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LoungeMachine
11-25-2005, 01:53 AM
Tom the amateur ob-gyn

Says he's got sonogram gizmo for Katie

BY HELEN KENNEDY
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Tom Cruise thinks his unborn child is ready for a closeup - lots and lots of closeups.
The movie star told Barbara Walters in an upcoming interview that he bought himself the medical device to give pregnant fiancée Katie Holmes a sonogram whenever he wants.

"I bought a sonogram machine," Cruise told Walters. "I am going to donate it to a hospital when we are done."

Taken aback, Walters said, "Wait, you are going to do your own sonogram?" "Yes," he replied, chuckling.

Experts were shocked.

"These machines create energy, sound waves. If used for short periods of time - not as a toy - it is safe. But there is some evidence that prolonged or repetitive ultrasounds can be dangerous," said Dr. Jacques Moritz, an obstetrician at St. Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital Center.

A sonogram allows expectant parents to see an image of their unborn baby. The machines can cost up to $200,000.

Ob-gyns avoid exposing fetuses to the powerful high-frequency sound waves any more than necessary. The average woman may get two or three during the course of a pregnancy and each session lasts only about five or six minutes.

"There's a big sticker on mine that says, 'this machine is for diagnostic and not entertainment uses.' Frankly, I'm surprised someone sold him one. You have to be a licensed physician or technician to even buy one," Moritz said.

Cruise didn't say where he got it, or if he'll have trained technicians at home to help run it.

Brad Imler, president of American Pregnancy Association, said sonograms should always be performed by a doctor.

"It is a noninvasive procedure that is considered safe, but that's under a doctor's care," Imler said. "There's an absence of documentation about the safety of sonograms when performed frequently or over a long period of time."

The FDA has issued several warnings about the commercial keepsake sonogram outfits popping up in malls with names like Fetal Fotos and Womb with a View.

The sonogram saga is the latest weird twist in the overhyped Cruise-Holmes romance, which cynics suggest is all a publicity ploy.

More recently, Cruise made waves by announcing that his Scientology beliefs dictated that his starlet gal pal would have to give birth without drugs and in total silence.

Originally published on November 24, 2005

MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-25-2005, 01:56 AM
thank you loungemachine. i didnt really need more proof of his lack of a head these days, but the shitstack grows bigger everyday nonetheless!

LoungeMachine
11-25-2005, 02:05 AM
He should have called me.

I would have put her in the stirrups, grabbed my digital, and taken all the closeups of Jr. he wanted.

AND he would have saved 200K

twonabomber
11-25-2005, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
"But there is some evidence that prolonged or repetitive ultrasounds can be dangerous," said Dr. Jacques Moritz, an obstetrician at St. Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital Center.



L. Ron Hubbard says this guy is full of shit.

LoungeMachine
11-25-2005, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by twonabomber
L. Ron Hubbard says this guy is full of shit.

LMMFAO:D

MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-25-2005, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by twonabomber
L. Ron Hubbard says this guy is full of shit.

hahahah! dude the man looks like he is full of shit.
<img src="https://www.criminon.org/about-us/images/l-ron-hubbard.jpg"></img>

EbDawson
11-25-2005, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
More recently, Cruise made waves by announcing that his Scientology beliefs dictated that his starlet gal pal would have to give birth without drugs and in total silence.



OUCH!

MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-25-2005, 02:28 AM
total silence? how the fuck?

ashstralia
11-25-2005, 04:25 AM
the short arsed little freak is turning into howard hughes!

i can't believe nicole's moment of madness.

frets5150
11-25-2005, 05:08 AM
Now Dickface won't need that sonogram machine:D

frets5150
11-25-2005, 05:08 AM
:rolleyes:

frets5150
11-25-2005, 05:08 AM
:o FUCKIN DUPES

saint
11-25-2005, 01:40 PM
No

Hardrock69
11-25-2005, 03:52 PM
Watch his child be born without a brain.....

:rolleyes:

Terry
11-25-2005, 07:33 PM
Cruise...just gets stranger by the minute.

Whatever.

The Scatologist
11-25-2005, 08:48 PM
give him 5 years till he turns into another Michael Jackson

Nickdfresh
11-25-2005, 08:57 PM
LOUNGE, you don't know the history of OB-GYNs!

LoungeMachine
11-25-2005, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
LOUNGE, you don't know the history of OB-GYNs!

I did give Brook Shields a pap smear once ! ;)

Terry
11-25-2005, 09:35 PM
His fame as an actor, considering his skill level, has always been a mystery to me.

The elements of the films he's been in that I liked had nothing to do with him really. 'Bout the only thing I liked about Top Gun was the aerial photography. Rain Man was all Hoffman, IMO. Color Of Money was all Newman...Cruise not being in any of those flicks wouldn't have lessened my enjoyment of any of them.

And he's been in so many that use that tired Rocky formula of a guy who seemingly has it all, then goes through some superficial soul searching mid flick, then emerges on top at the end: Top Gun, Days Of Thunder, Far And Away, Cocktail, A Few Good Men, Minority Report...

...and when he does darker stuff, like Eyes Wide Shut, Interview With A Vampire or Born On The Fourth Of July, Collateral, etc., his self-manufactured pretty boy image gets in the way of him bringing any authenticity to the roles. You're never able to suspend your disbelief and lose yourself in the character, always aware that it's Tom Cruise up there...

...he's a bankable movie star. Not an actor. But at least he had the sense to keep his religious and personal beliefs in check until recently. Now he IS coming off like a fucking loon! Think Holmes is just a little girl who is living out a teenage dream of marrying an image on a poster on her wall a few years back. Just gonna be another Hollywood celebrity trainwreck marriage a few years from now, with a kid thrown into the mix.

Purty fucked up.

Nickdfresh
11-25-2005, 09:37 PM
CRUISE is a good actor, as long as he's playing the same character in every film...

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!

MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-25-2005, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
Watch his child be born without a brain.....

:rolleyes:

Cruise was... hasnt hurt his career a bit!

Katydid
11-25-2005, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I did give Brook Shields a pap smear once ! ;)

That's why we call him Dr. Joe Thunder LP (Liscensed pussy Dr.)...

Hardrock69
11-26-2005, 12:38 AM
Terry said it best.

Those movies would have kicked ass if he never would have been in them.

NATEDOG001976
11-26-2005, 08:56 AM
Tom Cruise is a homo!

DrMaddVibe
11-26-2005, 09:29 AM
Terry...I'd agree with you on your statement of other actors carrying the film but "Vanilla Sky". I've never seen anything special about his movies either but "Jerry Macguire" and "Vanilla Sky" I could watch over and over.

"Taps" was good too but there were tons of kids fighting for 1st place in that one!


On a Tom is a Loon...Since I'm close to Scientology Central...I heard a rumour that he was going to stretch Katie's puss and wear her like a hat after the birthing process.

LoungeMachine
11-26-2005, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe

On a Tom is a Loon...Since I'm close to Scientology Central...I heard a rumour that he was going to stretch Katie's puss and wear her like a hat after the birthing process.

Interesting,

I had heard he wanted Katie to knit the placenta into a vest for him :cool:

DrMaddVibe
11-26-2005, 10:27 AM
EVERYONE has heard THAT one.

I was only dealin' the behind the wall rumour!


LMAO!

LoungeMachine
11-26-2005, 10:32 AM
And as much as it pains me to admit it, I thought he was great in A Few Good Men.

Aaron Sorkin's writing was flawless [ except for one line] and the casting was brilliant.

UGS
11-26-2005, 10:43 AM
What's wrong with a guy who failed out of highschool using equipment usually reserved for people w/ 8-10 years of college and med school under their belt?

OBVIOUSLY he's qualified. . .:rolleyes:

Millermoos
11-28-2005, 10:07 AM
"Vanilla Sky" I have to say this this movie was one of the worst movies I have ever seen if you compare it with the original Spanish movie. It's one of the few movies I have actually walked out on maybe because I have seen the original.
I am not bothered if Tom Cruise is a loon or he follows Scientology. I have plenty of loons in my job, who cares.I think people are bothered about him because he is famous and makes loads of money if not would you care?
Millermoos

classicdude
11-28-2005, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine


More recently, Cruise made waves by announcing that his Scientology beliefs dictated that his starlet gal pal would have to give birth without drugs and in total silence.

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....reminds me of that line in Planes, Trains & Automobiles...where the redneck talks about his wife's baby coming out "sideways"....."She didn't scream or nuthin'"

ThrillsNSpills
12-02-2005, 09:04 AM
Sometimes Tom Cruise does Good Things (http://www.2dorks.com/video/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov)

DlocRoth
12-02-2005, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
hahahah! dude the man looks like he is full of shit.
<img src="https://www.criminon.org/about-us/images/l-ron-hubbard.jpg"></img>

L. Ron looks like Vince Neil!!