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The Scatologist
10-10-2005, 11:24 PM
Then you know it must REALLY stink to other people!:D
DeadOrAlive
10-11-2005, 12:19 AM
Very true. Or maybe you can only smell it and nobody else. One or the other works
Soul Reaper
10-11-2005, 02:49 PM
A horrible thought....it's definitely happened to me before...i wish not to talk about it...
Jérôme Frenchise
10-11-2005, 02:57 PM
The ultimate in socializing is farting in elevators.

:D
Soul Reaper
10-11-2005, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
The ultimate in socializing is farting in elevators.

:D

You'd get a flock of people coming after you....
Soul Reaper
10-11-2005, 03:09 PM
...with knives
Jérôme Frenchise
10-11-2005, 03:14 PM
I mean in 60-storey buildings...
light 'em up!
10-11-2005, 03:25 PM
Farting silently amidst a crowd used to be kind of fun back in high school.... waiting around to see people's reaction was a gas!
The Scatologist
10-11-2005, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
The ultimate in socializing is farting in elevators.


:D


Someone needs to do a parody of Aerosmith's Love in a Elevator, called Fart in a Elevator:D
The Scatologist
10-11-2005, 06:56 PM
In the air, in the air honey one more time :D
The Scatologist
10-11-2005, 07:04 PM
Gonna be a penthouse pooper
Gonna pluck my pubic hair
I’m gonna be a real fast farter
And have me smell the air

Gotta get my timin’ right
It’s a gas that I gotta pass
I’ll chase you all the way to stairway, honey
Kiss your stinky ass
Jérôme Frenchise
10-12-2005, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
Gonna be a penthouse pooper
Gonna pluck my pubic hair
I’m gonna be a real fast farter
And have me smell the air

Gotta get my timin’ right
It’s a gas that I gotta pass
I’ll chase you all the way to stairway, honey
Kiss your stinky ass

Happy birthday, Scatman!
Have yourself a great party and, why not, a good stinky fart contest on top of it!
It's your day, so make the most of it!
:D
:birthday:
Don't fart too close to the 20 candles on your b-day cake, though.
jero
10-12-2005, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
The ultimate in socializing is farting in elevators.

:D

LOL:D :cool:

And be the first to go out of the elevator!