Ozzy Fudd
10-05-2005, 11:29 AM
I just have to see if we are all are nutz or what
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What is
the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the
bathtub."
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1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
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"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."
"Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
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not required to tell anyone how you did on this test)
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What is
the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the
bathtub."
(play along....you pick one)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."
"Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
-------------------------------------------------------------------You are
not required to tell anyone how you did on this test)