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4moreyears
10-31-2005, 03:39 PM
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so
many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal
Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures
that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a
professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil,
selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher
taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare
programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her
professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father.

He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA,
and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting t hat she
was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying,
which left her no time to go out and party like other people she
knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really
have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is you friend Audrey doing?"

She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy
classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so
popular on campus, college for her is a blast. She's always invited
to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for
classes because she's too hung over."

Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's
office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your
friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and
certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily
fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I have worked really hard for my
grades!
I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done
next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail
off!"

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the
Republican Party."

Hardrock69
10-31-2005, 03:48 PM
No shit.

I think anyone who actually advocates "redistribution of the wealth" would scream bloody murder if they were asked to give up any of their property.

Not to mention the fact that it is a typical argument of the fucking loser-welfare slacker class....

weesfreewheelin
10-31-2005, 05:25 PM
Oh the irony;)

FORD
10-31-2005, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by weesfreewheelin
Oh the irony;)

The irony of what?

Chimpy's legacy degree from Yale?

Keeyth
10-31-2005, 07:28 PM
Yeah, that is EXACTLY how Bush got thru college. Someone handed him a GPA he didn't earn. So where's the joke????

BigBadBrian
10-31-2005, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Keeyth
Yeah, that is EXACTLY how Bush got thru college. Someone handed him a GPA he didn't earn. So where's the joke????

Uh huh. :rolleyes:

If someone handed him his GPA, maybe they could've done better than the D he got in one of his courses. ;)

Of course, that was still better than what Kerry got. I guess his GPA-handler wasn't as good as Bush's, huh? :cool: :cool: :cool:

Keeyth
10-31-2005, 08:03 PM
Have you been eating from your tube of anal lube again Brian??

Hardrock69
11-01-2005, 11:45 AM
Of course he has.
;)

Seshmeister
11-01-2005, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by 4moreyears
Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to Haliburton..."

weesfreewheelin
11-01-2005, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by FORD
The irony of what?

Chimpy's legacy degree from Yale?

Did I miss something in the original post? Where did it mention Bush? Jesus dude, you really should get out more often. Your rhetoric is beyond boring:sleepy:

Keeyth
11-01-2005, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by weesfreewheelin
Did I miss something in the original post? Where did it mention Bush? Jesus dude, you really should get out more often. Your rhetoric is beyond boring:sleepy:

Hey there you clueless bonehead! It mentioned the Republican Party, of which Bush is the top dog right now, MORON!!!!!

Try to keep up there, skippy!:cool:

weesfreewheelin
11-01-2005, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Keeyth
Hey there you clueless bonehead! It mentioned the Republican Party, of which Bush is the top dog right now, MORON!!!!!

Try to keep up there, skippy!:cool:

Oh looky, ford has a band wagon of 12 year old cheerleaders. Very impressive verbage there doreen. :rolleyes: The jist of the original post, to me, is that whether you like it or not most everyone is a capitalist. And yes, most republicans are staunch capitalist. But regardless of political party, we all support capitalism. If you disagree with this asumption, then lets hear a cognitive explanation. If not, then after you take out the trash go wash mommys car;)

Keeyth
11-01-2005, 02:03 PM
:rolleyes:

Keeyth
11-01-2005, 02:03 PM
I was commenting on your misguided accusation that FORD's "rhetoric is boring" and that it did not pertain to the original post.

Again, try to keep up there junior, and tell your Mom she left her panties in my car... ...jist and all! :D

knuckleboner
11-01-2005, 02:56 PM
eh, it's a decent joke.

(a tad simplistic on the real life analogy; but ok for humor's sake.)