View Full Version : Bible's 4 Horsemen Ask For Directions In Paris
Matt White
10-01-2005, 09:49 PM
PARIS - A funny thing happened on the way to Doomsday - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse got lost and had to ask for directions!
That is the wild story of a French police officer who claims that one of the fearsome riders trotted up to him on the roadside and sheepishly asked, "Do you know the way to Rome?"
"It was the one on a red horse, holding a broad-sword. I guess that must be the Second Horseman, the War guy," highway patrolman Michel Clenard told a Paris newspaper.
"I was totally taken aback. I mean, these guys are supposed to be determining the fate of all mankind - but they seem to have no Earthly idea where they're going. And I didn't know whether to point them in the right direction or send them on a wild goose chase."
According to prophecies in the Holy Bible, a warning sign that the end of the world is near will be the arrival of four mysterious horsemen, representing the major calamities that will plague man in the last days - war, famine, pestilence and death (Rev. 6:2-8).
The uncanny encounter took place 13 miles outside Paris on the highway from Dijon. Officer Clenard was assisting a female motorist whose auto had broken down on the side of the road, when he first spotted the hooded horsemen and their giant steeds.
"They had stopped on the other side of the road and they were arguing over their map about which way to go," said Officer Clenard. "I was concerned because cars were whizzing by really fast and the horses seemed like they were getting anxious."
Officer Clenard said eventually one of the horsemen was sent over to his patrol car.
"The guy seemed reluctant and when he got close enough for me to recognize him from illustrations in my Bible, I understood why," he said. "The guys are supposed to be these big, bad harbingers of doom - asking for help must have been humiliating."
Officer Clenard said the Second Horseman spoke in an antiquated form of French.
"I advised him to keep his sword sheathed and I gave him directions, but I'm not sure he got them right," the cop said. "When the riders took off, two of them headed the wrong way!"
Wolverine
10-02-2005, 12:27 AM
Not smart, not smart. MATT WHITE, what the fuck are you thinking? Not much obviously-You\'re too smart for this and a good moderator.Shutup and listen.We shall ride and you soon will see and feel the wrath. It is time and I\'d take cover if I was you. This is the REAL DEAL. the rider is coming and Hell follows with him.
Matt White
10-02-2005, 12:36 AM
Grow up................
Wolverine
10-02-2005, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by Matt White
Grow up................
Excuse me? wtf! I was giving you a FAIR WARNING MATT WHITE and I thought youd have been a little more appreciative? Besides that sonny boy, its not me or others reading comic books and making a mockery around here. This is the REAL DEAL and the riders are coming and Hell follows with them.
Matt White
10-02-2005, 01:00 AM
Hows the view up on that Soap Box?
And I got your "Sonny Boy" right here Slugger.........
Wolverine
10-02-2005, 01:09 AM
:(
Poor Soony Boy. Cant say I didn\'t try with you and you seemed so smart to? Now get back to kneeling before someone. That is the job you do right? sheep pen. What a joke.
Matt White
10-02-2005, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by Wolverine
:(
Poor Soony Boy. Cant say I didn\'t try with you and you seemed so smart to? Now get back to kneeling before someone. That is the job you do right? sheep pen. What a joke.
BOY....haven't heard this angle before.............
Step up to the plate slugger.....you ain't the first...you won't be the last....and you ain't the best.........
Wolverine
10-02-2005, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by Matt White
BOY....haven\'t heard this angle before.............
Step up to the plate slugger.....you ain\'t the first...you won\'t be the last....and you ain\'t the best.........
And to think I thought you had something to bring? ROTF. OK BOY, you\'ll see and I\'m finished with you for now. Get back on your knees and stay put there...What a hardass.
Matt White
10-02-2005, 01:24 AM
That's what I thought junior.......now jump back on that "horse" and ride back out to the kiddie ranch........
"IN ORDER TO BE THE MAN 'YA GOTTA BEAT THE MAN"
Really On Fire
10-02-2005, 01:26 AM
he that believes shall be saved
he that believeth not shall be damned
do you hear the footsteps?
Wolverine
10-02-2005, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by Really On Fire
he that believes shall be saved
he that believeth not shall be damned
do you hear the footsteps?
I guess this guy MATT WHITE doesn\'t. and he seemed like one of the smarter ones...
Matt White
10-02-2005, 01:31 AM
My ROTH credentials are in order...I'm not gonna sweat it......
golden boy
10-02-2005, 01:51 AM
the rapture didnt even happen yet so we still have a least seven years.
golden boy
10-02-2005, 01:52 AM
hi matt
Matt White
10-02-2005, 01:54 AM
Sup GB?
You headin' to the SOO in Nov to see DAVE?
I can't make it...work is too busy.....:mad:
DAMN!!!
golden boy
10-02-2005, 01:58 AM
probably not but one of these days we will party again.
golden boy
10-02-2005, 02:00 AM
AND DRINKS WILL BE ON ME
golden boy
10-02-2005, 02:01 AM
maybe the four horseman will be drinking to, its better than fighting
Matt White
10-02-2005, 02:09 AM
Damn Straight on that Bro!
I can't wait 'till the next time DAVE plays the MOTOR CITY!!!:rockit2:
By the last breath of the fourth winds blow
Better raise your ears
The sound of hooves knocks at your door
Lock up your wife and children now
It's time to wield the blade
For now you have got some company
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four Horsemen ride
or choose your fate and die
You have been dying since the day
You were born
You know it has all been planned
The quartet of deliverance rides
A sinner once a sinner twice
No need for confession now
Cause now you have got the fight of your life
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four Horsemen ride
or choose your fate and die
Time
has taken its toll on you
The lines that crack your face
Famine
Your body it has torn through
Withered in every place
Pestilence
For what you have had to endure
And what you have put others through
Death
Deliverance for you for sure
There is nothing you can do
So gather round young warriors now
and saddle up your steeds
Killing scores with demon swords
Now is the death of doers of wrong
Swing the judgment hammer down
Safely inside armor blood guts and sweat
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four Horsemen ride
or choose your fate and die
Well they were given the grapes that go ripe in the sun
That loosen the screws at the back of the tongue
But they told no one where they had begun-four horsemen
They were given al lthe foods of vanity
And all the instant promises of immortality
But they bit the dust screamin' insanity!-four horsemen
One was over the edge, one was over the cliff
One was lickin' em dry with a bloody great spliff
When they picked up the hiker he didn't want the lift
From the horsemen
But you!
You're not searching, are you now?
You're not looking anyhow
You're never gonna ride that lonely mile
Or put yourself up on trial
Oh, you told me how your life was so bad
An' I agree that it does seem sad
But that's the price that you gotta pay
If you're lazing all around all day
Four horsemen coming right through
Four horsemen and they're pissing by you
They make you look like you're wearing a truss
Four horsemen and it's gonna be us
Well they gave us everything for bending the mind
And we cleaned out their pockets and we drank 'em blind
It's a long way to the finish so don't get left behind
By those horsemen
And they gave us the grapes that went ripe in the sun
That loosen the scews at the back of the tongue
But we still told nothing 'bout what was to come
Four horsemen
Wolverine
10-02-2005, 03:49 AM
Yes. FORD has always known what we\'re talking about and why such a need for crusade. Sheep aint defined in a little boys club.
The word had a meaning once and that was to destroy them and not to coddle them.
We\'re sick of people acting like Mary had a little bo peep and lost her fucking sheep.
Do you hear the footsteps?
Soul Reaper
10-02-2005, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by Wolverine
Do you hear the footsteps?
Why are these aliases so obsessed with footsteps?!
Yes, the footsteps of your mommy coming to call you for your daily breast feed....
Satan
10-02-2005, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Why are these aliases so obsessed with footsteps?!
Yes, the footsteps of your mommy coming to call you for your daily breast feed....
Trust the Devil on this one..... you don't fuck with the footsteps... or with anyone using an "On Fire" alias.
Don't worry though..... they ain't sheep. Not by a long shot. Just a bunch of wild and crazy guys Eternally Under the Authority of Satan. :)
Matt White
10-02-2005, 02:33 PM
They took the left at Albuquerque.........
Satan
10-02-2005, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by Wolverine
This is the REAL DEAL and the riders are coming and Hell follows with them.
Hell is in da house :cool:
Matt White
10-02-2005, 06:16 PM
Cool......I'll make sure the BBQ is fired up..............
Nickdfresh
10-02-2005, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by Wolverine
Excuse me? wtf! I was giving you a FAIR WARNING MATT WHITE and I thought youd have been a little more appreciative? Besides that sonny boy, its not me or others reading comic books and making a mockery around here. This is the REAL DEAL and the riders are coming and Hell follows with them.
Originally posted by Wolverine
Yes. FORD has always known what we\'re talking about and why such a need for crusade. Sheep aint defined in a little boys club.
The word had a meaning once and that was to destroy them and not to coddle them.
We\'re sick of people acting like Mary had a little bo peep and lost her fucking sheep.
Do you hear the footsteps?
Sick of it? Mmmm'kay, Mr. 464 posts. You're going to tell us how it is? Uh-don't think so pal...This is no longer AAA ball, it's now MLB league. Keep saying it, but you have no cred. You're nothing here. You started it, we'll end it.
Can YOU hear the footsteps?
Nickdfresh
10-02-2005, 08:49 PM
http://www.monkeycash.com/images/horsebang.jpg
Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!
Soul Reaper
10-03-2005, 11:24 AM
I'm so glad you didn't enlarge that pic, NICK....
Soul Reaper
10-03-2005, 11:24 AM
...is that actually a horse sex site?
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
...is that actually a horse sex site?
Since you're a minor, there's no way to legally answer that question.
Matt White
10-03-2005, 12:34 PM
"That is a severe behavioral DISORDER!!!!!"
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