The Kewlest thing about the ROTH ARMY

[Golden AWe]

It's time for you to decide!

Kiss as much arse as you want!

[Golden AWe]

Boy, I sure fakked up the poll title..."YOU MAIN REASONS YOU"...bluddy hell!

[Golden AWe]

Vote, fuckers, vote!

Don't let it flow into THE RIVERS OF BOREDOM.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Vote, fuckers, vote!

Don't let it flow into THE RIVERS OF BOREDOM.

kinda like the children of bodum!? :D

[Golden AWe]

Something like The Children Of Bodom yeah...The lake Bodom was a place where 3 youngsters were mysteriously killed in the 60's...The RIVERS OF BOREDOM had a similar mystery...people went to the Links and never came back...they were bored to death.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

well i definetly think the porn is why i keep coming back here...
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=767962#post767962

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Something like The Children Of Bodom yeah...The lake Bodom was a place where 3 youngsters were mysteriously killed in the 60's...The RIVERS OF BOREDOM had a similar mystery...people went to the Links and never came back...they were bored to death.


The Lake Bodom murders were an infamous multiple homicide that took place in Finland in 1960. Lake Bodom is a small lake in Espoo, about 22 kilometres west of the country's capital, Helsinki. On the night of June 4, 1960, four teenagers were camping on the shores of Lake Bodom when – allegedly – an insane person murdered three of them cold-bloodedly with a knife and wounded the fourth. The sole survivor Nils Gustafsson has lived a relatively normal life afterwards until 2004 when he was arrested for the murders by the police. October 2005 district court found Gustafsson not guilty.

The murders have proven to be a popular subject in the Finnish media and commonly have made it back to the headlines whenever new information or theories have surfaced.
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* 1 Victims
* 2 Theories
* 3 Arrest of Nils Gustafsson
* 4 Other
* 5 External links

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Victims

* Irmeli Björklund, 15 years old at the time
* Tuulikki Mäki, 15 years old at the time
* Seppo Boisman, 18 years old at the time
* Nils Gustafsson, 18 years old at the time, the only survivor, arrested in 2004, acquitted in October 2005.

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Theories

Some years later – between June 3 and 6 of 1972 (approximately the 11th anniversary of the murders) – a man announced in his suicide note that he was the Lake Bodom murderer. On the day of the murders he was working in a kiosk near the lake and had the victims as customers, selling them lemonade. He was generally known to have hard feelings about campers. However, police investigation disproved his claims and found an alibi for the man (he was allegedly sleeping at his home with his wife, who verified it)

In 2003 Professor Jorma Palo published a book on his theory about the murder. In 1960 Palo had worked as a doctor at a nearby hospital. Shortly after the murders he had treated a highly suspicious man for his injuries at the hospital. The man was German-born Hans Assman who allegedly worked as an agent for East Germany. According to Palo the lack of thorough investigation into Assman's involvement was some kind of a diplomatic cover-up. The police denied this and claimed that Assman had a valid alibi. In 1997, shortly before his death, Assmann allegedly confessed the murders to a Finnish journalist.
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Arrest of Nils Gustafsson

In late March 2004, almost 44 years after the event, Nils Gustafsson was arrested by the police on the suspicion that he was the murderer. In early 2005, the Finnish National Bureau of Investigation (KRP) declared the case was solved based on some new analysis on the blood stains. According to the official statement, Nils Gustafsson, the survivor, had had an outburst of jealousy involving feelings for one of the other teenagers, Irmeli Björklund, who was his newfound girlfriend. Irmeli was stabbed multiple times after the fatal blow, while the two other teenagers were killed less savagely. Gustafsson's own injuries, while notable, were less severe.

After several months of preparation, the decision to put Nils Gustafsson on trial was made on June 8, 2005.

The trial started on August 4, 2005. The prosecution was calling for a life sentence against Nils Gustafsson on three counts of murder. The prosecution was saying that the re-examination of the old evidence using modern techniques such as DNA profiling points to Gustafsson. The defence argued that the killings were the work of one or more outsiders and that Gustafsson suffered similar injuries to those sustained by the other three, and because of the injuries, he would have been incapable of killing three people. On October 7, 2005 Gustafsson was freed of all charges.
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Other

The triple murder is the basis for the name of the Finnish melodic death metal band Children of Bodom, which was formed in the early 1990s.



Interesting... I didnt find a lot on the rivers of boredom though :D

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Boy, I sure fakked up the poll title..."YOU MAIN REASONS YOU"...bluddy hell!

This and all of the above :D

[Coyote]

Where's the "Larg" option? Where's the "Insanity" option?

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

and the cowboyneal option!

[Axl S]

its gotta be the sheep pen.fucking hagar fans need to be educated

[saint]

I came here for the downloads, Now its the PRON thats keep me :D

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by saint
I came here for the downloads, Now its the PRON thats keep me :D

i came here for the downloads and its the humor in the forums that keep me coming back - good pron pics but that is all over the web.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Coyote
Where's the "Larg" option? Where's the "Insanity" option?

I think LARG has a lot to do with the Sheep Pen...and INSANITY...well, that's the DM's middle name!

[Coyote]

So it wasn't "Rumplestiltskin"? What an udder disappointment...

[franksters]

I love the freedom of speach;)

I think one of the best thing is that there is no advertising, and the members are very creative and have a good sense of humour...

The Pron and the download ( when they are working) makes it the ultimate destination on the Web!

[Soul Reaper]

I came for the feckin' downloads at first....I stay here because this is the only forum I've been on which have cool members....there aren't any rules....and then there's The Dump, which is genius...

[Matt White]

A Cha-cha cha!!!

[Mr Badguy]

I looooooovvvvveeeee Classic Van Halen.

Etc.

:D

[jhale667]

I originally came here to download some Vintage Frankenstrat pics...stayed for the humor and the 'pron'...LOL

[rustoffa]

The sum of the whole. A destination shrouded in mystery, and unwavering belief in the unbelievable.

Nobody really tries to make it flabbergasting...it just rotates.

Like when you suggest it (the site) to a friend or whatever, and they go "I've never seen anything quite like it....you're a fucked-up motherfucker."
:)

[Golden AWe]

Praise the lard!!!

[Millermoos]

I do enjoy: politics and all the other theories.
Millermoos

[ashstralia]

David Lee Roth!!!!!

[Golden AWe]

"Last edited by ashstralia on 11-29-2005 at 12:50 PM"

What did you edit, you wrote "Sammy Hagar" first? :cato2:

[DavidLeeNatra]

where the fuck am I? came here for the one and only david lee roth...kicked some sheep asses...opened a fucking bar (which runs perfect without me, now)...was made a mod and have to stay here till it all comes to a fucking end...

I hate you all...you no good bastards...

[Jimmy Jingles]

DLR\CVH First and Foremost.

Sheep ownings and porn are always fun.

[Golden AWe]

i cunt believe the dm's are not leading the cuntest

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i cunt believe the dm's are not leading the cuntest

just wait until the aliases join the party ;)

[Golden AWe]

you mean faster pussycunt, flabby and her/their 5000 other aliases

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
"Last edited by ashstralia on 11-29-2005 at 12:50 PM"

What did you edit, you wrote "Sammy Hagar" first? :cato2:


leave me alone, i was drunk!!!!:p

[Golden AWe]

Hahahaha...

btw, the thing I didn't tell was that if people vote for PRON, they vote for the DM's...the DM's mean LOADS OF PRON AND FILTH!

[flappo]

i like the popgear

http://mandirt.com/gallery/I%20Love%20Joe%20Rogan/Joe%20Toons/dilbert3.gif

[Golden AWe]

ahahhahaha

Oh, yeah, I know that comic..."DILdoBERT"

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
you mean faster pussycunt, flabby and her/their 5000 other aliases

this would make it a guntest, wouldn't it?

[Golden AWe]

It sure would!

Geddem!

[Soul Reaper]

The LARG is another factor....

[Golden AWe]

VOTE, FUCKERSSS!!!