that Ellen was also host of the emmys the year 911 happened too, therefore that was her fault too! God judging America for embracing Ellen!! LOL, cant we just throw these tv evangelists to the lions already? Or would that be wrong?

[ELVIS]

I'm sure that's not what he said...

[David Lee Rocks]

well, i did a search and typed in pat robertson blames ellen and it came up datelinehollywood.com, its on there and several other places, TO THE LIONS WITH THEM ALL!! LOL, kidding, just kidding, or am!?

[ELVIS]

You must smoke dope...

[twonabomber]

anyone who thinks Ellen is a good talk show host, or funny, is an idiot. so all you idiots, go ahead and tell us who you are.

[David Lee Rocks]

um, no i dont

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by ELVIS
You must smoke dope...

you know you're gettin' old when you start to sound like your parents. :D

[FORD]

Some other hate group already claimed that the hurricane happenned because some gay pride festival was scheduled that week.

Same hate, different idiot.

[David Lee Rocks]

its gettin pretty scary In this country when the government cant help the people in New Orleans but they can regulate tv and radio, and start wars, seems to me like hollywood cares more than these right wing dick wads

[ELVIS]

But the government is helping the people of New Orleans...

[David Lee Rocks]

about time, it took em long enough

[ELVIS]

I think the response has been amazing...

The mayor said New Orleans is over resourced at this point...

Don't believe everything the liberal media is feeding you...


:elvis:

[David Lee Rocks]

being liberal is the only sensible way to be,LOL

[ELVIS]

Whatever dude...

[FORD]

Originally posted by ELVIS

Don't believe everything the liberal media is feeding you...


:elvis:

I thought you said you didn't listen to Air America anymore? :confused:

[stringfelowhawk]

Pat Robertson opens his peter beaters WAY to often and then apologizes expecting everyone to accept it and wait till the next time he blames someone for what the fuck ever or calls for someone to be assassinated. He claims to be a "christian". If he's a christian I'm glad I stopped going to church cause this motherfucker is just about as extreme as Osama and his clan. When I was younger my grandmother would watch the 700 club everytime it came on and even as young as I was I could plainly tell he was a hypocrit. This man is a peice of shit. He needs to step down from his soap box cause he's been inhaling to many suds! If he died tomorrow I'd smile trying to imagine the look on his face when he realizes he forgot his sunblock. I guess he and W will be sharing a one bedroom brim stone in the exclusive seventh level of hell community, over looking the majestic "Lake Of Fire" with all the pleasures imaginable. It has all the comforts of his current bedroom such as chains, whips, blunt instruments, a roomy but adequate closet filled with all the skeletons of the people that were in the way. It has burning coal floors, a working year round fireplace, and a front side view of the ever beautiful "Valley Of Torture". All this at the unbelievably low price of their lost souls.
They're gonna be pissed when Luc, (the seller) slips the "Rainbow Clause" in the contract. Which states they must engage in nightly anal sex.

Of course, this is just my humble opinion.
Pat Robertson is the inspiration for Genesis' "Jesus, He Knows Me"!
W is so fuckin dumb the heat will probably change his mind about global warming. "Isn't it ironic?" "Don't you think?"

"Jesus, He Knows Me"

You see the face on the tv screen
Coming at you every sunday
See that face on the billboard
That man is me

On the cover of the magazine
There’s no question why I’m smiling
You buy a piece of paradise
You buy a piece of me

I’ll get you everything you wanted
I’ll get you everything you need
Don’t need to believe in hereafter
Just believe in me

Cos jesus he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been talking to jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
And he’s been telling me
Everything is alright

I believe in the family
With my ever loving wife beside me
But she don’t know about my girlfriend
Or the man I met last night

Do you believe in god
Cos that’s what I’m selling
And if you wanna get to heaven
I’ll see you right

You won’t even have to leave your house
Or get outta your chair
You don’t even have to touch that dial
Cos I’m everywhere

And jesus he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been talking to jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
Well he’s been telling me
Everything’s gonna be alright

Won’t find me practising what I’m preaching
Won’t find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of miracles
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don’t do as I do

I’m counting my blessings,
I’ve found true happiness
Cos I’m getting richer, day by day
You can find me in the phone book,
Just call my toll free number
You can do it anyway you want
Just do it right away

There’ll be no doubt in your mind
You’ll believe everything I’m saying
If you wanna get closer to him
Get on your knees and start paying

Cos jesus he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been talking to jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
Well he’s been telling me
Everything’s gonna be alright, alright

Jesus he knows me
Jesus he knows me, you know...

[5:01 am]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/katrina/robertson.asp


Claim: Pat Robertson said that Hurricane Katrina was caused by God's anger over the selection of lesbian comedienne Ellen Degeneres to host the upcoming Emmy Awards.

Status: False.

Example: [Dateline Hollywood, 2005]

ROBERTSON BLAMES HURRICANE ON CHOICE OF ELLEN DEGENERES TO HOST EMMYS

Lesbian is New Orleans native

Hollywood — Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God's way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year's Emmy Awards. "By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God's wrath," Robertson said on "The 700 Club" on Sunday. "Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?"

Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.

[Rest of article here.]

Origins: Good satire neatly straddles the divide between the believable and the incredible, and the Dateline Hollywood article quoted above achieved that balance so well that many readers mistook it for a straight news article. This acceptance was due in large part to U.S. evangelist Pat Robertson's history of making rather outrageous public statements on his 700 Club television program, including his recent call for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo
Chavez.

The satirical premise expressed in the original piece, that Mr. Robertson might make a connection between homosexuality and hurricanes, doesn't even require stretching the truth. During a 6 August 1998 broadcast of The 700 Club, Mr. Robertson addressed comments at participants of the Orlando, Florida, Gay Pride Festival, stating: "I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you."

Those not quite convinced that the Dateline Hollywood article really was intended as satire are invited to read that web publication's explanation of their history, starting with their founding in 360 BC as Gladiators Weekly.

Last updated: 12 September 2005


The URL for this page is http://www.snopes.com/politics/katrina/robertson.asp

[jcook11]

Originally posted by David Lee Rocks
LOL, is this guy nuts or what?!! He said the other day that hurricane katrina happened because Ellen is hosting the Emmy awards!! Not only that, he also said that Ellen was also host of the emmys the year 911 happened too, therefore that was her fault too! God judging America for embracing Ellen!! LOL, cant we just throw these tv evangelists to the lions already? Or would that be wrong?

Although throwing them to the lions would be funny, let them speak,the pure comedy is priceless

[ELVIS]

Maybe Ellen is the antichrist...


:elvis:

[jcook11]

Pat Robertson,Benny Hinn,Jimmy Swaggert are all retareded IMO.As for Ellen,Rosie O'donell Oprah,Dr.Phil and the rest I just don't find them entertaining or funny.....I don't give a rats ass if they are gay or straight

[David Lee Rocks]

maybe Pat Robertson is just jealous because Ellen gets more pussy than he does? LOL

[FORD]

Dr Phil is gay? :confused:

[FORD]

Originally posted by David Lee Rocks
maybe Pat Robertson is just jealous because Ellen gets more pussy than he does? LOL

I know I'm jealous, because of the pussy she's getting......

http://digilander.libero.it/kin74/Ally/Galleria/Img/nelle11.jpg

[David Lee Rocks]

Originally posted by FORD
I know I'm jealous, because of the pussy she's getting......

http://digilander.libero.it/kin74/Ally/Galleria/Img/nelle11.jpg

hehehehe

[POJO_Risin]

Who gives a fuck. Anyone who follows what Robertson says is a fucking retard anyways. Who gives a fucking hell what this guy says. Paying attention is nearly as fucking gay as actually watching.

[golden boy]

maybe Ellens girl buddy is the antichrist

[FORD]

Originally posted by golden boy
maybe Ellens girl buddy is the antichrist

If that's the case, Satan's probably going to see an increase in his quarterly membership drive.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by FORD
If that's the case, Satan's probably going to see an increase in his quarterly membership drive.

:D

[Nitro Express]

Yeah, Ellen did come out of the closet a few years ago. But she is one of the cleanest people on television. I mean her talk show doesn't dive into smut nor are her standup routines dirty. Ellen runs a clean ship and manages to be entertaining and funny without being dirty. A talent few people have these days. Plus, other than that one eposide years ago, Ellen keeps it in the bedroom. Kudos to her. She deserves all the nice pussy she can get and some thobbing huge cocks too.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by FORD
Dr Phil is gay? :confused:

There you go, FORD.

Your dream come true.

:gulp:

[FORD]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
There you go, FORD.

Your dream come true.

:gulp:

He's more your type. Far too conservative for me.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by FORD
Some other hate group already claimed that the hurricane happenned because some gay pride festival was scheduled that week.

Same hate, different idiot.

You also forgot the part about the casino's on the Gulf Coast being wrecked by God. God sent that hurricane to destroy those evil gambling institutions.

:gulp:

[FORD]

Didn't hear that one. Funny how those hurricanes never hit Vegas then ;)

[David Lee Rocks]

I agree, i do think Ellen is funny, some people may not but I dont care, some people dont like Dave either but fuck them too

[FORD]

Ellen's great. Very honest, decent human being who just happens to have a hotter girlfriend than most of the homophobes that hate her.

[ELVIS]

Her girlfriend is fugly and they are both going to Hell...

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Her girlfriend is fugly and they are both going to Hell...

Judge not, lest ye be judged, Gregory.....

[thome]

Originally posted by FORD
Ellen's great. Very honest, decent human being who just happens to have a hotter girlfriend than most of the homophobes that hate her.

I try not to address you directly but this is very gay of you.

All your trails soon be over.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by David Lee Rocks
LOL, is this guy nuts or what?!! He said the other day that hurricane katrina happened because Ellen is hosting the Emmy awards!! Not only that, he also said that Ellen was also host of the emmys the year 911 happened too, therefore that was her fault too! God judging America for embracing Ellen!! LOL, cant we just throw these tv evangelists to the lions already? Or would that be wrong?

What?

Makes sense to me.

Ellen Degeneres is obviously the downfall of the planet as we know it. After being subjected to her stupid fucking dance rituals on her stupid fucking talk show, I can see Pat's point.

9/11...hurricane Katrina...man, Ellen's a bitch, dude...

[thome]

In my own silly mind bisexuallity between women seems somewhat
understandable. I'm Sik like that?

Any hard core dike or fag stuff is ignoring the natural nature of sexuality.

Anyone promoting hetero as wrong or discriminating is to be ignored not illuminated.

Thats Robertsons gig and mine also.

I dont like Robertsons narrow view of everthing either so dont even....

[bueno bob]

I just hate Ellen Degeneres, personally. I can't figure out what exactly it is she's famous for. Not her humor, as she's not funny. Not her acting, as she can't act. Certainly not her dancing. Nor can she do a real interview.

Is she famous for being gay?

[thome]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I just hate Ellen Degeneres, personally. I can't figure out what exactly it is she's famous for. Not her humor, as she's not funny. Not her acting, as she can't act. Certainly not her dancing. Nor can she do a real interview.

Is she famous for being gay?

She is no diff than a token black in a 1920s movie steppin an fetchin
she that and nothing more.

She is the front for equality in deviant sexual behavior and in my freek brain part of a wave of women bent on the vilification of Men.

If people haven't noticed all the male bashing and deterioration of
male roles or smearing of the male as a role model.

Take notice.Its not just funny its down rite scary!

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I just hate Ellen Degeneres, personally. I can't figure out what exactly it is she's famous for. Not her humor, as she's not funny. Not her acting, as she can't act. Certainly not her dancing. Nor can she do a real interview.



X2. one of the most unfunny people on the friggin' planet. i don't care if she's a lesbo, i love lesbos. :D but she's so fucking unfunny that it's painful. the really funny thing is the audience that embraced her-the same anti-gay bunch that loved Rosie O'Donnell's show.

any guy who watches the Ellen talk show should have to turn in his penis.

[DLR'sCock]

Robertson is another lost soul who like so many have no idea what it is that God wants nor why they are here.


But in time, one can be found.....and there is plenty of time....

[David Lee Rocks]

Pat Robertson is In need of a good dick slapping,

[David Lee Rocks]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Her girlfriend is fugly and they are both going to Hell...

Elvix, I didnt know you were a bible beater

[David Lee Rocks]

I mean Elvis

[jcook11]

Have Eddie Izzard host he's funny and gay

[thome]

Every network has to have a GAY show its jus like quotas in the university system its stupid and if you put any other reality to it you be blind, dumb and well.......you know........stupid...

Prove to me that it is anything else i mean Anything?????? and ill send 100$
to GLADD an then proceed to turn in my Dik ...or walk around tucked under for a week....