Rock N Roll Assholes/Musicians Who Need A Punch In The Face

[PHOENIX]

Talented or not some of these guys are major assholes. From not signing autographs, not showing up for shows, saying stupid things in the press or just plain greedy fuckers.

Here are some rock stars i find to be assholes. I dont hate them all. Yet some of these guys need help or a good kick in the head. Go ahead and tell us about the assholes on your list.

Rock Star Assholes

Gene Simmons
Zakk Wylde
Sebastian Bach
Edward Van Halen
Axl Rose
Ritchie Blackmore
CC Deville
Fred Durst
Sting
James Hetfield
Lars Ulrich
Dave Mustaine
Kerry King
Courtney Love
Paul Di Anno
Vince Neil
Kanye West
Usher
Madonna

Honorary Assholes

Sharon Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Kanye West
Usher
Madonna

Honorary Assholes

Sharon Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne

These people are cuntsidered rock stars?

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Unchainme
These people are cuntsidered rock stars?

Want me to start a thread thats just about them?

I thought rock n roll sounded cooler than pop/rock/hip hop/alternative/new age bullshit stars.:D

[Mr Badguy]

I got the shit kicked out of me by bouncers at the Barrowlands in Glasgow after just one crowd surf when I went to see W.A.S.P. in 1992.

Usually you could do it all night and get away with it.

It must have been under Blackie`s orders.

What an arsehloe.

[Mr Badguy]

And Brian May nearly knocked me down in Glasgow a few years ago.

Another arsehloe.

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by PHOENIX

Honorary Assholes

Sharon Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne

I would add Ozzy to that list.

His "It`s fuck all to do with me" excuse when it comes to his family`s misdemeanors cuts no ice with me.

Speaking as a husband and father myself, YOU are the head of the family.

YOU have to put your family in line.

He`s either under the thumb or a total washout as a man.

Whatever....the Osbournes bollocks in the past five years has spoilt the enjoyment of the Ozzy`s music for me.

An Arsehloe.

[Soul Reaper]

Usher? A rock star?

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
And Brian May nearly knocked me down in Glasgow a few years ago.

Another arsehloe.

What an arse....

[The_KiD]

The Gallagher Brothers from Oasis should definitely get a special mention.. Those guys are pricks...

BTW: Anything with the Osbournes is just bad news. I liked Ozzy so much better before the whole reality thing. His kids and wife are just out of hand..

KiD

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by The_KiD
The Gallagher Brothers from Oasis should definitely get a special mention.. Those guys are pricks...

I was going to say them....

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by The_KiD
The Gallagher Brothers from Oasis should definitely get a special mention.. Those guys are pricks...

Yeah, but they make the kind of music you expect from pricks.

A pair of wankers.

[Terry]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
I would add Ozzy to that list.

His "It`s fuck all to do with me" excuse when it comes to his family`s misdemeanors cuts no ice with me.

Speaking as a husband and father myself, YOU are the head of the family.

YOU have to put your family in line.

He`s either under the thumb or a total washout as a man.

Whatever....the Osbournes bollocks in the past five years has spoilt the enjoyment of the Ozzy`s music for me.

An Arsehloe.


The whole Osbourne tv show is a big turn-off. Finding out how little Oz had to do with many of the lyrics in his solo stuff and the Sab stuff is an eye-opener.

Guy can't sing, and doesn't have much stage presence. Saw him twice...once in 1984 with the Crue opening up for him and once in 1986 with Metallica opening. Both bands blew him off the fucking stage. 'Specially Metallica, who were touring behind Master Of Puppets...man, they kicked ass so fucking hard...Oz came out and did his "I wanna see everybody going wild!" bit, and people were just worn out from full-on assault Metallica had just provided.

[PHOENIX]

I forgot to add Sammy Hagar to the list!!!!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by The_KiD
The Gallagher Brothers from Oasis should definitely get a special mention.. Those guys are pricks...


Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Yeah, but they make the kind of music you expect from pricks.

A pair of wankers.

Exactly. They're the worst.

[PHOENIX]

Another asshole would have to be BILLY CORGAN!!!

What a whiny lil prick!

[Unchainme]

Alex Van Halen is such an obvious choice, how come he isn't on the list.

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Alex Van Halen is such an obvious choice, how come he isn't on the list.

Hey i just made up my own list. Feel free to make your own.

I'm still waiting for someone to tell me that they disagree with me for having Zakk Wylde on that list.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Hey i just made up my own list. Feel free to make your own.

I'm still waiting for someone to tell me that they disagree with me for having Zakk Wylde on that list.

yeah whats your problem with him?

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Unchainme
yeah whats your problem with him?

I thought he was cool. Now i see him as a wanna be biker dude with annoying world views. His participaton in the Ozzfest " Maiden Fiasco "
wasnt cool either.

Ps his pinched harmonics are way overdone!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Sebastian Bach


How come? Just asking. Haven't heard anything about him in years other than he went Broadway.

Ted Nugent. Asshole or attitude?

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
How come? Just asking. Haven't heard anything about him in years other than he went Broadway.



Ever seen him walk off the set on a live TV interview? Cursing and throwing a fit like a little child. The guy has amazing vocals but he can be an ass.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Why is CC Deville on that list?

What did she do to deserve that?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
And Brian May nearly knocked me down in Glasgow a few years ago.

Another arsehloe.

HA!

There's something to tell the grandkids

"Brian May nearly killed Grandad"

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Gene Simmons

I really don't know if I would add Gene...

Being filled with greed and a money-grubber is different than being an asshole...

Never met the guy myself, but I haven't too many negative fan stories from meeting him....

[Dave's Bitch]

Sebastian Bach can be an asshole though because he has the best voice since i dunno who,and he is just amazing.part of the package i guess

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Talented or not some of these guys are major assholes. From not signing autographs, not showing up for shows, saying stupid things in the press or just plain greedy fuckers.

Here are some rock stars i find to be assholes. I dont hate them all. Yet some of these guys need help or a good kick in the head. Go ahead and tell us about the assholes on your list.

Rock Star Assholes

Gene Simmons
Zakk Wylde
Sebastian Bach
Edward Van Halen
Axl Rose
Ritchie Blackmore
CC Deville
Fred Durst
Sting
James Hetfield
Lars Ulrich
Dave Mustaine
Kerry King
Courtney Love
Paul Di Anno
Vince Neil
Kanye West
Usher
Madonna

Honorary Assholes

Sharon Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne
hey...Dave Mustaine is not an asshole:mad:

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
hey...Dave Mustaine is not an asshole:mad:

he used to be

[ThrillsNSpills]

lead singer for quiet riot

[Dave's Bitch]

michael anthony

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
I really don't know if I would add Gene...

Being filled with greed and a money-grubber is different than being an asshole...

Never met the guy myself, but I haven't too many negative fan stories from meeting him....

I was once in this cool Rock Bar in Downtown Montreal. Must have been around 1990. I was in the pool room with my friends. Gene happens to show up at the bar with his friend Dana Strum. They had just come after their show at the Montreal Forum. So his entourage basically kicks us out of the pool room so that he and Dana can have the room all to themselves. Thanks Gene.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

OK, you convinced me, he's an asshole.... ;)

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
I was once in this cool Rock Bar in Downtown Montreal. Must have been around 1990. I was in the pool room with my friends. Gene happens to show up at the bar with his friend Dana Strum. They had just come after their show at the Montreal Forum. So his entourage basically kicks us out of the pool room so that he and Dana can have the room all to themselves. Thanks Gene.


what an asshole...

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
OK, you convinced me, he's an asshole.... ;)

Ya but he still looks cool in that costume. Other than that he's an asshole. He even named his solo album after himself. :D

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
michael anthony

he just likes to take it up the asshole....

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
I thought he was cool. Now i see him as a wanna be biker dude with annoying world views. His participaton in the Ozzfest " Maiden Fiasco "
wasnt cool either.

Ps his pinched harmonics are way overdone!

what?! he chucked shit at maiden?!

curse that bearded twat.....as much as I like his guitar playing....he can be a right twat....

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
what?! he chucked shit at maiden?!

curse that bearded twat.....as much as I like his guitar playing....he can be a right twat....

twat lol

[Soul Reaper]

i looked on the BLS/Zakk Wylde Forums and they say that Zakk had nothing to do with it....probably just defending him....

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
what?! he chucked shit at maiden?!

curse that bearded twat.....as much as I like his guitar playing....he can be a right twat....

LOL

[Golden AWe]

Like the guys from the HELLACOPTERS said and sang, ROCK AND ROLL is dead when names like Titney Spears etc. can be used in the same sentence...or people like her are allowed to use the word in their "music"...

[Dirty Duck]

Hmmmm..good thread!

1)Madonna...(Needs to be put out of her misery..biggest hypocrite)

2)Sammy Hagar (Horrible frontman and entertainer)

3)Gene Simmons (He gets on my nerves)

4)Fred Durst (Fred=horrible name for a rockstar wannabe)

5)A lot of new rappers...they make one hit and they think they hit the bigtime..we'll see them on "where are they now" on VH1 in 10 years.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

What about Jon Bon Jovi-he's a major asshole.

He thinks he's a rockstar.

[ashstralia]

what aboot child molester, killer of innocent animals

and talentless fucking hack.... ladies and gentlemen

i give you TED NUGENT!!!!!

[Soul Reaper]

The Teletubbies?

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by ashstralia
what aboot child molester, killer of innocent animals

and talentless fucking hack.... ladies and gentlemen

i give you TED NUGENT!!!!!

I hear he's boycotting grocery stores.

Walked into one for the first time recently and flipped out. Called everybody lazy sons of bitches!

:D

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
I hear he's boycotting grocery stores.

Walked into one for the first time recently and flipped out. Called everybody lazy sons of bitches!

:D

shoot your own broccoli!!!!!!

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by ashstralia
shoot your own broccoli!!!!!!

LMAO!

[scamper]

Originally posted by ashstralia
killer of innocent animals



but they're so yummy

[bastardog]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
lead singer for quiet riot

Kevin Dubrow is not an ashole.....he is a fag with hair implants
I saw him live last year.....beleive me this guy is the biggest faggot in the stage.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by ashstralia
killer of innocent animals

i give you TED NUGENT!!!!!

Thats why I like him.

I HATE animals when they aren't on a plate covered in gravy (or on a sandwhich).

Hmmmm-I might make myself sausage and bacon on toast with a nice cup of tea.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by scamper
but they're so yummy

yep. roasted, or steamed, or bbq'd.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
michael anthony

LOL!

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
What about Jon Bon Jovi-he's a major asshole.

He thinks he's a rockstar.

Brilliant choice.

He's been delusional for many years, yes, I agree.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
I was once in this cool Rock Bar in Downtown Montreal. Must have been around 1990. I was in the pool room with my friends. Gene happens to show up at the bar with his friend Dana Strum. They had just come after their show at the Montreal Forum. So his entourage basically kicks us out of the pool room so that he and Dana can have the room all to themselves. Thanks Gene.

Well, he can do that because he's Gene Simmons.

I'm sure you could've ran to another pool hall to play.

:D

[Jahuli]

why the fuck is Sting on the list for????

[ELVIS]

Interesting thread...

The nicest rocker I ever met was Carlos Cavazo...

He borrowed my Marshalls for a local gig and was very pleased...

He took me on their tour bus and showed me some guitars...

Totally cool guy, no alcohol, no drugs...

He inspired me, although he's not the greatest guitar player...

Not bad though...

Kevin Dubrow is the exact opposite...

Total idiot, and unfriendly...


:elvis:

[Golden AWe]

Let's coke to that!

[jero]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Let's coke to that!

Cheers!

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Jahuli
why the fuck is Sting on the list for????

Sting

what a stoopid name.the man is how old and he calls himself sting

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
Sting

what a stoopid name.the man is how old and he calls himself sting

Slash....the man is how old and he calls himself Slash....sounds like he takes a whizz a lot....

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Slash....the man is how old and he calls himself Slash....sounds like he takes a whizz a lot....

a whizz?

how old are you :)

[Soul Reaper]

a piss.....it's the same thing.....

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
a piss.....it's the same thing.....

hehe :)

[Big Fat Sammy]

Someone please tell me why CC Deville is on that list???

What did she do???

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
Someone please tell me why CC Deville is on that list???

What did she do???

She had the same hairdoo as CC Deville.

Does that make any sense to you now?

[blueturk]

I would say Scott Stapp, but he's not a rock star anymore...:D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Vince Neil.

He seems to be on a mission to punch everybody in America.

[Dave's Bitch]

phil anselmo

for what he said about Darrell before he died,it was damn harsh

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
She had the same hairdoo as CC Deville.

Does that make any sense to you now?

:D

[Can`t drive 55]

take hagar off that list. what did he ever do.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
take hagar off that list. what did he ever do.

for starters, he has idiot fans like you

[Can`t drive 55]

are you following me. why don`t you leave me alone. im allowed to say what i want.

[Golden AWe]

no, that's not true, you do what i tell you.

fuck off.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
are you following me. why don`t you leave me alone. im allowed to say what i want.

you think so ... he he... :D

[PHOENIX]

Like our old friend Dickface McSlapnuts might say.....

Listening to Hagar sing is like poop going back up the butt.



:D

[Can`t drive 55]

this is silly. do you guys not like sammy or something. how come you are kicking my ass.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
this is silly. do you guys not like sammy or something. how come you are kicking my ass.

:confused: This is about David Lee Roth here... What the fuck were you expecting?
Go play with the kids of your block! :cool:

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
this is silly. do you guys not like sammy or something. how come you are kicking my ass.

I personally aint going anywhere near your ass.

[Can`t drive 55]

but i do love roth. and sammy. both van halens are great. i didnt like the dude out of extreme much on van halen three. but the rest is all good. you can like ice cream and steak cant you.

[Golden AWe]

take a hike, kid

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
you can like ice cream and steak cant you.

Sure you can!

http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/Sammy_Hagar.jpg

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
but i do love roth. and sammy. both van halens are great. i didnt like the dude out of extreme much on van halen three. but the rest is all good. you can like ice cream and steak cant you.


Fag....as in...you are.

[Jimmy Jingles]

Lars Ulrich


I could not AGREE more. Total hole of thy ass. I have seen Metallica 8 times and been to the Meet-N-Greet 7 of those times. Needless to say I have everybody’s signature EXCEPT Lars Ultrafag. He never showed up once! Fucking washed up lazy assed scump.



James Hetfield


Could not DISAGREE more. As I said above, been backstage 7 times at a 'Tallica show...James is always the first one there to sign shit. He was always cool as hell, took time to shake your hand, pose for a pic, shoot the shit and sign anything and everything you had. Very cool mofo in my opinion.



Let me add Jason Newsted to that list. I know he has this rep of being a nice guy and all, but the times I have met him (see above), he was acting like a shriveling cock. There were all these rules before Jason walked in...

"He will only sign ONE thing"

"Please cover the flash on your camera because he is sensitive to the light"

Blah, Blah, Blah

Plus he had this fucking scowl on his face the whole time like he would rather be anywhere else in the world. What a shitbag.


Roth On!

[Susie Q]

Back in the 80's, Rainbow was playing at a Civic Center near here. It was about 17 below zero, freezing our asses off to meet the covented Ritchie Blackmore. There was only about less than a dozen of us assholes out there freezing to meet this 'icon". He saw us from the double glass doors, waved and kept walking. After that....I said, fuck him.

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Back in the 80's, Rainbow was playing at a Civic Center near here. It was about 17 below zero, freezing our asses off to meet the covented Ritchie Blackmore. There was only about less than a dozen of us assholes out there freezing to meet this 'icon". He saw us from the double glass doors, waved and kept walking. After that....I said, fuck him.

Yay Susie Q is here! :D

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
this is silly. do you guys not like sammy or something. how come you are kicking my ass.

blantantly alias.....hello, Rikk or Bob....

[bastardog]

Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
but i do love roth. and sammy. both van halens are great. i didnt like the dude out of extreme much on van halen three. but the rest is all good. you can like ice cream and steak cant you.

You are becoming our punching bag FAG!!

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Yay Susie Q is here! :D :xmas: :gulp:

Hello there Penix! :D

[Antman]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
I forgot to add Sammy Hagar to the list!!!!

In all defense, most of the people on your list are real assholes-like pricks and miserable human beings. Sammy from all accounts is a nice guy. He may look like a tool and he ruined the greatest band ever, but other than that he's no Gene Simmons when it comes to treating people, especially the fans.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Antman
In all defense, most of the people on your list are real assholes-like pricks and miserable human beings. Sammy from all accounts is a nice guy. He may look like a tool and he ruined the greatest band ever, but other than that he's no Gene Simmons when it comes to treating people, especially the fans.

I've read his biography...that guy is definitaly an asshole with absolutely no class...just the part where he screws over his ex-wife makes you sick...

[Atomic_Rob]

Add Ronnie James Dio to the list, for thinkin he's bigger than Ozzy and bailing out of the 1992 sabbath support slot.

Although Ozzy should be on there for all the shit that went on back stage at Download Festival this year

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
Add Ronnie James Dio to the list, for thinkin he's bigger than Ozzy and bailing out of the 1992 sabbath support slot.

Although Ozzy should be on there for all the shit that went on back stage at Download Festival this year

ozzy really deserves to be there, too...and that makes me think about another thread..."Rock N Roll cunts"...oops...sharon is on the top of that list...

[Atomic_Rob]

amen to that about Sharon.

She needs to recieve a serious beating, hopefully delivered by Tony, Bill, Geezer and Ozzy, film it, then put it as an easter egg on a Black Sabbath live DVD from the 2006 world tour to support there new album :D

[Sarge]

http://radioexile.com/2009/02/04/8-musicians-who-need-a-punch-in-the-face/


Sammy Hagar will always be Number 1 on my list
Number 2 has to be Al Rose followed by Scott Weiland.
All that talk about kicking each other's asses... but Axl and Weiland were too huge pussies that couldn't make it happen!
Fuck them!
Breasts,

[indeedido]

I've wanted to punch axle for well over a decade. He couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag. Remember when he wanted to fight bob guccione jr and wrote him the song "get in the ring". Puh-lease

[binnie]

Jon Bon Jovi would be on that list.

I don't think I'd ever get tired of punching Sting.

[Vinnie Velvet]

MY list:

1. Sammy Hagar (we all know why -- too many reasons to mention)
2. Axl Rose
3. Tom Scholz (for fucking up Boston)
4. Sting (for being a fucking ass)
5. Michael Anthony (yeah, that's right, Mike. For being Sam's bum chum and whining like a little bitch over being kicked out of VH --- did I also say because of him being a side-man as well?)
6. Gene Simmons (too many reasons --- dude needs his fucking ass kicked).
7. Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer (for dressing up as Ace and Peter and looking like a couple of douchebags).
8. Amy Whinehouse (god, she just needs to be taken off this earth!)

[Sarge]

What about Steve Perry for fucking up Journey?

[Vinnie Velvet]

What about Steve Perry for fucking up Journey?

Ah yes,

Forgot about that one.

He deserves more than I punch in the face though.

[WACF]

I'll put Eddie on the list before Sammy.

I blame Eddie...he chose Sammy(although Montrose was decent)...he then chose to treat fans like fools.

[BITEYOASS]

I bet if you punch Amy Winehouse in the fach, she'll start to disintigrate like those fighting skeletons from that movie "The Mummy" :D

[BITEYOASS]

Let's not forget that cunt who shares needles with Amy that they talk about so fuckin much in music magazines on both sides of the Atlantic, PETE "wish he would die already" DOHERTY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


:devils:

[Blaze]

:hitch:
Modded replies.... Snickers!

Waiting......

Sounds like a piss platform for a Buckethead(aka Buckwheat) bitchfest.....

What no "Beat Michael Jackson to a bloody pulp"????:fufu:


Thanks for the Sting foto tho ->lust

http://radioexile.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sting-1-212x300.jpg

I got in so very much trouble for a photo from that photo set. Mother was amazed at my drawing abilities, but furious that I had removed his loin cloth and created pron poster. :D

[Jack68]

I always thought Roger Waters deserved a punch in the face for fucking up floyd and thinking he was the band.Now with Rick Wright gone thats over.Honorable mention to Pete Townshend whom i love also for being too much of a pussy to try and make new music between 82 and 2002 when Entwistle was alive.I give Sting a pass because he did get the band back for that awesome tour last year.John Mayer just because..

[Terry]

Let's see:

1. Sammy Hagar (just on principle...probably multiple punches to the gut...each punch followed up by asking "WHO sold more records with Van Halen? Hagar or Roth?!" even if he answered correctly, I'd keep punching anyway)

2. Bret Michaels: sock him in the face with a shovel so fucking hard all the botox and face-lifts won't put him back together again

3. Eddie Van Halen: for wasting so much time and talent for far too many years. granted, he'd be so shitfaced he wouldn't feel it or remember it when he came to after passing out, but then I could nick his old gear after I KO'd him (if he doesn't want to use those classic axes and amps, fuck him)

4. Nikki Sixx: bitch-slap him until he promises to stop talking about how he was such a bad-ass junkie in the 1980s, as if being a retard gives him more street-cred.

5. Robert Plant: one sock right in the nose for being a cunt and not touring with the remnants of Zeppelin. Hey, personally, I could give a fuck if they get back together or not, but am sure more than a few people would applaud me for that one.

6. Gene Simmons: for being a greedy, ungrateful twat.

7. Madonna: one slap across the kisser for her inability to keep those skanky granny legs shut during photo ops and act her age.

8. Michael Jackson: for being a pedophile.

[Mr. Vengeance]

I agree with Bono. hate U2. Hate Bono and his fucking self-rightious raps about everything under the sun. STFU asshole!

[Diamondjimi]

1. Sting...pretentious, over-rated pompous TWAT!
2. Axl... (See Sting)
3. Flabby Hagar.. no explanation needed.
4. EVH . for running the VH legacy into the ground and denying us fans of archive releases.
5. Chad Kroeger... because he's Chad Kroeger!
6. Zakk Wylde... because BLS is NOT A FUCKIN BIKER GANG ,DUMBASS ...don't get me started..
7. The Gallagher brothers...#1 because they're a couple of wankers #2 Beatles wanna-be's in denial.
8. Jack White... Because he's fooled everyone.(except me);)

[Diamondjimi]

Thanks for the Sting foto tho ->lust

http://radioexile.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sting-1-212x300.jpg

I got in so very much trouble for a photo from that photo set. Mother was amazed at my drawing abilities, but furious that I had removed his loin cloth and created pron poster. :D

I am to assume that you possess a vagina?!

[binnie]

This may be extending the term 'musician' too far, but P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, whateverthefuckafortyyearoldmiddleclassmaniscallin ghimselfthesedays definitely deserves a punch.

[hideyoursheep]

1-EVH.

2-:hagar2:

3-:hagar2:

4-:hagar2::monekyr:
(yeah, he gets 3...two lefts and an overhand right:fighting0030:)

5-the Gallagher boys...not the Sledge-O-Matic Gallaghers...

6-Tommy Lee....for not kicking the dogshit outta Kid Cock.

7-Dave Matthews entire band. I'll never understand how anyone could call that shit Rock-n-Roll...or even like it!:puking-smiley:

8-Toby Keith...2 first names...and if he's not available, Hank Jr.
:punch:

[hideyoursheep]

I am to assume that you possess a vagina?!

:lmao:















:bath:

[Blaze]

I am to assume that you possess a vagina?!

I "possess" nothing, I am a Steward of what I submit to and what I am submitted to.

Everything
Belongs
To
God.



~~~
Do you intend to continue your interrogation? :smilieci:

[hideyoursheep]

Is that a yes or a no?

[Blaze]

How very coin-sin-dental. (Sic- sometime English fails me)
No Post a comment after February 9, 2009, 2:33 pm
And a 25 min lapse from the one before.

Also, a ten min lapse between the delivered message and the time waited
ditdotditdotditdotditdotdit. and a bum ba dee da....

Holmes What sort of tea was this?

[hideyoursheep]

Holmes What sort of tea was this?

Nas-tea

[Diamondjimi]

How very coin-sin-dental. (Sic- sometime English fails me)
No Post a comment after February 9, 2009, 2:33 pm
And a 25 min lapse from the one before.

Also, a ten min lapse between the delivered message and the time waited
ditdotditdotditdotditdotdit. and a bum ba dee da....

Holmes What sort of tea was this?


Jaysus H Christ , Thome done created hisself an alias!

[78/84 guy]

1. Bon Scott
2. James Hendrix
3. John Bonham
4. Keith Moon
5. Kurt Cobain (I don't even like his music that much)
6. Tommy Bolin
7. Layne Stanely
8. Asshole Rose
I shouldn't pick on dead guy's but what a waste !!!!

[hideyoursheep]

Jaysus H Christ , Thome done created hisself an alias!

Out of the closet, even!

:turninggay:

:poofters:

[LoungeMachine]

Let's see:

1. Sammy Hagar (just on principle...probably multiple punches to the gut...each punch followed up by asking "WHO sold more records with Van Halen? Hagar or Roth?!" even if he answered correctly, I'd keep punching anyway)

2. Bret Michaels: sock him in the face with a shovel so fucking hard all the botox and face-lifts won't put him back together again

3. Eddie Van Halen: for wasting so much time and talent for far too many years. granted, he'd be so shitfaced he wouldn't feel it or remember it when he came to after passing out, but then I could nick his old gear after I KO'd him (if he doesn't want to use those classic axes and amps, fuck him)

4. Nikki Sixx: bitch-slap him until he promises to stop talking about how he was such a bad-ass junkie in the 1980s, as if being a retard gives him more street-cred.

5. Robert Plant: one sock right in the nose for being a cunt and not touring with the remnants of Zeppelin. Hey, personally, I could give a fuck if they get back together or not, but am sure more than a few people would applaud me for that one.

6. Gene Simmons: for being a greedy, ungrateful twat.

7. Madonna: one slap across the kisser for her inability to keep those skanky granny legs shut during photo ops and act her age.

8. Michael Jackson: for being a pedophile.

With Terry around, I almost don't even need to post.....

:gulp:

Just nod in agreement to what he says....

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Hagar (obviously)
Jon Bon Jovi (obviously)
Gene Simmons (obviously)
Amy Winebox (obviously)
Pete Doherty (obviously)
John Lennon (Lying piece of shit)
Kurt Cobain (cheer the fuck up...depressed my ass)
Prince (for being such a prick to his fanbase)

[binnie]

John Lennon (Lying piece of shit)

Prince (for being such a prick to his fanbase)

Now then mate, how's tricks?

Explain those two would ya....

[Shaun Ponsonby]

^^^

John Lennon...you may recall my old "10 reasons to hate..." thread back in the day? All the reasons were in there...

Prince...he's just a dick to his fan community...firstly the youtube thing, then he tries to sue internet fanboards for using his image etc...in fact just last week one of the oldest fanboards closed down because they were sick of having to deal with Prince's people (I believe the final straw was that they were badgering the guy who ran the site just because he had the O(+> symbol on the page)...he makes life difficult for the people who are paying for that huge fucking house and if he's not careful he's going to alienate half of his fanbase because they'll be sick of putting up with his petty bullshit. The man is a genius, without a doubt...but he can be a real cunt too.

[SparkieD]

Let's see:


2. Bret Michaels: sock him in the face with a shovel so fucking hard all the botox and face-lifts won't put him back together again



Didn't someone already do that? Well fuck, it looks like it anyway:barf:

[binnie]

^^^

John Lennon...you may recall my old "10 reasons to hate..." thread back in the day? All the reasons were in there...

Prince...he's just a dick to his fan community...firstly the youtube thing, then he tries to sue internet fanboards for using his image etc...in fact just last week one of the oldest fanboards closed down because they were sick of having to deal with Prince's people (I believe the final straw was that they were badgering the guy who ran the site just because he had the O(+> symbol on the page)...he makes life difficult for the people who are paying for that huge fucking house and if he's not careful he's going to alienate half of his fanbase because they'll be sick of putting up with his petty bullshit. The man is a genius, without a doubt...but he can be a real cunt too.

Cheers Shaun, I didn't know about any of that.

[DLR7884]

7. Layne Stanely
I shouldn't pick on dead guy's but what a waste !!!!

Do you mean Layne STALEY? You fucking dumbass. :homoswitch:

DLR7884
How can someone be so fucking stupid?

[chefcraig]

Do you mean Layne STALEY? You fucking dumbass. :homoswitch:

DLR7884
How can someone be so fucking stupid?

Perhaps he meant Paul Stanley? I mean after all, he'd fit within the context of the post, since his career has been dead since the honeymoon between Revenge and the final gig of the first KISS Reunion tour. :duh:

[78/84 guy]

Relax fag it will be o.k. he has been dead so long I for forgot his name. Paul Stanley isn't worth it.

[DLR7884]

Relax fag it will be o.k. he has been dead so long I for forgot his name. Paul Stanley isn't worth it.

Huh?

How about actually making sense in your fucking posts?

DLR7884
Spell check isn't dumb check.

[78/84 guy]

Meaning I forgot Staley's last name !! Like I said it will be ok, I don't think it's going to change your life !!

[DLR7884]

Meaning I forgot Staley's last name !! Like I said it will be ok, I don't think it's going to change your life !!

The only thing changing my life is the garbage spewing out of your cock garage and how much it annoys me to read it.

DLR7884
Shut the fuck up already.

[78/84 guy]

My dad warned me about guy's that like to talk about men's body part's!!!! Get a life. All upset because I misspell some drug addicts name !! I went to fix it but the time to edit it was over. It's good to see you will be o.k. !! Or will you ??

[DLR7884]

My dad warned me about guy's that like to talk about men's body part's!!!! Get a life. All upset because I misspell some drug addicts name !! I went to fix it but the time to edit it was over. It's good to see you will be o.k. !! Or will you ??

Your cock garage is your mouth, moron.

Also, you can edit your post until someone responds....nobody responded for over 14 hours after your post was made, so not only are you a moron....you are a fucking liar on top of it. :tool:

First you said you forgot his name, then you lied and said it was too late to fix it. Pick a story and stick with it, anus.

DLR7884
Better yet...shut the fuck up and don't post in this thread anymore.

[78/84 guy]

I guess you would know the meaning of cock garage being the fag I thought you were !! And yah I don't fuckin' sit on the Roth Army site all day waiting for someone to respond to my posts because I think I'm so important and have nothing better to do !! It's called having a life dumbfuck !! I realised I spelled his name wrong the next day and the edit option was gone. Take a fucking pill you fucking 8th grader !!! I'm sure your next response will be just as pathetic !! Keep em going.

[DLR7884]

I guess you would know the meaning of cock garage being the fag I thought you were !! And yah I don't fuckin' sit on the Roth Army site all day waiting for someone to respond to my posts because I think I'm so important and have nothing better to do !! It's called having a life dumbfuck !! I realised I spelled his name wrong the next day and the edit option was gone. Take a fucking pill you fucking 8th grader !!! I'm sure your next response will be just as pathetic !! Keep em going.

Who is a better singer Layne Stanley or Kurt Coburn?

They are both great, but I prefer Steven Taylor from Aerosmith.

DLR7884
Are you done yet? SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

[DLR7884]

Back to the subject at hand....

2 guys that come to my mind are former drummers for Guns N' Roses.

First off....Steven Adler. Nobody would give a shit about this guy if he weren't such a fucking train wreck. He has whored himself out based on his addiction. Nobody gives a fuck about his lame ass band Adler's Appetite.

Second...Matt Sorum. This whiner decided to post shit about Scott Weiland on his blog before he was even out of the band. Who the fuck does that? He is by far the least talented in Velvet Revolver, but runs his mouth more than Duff, Slash, and Kushner combined.

DLR7884
Axl needs a fucking shovel smacked in the back of his head too.

[GAR]

8. Jack White... Because he's fooled everyone.(except me);)

wait - what's the deal with Jack White?

You're kidding, right?

[GAR]

My list has a full page of names, fighting and groping to make their way to the Top 8.. but Tom Scholz is one, Madonna, Britney, Michael Jackson, and of course Sammy Hagar have been already named..

Pete Wentz needs a good punch in the face.. David Byrne, always wanted to see him laid out flat.. Elvis Costello, but he doesn't matter anymore, I'd pay to see Patty Smith knock his ass out only then to be knocked out herself in turn by Boy George then by George Michaels who then blow each other off while falling into the frozen Niagra.

tha'ts a good start, lets keep it going we have some good ideas rollin here

[DLR7884]

Pete Wentz needs a good punch in the face..

Good call.

DLR7884
Fuck that little faggot.

[DLR7884]

Def Leppard all need to be punched in the face.

They fucking suck.

DLR7884
Way to stand the Stanley (not Staley) Cup upside down, Joe!

[Diamondjimi]

wait - what's the deal with Jack White?

You're kidding, right?

Fuck no. He can eat a gun for all I care....

[Panamark]

With Terry around, I almost don't even need to post.....

:gulp:

Just nod in agreement to what he says....


Double ditto..... Terry nails it as usual !!!!

I have to add Boy George and whoever the hell it
was who sang for "Bronkski Beat"

[Matt White]

Hmmm...lets see....

1.) Mutt Lange---No wonder Bon Scott always refered to him as "...the cunt"

2.)Axl Rose---biggest asshole in music...Vince Neil should still kick his ass

3.)Coldplay---every one of 'em....cuz they suck eggs

4.)Sting---look up the word " pompous" in the dictionary...you'll find a picture of Sting next to it

5.) Anybody/everybody who was ever in a "boy" band

6.)Kanye West---cuz he gets on my nerves

7.)Morrissey---becuz he won't go away....and stay there

8.)EVH---becuz he's still an asshole

9.)Spammy Hagar---why so low on the list? He deserves a right-cross to the chops...but no matter what else he does in this life... he has to live the rest of his life in DAVID LEE ROTH's shadow...and that has to hurt

10.)Ted Nugent---cuz he doesn't "walk it like he talks it"

[Jack68]

Cock garage...:lmao:Thank god this site is alive and well.

[VanHalener]

#1 might difficult to hit, but he needs a good smack down.

Steven Segal

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[VanHalener]

I have to toss this one in...

This guy might benefit from an early punch in the face by one of his peers...
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[FORD]

Steely Dan (both of them)
Sammy Hagar
Ted Nugent
Toby Keith
Charlie Daniels
That other redneck asshole who wrote that other 9-11-01 cash in song
Robert Plant (for backing out of the Zep reunion)
Rod Stewart (for backing out of the Faces reunion. Especially since he hasn't made a decent record since they broke up)

[FORD]

Who is a better singer Layne Stanley or Kurt Coburn?

They are both great, but I prefer Steven Taylor from Aerosmith.

DLR7884
Are you done yet? SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

Steve Taylor was in Aerosmith? Guess I missed that album?

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[Diamondjimi]

#1 might difficult to hit, but he needs a good smack down.

Steven Segal

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Absolute SHITE!

:rofl:

Thanks for the laff ,bro!

[hideyoursheep]

That other redneck asshole who wrote that other 9-11-01 cash in song

You mean Jackyl?

[binnie]

1) Spam (not only did his involvement ruin the band, every time he opens his mouth he becomes a bigger asshole.)

2) Robert Plant (for being such a pussy about the reunion. If you were half a legendary as your accolades suggest, you'd man up and do it.)

3) P. Diddy, Puff Daddy (for contributing to the slow erosion of musical standards over the last 15 years, and for being the least convincing middle class gangsta I've ever seen.)

4) Axl Rose (for ruining the greatest band in the world.)

5) Ritchie Blackmore (one of THE great rock guitar players, lavishing his riffs on more truly classic albums than just about any other musician I can think off. I respect your desire to experiment, but PICK THE FUCKING STRAT UP!)

6) Chris Martin (because Coldplay's amazing ability to make being mediocre look difficult offends me, and he clearly expects me to value his opinion on things which he knows nothing about.)

7) Desmond Chld (for ruining so many bands.)

8) Chad Kroeger (for making 35 years olds everywhere think that owning a Nickleback albums makes them 'rock')

[DLR7884]

Chris Cornell has really sold out recently.

He's basically an older version of Justin Timberlake at this point.

Remember back when he was angry and didn't conform to trends?

DLR7884
He left Audioslave to persue this shit?

[DLR7884]

Oh, and this just in.

The original Limp Bisquick lineup will record a new album and have a tour.

This is a preliminary punch in their face, because when that fat fucking wigger starts running his mouth again it will be well deserved.

DLR7884
Why does Wes Borland waste his time in a shit band like that?

[GreenBayLA]

Especially agree with:
Whiny Scott Weiland, Gene $immon$ and Kanye West.

I'll add:
Evan, bassist from Supergroup/Damnocracy on VH1

The Jonas Brothers for their "awesome" rendition of Superstition w/ Stevie Wonder at the Grammys.

Coldplay -warmed over U2 w/ Sting-like tendencies, and apparently Joe Satriani tendencies!

Radiohead - whom Kid Rock brilliantly asked; "where's the genius in there?"

:fufu:

[Seshmeister]

Cool thread

[78/84 guy]

Axl Rose. Winner !! Were is my new car ?

[78/84 guy]

The Gallagher Brothers from Oasis should definitely get a special mention.. Those guys are pricks...

BTW: Anything with the Osbournes is just bad news. I liked Ozzy so much better before the whole reality thing. His kids and wife are just out of hand..

KiD

I thought he said Rock & Roll ? The Gallagher brothers !!! PLEASE !!

[Kristy]

This asshole

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Jimmy_Page_2.jpg

Smug little shithead

and of course, these assholes

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ThePinkFloyd.jpg

[CROWBAR]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/1665-girl-car-mouth-blink.gif

:biggrin:

[Shaun Ponsonby]

The only thing that punk rock should ever really mean
Is not sitting 'round and waiting for the lights to go green
Or thinking that you're better cos you're stood up on a stage
If you're oh so fucking different then who cares what you have to say?
Cos there's no such thing as rockstars
There's just people who play music
And some of them are just like us
But some of them are dicks

[Hardrock69]

I hung out with Zakk for a few hours in 1992. He was a really cool dude. Later on, I was in the photo pit right in front of him during his nightly guitar solo, and when he spotted me he began to make silly faces at me and cracking up and shit as he played the most incredible shit on his axe.

He is who he is, but don't think he is any kind of asshole.

[jhale667]

I hung out with Zakk for a few hours in 1992. He was a really cool dude. Later on, I was in the photo pit right in front of him during his nightly guitar solo, and when he spotted me he began to make silly faces at me and cracking up and shit as he played the most incredible shit on his axe.

He is who he is, but don't think he is any kind of asshole.

I met him in '97 and he was cool as shit too. Think I've told this story here before, but he came in to do an acoustic set during the "Book of Shadows" days, and when me and my buds plopped down in the front row, he looks at us and goes "Guitar players? SHIT, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WARMED UP...." :lmao:

[Hardrock69]

Lol! He probably was great anyway.

[Seshmeister]

Pinched harmonics on an acoustic?

[jhale667]

Lol! He probably was great anyway.

He was. :cool:


Pinched harmonics on an acoustic?

No, he wisely stayed away from those... :hee:

[Terry]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/1665-girl-car-mouth-blink.gif

:biggrin:


Thanks for the seizures...worse than Japanamation...:)

[Terry]

This asshole

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Jimmy_Page_2.jpg

Smug little shithead
]

Aw...leave the aging pedophile warlock alone!

[binnie]

Jani Lane should be on that list (assuming we would count him as a 'Rockstar' anymore.)

David Dramain

Tom G. Warrior (genius, but an Axl Rose like asshole.)

Brian Robertson

Ginger Baker (a whinging cunt.)

[Steve Savicki]

Eddie Van Halen... if not mentioned already.

[BITEYOASS]

Holy shit! I can't believe you all forgot to mention how much of an asshole Yngwie Malmsteen is. He's the fuckin epitome of a Rock n Roll asshole! Right up there with Axl.

[Etienne]

Holy shit! I can't believe you all forgot to mention how much of an asshole Yngwie Malmsteen is. He's the fuckin epitome of a Rock n Roll asshole! Right up there with Axl.

Almost everyone is calling Yngwie an asshole, but why? Is there any reason? :umm:

[hambon4lif]

"Yngwie and I have parted ways due to 'religious differences'....he thought he was God, and I disagreed" - Joe Lynn Turner

:lmao:

[hambon4lif]

Ted Nugent. Asshole or attitude?Nugent is the very definition of a dildo.....a fake rubber dick!

[FORD]

"Yngwie and I have parted ways due to 'religious differences'....he thought he was God, and I disagreed" - Joe Lynn Turner

:lmao:

As much as I can't stand Joe Lynn Foreigner Clone, that was a funny quote. :biggrin:

[Kristy]

Some others

http://weblogs.dailypress.com/entertainment/music/pop/blog/DaveMatthews184%5B1%5D.jpghttp://forgottenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/george-michael.jpg
http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/festivus/2008/07/11/rothbury_beth_orton.jpghttp://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/13568571/Mike+Patton+emag_mikepatton1_050108_4_ea34.jpghttp ://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HaGoQTdmTRw/TIggod8PPjI/AAAAAAAAAFk/Oxi5YwwA-2A/s1600/mani.jpghttp://images.hitfix.com/photos/346801/sarah-mclachlan_article_story_main.jpg

Dave Matthews, George Micheal, Beth Orton, Mike Patton (total dick), Mani from Stone Roses, Sarah McLachlan

[sadaist]

Almost everyone is calling Yngwie an asshole, but why? Is there any reason? :umm:


Someone post the clip of Yngwie drunk on the airplane where he threatens to unleash the fookin fury. I can't find it.

[Nitro Express]

Sting. Any asshole that thinks his music makes the wine his slaves on his plantation produce taste better has earned his asshole merit badge.

[FORD]

So that's what "Message In A Bottle" was about? Selling fucking wine? :biggrin:

That song's no good without Stewart Copeland anyway......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA9QKyNB_00

[lesfunk]

I'm surprised (not really considering the ass licking they get around here) that Jagger and Richards are not #'s 1 and 1a.
Those two have left a trail of personal tragedy and destruction unequaled in R&R History.

[Kristy]

Sting is a natural.