Comedic Yet True Response To Katrina

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Anyone from my area in Mississippi who is tired of the overwhelming attention that only New Orleans received from the media will totally relate to the following comedic yet true response to Katrina:

-The hurricane only hit black family's property.

-New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.

-Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.

-New Orleans has no white people.

-The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.

-When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.

-The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now
the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city.

-White folks don't make good news stories.

-Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead
bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card
yet.

-Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.

-Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you
and give you money for being stupid.

Damn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks. The only way it could have
been worse was to be white.

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No sense of humor from the bleeding hearts I see.

[thome]

weres the humor thats just the true stories

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Originally posted by thome
weres the humor thats just the true stories

I like the way you think!

[Cathedral]

You left out the part where the white guy shows up with a boat and a debit card, then gets shot at trying to save a life and give them money for being stupid.


Sorry if that seems cold, but it did happen.
Ok, maybe the recuers didn't have debit cards but rescuers were shot at, and they were white rescuers in every instance i saw on the tube.

I still can't believe people were shot at while trying to save people.

And it is racism, sort of. i mean some blacks acted in the exact fashion a racist expects them too.
It kind of reminds me of that kid in the woods who cried wolf.

It's not funny actually, it's really sad to be honest.
but if some minorities would stop acting like the lowest common denominator looking for a free ride, maybe things would begin to improve for them.

You can't catch bee's with vinegar... ;)

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Agreed Cathedral.