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Hardrock69
11-09-2005, 02:05 PM
http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109


LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
:lol:

DavidLeeNatra
11-09-2005, 02:31 PM
OH MY GOD! ! ! this is the funniest shit I've read for a looooong time!!! STICKY IT !!!! tears are falling from heavy laughing...

Hardrock69
11-09-2005, 03:20 PM
DAMN!

That thread is 40 pages long!
:eek:

OMG!!!

The dude has an actual website!!! LMFAO!!!!!
:lol:

http://www.anuslaptops.com/

DavidLeeNatra
11-09-2005, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
DAMN!

That thread is 40 pages long!


yeah...but worth reading every one of it...just take the time...that guy is the fucking man...he deserves a medal for that job...!!!

DavidLeeNatra
11-09-2005, 04:01 PM
oh...and john holmes might love it, too...

Seshmeister
11-09-2005, 04:23 PM
Fucking hell that's a long read...:D

DavidLeeNatra
11-09-2005, 04:36 PM
yes...and I just finished it (you can overread some of it, though)...the guy is a LEGEND!!! good lord...he even got the fucker to take pictures...and the anus laptops crack me up....

Diamondjimi
11-09-2005, 05:35 PM
No shit !

ashstralia
11-09-2005, 10:42 PM
hahah! imagine the silly buggers trying to power this up!

'umfufu, why does it have the name etched in it?'

Hardrock69
11-10-2005, 03:08 AM
He burned the name in the LCD screen with a soldering iron.

Not only that, he scammed the idiot a second time.


The Failure mentions Cole's yahoo email addresses several times, so I have taken a chance and emailed one of them with the following in the hopes he will respond:


Hello, I was given your name by a man in Manchester, UK named Richard Cole. He said you had many great laptops to sale for me, and so i humbly ask you if yu can tel me the kind of laptops yuo have and what the sale price is in pounds sterling. if I can have many of theim, I may wish to purchase same through my bank, as I am recently inherited the sume of 50,000,000 pounds sterling and want to invest in business venture to make more money, using the standard modalities.

thank you and god bless,

Kenneth Mtumbo
London, UK

:D
:lol:

Classic
11-10-2005, 03:17 AM
It took 4 hours to read through...worth every second!

I started to pity those Nigerians...almost

Diamondjimi
11-10-2005, 03:35 AM
Cole & dumbass#2 are dumber than dogshit. I'm amazed they even
understand the concept of e-mail !

flappo
11-10-2005, 03:55 AM
pure genius

flappo
11-10-2005, 03:58 AM
ahahah

wot aboot their sister company?

semen-electronics

:D

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 04:08 AM
Originally posted by flappo
pure genius

indeed!!! that guy is a hero, really...these pictures of the UPS-people packing all the shit into their cars are fantastic...

and the "we lost the saw but this is the governor and the hammer of death"-pics are ubeatable, too...

Classic
11-10-2005, 04:23 AM
And the "Cole v2.0" project, where he sends pictures of his employees that "got killed"...

PRICELESS!!

http://www.thescambaiter.com/FORUM/showthread.php?t=1132

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by Classic
And the "Cole v2.0" project, where he sends pictures of his employees that "got killed"...

PRICELESS!!

http://www.thescambaiter.com/FORUM/showthread.php?t=1132

oh shit...this will take me a few hours again :D

jero
11-10-2005, 04:38 AM
This is so good! LMAO on my Anus laptop

Classic
11-10-2005, 04:44 AM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
oh shit...this will take me a few hours again :D

Hey, it's only 85 pages...

jero
11-10-2005, 04:50 AM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
indeed!!! that guy is a hero, really...these pictures of the UPS-people packing all the shit into their cars are fantastic...

and the "we lost the saw but this is the governor and the hammer of death"-pics are ubeatable, too...

Hey DLN! Did you know that our friend with the hat is back in circulation?? It's the same Nigerian I think!

http://cgi.ebay.com/DAVID-LEE-ROTH-Rare-SEQUIN-SIGNED-HAT-from-GIGOLO-Video_W0QQitemZ7561298004QQcategoryZ61QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by jero
Hey DLN! Did you know that our friend with the hat is back in circulation?? It's the same Nigerian I think!

http://cgi.ebay.com/DAVID-LEE-ROTH-Rare-SEQUIN-SIGNED-HAT-from-GIGOLO-Video_W0QQitemZ7561298004QQcategoryZ61QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem

link...doesn't work...but I'd stay away from it anyway...

jero
11-10-2005, 05:13 AM
Allright DLN!
Don't forget to watch Holland beat the Italians next saturday.

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 05:14 AM
Originally posted by jero
Allright DLN!
Don't forget to watch Holland beat the Italians next saturday.

sorry...gotta watch my team getting fucked by the frogs :(

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 05:17 AM
Originally posted by Classic
Hey, it's only 85 pages...

and while I'm going through them I have to correct myself...that guy is not a hero...he is a GOD! the monster ANUS-laptop...unfuckingbelievable...

ashstralia
11-10-2005, 05:25 AM
butch driveshaft..... uhuhuhuh....

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 07:03 AM
just when you think it can't get any better...man...he starts with some old computer shit and ends up with sending the "mugu" a washing mashine, a dryer and a fucking stove!!!

and at the end the scammer seems to be in serious trouble for borrowing all the money to pay UPS or DHL ... gets what he deserves!!!

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 08:01 AM
the scammer... a bit "pissed" :D

http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/pics/trophies/cole/cole14.jpg

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 08:04 AM
the scammer and his "hitman"...you miss the "saw of death" in this picture? well...wait for the next one...

http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/pics/trophies/cole/saw3.jpg

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 08:15 AM
http://forum.thescambaiter.com/uploads/theFAILURE/2004-12-18_175009_23.jpg

Vinnie Velvet
11-10-2005, 08:59 AM
LMAO!!!!!!

Seshmeister
11-10-2005, 09:38 AM
http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/freight5/1.JPG

Seshmeister
11-10-2005, 10:33 AM
Ultra Owning...

http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/freight5/part3/c/1small.jpg

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
Ultra Owning...

http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/freight5/part3/c/1small.jpg

fucking unreal...I love the pics where the ups staff is carrying all the garbage away... :D

Classic
11-10-2005, 10:41 AM
It's really heart-breaking how these "mugu's" really are sitting ducks to the baitermen.

I mean, this Cole v2.0 guy received:

1st: *Monster Anus* washing machine
http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/freight5/part3/washer/6.jpg

2nd: *Super Anus* Dryer
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/butch_driveshaft/25.jpg

3rd: *The Lagos 419 Oven*
http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/freight5/stove/16.JPG

http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/freight5/stove/15.JPG


...I think he should, at least slowly, start realizing he's gonna be fucked again and again...unbelievable stuff.

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 10:48 AM
and don't forget the cell-phones he also got...

http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/freight5/cell/1.JPG

http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/freight5/cell/2.JPG

:D

Classic
11-10-2005, 10:54 AM
Yeah, but I mean, he had already received those "laptops", on his own expenses, yet he still was excited to "purchase" those cell phones.

I just can't believe anybody, even in a third world cuntry like Nigeria could be such a dumb fucker! LMAO

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 10:59 AM
but the guy who runs the job is really a smartass!!! he knows how to keep these guys in the mood to pick it up...and I believe, that they really put in money they probably don't have and NEED to get it back...

Classic
11-10-2005, 11:11 AM
Maybe it speaks volumes about the profits those scammers are able to gain, if they're lucky. They are ready to pay 1000's of dollars of real money for the shipping costs only.

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 11:31 AM
HOLY FUCK!!!! I was just surfing his site and look what he made a "mugu" do...that guy is beyond evrything...



and yes...it's a rock hanging from his nutsack :D

flappo
11-10-2005, 11:49 AM
dumb fucking ni*****

ahhaha

Classic
11-10-2005, 12:30 PM
Jeezuz...

Hardrock69
11-10-2005, 12:34 PM
There is another site called 419eater.com with a lot of hilarious shit as well.


Oh Christ!!! Cole v2.0 (link posted above by Classic) is a fucking scream!!

How can this guy be so fucking stoopid?

This is astonishing!!!!

:lol:

flappo
11-10-2005, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by Classic
Jeezuz...

it's a joke

i'm not really a nazi

'it's my schtick'

Classic
11-10-2005, 12:44 PM
Yezz I've noticed it, I was merely referring to what I saw in that picture!

flappo
11-10-2005, 12:45 PM
'sok

love the av btw

dave was fucking kewl in that pic

Classic
11-10-2005, 12:52 PM
It would be cool if Dave released more stories from his jungle adventures.

Hardrock69
11-10-2005, 01:33 PM
Man....first the link that started it all with 40 pages:

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109


Then this one with 19 pages from September until last month:


http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4065

Then Cole v2.0 at 80 pages (I am currently on page 8!):

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1132

This is astonishing.

It is hard to get any work done, because I am trying to keep from laughing out loud at this shit!!!

the Failure is a fucking genius!!

:D

roryrobson666
11-10-2005, 03:36 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! madnesss!!!

Classic
11-10-2005, 05:43 PM
That guy is a living legend... he can make them do anything he wants... Just look at this thread, he humiliates a "drug dealer":
Toking at TSB" 7/28 9/29 -Extreme Adult Pictoral Humiliation Starring Eddie the Lad. (http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3489)

"The infamous rock-trick"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/butch_driveshaft/eddie/3.jpg

"It's hard to hold a candle in cold November rain"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/butch_driveshaft/eddie/ass/1.jpg

"The cult of Eddie the lad"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/butch_driveshaft/eddie/group/part2/04.jpg

"Gotcha!"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/butch_driveshaft/eddie/wow/3.jpg

DavidLeeNatra
11-10-2005, 07:48 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...thanx for the sticky...well deserved!

Hardrock69
11-11-2005, 12:05 AM
Wow!

:eek:

That chick is fine!

Too bad she is hanging out with fucking scum.....

:rolleyes:

LMFAO!!!
The dude has a lit candle stuck up his ass!!!

:lol:

Seshmeister
11-11-2005, 12:13 AM
Damn you HR69.

I've lost about 8 hours from my life because of you.

I'm going to dead you with the saw of dead!:)

Cheers!

:gulp:

Hardrock69
11-11-2005, 01:24 AM
OH NO!!!

Can no one save me? OMIGOD!

I AM TRAPPED BY THE WALL OF FRAUD!!!!

AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

:eek:

DeadOrAlive
11-13-2005, 08:35 PM
Best thing i've seen in a long while.

Hardrock69
11-14-2005, 01:25 PM
Here is an interesting article posted on yahoo:


http://news.yahoo.com/s/latimests/20051020/ts_latimes/iwilleatyourdollars


'I WILL EAT YOUR DOLLARS'




By Robyn Dixon Times Staff Writer Thu Oct 20, 7:55 AM ET

FESTAC, Nigeria $B!=(B As patient as fishermen, the young men toil day and night, trawling for replies to the e-mails they shoot to strangers half a world away.


Most recipients hit delete, delete, delete, delete without ever opening the messages that urge them to claim the untold riches of a long-lost deceased second cousin, and the messages that offer millions of dollars to help smuggle loot stolen by a corrupt Nigerian official into a U.S. account.

But the few who actually reply make this a tempting and lucrative business for the boys of Festac, a neighborhood of Lagos at the center of the cyber-scam universe. The targets are called maghas $B!=(B scammer slang from a Yoruba word meaning fool, and refers to gullible white people.

Samuel is 19, handsome, bright, well-dressed and ambitious. He has a special flair for computers. Until he quit the game last year, he was one of Festac's best-known cyber-scam champions.

Like nearly everyone here, he is desperate to escape the run-down, teeming streets, the grimy buildings, the broken refrigerators stacked outside, the strings of wet washing. It's the kind of place where plainclothes police prowl the streets extorting bribes, where mobs burn thieves to death for stealing a cellphone, and where some people paint "This House Is Not For Sale" in big letters on their homes, in case someone posing as the owner tries to put it on the market.

It is where places like the Net Express cyber cafe thrive.

The atmosphere of silent concentration inside the cafe is absolute, strangely reminiscent of a university library before exams. Except, that is, for the odd guffaw or cheer. The doors are locked from 10:30 p.m. until 7 a.m., so the cyber thieves can work in peace without fear of armed intruders.

In this sanctum, Samuel says, he extracted thousands of American e-mail addresses, sent off thousands of fraudulent letters, and waited for replies. He thinks disclosure of his surname could endanger his safety.

The e-mail scammers here prefer hitting Americans, whom they see as rich and easy to fool. They rationalize the crime by telling themselves there are no real victims: Maghas are avaricious and complicit.

To them, the scams, called 419 after the Nigerian statute against fraud, are a game.

Their anthem, "I Go Chop Your Dollars," hugely popular in Lagos, hit the airwaves a few months ago as a CD penned by an artist called Osofia:

"419 is just a game, you are the losers, we are the winners.

White people are greedy, I can say they are greedy

White men, I will eat your dollars, will take your money and disappear.

419 is just a game, we are the masters, you are the losers."

"Nobody feels sorry for the victims," Samuel said.

Scammers, he said, "have the belief that white men are stupid and greedy. They say the American guy has a good life. There's this belief that for every dollar they lose, the American government will pay them back in some way."

What makes the scams so tempting for the targets is that they promise a tantalizing escape from the mundane disappointments of life. The scams offer fabulous riches or the love of your life, but first the magha has to send a series of escalating fees and payments. In a dating scam, for instance, the fraudsters send pictures taken from modeling websites.

"Is the girl in these pictures really you?? I just can't get over your beauty!!!! I can't believe my luck!!!!!!!" one hapless American wrote recently to a scammer seeking $1,200.

The scammer replied, "Would you send the money this week so I may buy a ticket?"

"Aww babe. I don't have the money yet. I will get it, though. Don't you worry your pretty lil head, hun," the victim wrote back.

The real push comes when the fictional girlfriend or fiancee, who claims to be in America, goes to Nigeria for business. In a series of "mishaps," her wallet is stolen and she is held hostage by the hotel owner until she can come up with hundreds of dollars for the bill. She needs a new airline ticket, has to bribe churlish customs officials and gets caught. Finally, she needs a hefty get-out-of-jail bribe.

The U.S.
Secret Service estimates such schemes net hundreds of millions of dollars annually worldwide, with many victims too afraid or embarrassed to report their losses.

Basil Udotai of the government's Nigerian Cybercrime Working Group said 419 fraud represents a tiny portion of Nigerian computer crime, but is taken seriously by authorities because of the damage it does to the country's reputation.

"The government is not just sitting on its hands," he said. "It's very important for the international community to know that Nigeria is not glossing over the problem of 419. We are putting together measures that will tackle all forms of online crime and give law enforcement agencies opportunities to combat it."

Asishana Okauru, acting director of financial intelligence for the government's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, said $700 million relating to 419 crime had been seized in the two years since the establishment of the EFCC. There have been 12 convictions in such cases brought during that time, he said. Okauru said he felt this was a good result given the sluggishness of Nigeria's legal system, but critics say the courts are too slow and corrupt.

Nigerian authorities, extremely sensitive about 419 crime, say the scammers are mostly from other countries, and that any Nigerians who participate do so because of high unemployment and, above all, the greed of victims.

When Samuel, at age 15, sat down in a cyber cafe and started drilling away at the keyboard, he had no idea he was being watched by one of Festac's cyber-crime wizards. After noting Samuel's speed and skill, the crime boss, nicknamed Shepherd, invited him to his mansion to try extracting e-mail addresses using search engines. Then, to make Samuel feel special, he took him shopping for designer clothes.

"He's fun to be with. When you're around him he makes you feel you have no problems," Samuel said. Shepherd hooked him with the same bait he uses for maghas.

"He said every hour I spent online I could be making good money," Samuel recalled. "He said, 'The houses I own, I got it through all this.' And they're not just ordinary houses. They're big, made of marble. He's got big-screen TVs, a swimming pool inside. He lives like a prince. He's the biggest guy in this town."

A teenager who didn't really know about the scams, Samuel was "a bit confused" when Shepherd offered him 20% of the take. "But I looked at everything he had, and it got into my head, actually. The money he had, the cars."

Eager to impress his new boss, Samuel worked for six-hour stretches extracting e-mail addresses and sending off letters that had been composed by a college graduate also working for Shepherd.

He sent 500 e-mails a day and usually received about seven replies. Shepherd would then take over.

"When you get a reply, it's 70% sure that you'll get the money," Samuel said.

Soon he was working for two bosses, Shepherd and Colosi, both well known to authorities but neither of them bothered in a place where police involvement in the scams is widely alleged.

"Most of the time you look for American contacts because of the value of the dollar, and because the fraudsters here have contacts in America who wrap up the job over there," Samuel said. "For example, the offshore people will go to pose as the Nigerian ambassador to the U.S., or as government officials. They will show some documents: This has presidential backing, this has government backing. And you will be convinced because they will tell you in such a way that you won't be able to say no."

After a scam letter surfaced this summer bearing the forged signature of Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo, police raided a market in the Oluwole neighborhood of Lagos, one of six main centers that provide documents used in the 419 scams. They seized thousands of foreign and Nigerian passports, 10,000 blank British Airways tickets, 10,000 U.S. money orders, customs documents, fake university certificates, 500 printing plates and 500 computers. A stolen U.S. passport fetches $2,500 on the black market here.

The scams often involve bogus Internet sites, such as lottery websites, or oil company, bank or government sites. The scammers sometimes use London phone prefixes to make victims think they are calling Britain.

Though the fraud is apparent to many, some people think they have stumbled on a once-in-a-lifetime deal, and scammers can string them along for months with mythical difficulties. Some victims eventually contribute huge sums of money to save the deal when it is suddenly "at risk."

Stephen Kovacsics of American Citizen Services, an office of the U.S. Consulate, spoke to a victim who had lost $200,000.

Kovacsics says he is awakened several nights a week by Americans pleading for help with an emergency, such as a fiancee (whom they have only met in an online chat room) locked up in a Nigerian jail. He has to tell them that there is probably no fiancee, no emergency.

Kovacsics said victims can't believe that a scammer would spend months of internet chat just to net $700 or $1,000, not realizing that is big money in Nigeria and fraudsters will have many scams running at the same time.

By 2003, Shepherd was fleecing 25 to 40 victims a month, Samuel said. Samuel never got the 20%, but still made a minimum of $900 a month, three times the average income here. At times, he made $6,000 to $7,000 a month.

Samuel said Shepherd employs seven Nigerians in America, including one in the San Francisco Bay Area, to spy on maghas and threaten any who get cold feet. If a big deal is going off track, he calls in all seven.

"They're all graduates and very smart," Samuel said. "Four of them are graduates in psychology here in Nigeria. If the white guy is getting suspicious, he'll call them all in and say, 'Can you finish this off for me?'

"They'll try to scare you that you're not going to get out of it. Or you're going to be arrested and you will face trial in Nigeria. They'll say: 'We know you were at Wal-Mart yesterday. We know the D.A. He's our friend.' "

"They'll tell you that you are in too deep $B!=(B you either complete it or you'll be killed."

Samuel said his mother, widowed when he was 16, was devastated when she saw him in the street with Shepherd and realized what he was up to.

"She tried to force me to stop, but the more force she applied, the more hardened I became. I said: 'You can't give me what I want. I want a good life.' "

But Samuel began having second thoughts when a friend was arrested after ripping off a boss for $17,000.

The friend was badly beaten before disappearing into the depths of the labyrinthine Nigerian justice system. Samuel thought of his mother and how she would be left alone if something happened to him.

When he gave up cyber crime at the end of last year, he said nothing to his mother. But she noticed.

"She said she was happy and she could sleep well," he said. "Actually, I started crying. I couldn't control myself. I realized there was more to life than chasing money."

Now when he sees Shepherd in the streets, his former boss just grins.

"He says: 'Don't worry. You'll come back to me.' "

*

(BEGIN TEXT OF INFOBOX)

The many forms of 419 scams

Advance-fee frauds, also known as 419, appear to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get rich or find the girl of your dreams. The scams can involve phony websites, forged documents and Nigerians in America posing as government officials. Here are some of the most popular:

• The "next of kin" scam, tempting you to claim an inheritance of millions of dollars in a Nigerian bank belonging to a long-lost relative, then collecting money for various bank and transfer fees.

• The "laundering crooked money" scam, in which you are promised a large commission on a multibillion-dollar fortune, persuaded to open an account, contribute funds and sometimes even travel to Nigeria.

• The "Nigerian National Petroleum Co." scam, in which the scammer offers cheap crude oil, then demands money for commissions and bribes.

• The "overpayment" scam, in which fraudsters send a bank check overpaying for a car or other goods by many thousands of dollars, persuading the victim to transfer the difference back to Nigeria.

• The "job offer you can't refuse" scam, in which an "oil company" offers a job with an overly attractive salary and conditions (in one example, $180,000 a year and $300 per hour for overtime) and extracts money for visas, permits and other fees.

• The "winning ticket in a lottery you never entered" scam $B!=(B including, lately, the State Department's green card lottery.

• The "gorgeous person in trouble" scam, in which scammers in chat rooms and on Christian dating sites pose as beautiful American or Nigerian women, luring lonely men into Internet intimacy over weeks or months then asking them to send money to get them out of trouble.

Hardrock69
11-14-2005, 03:23 PM
Another recent article from the German magazine Spiegel:

http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/spiegel/0,1518,384317,00.html

Cathedral
11-14-2005, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
Wow!

:eek:

That chick is fine!

Too bad she is hanging out with fucking scum.....

:rolleyes:

LMFAO!!!
The dude has a lit candle stuck up his ass!!!

:lol:

Fine?
Sorry bro, but that's an incubator for HIV, that box never stops fucking....your life up.

The candle in the arse is just fucking priceless.

Diamondjimi
11-14-2005, 11:25 PM
Quite possibly Nigeria's equivalent to Beavis and Butthead !

Hardrock69
11-14-2005, 11:41 PM
Hey man, just because she has a decent body and some lips that are made for sucking dick does not mean I would want to get closer than a football field-length to her....

:D

Cathedral
11-15-2005, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
Hey man, just because she has a decent body and some lips that are made for sucking dick does not mean I would want to get closer than a football field-length to her....

:D

LMMFAO, good deal, thought you lost your marbles there for a sec, lmmfao.

ODShowtime
11-15-2005, 10:46 PM
this has all been very enjoyable.

That chick had some nice little titties IMO

Nickdfresh
11-18-2005, 02:04 PM
Wilson Tarbuckle! YOU BASTARD! This is the funniest shit ever!:D

A Clique-mob dead bump!

Romeo Delight
11-19-2005, 02:39 AM
It was a bit of a read, but worth every minute...

Check this out people

DavidLeeNatra
01-16-2006, 12:16 PM
had to bump this one...was going through it again and was LMFAO once again...

Hardrock69
01-16-2006, 05:19 PM
I got up to date last week. Apparently Cole is still as stupid as fucking possible. I think they have now sent him 8 or 9 packages, and he has had to shell out many thousands of dollars to pick these fucking packages up at the DHS terminal in Nigeria....yet he still wants more....
LMAO!!!

:D

NATEDOG001976
01-16-2006, 05:38 PM
Good one man..

WACF
01-16-2006, 05:55 PM
Ouch...I am gonna have to read this again.

Funny stuff.

Diamondjimi
01-16-2006, 09:37 PM
This has to be one of the best threads of last year.

Who was it that had the sig. of those Nigerian morons ? That was fuckin hilarious!

DavidLeeNatra
01-17-2006, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by diamondjimi
This has to be one of the best threads of last year.

Who was it that had the sig. of those Nigerian morons ? That was fuckin hilarious!

that was me... ;) but I was kindly asked to remove it :D

Hardrock69
01-17-2006, 12:15 PM
Probably because there were pcitures of the fool's PENIS.

DavidLeeNatra
01-17-2006, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
Probably because there were pcitures of the fool's PENIS.

:D

DavidLeeNatra
01-17-2006, 06:35 PM
it was that pic (but I changed the signs into "larbo can suck my dick") :D

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/butch_driveshaft/eddie/group/part2/04.jpg

Diamondjimi
01-17-2006, 06:48 PM
EEEK !!!!!!

Goddamn , you could of blurred the wang........LOL !

Hardrock69
01-17-2006, 11:04 PM
Hey....stop for a moment and think of that guy....I mean the fucker is so stupid he thinks that sending photos like this are some kinda legitimate business arrangement?

Once again, I am astounded at these idiots....that they could be so fucking ignorant...
:D

Last_Child
01-18-2006, 10:38 AM
:lol:

Waahahaha!!

Fucking Genious!

Jérôme Frenchise
01-19-2006, 12:44 PM
:D This is a gem! Very, very impressive... I've only read half of it for now, though.

DavidLeeNatra
07-01-2006, 09:56 AM
this thread needs a BUMP! ! !

Hardrock69
07-05-2006, 11:54 AM
Believe it or not (I do not see how it is possible) Cole v2.0 has been convinced to take a 10th shipment.

http://www.thescambaiter.com/FORUM/showthread.php?t=1132&page=194

DavidLeeNatra
01-18-2007, 07:32 AM
bump...too great to get lost...

Diamondjimi
01-18-2007, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
bump...too great to get lost...

:lol:

theScamBaiter
01-18-2007, 11:46 AM
Hey guys thanks for the bump!

It's been a while since I visited, and thought you all may get a kick out of my latest over at TSB.

Here is the thread:

http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8970

And here is one of the many many pics and audio:



Hope to see ya'll there :)

Hardrock69
01-18-2007, 01:14 PM
theFailure....uh...there is a rule against showing cock around here.

But welcome all the same.

Fucking stoopid mugu motherfuckers....
:D

The above photo is of an idiot (for all you people who do not know) who was trying to scam people, but ran into theFailure.

He beleives by doing things like the above, it will prove his worthiness to become a distributor for Anus Laptops.

He also likes to do things like jump nake over a FIRE while holding a sign promising to pay for shipping.

It is all a real hoot!

So he can lift up a laptop with his dick. Other morons in the past would actually pick up rather large ROCKS with their dicks.

It is a never-ending comedy of errors....and of course all the errors are on the part of the Nigerian Fuckfaces.

DavidLeeNatra
01-18-2007, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by theScamBaiter
Hey guys thanks for the bump!

It's been a while since I visited, and thought you all may get a kick out of my latest over at TSB.

Here is the thread:

http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8970

And here is one of the many many pics and audio:



Hope to see ya'll there :)

I'll never get tired of bumping your stuff!!! thanx for stealing many hours of my life ;)

and making me pissing my pants from laughing... :D

theScamBaiter
01-18-2007, 02:11 PM
Oh shit, sorry about the penis shot, I saw that the girlie pics were shown earlier, but then again I should read the rules more :(

DavidLeeNatra
01-18-2007, 02:23 PM
been through the new thread...god...he made him sending a video... :D

DavidLeeNatra
01-18-2007, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by theScamBaiter
Oh shit, sorry about the penis shot, I saw that the girlie pics were shown earlier, but then again I should read the rules more :(

nobody gives a shit about rules here anyway :D

theScamBaiter
01-18-2007, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
been through the new thread...god...he made him sending a video... :D

LOL, yeah the video submissions have been something new I am trying.

Although trying to explain to these idiots how to attach it to an email is very tense.

My next lad agrees to play with poop; not only his but others heh.

DavidLeeNatra
01-18-2007, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by theScamBaiter
LOL, yeah the video submissions have been something new I am trying.

Although trying to explain to these idiots how to attach it to an email is very tense.

My next lad agrees to play with poop; not only his but others heh.

are YOU theFAILURE?

smaz
01-18-2007, 07:24 PM
He cancelled the 10th shipment and went on to Cole v.4 :lol:

Sending him a toilet... xD!

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8156

smaz
01-18-2007, 07:50 PM
Man, if I'm falling asleep at work tomorrow, I blame you DLN :P This stuff is awesome....

theScamBaiter
01-18-2007, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
are YOU theFAILURE?

Yeah, Im theFAILURE.

I was signed up here before, but for the life of me I cant figure out what email addy I used to sign up, therefore I can not retrieve my old PW!!!

I saw you browsng the forums today, I sent you a private message there.

BTW, Cole v4.0 got the toilet :D

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/imagehosting/87845aab7f42bc95.jpg

smaz
01-19-2007, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by theScamBaiter
BTW, Cole v4.0 got the toilet :D


Shhh, don't spoil it! I'm just about to find out whether he gets the kitchen sink or not, at page 25 of 61 :p

DavidLeeNatra
01-19-2007, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by theScamBaiter
Yeah, Im theFAILURE.

I was signed up here before, but for the life of me I cant figure out what email addy I used to sign up, therefore I can not retrieve my old PW!!!

I saw you browsng the forums today, I sent you a private message there.

BTW, Cole v4.0 got the toilet :D

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/imagehosting/87845aab7f42bc95.jpg

you ARE the fucking MAN! I can tell you...we had a lot of fun with your stuff...don't miss to come here!

DrMaddVibe
01-19-2007, 02:32 PM
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jzz1tNppsIM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jzz1tNppsIM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

DrMaddVibe
01-19-2007, 02:43 PM
http://www.anuslaptops.com/

DavidLeeNatra
01-19-2007, 07:09 PM
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mfYcupcIHME"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mfYcupcIHME" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

theScamBaiter
01-19-2007, 07:23 PM
By the way, the scammer that I had jump over fire naked and tie a laptop to his cock is back in the game :)

I finally was able to get him on the phone today, and he is still willing to engage in Anus :)

Audio posted on the forum. :D

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8970&page=38

DavidLeeNatra
01-19-2007, 07:34 PM
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hPrwyZ4nDpk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hPrwyZ4nDpk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

DavidLeeNatra
01-19-2007, 07:37 PM
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/puYEUs18MFI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/puYEUs18MFI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

DavidLeeNatra
01-19-2007, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by theScamBaiter
By the way, the scammer that I had jump over fire naked and tie a laptop to his cock is back in the game :)

I finally was able to get him on the phone today, and he is still willing to engage in Anus :)

Audio posted on the forum. :D

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8970&page=38

I just feel like crying right now... :D

Hardrock69
01-20-2007, 02:10 AM
Jeezus fucking Christ....

You got him on the hook again???? After jumping over the fire?

And then getting burned on the larbtaps?

I been away from the board for over a week....computer crash at home, nose to the grind at my daily slave pit.

I will check back in over there this weekend.

Ladies and Gentlemens, girls, boys, and creatures, theFailure has even convinced Nigerian scammers to turn GAY!

And he has the photos to prove it!

He has the magical power to cause the scammers to beg for more, even when they have been fucked over many many times.

The stuff of Internet Legend....

The most entertaining stuff you will ever see on the net.

Well, almost.

Naked pics of Britney Spears are pretty entertaining haha....

DavidLeeNatra
01-20-2007, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
I been away from the board for over a week....computer crash at home

you want a brand new ANUS? I can negotiate you a special price :D

Wawazat
01-20-2007, 07:41 AM
Cole V4.0

there goes my working week

again :D

Hardrock69
01-20-2007, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
you want a brand new ANUS? I can negotiate you a special price :D

No thanx....I already built me a Fornax 9000 Series.
:D

Besides....due to their high quality, they are built by hand by itinerate farmworkers in a remote province of China....where they are actually willing to take the time and care to assemble them by hand.

As a result, production is limited, and thus they command a higher price than your average computer.

:D

They are designed for your average user:


http://www.wanderlust.co.uk/webgraf/photos/features/74Ethiopia3.jpg

DavidLeeNatra
01-21-2007, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
No thanx....I already built me a Fornax 9000 Series.
:D

Besides....due to their high quality, they are built by hand by itinerate farmworkers in a remote province of China....where they are actually willing to take the time and care to assemble them by hand.

As a result, production is limited, and thus they command a higher price than your average computer.

:D

They are designed for your average user:


http://www.wanderlust.co.uk/webgraf/photos/features/74Ethiopia3.jpg

have you seen the TSB blow job pics? priceless...

theScamBaiter
01-21-2007, 06:52 AM
LOL I don't know if the blowjob pics are something to be proud of or not, but I did get a scammer to orally stimulate one of his buddies.

After we got him to pose for a multitude of variues sign pics and torch photos, it was time to bring in my gay character Randal Stevens.

After some persuasion, I got these:

VERY NOT WORK SAFE, OR HUMAN SAFE:

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/imagehosting/245a5867089e22.jpg

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/imagehosting/245a586871638b.jpg

There are mant more pics like that and other stuff in my Mugu Museum:

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/vbimghost.php?do=viewimages&id=2

DavidLeeNatra
01-21-2007, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by theScamBaiter
LOL I don't know if the blowjob pics are something to be proud of or not, but I did get a scammer to orally stimulate one of his buddies.

After we got him to pose for a multitude of variues sign pics and torch photos, it was time to bring in my gay character Randal Stevens.

After some persuasion, I got these:

VERY NOT WORK SAFE, OR HUMAN SAFE:

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/imagehosting/245a5867089e22.jpg

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/imagehosting/245a586871638b.jpg

There are mant more pics like that and other stuff in my Mugu Museum:

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/vbimghost.php?do=viewimages&id=2

somebody on your site said you can make these mugus have a sex change for you...I came to believe that...

do you know that these were the original mugus you dealt with or could it be anybody else with a dick in his mouth?

theScamBaiter
01-21-2007, 12:31 PM
Before the BJ pics, we had him pose for tons of other custom pics with signs and torches.

Hardrock69
01-21-2007, 06:08 PM
Sorry there is no kind of 'I am not worthy' emoticon here at this site......but you fucking rule on so many levels.
This dude needs a fucking cape with the initials tF in it.....
:cool:

DrMaddVibe
01-21-2007, 07:28 PM
All hail THE SCAMBAITER!

You rule!

DavidLeeNatra
01-24-2007, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
All hail THE SCAMBAITER!

You rule!

just been through the

MUGU MUSEUM (http://thescambaiter.com/forum/vbimghost.php?do=viewimages&id=2)

don't miss that...we speak about ULTRA owning here...

DavidLeeNatra
08-27-2012, 06:02 PM
bump...

Coyote
08-27-2012, 06:22 PM
stickied...

Hardrock69
08-27-2012, 07:13 PM
??? What brought this on?

Romeo Delight
08-27-2012, 07:17 PM
nobody gives a shit about rules here anyway :D

I dunno, that is a pretty good rule

Romeo Delight
08-27-2012, 07:22 PM
what kind of an idiot would pay 340 k for magic chemicals that woudld clean over 3 million of dirty money? Why wouldn they just clean their own money?

The guy is a heart suregeon as well? He deserves to lose his money

Hardrock69
08-27-2012, 08:40 PM
No.

He does not.

Would you say that about your grandma? You uncle? You sister?

These people's lives are RUINED because of these assholes.

I cannot tell you how many people I have spoken with who lost everything they owned because of these fuckers. I spoke with a disabled man in Australia once, who had shelled out over $40,000 and had mortgaged his home. He could not afford the loan payments, and ended up losing his house and all his money.

Simply because the scammer was so good on a psychological level at convincing the dude he won the lottery and had to pay fees and taxes before he could collect.

Scammers are like used car salesmen. Some of them are silver-tongued devils. You go onto a car lot, just planning on looking at something, and suddenly you are driving home in a car, wondering how in the fuck you were taken in.

NOBODY deserves to be ripped off.

That is like say, RD, that you deserve to have your home burglarized or your car stolen.

That is like saying your wife deserves to be raped.

Or you sister deserves to be mugged.

Don't get me started.

These goddamnable fucking 419 scammers are EVIL. :mad:

DavidLeeNatra
08-27-2012, 08:52 PM
stickied...


:killer:

Romeo Delight
08-27-2012, 11:25 PM
cmon Hardrock...this guy who believed someone was going to give him Dirty bills worth 3 plus million and only ask him for 300k for teh magic wash solution was obviouslly blinded by the greed.

He is a brain surgeon! I agree that anyone who preys on the the elderly or whatever is scum, but how is the brain surgeon any less deserving than the Nigerians targeted in these counter-scams?

They too are motivated by greed. If the Nigerians (who live in poverty it seems) are deserving of receiving a bill of 20k for Anus computers (useless garbage), how can you say a brain surgeon is a victim for being just as greedy?

You can't celebrate one side preying on greed and call the other a demon for doing the same thing.

I think there are shades of grey here

ZahZoo
08-28-2012, 09:37 AM
Wow... I was entertained for hours reading the exploits of the Scambaiter guys back then. What's amazing is this scam crap continues to find naive victims when it's been publicized for years...

DavidLeeNatra
08-28-2012, 11:18 AM
Wow... I was entertained for hours reading the exploits of the Scambaiter guys back then. What's amazing is this scam crap continues to find naive victims when it's been publicized for years...

it's greed...

ZahZoo
08-28-2012, 03:09 PM
True... greed on both ends.

What I find laughable is the new twists on the old game these days... I received one a few months ago that claimed to be from someone in the Gaddafi family trying to move poor Maumar,s pilfered riches out of Libya... Yesterday another using a news article about a London couple from 2011 who won a lottery and were giving it away to friends... Same old 419 scams... just new packaging.

Blaze
08-28-2012, 07:51 PM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-qR7k3lsJW2E/UD1JAndFTgI/AAAAAAAAA5k/xeKGUOe6SIw/s800/Fighting%252520corruption%252520with%252520corrupt ion.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZXSAcuUO7kc/Ttq6on1TpZI/AAAAAAAACQA/n8mFDqQJsH8/s1600/corruption_map2.jpg

http://www.bendib.com/newones/2009/march/small/3-22-Corruption-Champs.jpg

"Fighting corruption is not a one-night affair," says Obasanjo, who made fighting graft a significant element of his manifesto ahead of his election in 1999. "Of course there are deep-rooted interests, and if you are going to deal with it, you have to deal with it ruthlessly and consistently. If you deal with it today and you then turn a blind eye tomorrow, it will come back with vengeance."

While insisting that domestic change is central to the war on corruption, Obasanjo believes the responsibility is global. "The givers of most of the corruption in Africa are from outside Africa," he says. "They do in Africa, [things] they would not do in their own countries. In my part of the world, we have a saying that the man who carries a pot of palm oil from the ceiling is not the only thief. He has an accomplice in the man who helps him to bring it down. The giver and the taker are criminals, and they should be treated as such."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/global-development/2012/jun/27/nigeria-olusegun-obasanjo-fighting-corruption


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5mJDGMIb4c
https://www.facebook.com/pages/TRANSFORM-NIGERIA-MOVEMENT/111678125537394


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuxzwhnXjxg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g0hVQn2f2Q
the original source:unodc.org/yournocounts/en/audio-and-video/index.html

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/250309_238661386157049_3815084_n.jpg
http://www.bribenigeria.com


https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528016_309842449091821_1733012662_n.jpg
http://www.unodc.org/yournocounts/index.html
https://www.facebook.com/AgainstCorruptionToday

ELVIS
08-28-2012, 08:04 PM
So, n-word cock pics are okay now ??

Fucking fags...

Blaze
08-28-2012, 08:16 PM
DavidLeeNatra - I could not unthank your post. I pressed the thanks button by accident.

Va Beach VH Fan
08-28-2012, 08:18 PM
Come on guys....

Seshmeister
08-28-2012, 08:20 PM
So, n-word cock pics are okay now ??

Fucking fags...


Check the posting date.

ELVIS
08-28-2012, 08:24 PM
Someone should have edited it either way...

Va Beach VH Fan
08-28-2012, 08:30 PM
Someone should have edited it either way...

I would have, but since I don't go in half of the forums here......

DavidLeeNatra
08-29-2012, 05:42 AM
DavidLeeNatra - I could not unthank your post. I pressed the thanks button by accident.

what's your problem?

this thread is not about the n-word or dicks...

envy_me
08-29-2012, 05:46 AM
So, no cock pics even if it is in a totally non-sexual situation? Why?

vandeleur
08-29-2012, 05:58 AM
Sarge's house rules , it's his house so play nice. And to be honest it aint a lot to ask. We get away with murder anyway .

envy_me
08-29-2012, 06:19 AM
Sarge's house rules , it's his house so play nice. And to be honest it aint a lot to ask. We get away with murder anyway .

I'm no rebel :D I've got no problems with rules...

DavidLeeNatra
08-29-2012, 06:44 AM
the rule is: no dicks in main

DavidLeeNatra
08-29-2012, 06:45 AM
and if it was Dave's dick the chicks around here would post it like crazy...

envy_me
08-29-2012, 06:49 AM
and if it was Dave's dick the chicks around here would post it like crazy...

Well... It's a site dedicated to Dave, I don't think Sarge would mind that one :D

envy_me
08-29-2012, 06:49 AM
the rule is: no dicks in main

But yet, there are so many dicks posting here :D

Hardrock69
08-29-2012, 07:07 AM
cmon Hardrock...this guy who believed someone was going to give him Dirty bills worth 3 plus million and only ask him for 300k for teh magic wash solution was obviouslly blinded by the greed.

He is a brain surgeon! I agree that anyone who preys on the the elderly or whatever is scum, but how is the brain surgeon any less deserving than the Nigerians targeted in these counter-scams?

They too are motivated by greed. If the Nigerians (who live in poverty it seems) are deserving of receiving a bill of 20k for Anus computers (useless garbage), how can you say a brain surgeon is a victim for being just as greedy?

You can't celebrate one side preying on greed and call the other a demon for doing the same thing.

I think there are shades of grey here

No. No shades of gray.

So the guy is greedy for being a brain surgeon, yet is falling for a scam.

You do have a point. That is what the scammers count on.
If the victim is not gullible, perhaps they will be greedy enough to be blinded to the scam.

The difference is, the VICTIM is NOT robbing someone else. The victim is NOT a criminal! Sure you can say it is greed that motivates the victim, but they are not stealing from anyone.

The brain surgeon's "greed" is not the same as the scammer's "greed". The brain surgeon is greedy because he thinks he can gain a large amount of money. Because he has been convinced it is already his. That he just needs to collect it. There are other scams where that is actually the point. Lottery scams, etc. "CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON 3,000,000 UNTIED STAT DOLARRS!"

The scammer's greed is that he wants to steal from other people.
And he does not care how much he fucks up people's lives.

People have committed suicide after discovering they have lost everything they had because they fell victim to a scammer.

Do they deserve that? DO THEY REALLY AND HONESTLY DESERVE TO DIE?
Do their families, friends and loved ones deserve to see someone they care about commit suicide due to the actions of a scammer?

The victim is not the only one whose life gets fucked up.

I have dealt with people who thought they were replying to a real "help wanted" ad on craigslist, and thought what they had been hired for was a LEGIT job.
Only to find out the packages they were re-shipping for their "employer" contained fraudulent cashiers checks.
Suddenly they have a knock on the door, and it is the FBI, arresting them for mail fraud, possession of fraudulent financial instruments, etc.

Suddenly, they go from having this 'job' (after they had been previously unemployed for a year), to being in jail. If they have kids, well, the kids are going to suffer. If it is a single parent, the kids get taken away by the State.

Then the victim is looking at legal fees.

Their friends suddenly think they have been hanging out with a criminal, and stop coming around.
Not a lot of friends who are going to visit the victim in jail after being arrested on federal felony charges.

Then if the victim can afford a lawyer, and can successfully defend themselves as a 'victim', they will have to go through the process of rebuilding their lives. Continuing to pay legal fees to regain custody of their kids, deal with financial problems arising from being in jail for a period of time, or whatever.

The victim may suffer, but there is a trickle-down effect. Do the kids of a victim deserve to suffer because their parent is either gullible or stupid? Last I checked, it is not against the law anywhere on the planet to be either gullible or stupid.

Not only that, if a scammer is successful at scamming someone like the brain surgeon, or the congressman (yes, it HAS happened), that gives them more money to live off of while scamming other innocent people.
You could argue the brain surgeon deserves to get scammed, but do all the other victims deserve it? All the other victims that get scammed because the scammer has gotten enough cash off this one guy so they can keep on robbing people blind?

No. They do not.

Every day, thousands of people on this planet get new computers and get on the internet.

The scammers are waiting for their prey.

There is no shade of grey.

These are not "counter-scams" that the scambaiters engage in.

They do not scam the scammers out of money. To do that is to lower one's self to the level of the scammer.

No, they do what they do to waste a scammer's time and effort that they would normally spend scamming people. There is no profit motive. If a scammer pays shipping fees to receive boxes, the scambaiter does not gain anything from it financially.

It is against the rules to accept money from scammers where I hang out at. I deal with people who are former or current law enforcement officers. At all levels. From local to international.
Some of these people are tops in the world in the field of cyber-security, and fraud prevention.
We are not interested in ripping off a scammer. Just to prevent them from stealing money from innocent hard-working people. And possibly get them arrested.

Scammers may not have ethics. But we do.

And bear in mind, these idiots who send out these 419 emails are usually working on many scams simultaneously. AND, these guys are the bottom-feeders.

Not going to try to convince you to change your mind. I have stated my very valid case.

If you think people deserve to be victims of criminal activity, well, I guess I should just laugh at you next time someone steals your car, eh? :hee:

We can just agree to disagree.

*End Joe Friday lecture here.*

Va Beach VH Fan
08-29-2012, 09:01 AM
the rule is: no dicks in main

Sorry, but no....

Can I post Cock Pictures?

Fuck no! There is one thing that I can’t stand is someone trying to fuck up the website with pictures of gay porn. Posting male nudes will result in a ban. Feel free to post as many pictures of naked women as you want! - Get fucked if you don’t like it - Sarge

envy_me
08-29-2012, 09:16 AM
Sorry, but no....

Can I post Cock Pictures?

Fuck no! There is one thing that I can’t stand is someone trying to fuck up the website with pictures of gay porn. Posting male nudes will result in a ban. Feel free to post as many pictures of naked women as you want! - Get fucked if you don’t like it - Sarge

But that is also confusing... He is clearly talking about gay porn or cocks in sexual situations. There is a lot of gay porn where no dick is visible cause it is already inside the other man. Is that ok? There is no dick there.
Since I know the answer is "no", here is another one that I thought earlier was okej, but am not sure now. If it's a non-sexual pic of a dick, for example "hey guys, what do you think, is this rash dangerous?". Or a pic of the nigerian-guy with Anus hanging on his penis? That's just a funny pic, even though it contains a penis.
I'd figure that two guys kissing each other is worse then the humorous pic of the black guy with the Anus.

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 09:16 AM
He never said anything about n-words with asterisk symbols...


:biggrin:

Va Beach VH Fan
08-29-2012, 09:35 AM
But that is also confusing... He is clearly talking about gay porn or cocks in sexual situations. There is a lot of gay porn where no dick is visible cause it is already inside the other man. Is that ok? There is no dick there.
Since I know the answer is "no", here is another one that I thought earlier was okej, but am not sure now. If it's a non-sexual pic of a dick, for example "hey guys, what do you think, is this rash dangerous?". Or a pic of the nigerian-guy with Anus hanging on his penis? That's just a funny pic, even though it contains a penis.
I'd figure that two guys kissing each other is worse then the humorous pic of the black guy with the Anus.

The answer is Fuck NO....

What the fuck don't you understand about that ??

fourthcoming
08-29-2012, 09:46 AM
Can we post pictures of Dongs?

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f319/gccabrera/thNoMoreYankeyMyWankey.jpg" border="0" alt="Duck Dong, sixteen candles"></a>

<a href="http://s207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/lisaleiva/?action=view&amp;current=sixteen_candles.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/lisaleiva/sixteen_candles.jpg" border="0" alt="longduckdong"></a>

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 09:52 AM
The answer is Fuck NO....

What the fuck don't you understand about that ??

You really had to ask ??


:biggrin:

envy_me
08-29-2012, 09:54 AM
Can we post pictures of Dongs?

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f319/gccabrera/thNoMoreYankeyMyWankey.jpg" border="0" alt="Duck Dong, sixteen candles"></a>

<a href="http://s207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/lisaleiva/?action=view&amp;current=sixteen_candles.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/lisaleiva/sixteen_candles.jpg" border="0" alt="longduckdong"></a>

Lol :D when I google "dong" all I get is sextoys-pages. But when I go to pictures there are no dongs, just asian-looking men :-/

fourthcoming
08-29-2012, 09:58 AM
Long Duck Dong

envy_me
08-29-2012, 10:06 AM
Lol :D when I google "dong" all I get is sextoys-pages. But when I go to pictures there are no dongs, just asian-looking men :-/

The irony :lmao:

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 10:31 AM
So, no cock pics even if it is in a totally non-sexual situation? Why?

How many times are you going to ask the same question? It was explained to you several times already, if you don't like it GTFO!

Go to the Scambaiter site if you want to look at African cocks...

And this thread is old hat as is the Nigerian Scambaiter, I think we have one or two threads on this already...

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 10:50 AM
...
I cannot tell you how many people I have spoken with who lost everything they owned because of these fuckers. I spoke with a disabled man in Australia once, who had shelled out over $40,000 and had mortgaged his home. He could not afford the loan payments, and ended up losing his house and all his money.

Simply because the scammer was so good on a psychological level at convincing the dude he won the lottery and had to pay fees and taxes before he could collect.

These scam-cunts are the worst of the worst. But they are also taking advantage of human greed. How the fuck can you convince somebody they won the lottery that they obviously know they never could have entered...the scammers deserve the full extent of the law, but when a guy mortgages his house based on a lottery he knows he never could have entered, he is an asshole and possibly in knowingly is participating in a potential crime...


Scammers are like used car salesmen. Some of them are silver-tongued devils. You go onto a car lot, just planning on looking at something, and suddenly you are driving home in a car, wondering how in the fuck you were taken in.

Um, I have friends in the auto-industry. And while several are demented is some way, they are in no way scamming or conning people out of anything and at the end of the day the people are just buying a car...


NOBODY deserves to be ripped off.

That is like say, RD, that you deserve to have your home burglarized or your car stolen.

That is like saying your wife deserves to be raped.

Or you sister deserves to be mugged.

Don't get me started.

These goddamnable fucking 419 scammers are EVIL. :mad:

Agreed no one deserved to be ripped off, but if anyone is seriously responding to these spam mails that are often completely ridiculous, then they are more than just gullible, they're SHADY as well! With the possible exception of the elderly, who are the biggest targets of cons for obvious reasons...

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 10:56 AM
Wow... I was entertained for hours reading the exploits of the Scambaiter guys back then. What's amazing is this scam crap continues to find naive victims when it's been publicized for years...

The site won't load for me this morning...

Angel
08-29-2012, 11:00 AM
Envy, why do you keep pushing this? It's Sarge's site, he doesn't want cocks so show the man his due respect.

You're sounding a petulant 2-year old...

envy_me
08-29-2012, 11:01 AM
Envy, why do you keep pushing this? It's Sarge's site, he doesn't want cocks so show the man his due respect.

You're sounding a petulant 2-year old...

Eh, I'm not really pushing, was just suprised to see the black guy with the Anus :D

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 11:28 AM
Someone should have edited it either way...

There are prolly a bunch of N-words left from you on this site from 2005...

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 11:31 AM
Well, how 'bout you find 'em and post 'em, you fucking liberal piece of shit !!!

I'll answer each and every one, asshole!

Fuck you!


:mad2:

Guitar Shark
08-29-2012, 11:31 AM
LOL. Overreact much?

envy_me
08-29-2012, 11:33 AM
LOL. Overreact much?

Everybody here does that.

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 11:33 AM
Whatever dude, you're an asshole as well for jumping on the asshole bandwagon...

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 11:34 AM
Typical lawyer...

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 11:35 AM
Well, how 'bout you find 'em and post 'em, you fucking liberal piece of shit !!!

I'll answer each and every one, asshole!

Fuck you!


:mad2:

Elvis, I think this would be a nice morning for you to take a swim. :)

I'll leave them there for posterity, but it is rather ironic you seem to be having a shitfit about this now...

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 11:37 AM
Dude, I've done more work today in the storm than you do in a year...

And I still managed to cook ribs and post here...

Try to catch up...

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 11:38 AM
Whatever dude, you're an asshole as well for jumping on the asshole bandwagon...

Why don't you happy chat with your new Swedish friend on MSN or something?

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 11:38 AM
Dude, I've done more work today in the storm than you do in a year...

And I still managed to cook ribs and post here...

Try to catch up...

Posting on the interweb 50 times a day doesn't count as work...

envy_me
08-29-2012, 11:39 AM
Why don't you happy chat with your new Swedish friend on MSN or something?

Why so cranky? That time of the month?

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 11:39 AM
Don't fucking back off, pussy!!!

Find just one example of me using the word that offends you and I'll explain my position...

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 11:40 AM
Posting on the interweb 50 times a day doesn't count as work...

Jealous ??

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 11:42 AM
Why so cranky? That time of the month?

That's how they all are...

But put them to task and they back off...

I can kick their asses, cook ribs and potato salad with no electricity, and still continue to kick these fags asses!!!

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 11:45 AM
Don't fucking back off, pussy!!!

Find just one example of me using the word that offends you and I'll explain my position...

I could give a fuck what your "position" is. You're an intolerant, prejudiced dick...

But add to that by instead of just PM'ing a webbie or mod and making a big, public scene out of a seven year old Flappo post, you're also a hypocrite and a troll douche...

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 11:47 AM
That's how they all are...

But put them to task and they back off...

I can kick their asses, cook ribs and potato salad with no electricity, and still continue to kick these fags asses!!!

Wow, you really showed her! LOL

http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1338964568942672395.jpg

envy_me
08-29-2012, 11:48 AM
Nobody is kicking anybodys ass. Play nice. Don't be jerks. Nickdfresh, go fight with whoever made you angry in the first place. It feels you are just trying to provoke a fight.

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 11:50 AM
Why so cranky? That time of the month?

http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/austin-powers-man-baby.jpg

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 11:51 AM
Nobody is kicking anybodys ass. Play nice. Don't be jerks. Nickdfresh, go fight with whoever made you angry in the first place. It feels you are just trying to provoke a fight.

I'll fight with whomever I feel like, now continue lying on the internet all day!

DONNIEP
08-29-2012, 11:55 AM
Play nice. Don't be jerks.

Well what the hell else are we gonna do all day and half the night? :) :gulp:

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 12:17 PM
What a fucking fag...


:biggrin:

jhale667
08-29-2012, 12:21 PM
Find just one example of me using the word that offends you and I'll explain my position...




What's to explain? "I was being a racist prick in THIS instance because..." whatthefuckever, dude - nobody cares.

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 12:30 PM
Then why constantly bring it up, tacopussy ??

ZahZoo
08-29-2012, 12:37 PM
Did I just observe Scambaitters evolving into Roth Army Scumbaitters?

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 01:02 PM
No, you just observed me kicking some stupid liberal ass on an iPhone while outside in the wind and rain trying to maintain my property during a hurricane...

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 01:43 PM
And sponging off your wife's family...

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 01:45 PM
Tee hee !!

You're a bitter little man...


:biggrin:

Nickdfresh
08-29-2012, 02:07 PM
Um, check your last 800 posts...

jhale667
08-29-2012, 02:29 PM
Tee hee !!

You're a bitter little man...





This from the unemployed dude who constantly projects the fact that working in the fast-food industry is his only remaining career choice onto those with real jobs.... :biggrin:

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 03:11 PM
You're an idiot...

jhale667
08-29-2012, 04:59 PM
And you work at "Swamp Taco".

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 05:01 PM
Shows what you know about the bayou...

ZahZoo
08-29-2012, 05:04 PM
No, you just observed me kicking some stupid liberal ass on an iPhone while outside in the wind and rain trying to maintain my property during a hurricane...

Need I remind you... this is a virtual world. There is no wind and rain in here... just 1's and 0's.

Disclaimer: No asses were injured, liberal or otherwise, in the making of this nonsense...

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 05:23 PM
You helped make my point...


:biggrin:

jhale667
08-29-2012, 05:28 PM
Shows what you know about the bayou...


...What you've moved up the fast food-chain to "Bayou Burger" now or something? :biggrin:

Hardrock69
08-29-2012, 05:31 PM
Need I remind you... this is a virtual world. There is no wind and rain in here... just 1's and 0's.

Disclaimer: No asses were injured, liberal or otherwise, in the making of this nonsense...

And Elvis is a heavy purveyor of nonsense.

And Nick, I definitely think as well that someone who thinks they can somehow get 5 million dollars by paying $3,000 to a scammer so he can pay off a customs official is a moron, but as I said, nobody deserves to lose all they have. Especially when the victim is stupid or gullible, and not blinded by greed.
Even so, I will say again, nobody deserves to lose everything.

Sure....you would think they would learn something by losing SOME amount of cash, but some people do not.

I ran across a victim in the Dominican Republic. Expatriate American who was living the good life in Sosua, a beachside village.

He was being scammed by a criminal in Lagos, Nigeria.

I told the guy in the Dominican Republic he was being conned, but he refused to listen. Perhaps it was because he had already shelled out several thousand dollars to the scammer, and had a vested interest in proving me "wrong".

I was able to eventually get him to see the light. But not after he had lost over 40k.

Call it a lesser form of terminal stupidity.

Some people are stupid enough to point a gun at a law enforcement officer. Or do other idiot things that will cause them to DIE.

Others just do stupid stuff that causes them to lose everything they have.

I just take issue with someone who says people DESERVE to be the victim of a criminal.

As I mentioned to RD....next time you get something stolen, I suppose this means I can laugh at you and say you deserved it.

Right?
:hee:

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 05:43 PM
Nobody deserves to lose anything ??

You're part of the problem, dumbfuck...

Hardrock69
08-29-2012, 06:08 PM
Ah. so you deserve to lose everything you have.

I know a buncha darkies in Nigeria who want to talk to you.

Give me your email address and I will hook you right up. :hee:

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 06:14 PM
I know a buncha darkies in Nigeria who want to talk to you.



That's complete made up bullshit, as usual...

Hey, maybe after the storm you can get a job cleaning up...

Nah, that would require waking up before noon...

LoungeMachine
08-29-2012, 06:26 PM
No, you just observed me kicking some stupid liberal ass on an iPhone while outside in the wind and rain trying to maintain my property during a hurricane...

Glad to see you have your priorities in order..... wife must be proud.

:gulp:

ELVIS
08-29-2012, 06:29 PM
She is !!

I can multitask with the best !!!


:mad2:

Nickdfresh
08-30-2012, 11:59 AM
She is !!

I can multitask with the best !!!


:mad2:

Your coch© in one hand and the iPhone™ in the other?

FORD
08-30-2012, 04:54 PM
That's how they all are...

But put them to task and they back off...

I can kick their asses, cook ribs and potato salad with no electricity, and still continue to kick these fags asses!!!

Why are you so obsessed with fags asses? :anal:

FORD
08-30-2012, 04:56 PM
Then why constantly bring it up, tacopussy ??

Tacopussy? Isn't that a redundant statement? :eatit:

ELVIS
08-30-2012, 05:50 PM
:biggrin:

DavidLeeNatra
08-31-2012, 06:04 AM
the thread is still funny though... :biggrin:

Blaze
09-01-2012, 02:23 AM
the thread is still funny though... :biggrin:
I have seen enough hard evidence of corrupt bank accounts shut downs ;
Nonetheless:
I disagree with the way.
I would compare this information gathering to Guantanamo.
Thus the site is not shut down
atm

Hardrock69
09-01-2012, 06:22 AM
That's complete made up bullshit, as usual...

Hey, maybe after the storm you can get a job cleaning up...

Nah, that would require waking up before noon...

Ok idiot. Go to www.google.com

Type the words 419 Scam into the nice, white space provided.

Then tell the world how it is all made up.

Fucking tool.

ashstralia
09-01-2012, 07:16 AM
Shivermetimbers=Innernet legend.

VAiN
09-01-2012, 09:45 PM
Is the scambait site down? I can't get any link to work..

DavidLeeNatra
09-02-2012, 11:43 AM
Is the scambait site down? I can't get any link to work..

seems so... :(

Blaze
09-02-2012, 11:49 AM
Just go to this one:
http://www.419eater.com/

Hardrock69
09-04-2012, 03:59 AM
No. Do NOT go to that one.

I am not at liberty to say why, but at that site, not all is as it seems. You risk much if you go there.

As for TSB, alas, it is closed down temporarily. Will be up and running in the near future.

hideyoursheep
09-04-2012, 07:08 AM
ELVIS posting from an iPhone during a hurricane.....cell phones down there have a jumper cable attachment?

(the cigarette lighter in your C-10 hasn't worked for 19 years, c'mon...)

:lol:

Hardrock69
09-04-2012, 05:27 PM
:hee:

LoungeMachine
09-06-2012, 02:59 AM
Who stickied this bitch?

:gulp:

Hardrock69
09-06-2012, 04:36 AM
Beats the shit outta me. I was surprised to see it resurrected from the dead.

Coyote
10-05-2012, 07:06 AM
Who stickied this bitch?

:gulp:

It had it coming.

DavidLeeNatra
11-19-2012, 10:51 AM
it's always a good laugh here...I bumped that shit from time to time...it's one of the funniest threads ever!!!

Nickdfresh
08-31-2013, 05:48 PM
no. Do not go to that one.

I am not at liberty to say why, but at that site, not all is as it seems. You risk much if you go there.

As for tsb, alas, it is closed down temporarily. Will be up and running in the near future.

411? Pm?