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Hardrock69
11-19-2005, 12:57 PM
Fri Nov 18, 9:38 AM ET

Angus Young, lead singer-guitarist of AC/DC, tops Maxim's list of the "25 greatest short dudes of all time," standing tall at 5 feet 2 inches.

NBA guard Spud Webb, at 5 feet 7 inches, is No. 2, followed by Napoleon Bonaparte (5 feet 4 inches), Naim Suleymangolu (4 feet 11 inches) and Yuri Gagarin (5 feet 2 inches).

The magazine, in its December issue, claims to be helping women "begin a long overdue fight against their genetically determined shallowness when choosing a partner."

Yoda, at No. 6, is the shortest on the list. His height is calculated at 2 feet 2 inches.

Other great short dudes: Martin Scorsese, Jon Stewart, Prince, Kurt Cobain and two of the Hobbits from "The Lord of the Rings" films Elijah Wood and Sean Astin.

The tallest "short dude"? Pro football player Doug Flutie, at 5 feet 10 inches, who is ranked at No. 24.

Unchainme
11-19-2005, 01:08 PM
http://rock105i.com/images/angus_young_2_400.jpg

Fooking love AC/DC both eras. One of the coolest motherfucking bands of all time.

roryrobson666
11-19-2005, 02:50 PM
angus angus angus angus angus angus angus angus angus angus!

MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-19-2005, 02:52 PM
what about Klaus Meine(scorpions lead singer)?
<img src="http://www.scorps.ru/photo/klaus/tennis2002/KlausMeine7_tennis2002.jpg"></img>
Dude with reflectors.

Hardrock69
11-19-2005, 04:23 PM
Well, Dio is "vertically challenged" as well!

But ANGUS RULES!!!

Supposedly next album will be out sometime in 2006 with a tour to follow...

MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-19-2005, 04:35 PM
dio is one bad mofo.
<img src="http://www.catch-the-rainbow.com/Oddz&Endz/O&E/TenD/TENACIOUS-D+DIO.jpg"></img>
look at how much Jack Black is slouching.

MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-19-2005, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
http://rock105i.com/images/angus_young_2_400.jpg

Fooking love AC/DC both eras. One of the coolest motherfucking bands of all time.

god bless you... he's gonna sneeze!

MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-19-2005, 04:42 PM
WHERES THE BEEF? <img src="http://www.nctc.net/~hazard/photo/cows/angus_bull.JPG"></img>
<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/michaelbower/fark/beef.jpg"></img>

roryrobson666
11-19-2005, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
WHERES THE BEEF? <img src="http://www.nctc.net/~hazard/photo/cows/angus_bull.JPG"></img>
<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/michaelbower/fark/beef.jpg"></img>

thats so random man!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-19-2005, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by roryrobson666
thats so random man!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

lol.... dude Angus is a type of beef. I guess im just a little crazy.

bueno bob
11-19-2005, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
Well, Dio is "vertically challenged" as well!

But ANGUS RULES!!!

Supposedly next album will be out sometime in 2006 with a tour to follow...

I have the magazine...I think Ronnie came in around #28 or so...I could double check to see for certain.

MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-19-2005, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I have the magazine...I think Ronnie came in around #28 or so...I could double check to see for certain.

could you type the whole list !!!!!! i would thank you forever

fret_buzz_blues
11-20-2005, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
god bless you... he's gonna sneeze!
Doesn't it always look like he's going to sneeze when he headbangs??? Haha...

MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-20-2005, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I have the magazine...I think Ronnie came in around #28 or so...I could double check to see for certain.

Eres muy bueno en mi libro!

bueno bob
11-20-2005, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
could you type the whole list !!!!!! i would thank you forever

Looks like I was thinking it was a top 50...sorry :)

Here you go, full list:

25. Andrew Carnegie (5'0")
24. Doug Flutie (5'10")
23. Ross Perot (5'7")
22. John Keats (5'0")
21. Ron Jeremy (5'6")
20. Kurt Cobain (5'7")
19. Prince (5'2")
18. Bruce Lee (5'7")
17. Jeff Gordon (5'7")
16. David Eckstein (5'7")
15. T.E. Lawrence (5'5")
14. David Ben-Gurion (5'0")
13. Ronnie James Dio (5'4")
12. Pat Morita (5'3")
11. Diego Maradona (5'5")
10. James Madison (5'4")
09. The Hobbits (av. 5'6" actors - 3'6" in movies/books)
08. Jon Stewart (5'7")
07. Martin Scorsese (5'4")
06. Yoda (2'2")
05. Yuri Gagarin (5'2")
04. Naim Suleymanoglu (4'11")
03. Napolean Bonaparte (5'4")
02. Spud Webb (5'7")
01. Angus Young (5'2")

Jérôme Frenchise
11-20-2005, 09:40 PM
Angus is BIG! :)

Jérôme Frenchise
11-20-2005, 09:53 PM
Not that I feel particularly concerned (I'm 1.92 m. tall :D), but beyond a few ones who were not mentioned, I think that our last blues legend alive, whom I saw from very close last year and who is probably less than 1.60 m., I mean Buddy Guy, was unfairly forgotten...

Dave's Bitch
11-21-2005, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
dio is one bad mofo.
<img src="http://www.catch-the-rainbow.com/Oddz&Endz/O&E/TenD/TENACIOUS-D+DIO.jpg"></img>
look at how much Jack Black is slouching.


Dio \m/