The thome translator thread

[thome]

So im like this i got this girl rite shes so fine

Im like got these tickets to Dave in the Rock Show
So Im lets get it on baby im gonna take you there

Rite on the show was so good thanks, Dave.

[DABSR]

gotta lay off the pipe man ...it's fryin' the grey matter.

[thome]

Originally posted by DABSR
gotta lay off the pipe man ...it's fryin' the grey matter.
Makes perfect sense to me, What Up??????



:p :p

[Hardrock69]

slobber makes perfect sense to a retard....
:D

[thome]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
slobber makes perfect sense to a retard....
:D Some of yer stuff is wakkadoo .

you aint too bad jus alil twisted

[rustoffa]

So, umm....you got tickets to the Dave show thome?

How much were they?

Ever notice how Dave doesn't offer 500 dollar meet and greet packages? It'd be weird if he did...

"I ain't eatin' nothin' off that green room buffet...he was leanin' on it with the assless chaps on, and right before that I heard a toilet flush!"

[thome]

Rustoffa, this was my 7 Martini lunch day and i was playing some Dave
and remembering a girl i went with to his concert in KC few years back.

Jus a lil sentimental and alot Drunk thankin Dave- post time frame-
thru the Magic Airways of Cosmic Desbris.He understands these things?

2/3 Stoli
1/3 Malibu Rum
Sm cocktail glass (4oz)
Fill w/ Ice Let the good time s ROLL!

Im calling it a Dream Weaver In homage to DreamWeaver wich i heard
for the first time digital and realized it was the best bassline i think id
ever heard.
I also got two new 6inch 4hm speakers for my surround that day.
It was a ACTION PACKED DAY BABY!!!!!!

[thome]

Thats like 20 drinks OOPS i need Help!!Or some more,Yep thats it.

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS!

[rustoffa]

I hope this pans out.
If you come across something from ANY forum, simply quote the thome stream of consciousness post in here for a full explanation.

I, for one, will use this fucking thread.

Thanks to thome for making this happen.

[thome]

Dear Thome, you so crazy!

[EbDawson]

Somewhere, there's a village missing an idiot.

[thome]

Originally posted by EbDawson
Somewhere, there's a village missing an idiot.
That's so sad, where is it ,maybe i can go help. you know do my
part to stem the tide of villages missing idiots.

So this village is it near Hooterville because last i knew there was some
idiot living in the Douglas barn who could idiot his ass off a real pro,
this guy ,yep, nuttin like him in the whole world First class idiot.

I remember once at Idiot U. they spoke of him w/ great admiration,
of his ability to idiot .yep .a real natural idiot.

The city i live in is low on Duche bags to many class acts around here.

Any ideas?

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by thome

Any ideas?

A cold Draft and some hot wings.

Are you really 44? I'll bet you had some wild times back in the 80's.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by thome
Girl we ben made for this sins we been born.;

thats it thats it

Ok, it's lyrics. I got that much...

Is there deeper meaning though? Like, are you gonna' "go deep" later tonight with a date?

Are you and some chick fixin' to rob a bank or a Fells Wargo truck?

Wot gives?
:confused:

[thome]

Originally posted by EbDawson
A cold Draft and some hot wings.

Are you really 44? I'll bet you had some wild times back in the 80's.

An Eighties.......... Pfffffffftt ....cmon ........there was no eighties i'd remember it.

Jeez........ eighties
I do remember when the timeing was perfect

Paradise was down the wire.

The roads led everywhere, consumed with desire.

Simply put the timeing was the wire.

Yeh.. faster than most
everybody was up all night..Yeh

See her......... thru the wire.

calling .......calling.........

I gotta put this too some slow down Pee Wee Crayton...

[Little Texan]

Thome's posts are only slightly more understandable than bobgnote's posts.

[Ally_Kat]

we need to get you to one of those step programs.

[Douglas T.]

THOMISMS are brainfood!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by thome
Rustoffa, this was my 7 Martini lunch day and i was playing some Dave
and remembering a girl i went with to his concert in KC few years back.

Jus a lil sentimental and alot Drunk thankin Dave- post time frame-
thru the Magic Airways of Cosmic Desbris.He understands these things?

2/3 Stoli
1/3 Malibu Rum
Sm cocktail glass (4oz)
Fill w/ Ice Let the good time s ROLL!

Im calling it a Dream Weaver In homage to DreamWeaver wich i heard
for the first time digital and realized it was the best bassline i think id
ever heard.
I also got two new 6inch 4hm speakers for my surround that day.
It was a ACTION PACKED DAY BABY!!!!!!

Dream Weaver...great song...great drink...I'll have one :)

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Thome has been off the lead and pie lately :(

[Dan]

Thome Crazy,whatever people.:)