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Hardrock69
11-01-2005, 12:59 PM
Guitarist "Metal" Mike Chlasciak (HALFORD, SEBASTIAN BACH, PAINMUSEUM) has issued the following update:

"Greetings, metal horde. I have been in Los Angeles for the last few weeks working on several metal endeavors. While I promised myself to stay focused in order to keep grinding out some massive riifs, there are sidetracks that for name of rock you have to part take in. So, thanks to Playboy, on Friday, November 4th, I'll be attending the taping of the first episode shoot for Jenna Jameson's new Playboy TV reality series 'American Sex Star'. From what I gather, it's similar to 'America's Next Top Model', however instead of a runway model they will choose the next hot porn star. What a brilliant idea. Either way, count me in!

"In related front, on PAINMUSEUM's website, painmuseum.com, we have started a new feature called 'Diaries,' and they will be just that; personal diaries from me as well as other band members from time to time on different topics. So, if this reality show taping and the after party have anything exciting happening, and really what are the chances that they won't, I might have to let you on the secrets utilizing this new forum. I remember writing show diaries during all of the HALFORD tours and I enjoyed doing them very much. Although it seems like there is more and more to do here everyday, I will continue doing this."



LMAO!!!
Awww can't they show it on prime-time TV?

I wanna tune into ABC at 7 PM on a MONDAY ...wait a minute...let's make that a SUNDAY, and see Jenna Jameson narrating the performances of hopeful porn stars sucking cock!!!
:D

Right when the entire family is gathered around the TV set.

WOOHOO!!

http://www.playboy.com/playboytv/original_series/americansexstar/

Hardrock69
11-01-2005, 01:36 PM
:D

Carmine
11-01-2005, 01:49 PM
LMAO!!!

Great pic, HR69!