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Golden AWe
11-11-2005, 04:03 PM
I'm hurt!

I happen to feel this is an insult towards Bette Midler!!!

I happen to like some of her comedy roles!!!

F.e. DROWNING MONA!!!

Actually, you could even say she's somehow attractive - at least if you compare her to Hagar...there's nothing attractive about The Red Fucker!!!
Golden AWe
11-11-2005, 04:12 PM
"You've just lost a gardener!!!"

(well, this was not that scene but...)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/destination_films/drowning_mona/_group_photos/bette_midler2.jpg
Coyote
11-11-2005, 04:18 PM
S. Heil!
Golden AWe
11-11-2005, 04:23 PM
Hey Coyote...have you found some new place to create South Park-avatars? I have tried that one ages ago, but is there a new one too?
Golden AWe
11-11-2005, 04:48 PM
i repeat!!!
Soul Reaper
11-12-2005, 08:01 AM
http://spstudio.elena.hosting-friends.de/spstudio.html

is this the place?
Soul Reaper
11-12-2005, 08:08 AM
Golden Awe?

HA!
Coyote
11-12-2005, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
i repeat!!!

I drunk last night!!!

I getting over a hangover now...

But the place designated by Reaper is the one.
Golden AWe
11-12-2005, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Golden Awe?

HA!

hahaha...yeah, well i have a longer hair nowadays...but a good shot anyway...
bueno bob
11-12-2005, 12:49 PM
Holy shit! It's me!!

http://spstudio.elena.hosting-friends.de/spstudio.html
bueno bob
11-12-2005, 12:50 PM
Oh God damnit.
guwapo_rocker
11-12-2005, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
F.e. DROWNING MONA!!!



Funny movie.
bueno bob
11-12-2005, 12:58 PM
How do you do a screen capture?
guwapo_rocker
11-12-2005, 01:03 PM
Hit the PrintScrn/SysRq button that is on the top row of your keyboard near the right hand side. This copies an image of the screen into the computer's memory.
Open the Paint application, which is included standard with all Windows versions. You can get to it by clicking on the Start button --> Programs --> Accessories --> Paint.
Paste the image into Paint by clicking on Edit --> Paste.
You can do some simple manipulations to the image if you want:
You can get rid of any part of the image near the top or left side by clicking on Edit --> Select All, which allows you to move the whole image up and to the left. This will "throw away" any part of the image that moves out of Paint's window.
You can get rid of any part of the image near the bottom or right side by deselecting the whole image, and then moving the little resize squares along the outside edges on the bottom and right edges up or to the left.
You can shrink the image by clicking on Image --> Stretch/Skew..., and then changing the values in the stretch boxes to something less than 100%
Once you have the image how you like it, save it by clicking on File --> Save As. Pick a File name for the image, AND THEN IN THE Save as type BOX CHOOSE JPEG file interchange format (*.jpgl*.jpeg). THIS WILL DRASTICALLY REDUCE THE SIZE OF THE FILE YOU CREATE.
bueno bob
11-12-2005, 01:04 PM
Ahh, here we go...
Golden AWe
11-12-2005, 01:08 PM
this is more like it nowadays...
bueno bob
11-12-2005, 01:11 PM
Even better...sig time!
bueno bob
11-12-2005, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
this is more like it nowadays...

I'm proud! :D
Coyote
11-12-2005, 01:52 PM
My South Park-doppelgänger/new avatar, up close and...
Matt White
11-12-2005, 01:56 PM
HA!!!
fret_buzz_blues
11-12-2005, 11:49 PM
I guess I might as well...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/me.jpg
manwiththedogs
11-13-2005, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
I'm hurt!

I happen to feel this is an insult towards Bette Midler!!!



Bette Midler was mildly amusing ("Ruthless People").
Once apon a time.
More than can be said for Spam.
Golden AWe
11-13-2005, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by manwiththedogs
Bette Midler was mildly amusing ("Ruthless People").
Once apon a time.
More than can be said for Spam.

Exactly exactly.
CROWBAR
11-13-2005, 02:29 PM
who is sammy hagar?

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/sammyjammy.jpg
Sarge's Little Helper
11-13-2005, 02:30 PM
who is sammy hagar?

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/sammyjammy.jpg

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
fret_buzz_blues
11-13-2005, 03:07 PM
Who is Bette Midler?
Sarge's Little Helper
11-13-2005, 03:07 PM
Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..