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LoungeMachine
11-25-2005, 02:00 AM
Yeat another lame "reunion" without the original leader :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

It even references VH


Re-Formed Kennedys Not The Same
November 21, 2005
By DAN LEROY, Special To The Courant It's an age-old rock debate, as perplexing as the question about a tree falling in the forest when no one's around: Is a band, missing its original voice, still valid?

Sometimes the answer is maybe (Van Hagar) and sometimes it's just plain no (Van Cherone). But evaluating legendary punk quartet the Dead Kennedys without former frontman Jello Biafra is a tougher call.



The Kennedys, who finished the current leg of an American tour Saturday at Hartford's Webster Theatre, won't be reuniting with Biafra anytime soon. After a bitter court dispute that involved distribution of the band's back catalog (now in the hands of the remaining Kennedys), guitarist East Bay Ray, bassist Klaus Flouride and drummer D.H. Peligro reformed the group.

Substitute vocalist Brandon Cruz has since been replaced by Philadelphia singer Jeff Penalty, a boy among aging men onstage. Penalty gives the Kennedys an undeniable shot of twentysomething adrenaline - even though Ray's trebly, shredded-surf riffs and Peligro's pounding sound as energetic as ever - but his predecessor's legacy works both for and against Penalty's efforts.

There are certainly signature Kennedys songs - and most of them were reprised Saturday - yet the band was always less about individual tunes and more about a worldview. The group's uncompromising left-wing stance, especially as applied to the music business, was a huge influence on virtually every act that followed in the American underground of the Eighties.

That means it isn't quite as jarring to hear Penalty take on greatest hits such as "Holiday in Cambodia" or "California Über Alles" as it might be to listen to, say, Hüsker Dü minus Bob Mould. Yet while Biafra's vocals may be replaceable, a band that owes so much to his larger-than-life personality can't escape it so easily.

You could make the case that Penalty's presence underscores the timelessness of the Kennedys' message, that he represents a new generation for whom "Nazi Punks F*** Off" and "Bleed For Me" (updated with the expected Cowboy Bush invective) are just as meaningful as they were two decades ago.

Or you could counter that the endearingly sloppy take on OutKast's "Hey Ya" was the most relevant moment of the evening.

For all the power and professionalism on display Saturday, it's a lot easier to defend the second argument.

LoungeMachine
11-25-2005, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine



Substitute vocalist Brandon Cruz has since been replaced .


Brandon Cruz?


Eddie?

As in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father"?????


LMMFAO:D


What, Corey Feldman was unavailable???

FORD
11-25-2005, 02:58 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Brandon Cruz?


Eddie?

As in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father"?????


LMMFAO:D


What, Corey Feldman was unavailable???

He'll be next. Actually he will sing as a duo with Corey Haim.

And Corey Hart might come along if he can find his fucking sunglasses.

Jello Biafra IS the fucking Dead Kennedys!!

bueno bob
11-25-2005, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by FORD
He'll be next. Actually he will sing as a duo with Corey Haim.

And Corey Hart might come along if he can find his fucking sunglasses.

Jello Biafra IS the fucking Dead Kennedys!!

This is quite possibly the DUMBEST punk thing to happen since The Misfits without Glenn Danzig.

Ack.

bueno bob
11-25-2005, 11:06 AM
Speaking of which, why doesn't Eerie Von reform Samhain with Will Smith or Britney Spears singing? :rolleyes:

FORD
11-25-2005, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Speaking of which, why doesn't Eerie Von reform Samhain with Will Smith or Britney Spears singing? :rolleyes:

Because Glenn would kill him before they ever got in the studio?

Yeah, Samhain with Titney... they could call the album "Bubblegum Coming Fire" or something like that.

bueno bob
11-26-2005, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Because Glenn would kill him before they ever got in the studio?

Yeah, Samhain with Titney... they could call the album "Bubblegum Coming Fire" or something like that.

"All the world and everything in my tits..."

:D

LoungeMachine
11-26-2005, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
"All the world and everything in my tits..."

:D


Sounds like a Fab quote :D

Rikk
11-26-2005, 05:30 PM
DK without JELLO is a joke.

JELLO recently toured with the MELVINS but came nowhere near me (Detroit). I would have gone in a second. But the DK's? They're as bad as the Van Halen brothers EXCEPT for the fact that they're making money through good archive releases instead of repeated greatest hits.

rustoffa
11-26-2005, 10:20 PM
The thread title pretty much sums it up.

DrMaddVibe
11-26-2005, 11:37 PM
There's always room for Jello!

The Dead Kennedy's have outlived their usefulness anyways!

LoungeMachine
11-27-2005, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
There's always room for Jello!

The Dead Kennedy's have outlived their usefulness anyways!

Ironic considering which board we post from ;)


But good to see the point of the thread escaped you yet again :cool:

DrMaddVibe
11-27-2005, 12:18 AM
There was a point to it?

Lemme guess...you wrote it and are getting royalties?

LMAO!!!!!

LoungeMachine
11-27-2005, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
There was a point to it?



Yeah.

I'll spell it out to you simply so you can understand it.

Many of us don't like bands going out and trying to cash in on a name when the PRINCIPLE member[s] are no longer with the band, due to death or other reasons.


But I ring the bell, and you come.

It works every time. :cool:

You may now go back to memorizing your Republican Talking Points Memo for next week.

[Remember, the Dems saw the same intelligence as the White House :rolleyes: ]

DrMaddVibe
11-27-2005, 07:34 AM
Wow, if only everyone else could be exactly like you.

LoungeMachine
11-27-2005, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Wow, if only everyone else could be exactly like you.

What a wondeful world this would be :cool:

Jérôme Frenchise
11-27-2005, 03:19 PM
Mwell... Dead Kennedys... Mmmpff... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! :D
$orry. :cool:

http://graphics.ink19.com/issues/april2003/deadKennedys3.jpeg

LoungeMachine
11-27-2005, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Mwell... Dead Kennedys... Mmmpff... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! :D
Sorry. :cool:



With special guests: The Wounded Reagans ;)

Jérôme Frenchise
11-27-2005, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
With special guests: The Wounded Reagans ;)

:D Ha! Ha! The Wounded Reagans! What about The Bretzelized Bushes?

http://www.urbanchallenge.com/results/2003/sandiego/includes/results/thumbs/10.jpg

And well, I'm unfair: I only judge the DK on face value. I've never heard any of their songs.

rustoffa
11-27-2005, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
And well, I'm unfair: I only judge the DK on face value. I've never heard any of their songs.

"Give me libertarians or give me creeping death" is a grate primer!
:D

Jérôme Frenchise
11-27-2005, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa
"Give me libertarians or give me creeping death" is a grate primer!
:D

Ha! Ha! :D It sounds like a ballsy speech, at least.
Far above those weaklings moaning about imaginary toothaches!

Caged
11-27-2005, 10:01 PM
Dead Kennedy's was one of the very first punk bands my bro introduced to me back in the 80's. There is no way there could be any version of the Dead Kennedy's without Jello. "Pull My Strings" :D

FORD
11-28-2005, 02:18 AM
"Pull My Strings"

I'm tired of self respect
I can't afford a car
I wanna be a prefab superstar

I wanna be a tool
Don't need no soul
Wanna make big money
Playing rock and roll

I'll make my music boring
I'll play my music slow
I ain't no artist, I'm a business man
No ideas of my own

I won't offend
Or rock the boat
Just sex and drugs
And rock and roll

Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
My Payola!
Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
My Payola!

You'll pay ten bucks to see me
On a fifteen foot high stage
Fatass bouncers kick the shit
Out of kids who try to dance

If my friends say
I've lost my guts
I'll laugh and say
That's rock and roll

But there's just one problem

[Chorus]
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul
Pull my strings and I'll go far

And when I'm rich
And meet Bob Hope
We'll shoot some golf
And shoot some dope

Is my cock big enough?
Is my brain small enough?
[Repeat chorus, etc. etc.]

Caged
11-28-2005, 08:09 AM
I used to crank that fuckin tune so loud I swear my Dad was having a heart attack. 7 years later he did. Im now in the middle of a law suit against Jello. :D

Caged
11-28-2005, 08:11 AM
"Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul
Pull my strings and I'll go far"

Sam Fagar was at one the same shows as me. Everytime the chorus ended he'd screm "Yeah" and raise his tiny little fists in the air. :D

bueno bob
11-28-2005, 01:15 PM
Get ready for it...Marky Ramone is going to reform the Ramones next with...uh...Louie Ramone, Tony Ramone and Bobby Ramone...

:rolleyes:

bueno bob
11-28-2005, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Sounds like a Fab quote :D

Ha!

I'd imagine her fronting Samhain would be kinda fun, actually...covered head to toe in blood...it'd certainly give "Human Pony Girl" a WHOLE new spin, hmm?

:)