Invading Countries

[Soul Reaper]

http://www.wimp.com/invading/

LMAO!!

[Last_Child]

Whahahahahhaha!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Jesus Christ!!

[Mr. Vengeance]

Proving once again how utterly clueless some Americans can be...

"They weren't our allies, bomb them"...

Jesus.

[Jahuli]

that show (cnnnn) is australian , they always askin stupid americans stupid questions and getting even stupider answers, funny funny show.
The creators and presenters won the australian version of a grammy for the show. Makes me happy to be australian and not american!

[Last_Child]

Some Americans think Norway is the capitol of Sweden...

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Last_Child
Some Americans think Norway is the capitol of Sweden...

Some people think South Korea is the sea next to Australia....

[Soul Reaper]

....or North Korea in this case....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Last_Child
Some Americans think Norway is the capitol of Sweden...

Oslo is the capitol of Norway. But I don't know what the capitol of Sweden is.

Sweden is home to some grate bands though, like Sahara Hotnights, ABBA, and Yngwie J. Malmsteen.

Um...

Yep.

[nosuchluck]

pathetic...

[flappo]

i think we should invade scotland

[nosuchluck]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Oslo is the capitol of Norway. But I don't know what the capitol of Sweden is.


Stockholm

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by flappo
i think we should invade scotland

I think we should invade Fiji....for reasons I don't know....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by nosuchluck
Stockholm

Oh, right! Duh. And all this time I was thinking it was Boise.

[Last_Child]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Oslo is the capitol of Norway.

Clap Clap Clap.




Originally posted by bueno bob

Sweden is home to some grate bands though, like Sahara Hotnights, ABBA, and Yngwie J. Malmsteen.

Um...

Yep.

WTF?

Does Opeth say you anything?

[saint]

Opeth aren't they an ABBA tribute band??

[larbo]

Some americans like me laugh when people from third world countries like australia and norway come to a forum and talk shit about americans. are we jealous lil' kiddies?

[Anonymous]

"You know it's funny, I just realised how big North Korea is next to South Korea. I didn't know it was large like that."

That... is AUSTRALIA, DUMB ASS SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Jaysus!

Cheers! :bottle:

Italy? Why Italy?

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by larbo
Some americans like me laugh when people from third world countries like australia and norway come to a forum and talk shit about americans. are we jealous lil' kiddies?

?

? :?:

[Last_Child]

Originally posted by larbo
Some americans like me laugh when people from third world countries like australia and norway come to a forum and talk shit about americans. are we jealous lil' kiddies?

Jealous...
Sorry... no.

[scamper]

Next time you use your computer thank an American.

[Last_Child]

Originally posted by scamper
Next time you use your computer thank an American.

Depends....
Since most of the computers are Microsoft...
Which *suck*

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Last_Child
Depends....
Since most of the computers are Microsoft...
Which *suck*

I heard a joke about Microsoft and the Titanic....if I remember it i'll tell it to you....it's funny...

[Soul Reaper]

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where St. Peter showed him to his house - a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.

One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.

"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three Rolls Royces."

"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?", asked Gates.

"No," said his new friend. "Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St. Peter. Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying, "How could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows operating system! Why does he deserve better??!!!!"

"Yes, but we use Windows," replied Peter, "and the Titanic only crashed once."

[Soul Reaper]

ok, so I copied and pasted it from a website....

[FORD]

Originally posted by Last_Child
Depends....
Since most of the computers are Microsoft...
Which *suck*

You mean you don't use Linux over there, in Linus' own back yard???

[Last_Child]

:lol:

That Windows Joke Was new!


Originally posted by FORD
You mean you don't use Linux over there, in Linus' own back yard???

I don't know many using Linux...
Closest is our local Library...

[JJMcClure]

That is a pretty scary clip..

[thome]

They only show the people who got it wrong c'mon people get a clue
you probably think,dolphins talk.Or that reality shows aren't scripted.

[thome]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
I think we should invade Fiji....for reasons I don't know....

I'm Ready !We will confiscate all their Mojitos and sit on their Beaches
and scoff at the natives.With reckless abandon. Whos In ??:)

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by JJMcClure
That is a pretty scary clip..

Scarily stupid....

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by thome
I'm Ready !We will confiscate all their Mojitos and sit on their Beaches
and scoff at the natives.With reckless abandon. Whos In ??:)

you should patent pend that idea before someone nicks it... :D

[larbo]

Originally posted by Last_Child
Jealous...
Sorry... no.

So you're not influenced by our culture? yeeeeaaaahhhh rrrriiigghht! by the way, I would be more "loyal" to americans 'cause when it all goes down we are the only country that can and will protect you. be grateful we are your friend for we are by far the most powerful country on this here planet.:D

[Cathedral]

That clip is reason to be very afraid because they mean what they say.
Yes i know answers like mine, "Why would we invade additonal countries?" didn't get aired, but it is shocking how many people seriously live under rocks that only feed on Fox or CNN news.

Mother fuckers can't even read a damn map and they are ready to start throwing bombs all over the place....don't we already have a monkey at the wheel?

[thome]

Originally posted by Cathedral
That clip is reason to be very afraid because they mean what they say.
Yes i know answers like mine, "Why would we invade additonal countries?" didn't get aired, but it is shocking how many people seriously live under rocks that only feed on Fox or CNN news.

Mother fuckers can't even read a damn map and they are ready to start throwing bombs all over the place....don't we already have a monkey at the wheel?
It's the camera and the reporter look/ people will do anything for
their fifteen min of fame.Say, Do , Im On TV.
their nervous and caught off guard and some are jus dumb.

[Cathedral]

Agreed, but the dumb one's amount to more than just some.
Washington is full of those types.

[Last_Child]

Originally posted by larbo
So you're not influenced by our culture? yeeeeaaaahhhh rrrriiigghht! by the way, I would be more "loyal" to americans 'cause when it all goes down we are the only country that can and will protect you. be grateful we are your friend for we are by far the most powerful country on this here planet.:D



Well... The chancees for Norway Being Invaded is pretty damn small..

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Last_Child
Well... The chancees for Norway Being Invaded is pretty damn small..

unless people can't read maps....

[WARF]

Let's invade Canada!!!!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by FORD
You mean you don't use Linux over there, in Linus' own back yard???

Yesss...we do have Linus Torvalds and Nokia from Funland...

[franksters]

I still don't understand why they didn't take over cuba???

and the most powerful country in the world like some people like to think around here seem to have trouble helping the people in it's very own country, that they let the mexican do the job for them...


btw the u.s.a. days are almost over anyway, they are losing altitude and really they need to get off their high horse before everyone else turns against them...
Other countries have a lot of power too, i'd like to see a war between china and the usa, who would win? for me they didn't even win against IRAK...

[Last_Child]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
unless people can't read maps....

Still...

[Golden AWe]

i would most definetely fuck both nicole richie and paris hilton

[Soul Reaper]

what's that got to do with the price of fish?

[Last_Child]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
what's that got to do with the price of fish?

They are both as smart as a fish...

[Horseskin]

I say we should invade the Iron Cactus for some margaritas.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by franksters
I still don't understand why they didn't take over cuba???

and the most powerful country in the world like some people like to think around here seem to have trouble helping the people in it's very own country, that they let the mexican do the job for them...


btw the u.s.a. days are almost over anyway, they are losing altitude and really they need to get off their high horse before everyone else turns against them...
Other countries have a lot of power too, i'd like to see a war between china and the usa, who would win? for me they didn't even win against IRAK...

I see your English is improving but your logic is not.

:gulp:

[BigBadBrian]

This thread should be moved to the FRONTLINE.

We'd have more fun with it, and all these fur'ners, there. ;)

[franksters]

btw thanks for the compliments BBB!

[franksters]

Originally posted by larbo
So you're not influenced by our culture? yeeeeaaaahhhh rrrriiigghht!




by the way, I would be more "loyal" to americans 'cause when it all goes down we are the only country that can and will protect you.


be grateful we are your friend for we are by far the most powerful country on this here planet.:D

no we're not and actually a lot of trends in the states come from another country, but the americans don't even know about it.

america doesn't protect or help anyone unless there is something for them to gain...

believe me pal, if the jews leave your country with their cash and investments for some reasons, america won't be so powerful anymore...

btw thanks for the compliments BBB!

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Last_Child
They are both as smart as a fish...

or is the fish smarter?

[scamper]

Originally posted by franksters
i'd like to see a war between china and the usa, who would win?

Thats brilliant, its pretty hard to take you seriously after a remark like that.

[Last_Child]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
or is the fish smarter?

propably.