Hardrock69
10-24-2005, 10:17 AM
Three Texan surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
some of the surgeries they had performed.
One of them said; "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later,
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said; "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in one of the field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said; "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago,
a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's President of the United
States!"
some of the surgeries they had performed.
One of them said; "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later,
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said; "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in one of the field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said; "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago,
a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's President of the United
States!"