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rustoffa
09-29-2005, 01:15 AM
link (http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0928gas-siphoning28-ON.html)

Maybe he just needed some gas to go buy some crank?

Associated Press
Sept. 28, 2005 08:20 AM

MUNCIE, Ind. - If you're going to steal gas, you might want to stay awake.

Police in Muncie, Ind., report they found a man who fell asleep while siphoning gasoline into a 55-gallon tank in the back of his van.

The manager of a Swifty Gas station noticed the white van when he got to work Tuesday morning and called the cops. Police say the suspect was catching some "Z's" next to the 55-gallon drum and a battery operated pump.

He was arrested on theft and gun charges. Police say the gas was worth about 150 dollars.

Romeo Delight
09-29-2005, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by rustoffa
link (http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0928gas-siphoning28-ON.html)

Maybe he just needed some gas to go buy some crank?

Associated Press
Sept. 28, 2005 08:20 AM

MUNCIE, Ind. - If you're going to steal gas, you might want to stay awake.

Police in Muncie, Ind., report they found a man who fell asleep while siphoning gasoline into a 55-gallon tank in the back of his van.

The manager of a Swifty Gas station noticed the white van when he got to work Tuesday morning and called the cops. Police say the suspect was catching some "Z's" next to the 55-gallon drum and a battery operated pump.

He was arrested on theft and gun charges. Police say the gas was worth about 150 dollars.


A clarification:

Theory 2) What makes the gas pump stop when the tank is full.

Little elves live inside the handle of the pump. The gas fumes make them really sleepy, so they pass out. When you start the pump, the elves fall out of the pump into your gas tank. They then wake up, and try to climb out of the tank. Of course, being small, they cannot reach the top, and have to swim around in the gasoline until it reaches the top of the tank. When the gas gets to the top, the elves climb out of the tank, and back into the nozzle of the pump, and hit a shutoff valve. They then go back to sleep.

Glad to be of assistance

Seshmeister
09-29-2005, 10:23 AM
I did wonder.


Thanks!:)

Nitro Express
09-29-2005, 03:02 PM
He probably had one of those little 1/4" siphon hoses they sell at stores. Those fuckers take for ever to drain a tank. Hey, watching gas go through a tube isn't like you're watching some chick moaning and screaming because the Big Chillie dog porn star is reaming the hell out of her with his 12" long cock.