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Phil theStalker
10-30-2005, 07:20 AM
I'm burned out.


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ThrillsNSpills
10-30-2005, 07:49 AM
:birthday:

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Dave's Bitch
10-30-2005, 11:10 AM
Happy birthday phil :)
Soul Reaper
10-30-2005, 02:57 PM
GRATE news, phil....Happy Breastday to you.....
Horseskin
10-30-2005, 06:15 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You're so burned out, PHIL. How burned out are you?
ashstralia
10-31-2005, 07:05 AM
h4ppy b1rthd4y, phil!

if i could, i'd give you a ww3 survival pack, and a haarp-buster.
Phil theStalker
10-31-2005, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by ashstralia
h4ppy b1rthd4y, phil!

if i could, i'd give you a ww3 survival pack, and a haarp-buster.
I could use a box cutter.


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THANK YOU EVERYO1NE!
Or just you FIVE (5)!
flappo
10-31-2005, 11:18 AM
flappy boithday , you short assed fucking jew bastard

:D
Soul Reaper
10-31-2005, 01:28 PM
where's my five, Phil?
ELVIS
10-31-2005, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by flappo
flappy boithday , you short assed fucking jew bastard

:D

Ditto...:D


Hope you had a good one!


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flappo
10-31-2005, 01:48 PM
i always said this was the gratest fucking site on the net

:D

over at the rb , hahah

lets just say , it's laaaame
Phil theStalker
10-31-2005, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by flappo
i always said this was the gratest fucking site on the net

:D

over at the rb , hahah

lets just say , it's laaaame Let's just say it's spavined over there, but dat wood require a vocabuLARRY.

Soooooooooooooooo lettuce look at da definiTITions aff da werd 'lame', shall wee:

LAME: someo1ne who doesn'ot undastand wot's goin' on

true dat

LAME: pathetically lacking in f4orce or effectivieness; " a feeble board"; "a lame host"; or "Joe Rogan" are synonyms

double true dat

Oh weel, ya'C, lame can also mmmean crippled. As in "crippled in da mind"; "crippled inside"' and "Joe Rogan's crippled mmind (butt fir1st he'd have t2o have o1ne - a mind)" all mmeans lame, t2oo

triple true dat

And so you see, flappo is rite.

Da werld is filled wit mysterous and cuntusual things. Wee have just sexzaminationed dis philnominon lamely and wwe will neva do dat agin.

It wuz t2oo lame.


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Phil theStalker
10-31-2005, 05:24 PM
OH, is dis mmy birthday thread?! huh

And I'm doing mmy best boxcutter material in it..

flappo, post dis ova aT brother St. Joseph's board..

let them know wot we all know..

they'll be emBAREASSed!

ok

o1ne bird flu shot COMING UP..

i'd like a big mac, fries and a flu shot...

i'm using mmy best material i was saving f4or da comedy club..

i'll be creeping up on Joseph..

and creeping Joe..

tit's mmy birthday and -

HALLOOWEEENIE - HOLLA BOYS AND GIRLS

SECUNT ONLY T2O MARDI GRAS!

(i wuz reely born on a 'eve' aff hallooween)

toxic mold and FEMA

MOVE ON, PEOPLE

life goes on...

pOST dis a Joe's

he won't mmmind

Joe's board is like a terribleous lookingly accident..

tit looks like mmaybe they wenTIT f4or da brake and hit da gas..



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Dan
10-31-2005, 05:38 PM
Happy Birthday Phil or should I say Joe.:)
Keeyth
10-31-2005, 05:44 PM
Happy Birthday Phil!

But wait! I thought it was t2wo late?? :D
Phil theStalker
10-31-2005, 05:50 PM
HOw Joe started down da path aff taking DRUGS.

Tit will mmake yer skin crawl.

Joe Rogan was born in a place in Boston called HELLTOWN..

Legend has tit dat tit used t2o bee called Jamacia Plain or sumplace..

sum say, a child wuz murdered by it's parents at JAMMAICA POND and yoo can still here da baby's crys there at nite..

So brother Joseph would have been scared out aff his mmind...butt 1st he had t2o have on1e (a mmind)..

And, Joe starTITed sexperimenting wit aspirin and vodka at 9 yeers old..

da rest is history..

spooky


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Phil theStalker
10-31-2005, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Keeyth
Happy Birthday Phil!

But wait! I thought it was t2wo late?? :D Tit's neva t2oo late..

Aff yoo git in yer car yoo can celebrate wit mme t2onite!


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Phil theStalker
10-31-2005, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by Dan
Happy Birthday Phil or should I say Joe.:)
Can yoo say SHEEP? :confused:

Y'know I like t2o come here an let my hair down.

My hair dat hasn't fallen out yet.

Why doo yooo keep blowing mmmy cover, dude?


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Soul Reaper
11-01-2005, 12:53 PM
Are you gay, Joe?!

You seem to be asking yourself that question a lot....
Phil theStalker
11-01-2005, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Are you gay, Joe?!

You seem to be asking yourself that question a lot....
I know I've been asking mmyself dat a lotly...lately.

Mmaybe I'm sumplace in da middlely.

Oh, aff only i could know f4or sure like ChasTITy Bono, y'knowno?!

I've also been asking mmself where mmy hair went.

I'm not mmade outta hair plugs.


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flappo
11-02-2005, 02:11 AM
hahh , nice pix
franksters
11-02-2005, 08:29 AM
how old anyway?

happy d thay!
Cathedral
11-02-2005, 09:02 AM
Cheer's to ya, Philbert!
And i agree, it's never too late until the heart stops beating.

Hope is a side-effect of Life.
Matt White
11-02-2005, 01:06 PM
HAPPY B-DAY PHIL...you 'ol villian you!!!

Pass the glue!!!:D