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Sarge
09-27-2005, 04:12 AM
One of the 3 channels that we are allowed to watch here... and I am lucky to be in an area where we have a satellite.. is FOX NEWS.

After spending the last 10 months watching an hour or so of news a day.. I can honestly say i have no clue about what the fuck is going on in the world today.

There just isn't any news on that channel!

I can't tell you about what the fuck is going on in the world .. but I can tell you about..

1. Some Feeding Tube Chick
2. The Michael Jackson Trial
3. The Runaway Bride
4. Scott Peterson
5. Hurricanes.. both of them.
6. The Aruba woman who was kidnapped..
7. The chick that camped out at the Crawford Ranch

I think you could be more informed by reading this forum everyday for an hour than watching FOX NEWS.

Plus.. everything is like a catostrophe.. with he way they report stuff..

Fuck It All To Hell..
Sarge

fryingdutchman
09-27-2005, 05:19 AM
Good to hear from you Sarge!

FOX does indeed blow.

Any network that employees Geraldo Rivera instantly loses all credibility.

And Shepard Smith is a tool.

Seshmeister
09-27-2005, 05:22 AM
Maybe that's why they let you see FOX.

ELVIS
09-27-2005, 06:07 AM
Good morning to you too, Sarge...

From hurricane ravaged Lousy-ana...

FOX is only good after you've already watched the news...


:elvis:

ODShowtime
09-27-2005, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by Sarge
I think you could be more informed by reading this forum everyday for an hour than watching FOX NEWS.

Plus.. everything is like a catostrophe.. with he way they report stuff..

Sarge

Yeah, it's a little suspicious when they have a NEWS ALERT!!! every day at 5PM sharp. :rolleyes:

Cathedral
09-27-2005, 08:47 AM
I only watch it for the chicks, CNN too...

What up Sarge?
And i do get most of my information on this site of your's, otherwise i'd be in the dark too.

Porn isn't very informative, but boy does it squash the tension.

BigBadBrian
09-27-2005, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by Cathedral
I only watch it for the chicks, CNN too...



Most network and cable news broadcasts are basically the same when you get right down to it...including the foreign ones.

Most Internet sites are getting to be the same way.

It's all about the ratings. It's pretty bad when I go to some of the British or European sites and their main stories are the U.S. kidnapping stories (Aruba chick) or the hurricanes. Don Henley's song "Dirty Laundry" comes to mind:

"I make my living off the Evening News
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam
in her eye
It's interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do "The Innuendo"
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing
We all know that Crap is King
Give us dirty laundry!

Hardrock69
09-27-2005, 09:26 AM
No shit.

It is interesting to note the news that is actually available (reality) and the news that is allowed to be broadcast (selective reality = fiction some of the time).

Nickdfresh
09-27-2005, 09:35 AM
Sadly, I'm beginning to believe there's more truth in COMEDY CENTRAL's "news" hour with Jon STEWART. Even The ONION predicts events better than actual news does.

Roy Munson
09-27-2005, 11:20 AM
I watch it for the chicks, too.

I'd love to have Jane Skinner's luscious lips wrapped around my...

FORD
09-27-2005, 11:53 AM
Can you get Al Jazeera with English subtitles over there? It would be interesting to compare them to FAUX directly and see which has the more ridiculous propaganda.

Unfortunately CNN and MSRNC are almost as bad anymore.

Can you get the BBC over there?

thome
09-27-2005, 12:11 PM
Its the same as all to me but when jeraldo over hypes everything
like a cheesy Soap Star i laugh so hard a bust a rib.Why he is still
is seen as Action reporter is bizarre

Sarge
09-27-2005, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Cathedral
I only watch it for the chicks, CNN too...

What up Sarge?
And i do get most of my information on this site of your's, otherwise i'd be in the dark too.

Porn isn't very informative, but boy does it squash the tension.

A healthy dose of PORN will keep a man strong.
What's up Cat and Elvis..

Sarge
09-27-2005, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Can you get Al Jazeera with English subtitles over there? It would be interesting to compare them to FAUX directly and see which has the more ridiculous propaganda.

Unfortunately CNN and MSRNC are almost as bad anymore.

Can you get the BBC over there?

I am in Qutar.. right now.
It's a country next to our friends the saudi's (hahha)
On a 4 day pass.
Tanning my beanbags, swimming, working out.. watching movies. It's great.
They have the BBC in Qutar but not in Tikrit.
The BBC has some hot chicks on it!!

Good thing is.. we have ESPN as one of the 3 channels.
I can tell you all about sports!
They show every Sunday game as well.
They play "Shortcuts" which is the full game condinsed to 30 mins. They cut out all of the timeouts and inbetween play time.

Sarge

Phil theStalker
09-27-2005, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Sarge
I am in Qutar.. right now.
It's a country next to our friends the saudi's (hahha)
On a 4 day pass.
Tanning my beanbags, swimming, working out.. watching movies. It's great.
They have the BBC in Qutar but not in Tikrit.
The BBC has some hot chicks on it!!

Good thing is.. we have ESPN as one of the 3 channels.
I can tell you all about sports!
They show every Sunday game as well.
They play "Shortcuts" which is the full game condinsed to 30 mins. They cut out all of the timeouts and inbetween play time.

Sarge
They almost shot Geraldo Rivera f4or saying where he wuz at.:D


:spank:

FORD
09-27-2005, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Phil theStalker
They almost shot Geraldo Rivera f4or saying where he wuz at.:D


:spank:

While I don't approve of murdering reporters, that certainly wouldn't have been a great loss to the world.

Nitro Express
09-27-2005, 02:55 PM
Saudi Prince Buys Large Share of Fox News
16:55 Sep 25, '05 / 21 Elul 5765


(IsraelNN.com) Saudi Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal has purchased 5.46 percent of the Fox corporation, according to Gulf Daily News, raising concern that the conservative Fox News may soften its anti-terror stance due to the views of the new shareholder.

Al-Waleed, the nephew of the late Saudi King Fahd, was in the news when he visited the World Trade Center's remains just after the September 11th attacks and offered then-New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani a $10 million check for relief efforts. Al-Waleed then released a statement blaming US foreign policy and support for Israel for the attacks.

Giuliani returned the prince's check with a statement that, "There is no moral equivalent for this attack. The people who did it lost any right to ask for justification when they slaughtered . . . innocent people ... Not only are those statements wrong, they're part of the problem."

bueno bob
09-27-2005, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by FORD
While I don't approve of murdering reporters, that certainly wouldn't have been a great loss to the world.

I don't think anybody would be crying over the loss of Geraldo.

Well, except maybe Bette Midler ;)

Glad to hear you got some time off, Sarge - enjoy it :)

Nitro Express
09-27-2005, 03:09 PM
Hey, how come they didn't put you up at that luxery resort in Dubi where Michael Jackson hides out at?

Nitro Express
09-27-2005, 03:10 PM
Geraldo is almost as bad as Sammy Hagar. I would like to have their faces painted on the bottom of my toilet.

DLR'sCock
09-27-2005, 08:05 PM
Hey Sarge bro!!! Stay safe out there, and be well.


Oh yeah, FOX cough "news" cough is for fucking morons.......

Unchainme
09-27-2005, 08:12 PM
Sarge,Hope you are doing alright in Iraq, I've never really hadn't got any chance to meet you on the boards and I'm sure you have no idea who the hell I am. I have heard all these things about you though and can't wait to fully meet you when you come back in 06.

God Bless You For What You Are Doing For This Country and Please for the love of God Keep Safe

UNCHAINME

ODShowtime
09-27-2005, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Can you get Al Jazeera with English subtitles over there?

somehow I think that might be bad for morale

Va Beach VH Fan
09-27-2005, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
I watch it for the chicks, too.

I'd love to have Jane Skinner's luscious lips wrapped around my...

Nah, give me Kirin Chetry.... :D

ELVIS
09-27-2005, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by FORD
While I don't approve of murdering reporters, that certainly wouldn't have been a great loss to the world.

Now, that wasn't very nice...

Cathedral
09-27-2005, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Sarge
A healthy dose of PORN will keep a man strong.
What's up Cat and Elvis..

You ain't kiddin' either. I could punch a hole through a sasquatch with either arm. I learned to alternate and make a workout out of it, lmmfao.

I've been trying to download my CruiseFest pictures to my pc. but i set the resolution so high that the pc runs out of memory and i can't edit them just yet. makes no sens eto me, but it shows a low on memory message and just locks up everytime i try and load them.
There good shots too, lots of nekkedness up close and personal.
The Mopar Nationals was a let down and all i got were cool cars.

But, i ordered a new system (with gaming in mind) and it should be here between the 3rd and 8th of Rothtober.
I'll get them edited and posted for everyone's enjoyment then.

ELVIS
09-27-2005, 09:50 PM
Makes no sens eto me neither...;)


:elvis:

ELVIS
09-27-2005, 09:51 PM
You're a gamer ??

Throw that shit away and play guitar...

I'm still a Mopar freak though...


:elvis:

rustoffa
09-27-2005, 10:05 PM
Check out Shep busting his fucking ass.....

Video of Shepard Smith busting his ass @ the speed of live (http://homepage.mac.com/mkoldys/iblog/C168863457/E20050923224240/)

Terry
09-27-2005, 10:05 PM
Fox News reports rumor on top of supposition on top of assumptions, and presents it all as if it were fact. Just watching the Katrina coverage reinforced that notion in my mind. About the only good things on it are Laurie Due/Dew/Whatever that blonde chick with the perma bj lipsticked mouth is called, and that Fox and Friends Edie/Edy/Whatever that OTHER chick with the perma bj lipsticked mouth who sits between her male co-anchors (Shit and Head) is called.

Sad part is CNN, MSNBC and CNBC have been taking cues from the network in terms of format. But Fox is the most egregious in terms of having talk show hosts who have zero ability to listen to what their guests say and think before they respond.

I tend to turn to Fox for comic relief. EVERYTHING they report on accents 'danger', and the way the network constantly overhypes the danger factor in all of life's endeavors...just a chicken-little approach to journalism that is an obvious ploy to boost ratings and the GOP.
Fair and balanced my ass.

Cathedral
09-27-2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Makes no sens eto me neither...;)


:elvis:

~Ha Ha~ Oooop's!

Well im not really a gamer, I'm a Simulator guy.
I used to be in an online racing league until the technology outgrew my system. but i want to get back into that over the winter.

I'm also a huge Flight Sim geek, so much that i may actually learn to fly a real plane in the next couple of years.
It's just rather expensive and now is not the time.

And i've been playing guitar every day for the last couple of weeks for some reason. I'd like to buy me a new cheap electric/acoustic and it just so happens that throughout Rothtober Guitar Center has a couple of nice one's for 50% off.

So there, I am a man of many interests to occupy my time.
I know all too well about burning out on stuff, varied interests is a good thing.

ELVIS
09-27-2005, 11:44 PM
I have many myself...


:elvis:

Cathedral
09-27-2005, 11:57 PM
Sanity isn't supported by sameness, lmmfao.

Same goes for Fox News.
That shit with Shep hitting the ground...well, let's just say that being on his knees isn't a new thing for him...so i hear.

Is the dude really gay?

They did get two home grown folks recently.
Carol McKinley and Bill Hemmer used to work for the local news stations here many moons ago.
Bill started his career here, and Carol was a hard core drinker in her day. she used to look much better though, age is a bitch and her miles are hard one's.

She won't last at Fox though, she just doesn't look happy.
Being as she was a lead anchor here, she just looks pissed to be in the field, lol.

ELVIS
09-28-2005, 12:12 AM
I doub't Shep is Gay, FORD is just jealous...


:elvis:

BigBadBrian
09-28-2005, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by Terry


I tend to turn to Fox for comic relief.

You lead an interesting life. :rolleyes:

Terry
09-28-2005, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian
You lead an interesting life. :rolleyes:


What I do works for me. All that matters in the end.

By the way,:fucku2:

Regards,
Myself

thome
07-16-2006, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Sarge
One of the 3 channels that we are allowed to watch here... and I am lucky to be in an area where we have a satellite.. is FOX NEWS.

After spending the last 10 months watching an hour or so of news a day.. I can honestly say i have no clue about what the fuck is going on in the world today.

There just isn't any news on that channel!

I can't tell you about what the fuck is going on in the world .. but I can tell you about..

1. Some Feeding Tube Chick
2. The Michael Jackson Trial
3. The Runaway Bride
4. Scott Peterson
5. Hurricanes.. both of them.
6. The Aruba woman who was kidnapped..
7. The chick that camped out at the Crawford Ranch

I think you could be more informed by reading this forum everyday for an hour than watching FOX NEWS.

Plus.. everything is like a catostrophe.. with he way they report stuff..

Fuck It All To Hell..
Sarge

I will say one thing Sarges Post on the fact of learning in the Front is spot on .
With all the infighting and BS mine and everyone elses somewhere in the fog of confusion the truth is found.

The Front is a Important Forum and I am not allways correct but i may
be with this post.

Nickdfresh
10-08-2006, 07:34 PM
Bump!

LoungeMachine
10-08-2006, 08:02 PM
Hmmm

UltraDoucheVH or Sarge.......

Who has more cred?

LoungeMachine
10-08-2006, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Bump!


I just hope you were searching the archives for "FOX" and not "Monster Elephant Cocks":D