View Full Version : what's the advantage of a big penis?
Classic
11-12-2005, 06:32 AM
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Classic
11-12-2005, 06:33 AM
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Adavatage 1 : a big penis attracts someone's attention.
Terry
11-13-2005, 03:04 PM
Flip it the other way:
What's the advantage of a small one? Nothing.
There you go.
Golden AWe
11-13-2005, 03:07 PM
Q: How do I get a 30 cm-coch?
A: I'll cut the extra 10 cm off.
Classic
11-13-2005, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Terry
What's the advantage of a small one? Nothing.
But a small wiener at least fits in - every time. That's quite a positive feature!
Hardrock69
11-13-2005, 07:25 PM
Yes, it fits in your hand every time.
alexpgrimes
11-13-2005, 11:16 PM
well if you have to ask you must not have one..
oh you fookin old dirty cunt.
...long time no see btw.
Golden AWe
11-14-2005, 05:07 AM
old friends...how cute!
flappo
11-14-2005, 09:05 AM
alex has one
up his ass every saturday nite !
Northern Girl
11-14-2005, 09:14 AM
Girls like 'em! :cool:
Do you like girls?
DrMaddVibe
11-14-2005, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by flappo
alex has one
up his ass every saturday nite !
LOL!!!
with the av AND Hitler...BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:D
DavidLeeNatra
11-14-2005, 09:50 AM
ask the small-penis-experts...!
larbo? any thoughts?
DavidLeeNatra
11-14-2005, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Girls like 'em! :cool:
Do you like girls?
yes...and they like me, too ;)
Northern Girl
11-14-2005, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
yes...and they like me, too ;)
That's a given! ;)
DavidLeeNatra
11-14-2005, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
That's a given! ;)
;)
jhale667
11-14-2005, 04:51 PM
What's the advantage of a big penis? Making girls say "Ow!"?!?!? ;)
bueno bob
11-14-2005, 04:58 PM
Well, whatever it is, it's something Larbo will never know anything about.
What a shame!
jhale667
11-14-2005, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, whatever it is, it's something Larbo will never know anything about.
What a shame!
Well...unless you count all the times a big penis (in his ass) has made HIM say ow......:rolleyes:
Diamondjimi
11-14-2005, 05:21 PM
Holmes ,lardo,and assbrush are nondescriminate when it comes
to da cock. It's all good to them !
NATEDOG001976
12-11-2005, 08:03 AM
You can slap chicks with it!
Jérôme Frenchise
12-11-2005, 09:06 AM
Those who have a small one have to work on "philosophy". They'll say: "No matter the size, it's just how you will rub the edges that counts..."
:D
Coyote
12-11-2005, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by jhale667
What's the advantage of a big penis? Making girls say "Ow!"?!?!? ;)
Actually the girls say "Ooooohhh"... At first glance, anyway. :D
m_dixon1984
12-11-2005, 03:53 PM
A place to hang your towel.
M
jhale667
12-11-2005, 04:17 PM
Actually the girls say "Ooooohhh"... At first glance, anyway.
Top three things girls have said upon reaching into my pants:
1. "HELLO!" (most recent ex)
2. "Dude....NICE!" (obviously a former Valley Girl)
3. "Oh....YEAH!"
Never measured it, but I must be doin' OK.....:D
Coyote
12-11-2005, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by jhale667
Top three things girls have said upon reaching into my pants:
1. "HELLO!" (most recent ex)
2. "Dude....NICE!" (obviously a former Valley Girl)
3. "Oh....YEAH!"
That, or they just flash a wide, wicked smile... :D
Cathedral
12-11-2005, 05:07 PM
For evey one woman who likes a big penis I have found that there are about 5 women that can't handle larger than average tools.
I tend to be attracted to the more petite ladies, which in some cases means everything about them is petite, but not always.
let's remember, guys, that women have a similar issue when it comes to size.
There are women who have what i refer to as a "Canyon Cunt" which means that no matter what model of John Holmes rod you're weilding, it's gonna feel loose. A guy who doesn't have "girth" on his side won't keep that woman satisfied for long.
Just like there are very small sizes of vagina that a huge meaty schlong penetrating just isn't going to be very enjoyable for her.
A vagina that is too small can be painful for both parties, but the man who is avarage sized can accomodate most any vagina, that's just the law of averages there.
The cool thing is, the BIG guy at least gets to hit stuff once before a particular lady learns her personal preference first hand, lol.
When she acts like she is getting into a tub of very hot water with every move....she's gotten more than she bargained for.
Then there are the ladies that can work it, know how to work it, and they work it very very well.
jhale667
12-11-2005, 05:35 PM
True. One of my buddies coined the term 'Cervix tag' for when you bottom out in a chick...:D The key is to make sure she's primed, well-lubed and ready...and start off gently. But also remember, vaginas have been know to pass objects the size of a basketball occasionally. When one of my friend's wife had her first kid, he was like "DUDE...if you ever have a kid and you EVER want to find your chick attractive again...DO NOT GO to the business-end of the table! My wife's tiny little pussy was FIVE TIMES it's normal size!!! Made my dick look like my pinky!"
Also had a girl REQUEST cervix tag after hearing the term....(the valley chick) she was like "Dude, tag MY cervix!" I pinned her knees behind her ears and let her have it....LOL .:sex:
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