These Songs Can Turn You Gay

[Matt White]

PSYCHOLOGISTS nationwide are reporting a disturbing trend among new, formerly heterosexual, patients -- they heard specific songs that apparently turned them gay.

And the more times they hear these songs, the gayer they become. The tunes mentioned most frequently as being responsible for such gay brainwashing include:

YMCA, In the Navy, or Macho Man -- The Village People

I'm Coming Out -- Diana Ross

Constant Craving -- k.d. lang

Outside -- George Michael

Over the Rainbow -- Judy Garland

"Why Can't This Be Love, or Feels So Good---Van Hagar

I'm Too Sexy -- Right Said Fred

I Will Survive -- Gloria Gaynor

Saturday Night Fever -- and anything else by the Bee Gees

Dancing Queen -- Abba

It's Raining Men -- The Weather Girls

Supermodel -- RuPaul

Believe -- Cher

Love to Love You -- Donna Summer

Vogue -- Madonna

Relax -- Frankie Goes to Hollywood

I Will Always Love You -- Whitney Huston

That's the Way I Like It -- KC and the Sunshine Band

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go -- Wham

I'm So Excited -- Pointer Sisters

Psychologist Dr. Todd Snider, author of the upcoming book, Don't Let Music Turn You Gay, recommends that if any of these songs start playing, "Turn them off immediately, leave the room, and start listening to any music by Ted Nugent, Ozzy Osbourne, Van Halen or Frank Sinatra.

If it's too late, check into the nearest hospital emergency room as soon as possible.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Why isn't Karma Chameleon on the list?

No testo in that flitty ditty.

[saint]

I think I will pick up a copy of that book. He seems like a fairly reliable and knowledgeable person.

Where did he get his Diploma of Psychology? www.psychology_giploma.com

Does anybody take this shit seriously?

[Nickdfresh]

BILL LUMBERGH's not gonna' be happy about this...

[BITEYOASS]

WTF?!?! they didn't include "Don't stop me now" by Queen! Now that song will make you turn gay, and really doesn't help when you watch "Shawn of the Dead" although that pub scene was funny as hell.

[Soul Reaper]

That would explain a lot.....

[Matt White]

BUMP

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Matt White
And the more times they hear these songs, the gayer they become. The tunes mentioned most frequently as being responsible for such gay brainwashing include:

YMCA, In the Navy, or Macho Man -- The Village People

I Will Survive -- Gloria Gaynor

Saturday Night Fever -- and anything else by the Bee Gees

Dancing Queen -- Abba

It's Raining Men -- The Weather Girls

Believe -- Cher

Vogue -- Madonna

Relax -- Frankie Goes to Hollywood

I Will Always Love You -- Whitney Huston

I'm So Excited -- Pointer Sisters



Oh shit... People out here in Funland pretty much know all these songs by heart...

[Matt White]

Well.....I'm not sayin' nuthin' to that!!!!

[Coyote]

Well, I guess I'm gonna go drink this away. I'd better be careful tonight...:hitch:

[Matt White]

HA!

From the pics I've seen AWe post...the night life in FUNLAND is fucking ROCKIN'!!!

[Coyote]

Depends on where you decide to go hunting...

Let's put it like this: If ya want action, 1st class beauties, good times, all in one package, you don't waste time in a small town. You go to some bigger place. The girls are cleaner on the other side of the tracks... :cool:

With that I'm ouutta here!

[Matt White]

Happy Hunting!!!

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Matt White
HA!

From the pics I've seen AWe post...the night life in FUNLAND is fucking ROCKIN'!!!

Scandanavia has it all...it seems....great bands, greta women, great countryside, great everything....

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
PSYCHOLOGISTS nationwide are reporting a disturbing trend among new, formerly heterosexual, patients -- they heard specific songs that apparently turned them gay.

And the more times they hear these songs, the gayer they become. The tunes mentioned most frequently as being responsible for such gay brainwashing include:

YMCA, In the Navy, or Macho Man -- The Village People

I'm Coming Out -- Diana Ross

Constant Craving -- k.d. lang

Outside -- George Michael

Over the Rainbow -- Judy Garland

"Why Can't This Be Love, or Feels So Good---Van Hagar

I'm Too Sexy -- Right Said Fred

I Will Survive -- Gloria Gaynor

Saturday Night Fever -- and anything else by the Bee Gees

Dancing Queen -- Abba

It's Raining Men -- The Weather Girls

Supermodel -- RuPaul

Believe -- Cher

Love to Love You -- Donna Summer

Vogue -- Madonna

Relax -- Frankie Goes to Hollywood

I Will Always Love You -- Whitney Huston

That's the Way I Like It -- KC and the Sunshine Band

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go -- Wham

I'm So Excited -- Pointer Sisters

Psychologist Dr. Todd Snider, author of the upcoming book, Don't Let Music Turn You Gay, recommends that if any of these songs start playing, "Turn them off immediately, leave the room, and start listening to any music by Ted Nugent, Ozzy Osbourne, Van Halen or Frank Sinatra.

If it's too late, check into the nearest hospital emergency room as soon as possible.
LOL...u forgot up for breakfast Matt!:D

[Matt White]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
LOL...u forgot up for breakfast Matt!:D

:DHA! That song just makes 'ya sterile!!!:D


"Birth-control"...van hagar style!!!!

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
:DHA! That song just makes 'ya sterile!!!:D


"Birth-control"...van hagar style!!!!
LMFAO...fuckin' brilliant Matt!:p
i'll be laughing for a week after that one:D

[Matt White]

;)

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
LOL...u forgot up for breakfast Matt!:D

to quote Spammy: "You know I couldn't sleep for shit last night thinking about this concert. But my bottom boy Gary, he'd be waking me up early, for breakfast!" LOL

[canadiandlrgirl]

;) cool avatar by the way Matt!

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Matt White
:DHA! That song just makes 'ya sterile!!!:D


"Birth-control"...van hagar style!!!!


LMFAO

[Nickdfresh]

Well, SAMMY HAGAR did turn VAN HALEN gay.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Well, SAMMY HAGAR did turn VAN HALEN gay.
sad but true!

[Unchainme]

I Think If You Listen to The Six Pack doesn't it turn ya straight.

[Soul Reaper]

Cabo Wabo certainly sounds like a gay bar....

add Cabo Wabo to the list...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
;) cool avatar by the way Matt!

"Thank 'ya very much"!:bananna: