Spinal tap!!!!!

[roryrobson666]

Yay everyone salute the tap!!!!
Easily the best film....EVER!!!!

Heres a great website;

http://spinaltapfan.com/spinal-tap-sounds.html

Whats everyones verdict...... maybe we could start off a quote war....'the question is, how much more black can you get, and the awnser is none.... none more black'

i reckon i can give people a run for their money?!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Nah-Bad News is much better.

Spinal Tap stole Bad News' idea as well. Plus, its got a better cast (The Comic Strip-Rik Mayall, Ade Edmonson, Nigel Plainer, Dawn French etc)

And the sequel "More Bad News" features guest appearences by Lemmy, Ozzy, The Scorpions, Philthy Animal, Fish and Def Leppard.

[roryrobson666]

spinal tap is a fookin' classic it cant be beat

[saint]

Spinal Tap is more on the money

But Bad News funnier

[roryrobson666]

Originally posted by saint
Spinal Tap is more on the money

But Bad News funnier

no way man!!!

[three quid]

hi there robbo i have read much of your stuff on this website and i find much of what you talk true.... spinal tap is an all time classic and i with no dout regard this as one of the best films ever your faifull follower 3 quid

[three quid]

does enyone no wether there is a follow up to this is spinal tap?? my penis size is one of a goat!...... what do people think of moslims... just a question thankx

[Diamondjimi]

Both flicks are fuckin brilliant !

Does anyone know if Bad New is available on DVD?

[roryrobson666]

Originally posted by three quid
hi there robbo i have read much of your stuff on this website and i find much of what you talk true.... spinal tap is an all time classic and i with no dout regard this as one of the best films ever your faifull follower 3 quid

there was 'the return of spinal tap'!!!! its mainly concert footage with some clips of the band its good

[The Scatologist]

You can't dust for vomit

[roryrobson666]

'it was tragic really, he exploded onstage, he just was like... a flash of green light... and that was it nothing was left, there was a little green globule left on his drum seat'

[roryrobson666]

'hundreds of people spontainiously combust each year.. its just not well documented'

[loss of fools]

gotta love spinal tap, pure classic.

the better the cushion, the sweeter the pushin!

[Diamondjimi]

Nigel: Listen, just listen.....
Marty: I don't hear anything !
Nigel: The sustain...can you hear it?
Marty: No,I don't.
Nigel: Wellll...you would if it were playing !
Nigel: Ahhhhhhhhhh ! You can go and have a bite and you'd still be 'earin that one !

[Diamondjimi]

Nigel on what type of work he'd be doing if Spinal Tap called it a day...

"I guess I could work in a haberdash chapeau shop or something.
Uh what size do you wear ? No I'm sorry were all out , do you wear black ?"

[Unchainme]

[reading a review of the album "Shark Sandwich"]
Marty DiBergi: The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich".


This is based on incident that happened to Quiet Riot, They had an album called Condition Critical and it got the two word review Condition Terminal.

[Unchainme]

[David raises hand after Ian Faith Quits the Band]
Derek Smalls: Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow night?
David St. Hubbins: No of course we're not going to do fucking Stonehenge tomorrow night!

[roryrobson666]

hahaha!!!

workin on a sex farm,
ploughing through your bean field;
gettin out my pitchfork,
and pokin your hay....
sex farm woman...................

LOVE TAP!!!!

[fret_buzz_blues]

:lol: Some classic moments in that film!
I had never heard of Bad news 'til now...when did that come out?

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by fret_buzz_blues
:lol: Some classic moments in that film!
I had never heard of Bad news 'til now...when did that come out?

The mid 80's I believe.......

[ashstralia]

'have a good time, ALL the time.' - viv savage.


that sums up rock n roll, eh?

[roryrobson666]

that quote is classic!!!
'we are not doing a jazz exploration in front of a festival crowd!'

[Diamondjimi]

Mick Shrimpton : "As long as there's sex and drugs I can do without
Rock n Roll ! "

[Mr. Vengeance]

Artie Fufkin: You know what I want you to do? Will you do something for me?
David St. Hubbins: What?
Artie Fufkin: Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass.

[Mr. Vengeance]

I love this one, with the album reviews:

Marty DiBergi: "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

Nigel Tufnel: That's just nitpicking, isn't it?


Just nitpicking!!! I love that line!

[Antman]

Shark Sandwich: The review was simply shit sandwich.

[Antman]

When was Bad News released? Never heard of it.

[Antman]

I should read the other posts before I post. Sorry for being redundant.

[LoungeMachine]

You can't dust for vomit

[Diamondjimi]

.....HELLO CLEVELAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Vengeance]

I think this thread would be much better if it were in doubly.....

[Mr. Vengeance]

"I told them it should read, Spinal Tap first and then Puppet Show...We do have the big dressing room"

"Oh bigger than the puppets??? Well that's something!!!"

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Antman
When was Bad News released? Never heard of it.


Before fookin' Spinal Tap, thats for sure.

[roryrobson666]

hahahaha!!! i dont think its because we were off tonight... i think the problem was a stonehenge monument in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Before fookin' Spinal Tap, thats for sure.

Before '84 ?

[Diamondjimi]

The classic......... wait for it !................

"These go to eleven"

[roryrobson666]

'it cant be played never'
'dont point'
'can i look at it?'
'no... seen enough of that one'

[jhale667]

"Bad News" was done by the guys from the "Young Ones"...think it came out in '83...and oh yeah...I've partied at Duke Fame's house!! ;)

[roryrobson666]

well spinal tap was recorded in '82?! so which was the original idea?

[roryrobson666]

'will he lie there forever with tubes up his nose
with pee pee and poo poo spilling out through a hose'

[jhale667]

Originally posted by roryrobson666
well spinal tap was recorded in '82?! so which was the original idea?

Well, Tap then obviously...but the Bad News guys WERE actual Brits...One of the funniest parts of that is when they play the Castle Donnington Festival..."Right when Vim yelled out 'I am the reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix! All must kneel and praise me!' --THAT was when the crowd rioted....":D

[roryrobson666]

i couldnt believe that tap were american the first time i saw it!!!
its so good!!!

[jhale667]

"And oh, how they danced...the little people of Stonehenge....":D

[roryrobson666]

'HELLO MR DEBURGHI>>> HAHAGWAHHA'

[roryrobson666]

'How much did you sell the castle for nige? '
'$10,000'
'a killing a killing...'

[roryrobson666]

this twisted old fruit here...
im just as god made me sir...

[sammysucks65]

gotta love spinal tap the coolest movie ever.....i love it ....i salute the tap.

"Put a live ferret in your trousers, you'll be surprised by his energy"

-nigel tufnel.....he said that in real life i believe

[Coyote]

"This one goes to 11..."

[Dave's Bitch]

Nigel Tufnel is god

im in love with David St Hubbins.my friend has a Tap tribute band (Spinal Pap,like on the guys sign at the start of the movie and they rock)

[ashstralia]

thanks, davesbitch, for this truly magnificent bump.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

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