Happy Birthday DLR7884 [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

ALinChainz

10-18-2005, 02:53 PM

One of the Army's best.

DLR7884

Kicks ass and doesn't take names because ... IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS.

ALinChainz
Have a damn good one dude.

:bottle:

Jérôme Frenchise

10-18-2005, 04:27 PM

Happy birthday DLR7884!
Here's a little something from right in "the middle"...
Have yourself a fine party!
:cool:
:birthday:

http://www.jimicrowley.com/Images/1ROTH.gif

boy, u stupid

10-18-2005, 04:27 PM

HAVE A DAMN GOOD ONE DUDE! YOU ROCK! YOU'RE ONE OF THE ARMY'S BEST EVER! I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE MY GOOD GOOD FRIEND! YOU KICK ASS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! AT WHAT POINT IN TIME DOES IT BECOME EMBARASSING ALICE. I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR RED HEADED ASS ON THE 26TH AND I WILL TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN DOING SO BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY! "HAVE A DAMN GOOD ONE DUDE".

ALinChainz

10-18-2005, 04:30 PM

I'm sure he will be touched Joe, but not in the same manner you are touching yourself right now..

You giving him a Happy Birthday from the gay community.

Don't worry Joe, as soon as you tell me where, I'll be there.

Of course, don't chicken out like you did 2 or 3 times when TB was gonna kick your fat ass.

And if you aren't there, I'll find you, count on it.

Faggot.

These birthday thread make you a jealous little homo don't they.

boy, u stupid

10-18-2005, 04:37 PM

You will have no trouble at all finding me. I am in superior physical condition and looking forward to putting on a hell of a show for all my supporters and well wishers in Michigan on the 26. I plan on breking you down w/the right hand jab and finishing with a left cross. I expect to have you out by the 2 1/2 minute mark. I don't think you have any clue as the the hurricane coming through michigan on the 26. There's no more computer terminal to hide behind. It's put up or shut up. You show, you get your ass kicked hard. You don't, you suffer from some more humiliation at the hands of the great JOE THUNDER.

LoungeMachine

10-18-2005, 04:43 PM

Hey joey.

How was your meeting with Tony Blair ?

Can't wait for the big announcement tomorrow regarding the future of this site, and Daves' carreer.

Oh, by the way,

Just when are you going to prove you wrote Take Your Whiskey Home at the age of 14 ?????

And since you failed to show up TWICE in Seattle, I'm betting ONE MILLION DOLLARS that AL kicks your ass.

AL, DLR7884, and myself will then treat the ARMY to a party with the money.

Want to take the bet, joey? Or will it be a parole violation......

dumbass cocksmoker

ALinChainz

10-18-2005, 04:46 PM

:rolleyes:

Too bad your probation officer won't let you leave the state.

But no matter, I won't wait that long, I'll be finding you in Butler.

You call your weighing a greasy, stinky, 400lbs superior condition?

Say goodbye pedophile.

diamondsgirl

10-18-2005, 05:40 PM

Happy Birthday, you sweet talker ;)

:birthday:

GAR

10-18-2005, 08:06 PM

"His name is Davey J. H'rink'r..

He'll peepee wash up down your Stink'r,
The DL'Army
Is only more wormy
Due to seven-eight/eighty-fours' ink, here..

Push your rank-assed fingers in that big store-bought cake Mama gotcha and grow your ass another inch for another Year Older, though less wiser.

Nickdfresh

10-18-2005, 08:18 PM

Happy birthday man, have a great one.

You fn rock JOE

10-18-2005, 08:21 PM

alice in chanz has no idea what he's walking in to if he does show on the 26th. He will be attempting to fight someone whos stronger, smarter and more athletic than he. My lawyer and manager will be there, armed with a contract which states I cannot and will not be liable for any injuries suffered by alice. He can either not show and be humiliated again by the great JOE THUNDER or show, get injured real bad and not be able to sue. I plan on sending him night night in less than 2 minutes. All my fans and supporters are in for a treat as the 26th will be a good night for me. T.

GAR

10-18-2005, 08:26 PM

Joe Thunder bailed me outta Orange County back in 1995.

YOU ROCK JOE~!!

Anonymous

10-18-2005, 08:27 PM

Happy birthday to one of the Army's all time gratest. Keep on being mad, keep on being funny!

And you know I mean it, bro.

Cheers! :bottle:

fryingdutchman

10-18-2005, 08:48 PM

Happy B-day DLR7884. Below is one reason why you kick ass~

Originally posted by silent
Do u think it would be cool if Roth was singing for the 80's band WASP? or Striper?

Originally posted by DLR7884
No.

DLR7884
Shut up.

You're succinct and brutal. Two of the best qualities.

Roth on.

Mezro

10-18-2005, 08:49 PM

Happy Squirt Out Of The Womb day to the mighty DLR7884!

Mezro...half man, half pitbull, all fucking machine...

WARF

10-18-2005, 09:00 PM

Happy Birthday DLR7884!

Big Troubles

10-18-2005, 09:05 PM

One of my fav posters, Happy Birthday dude!

Get fucking trashed! :D

Warham

10-18-2005, 09:13 PM

HB 7884.

:D

MAX

10-18-2005, 09:52 PM

Happy Birthday Muthafukka!!! :cool:

Cruisin' down tha street in my '64
Jackin' tha freaks clocking the dough
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there come shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rollin' Kilo G
He rolled down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that GTA

Cos the boys in the hood are always hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll pull your chord
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy cos I ain't said shit

Dan

10-18-2005, 10:01 PM

Happy Birthday DLR7884 and Roth on.

boy, u stupid

10-18-2005, 10:01 PM

this is the time where poor al stews in front of the computer, unsure what the fuck to do. He keeps saying to himself "fuck, this is serious". I don't want to get my head beat it, but I don't want embarrassed because I was too scared to show. Maybe if I just don't respond it will just go away. IT AIN'T GOING AWAY FAGGOT. PUT UP OR SHUT UP ON THE 26TH. THAT'S IT.

boy, u stupid

10-18-2005, 10:13 PM

AND YOUR NEXT DAN. YOUR LIKE AL, ALWAYS KISSING FUCKING ASS. THE ONLY TIME I HEAR FROM YOUR PUNY ASS IS WHEN YOUR KISSING SOMEONES ASS IN A BIRTHDAY THREAD. ******!

boy, u stupid

10-18-2005, 10:15 PM

I will be at the DLR show in Michigan on 11-26 along with my lawyer, manager and trainer. 2 hours prior to the show, I will fight alinchainz outside the venue. He has no idea what he's in for as I am stronger, smarter and faster.

Matt White

10-18-2005, 10:15 PM

HAPPY B-DAY BRO!!!!

DLR7884 is an ASS KICKING MOFO!!!

All you Thunder aliases are suckin' his fumes like leeches!!!

boy, u stupid

10-18-2005, 10:15 PM

atleast lounge had enough sense to back out.

ALinChainz

10-18-2005, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
this is the time where poor al stews in front of the computer, unsure what the fuck to do. He keeps saying to himself "fuck, this is serious". I don't want to get my head beat it, but I don't want embarrassed because I was too scared to show. Maybe if I just don't respond it will just go away. IT AIN'T GOING AWAY FAGGOT. PUT UP OR SHUT UP ON THE 26TH. THAT'S IT.

Where at?

And if you don't show, I'm coming to Butler.

My "head beat it?"

You hitting on me faggot?

You'll shit yourself because I'll tell you to.

Why did you switch user names?

Should I post the PM's I've sent?

ALinChainz

10-18-2005, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
I will be at the DLR show in Michigan on 11-26 along with my boyfriend, probation officer. 2 hours prior to the show, I will get my ass kicked by alinchainz outside the venue. I have no idea why, he's stronger, smarter and faster.

This is the last in this thread Joe.

Be a man, and post in my forum.

LoungeMachine

10-19-2005, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
atleast lounge had enough sense to back out.

TWICE you pussied out and never made it to Seattle, cocksmoker

Parole Officer won't let you, or you just didnt have the airfare

Either way, you're a fucking pussy

Mr Badguy

10-19-2005, 05:17 AM

Happy birthday you angry fucker.

:D

jero

10-19-2005, 05:21 AM

Happy birthday dude! Get yourself a drink!
Cheers

Golden AWe

10-19-2005, 05:37 AM

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

DavidLeeNatra

10-19-2005, 06:04 AM

happy birthday, you sunnofabitch !!!

DLN1968

roth on you crazy fucker!

Rikk

10-19-2005, 06:52 AM

Happy birthday, old friend.;)

:birthday:

canadiandlrgirl

10-19-2005, 08:26 AM

Happy Birthday:)

DLR7884

10-19-2005, 10:49 AM

Thanks to all of you for the kind words and birthday wishes.

The big day is on Saturday, the 22nd.

I love the fact that my b-day thread has turned into a fucking fight with that ball licker Joey T!

DLR7884
How fitting! :)

Northern Girl

10-19-2005, 11:30 PM

Best wishes, D, you little sweetheart - shhh...I won't tell. ;)

Party big and enjoy your birthday Saturday!! By the next time your birthday is on a weekend, you'll be in your 30's and just want to "have a quiet evening at home." :p

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