Do you have a favourite T-shirt saying? [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

Millermoos

11-07-2005, 10:25 AM

some T-shirt sayings I have seen around that I like:

Trust me... I am Doctor.

Blondes are more fun but
Brunettes remember it the next day.

Vodka - connecting people

Man Invented Booze, God Invented Marijuana ~ Who Do YOU Trust?

National Sarcasm Society
Like we need your support.

CIA - Central Ignorance Agency

Heavily Medicated for Your Safety

If you know of any fun once add them to the list.
Millermoos

Golden AWe

11-07-2005, 10:58 AM

I have some t-shirts I like...

"United Colors Of Satan"

"IN CASH WE TRUST"

"NO GUTS, NO GLORY - GOOD RIDE"

Then a baseball-logo-styled text shirt that says "PERVERT"

Matt White

11-07-2005, 06:19 PM

"Do you have a favourite T-shirt saying?"

NO

I keed I keed

stringfelowhawk

11-07-2005, 06:29 PM

Yeah, I got one not so long ago to make fun of all these dumbass rappers that spew the same ole shit. Instead of "Big Pimpin" with cash on it, mine says, "Medium Pimpin" with change on it. I get alot of laughs when I wear it out. Just my way of saying, "Fuck You" to record companies that have to go find a copycat artist to capitalize on whoever broke 14 mins and 59 secs ago. You know, like the hair bands in the 80's, like the grunge and alternative bullshit in the 90's, the teen pop boyband gayness a few years back?

I have another shirt that says, "This Is My Clone"!
My favorite says, "I'm here to kill you. Next time keep that chain letter goin"!

I saw one not long ago worn by an infant in a stroller that said, "I'm proof my mommy and daddy love to fuck"! That made spit out my milk. No pun intended!

stringfelowhawk

11-07-2005, 06:31 PM

"I'm Rick James ghost bitch"!!
A friend wore that to work one day and everybody who saw it got a good chuckle.

Dirty Duck

11-07-2005, 06:33 PM

" Got Tequila"

You're probley like: "whats wrong with that!!?"

NOW picture Sammy Hagar wearing the shirt with sweat stains pouring out of his underarms while playing the guitar.

stringfelowhawk

11-07-2005, 06:46 PM

A few more:

"You'll regret reading this shirt when the sketch artist tells you to describe my face"!

"I'm what Willis was talkin bout"!

"If you're already this close why don't you just suck my dick"?

Millermoos

11-10-2005, 07:14 AM

I like some of your T-shirt sayings.
Keep adding to the list if you see any funny once.
Millermoos

bueno bob

11-10-2005, 12:16 PM

I have two:

"SHUT UP BITCH" (a plain white shirt with big black letters...nothing on the back)

and my new one:

"PROTECT YOUR NUTS" (a squirrel guarding a pile of nuts with a big stick in his hands)

Diamondjimi

11-10-2005, 12:29 PM

Fave t shirt is "Hey ,it ain't gonna suck itself"...with an arrow pointing south !

Hardrock69

11-10-2005, 01:49 PM

My fave curent t-shirt saying is:

Life is just a game
The Blues is serious

I used to sell rock merchandise. Had several comapnies I used to distribute.

Some faves from back then:

Make Friends The Hollywood Way: FUCK 'EM!

I Like Chicks Who Suck Dicks

Millermoos

11-14-2005, 01:13 PM

Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.

or this one...

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

I quite like this one as well.
Millermoos

Dave's Bitch

12-07-2005, 07:30 PM

665 The neighbor of the beast

jhale667

12-07-2005, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
665 The neighbor of the beast

It's 667, Dammit!! :D

My favorite shirt at the moment says "It's all relative in West Virginia". :p

Dave's Bitch

12-07-2005, 08:07 PM

i have this shirt :)

jhale667

12-07-2005, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
i have this shirt :)

I'm kidding, DB...I saw one years ago that said '667', and it stuck. After all, '665' is just the neighbor on the other side...:D

DLR7884

12-08-2005, 10:04 AM

I had a shirt about 10 years ago that I lost a few years back.

It was pretty popular at the time.

It had a picture of the Trix rabbit and said, "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks."

DLR7884
I can't find anywhere that sells it anymore, fucking PC fuckers.

MIKEMASON.COM

11-06-2009, 05:09 PM

I in fact have the greatest t-shirt on the planet……..

“who died and made you David Lee Roth”

Igosplut

11-06-2009, 06:02 PM

I saw this years ago and had one made. One old lady honked so far.....

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/honk.jpg

Kristy

11-06-2009, 07:06 PM

Saw a high school girl about a year ago who had a shirt saying "No one cares about your shitty blog."

chefcraig

11-06-2009, 07:26 PM

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7250/alinda.jpg (http://img22.imageshack.us/i/alinda.jpg/)

kwame k

11-06-2009, 07:41 PM

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7250/alinda.jpg (http://img22.imageshack.us/i/alinda.jpg/)

:lmao:

Seshmeister

11-06-2009, 08:15 PM

I still have a kit for doing T-shirts from doing a couple for a pals birthday.

I'm going to stick this on a blank t-shirt tomorrow. Not sure why it's funny...

http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/i-fucking-love-this-stick.jpg

Nitro Express

11-06-2009, 08:30 PM

My father in law wears a shirt that says "Too Old to Care."

Nitro Express

11-06-2009, 08:34 PM

I used to live in Brazil and the trend was to wear english T-Shirts from the US. So you would see people wearing shirts that they would just die if they knew what they said. I remember one very conservative, religious lady in our building wearing a T-shirt that said "SLUT" LOL!

Anonymous

11-06-2009, 10:48 PM

I'm sexy when I'm drunk.

Cheers! :bottle:

SparkieD

11-06-2009, 10:55 PM

My favorite t-shirt says "Keith Richards for President."

Diamondjimi

11-06-2009, 11:27 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/PornStar.jpg

kwame k

11-06-2009, 11:55 PM

I'm sexy when I'm drunk.

Cheers! :bottle:

You sure are, bitch:biggrin:

Little Texan

11-07-2009, 02:28 AM

"You're not yourself today

I noticed the improvement immediately"

Sensible Shoes

11-07-2009, 07:44 AM

I bought one for a drummer friend that has a drawing of a kit on the front and says -

"Bang me"

One of mine says "Bite me" - which I wear on days I don't want anybody fucking with me.

I love my Beavis "cornholio" shirt to this day -

And the T-shirt I regret the most - The Green T-shirt circa 1978 that read "A woman's place is in the House......and the Senate" Why? Well in 1978, I believed wearing that T-shirt meant I could not listen to Van Halen. At least publicly. Oh so sad. I could have seen them locally in their pre-arena days if I didn't have my head up my ass. Thanks to Lou, I now have a bootleg of that show, but the audio quality so poor that you can barely hear it. And I kick myself straight in the ass every time I listen.

thome

11-07-2009, 09:04 AM

THIS 1/2 COFFEE TASTES LIKE 3/4 SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

and on the back

BOB SAGET!!!

c with a circle around it

Shaun Ponsonby

11-07-2009, 09:20 AM

My favourite one read:

"I'm Sorry, I'm Not Quite Insecure Enough to Wear a T-shirt with a Ridiculous Phrase on the Front"

thome

11-07-2009, 09:27 AM

NUDE...?

no I mean I am on the back

no I mean right now...like Mr. HiLter

nakt!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Fukk Yah

This is the thread for drinkie times posting.

I'm not really but you don't know for sure

Ha WTF ........on the back..

or a tattoo of loonie tunes

another loose cannon gone by-polar

and on the back

who fukking cares

and on the back whazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaahhh

cause I am a dual quad

Anonymous

11-07-2009, 10:27 AM

One of mine says "Bite me" - which I wear on days I don't want anybody fucking with me.

But... why not??? :(

Cheers! :bottle:

Coyote

11-07-2009, 10:51 AM

Mine says "Van Halen live 1982"...

FORD

11-08-2009, 02:56 AM

I saw a t-shirt that read "50% Italian, 50% Chinese, 100% Brooklyn." Cool. These are a couple of my favorites:

http://images9.cafepress.com/product/5358989v13_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg

Got 3 of those. One Black, one White, one Red. Now I just gotta find a Yellow one so I have it in all 4 colors of the Medicine Wheel.

THEDOCTOR

11-09-2009, 11:47 AM

"ass- the other vagina"

VanHalener

11-09-2009, 09:05 PM

Some stoner on a show my girl watches wears a shirt that says

I Eat Vegans

My buddy got kicked out of school in '84 for wearing

DAMM
drunks against Mad Mothers

Dr. Love

11-09-2009, 09:24 PM

I'm in a band (show me your hooters)

and

Objects in pants are larger than they may appear

diamondsgirl

11-11-2009, 02:55 PM

I in fact have the greatest t-shirt on the planet……..

“who died and made you David Lee Roth”

Nice!

diamondsgirl

11-11-2009, 02:58 PM

Saw this one a while ago.

"Warning: I Scream When I Cum".

:hee:

Hardrock69

11-12-2009, 02:43 PM

I Love Chicks Who Suck Dicks

lesfunk

11-12-2009, 06:47 PM

I have a shirt that says "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

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