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Caged
11-28-2005, 05:27 PM
http://college.break.com/articles/pukedump.html
Caged
11-28-2005, 05:29 PM
http://www.funny-shit.com/index.php?current_page=pictures&id=3419&download=1
Caged
11-28-2005, 05:33 PM
LMAO!
frets5150
11-28-2005, 05:48 PM
:D
Jérôme Frenchise
11-28-2005, 06:04 PM
:D Those lips look smoking hot!

http://www.funny-shit.com/download/D5al2bpQ6T0Rji0lbZtIF2o8Fvs5/earthquake_on_the_beach_animation.gif
Booby-booby-boobies! For one pair bought, one free pair! Booby-booby-boobies! :D
frets5150
11-28-2005, 07:24 PM
..:eek:
frets5150
11-28-2005, 07:24 PM
.:rolleyes:
Caged
11-28-2005, 08:00 PM
:D right on. I see muffin!
MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-28-2005, 08:09 PM
jerome frenchise's signature cracks me up.... here is katydid...(get the hell out of my house,, in jesus's name i pray! :D)
<style>.hov:hover{background-color:yellow}</style><div id='Title' style='font:bold 11px verdana'><h1 style='font:bold 13px;display:inline'>Watch

Video:</h1><a class='hov' style='display:block;width:300px;border:solid 2px black;padding:5px' href="http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv"

target='_blank'>Religious Bitch<p><embed name='RAOCXplayer' src='http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv' type='application/x-mplayer2' width='300'

height='300' autoplay='true' ShowControls='1' ShowStatusBar='0' loop='true' EnableContextMenu='0' DisplaySize='0'

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Caged
11-28-2005, 08:12 PM
crazy bitch from trading spouses. seen it. fucking wanted to kill her myself. She tears up the check, then slams the door on the camera man. lol Why did she do the show to begin with?
MERRYKISSMASS2U
11-28-2005, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Caged
crazy bitch from trading spouses. seen it. fucking wanted to kill her myself. She tears up the check, then slams the door on the camera man. lol Why did she do the show to begin with?

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE IN JESUS' NAME I PRAY!
Jérôme Frenchise
11-29-2005, 01:53 PM
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=778831

Can it be the top of her, err, pussy that's moulded by her pink pants? :eek:
Diamondjimi
12-01-2005, 12:59 AM
You smell fish ?
Ozzy Fudd
12-01-2005, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
jerome frenchise's signature cracks me up.... here is katydid...(get the hell out of my house,, in jesus's name i pray! :D)
<style>.hov:hover{background-color:yellow}</style><div id='Title' style='font:bold 11px verdana'><h1 style='font:bold 13px;display:inline'>Watch

Video:</h1><a class='hov' style='display:block;width:300px;border:solid 2px black;padding:5px' href="http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv"

target='_blank'>Religious Bitch<p><embed name='RAOCXplayer' src='http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv' type='application/x-mplayer2' width='300'

height='300' autoplay='true' ShowControls='1' ShowStatusBar='0' loop='true' EnableContextMenu='0' DisplaySize='0'

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Man that Fat Fuckin Psycho Shrills go right through me cork that fuckin thing will ya.
Ozzy Fudd
12-01-2005, 10:48 AM
Fuck me echo's i'm loosing my mind
Caged
12-02-2005, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
jerome frenchise's signature cracks me up.... here is katydid...(get the hell out of my house,, in jesus's name i pray! :D)
<style>.hov:hover{background-color:yellow}</style><div id='Title' style='font:bold 11px verdana'><h1 style='font:bold 13px;display:inline'>Watch

Video:</h1><a class='hov' style='display:block;width:300px;border:solid 2px black;padding:5px' href="http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv"

target='_blank'>Religious Bitch<p><embed name='RAOCXplayer' src='http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv' type='application/x-mplayer2' width='300'

height='300' autoplay='true' ShowControls='1' ShowStatusBar='0' loop='true' EnableContextMenu='0' DisplaySize='0'

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time to have fun!
Caged
12-02-2005, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
jerome frenchise's signature cracks me up.... here is katydid...(get the hell out of my house,, in jesus's name i pray! :D)
<style>.hov:hover{background-color:yellow}</style><div id='Title' style='font:bold 11px verdana'><h1 style='font:bold 13px;display:inline'>Watch

Video:</h1><a class='hov' style='display:block;width:300px;border:solid 2px black;padding:5px' href="http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv"

target='_blank'>Religious Bitch<p><embed name='RAOCXplayer' src='http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv' type='application/x-mplayer2' width='300'

height='300' autoplay='true' ShowControls='1' ShowStatusBar='0' loop='true' EnableContextMenu='0' DisplaySize='0'

pluginspage='http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></a><p style="margin:3px 0px"><a

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Hi. Im going crazy. :D
Caged
12-02-2005, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
jerome frenchise's signature cracks me up.... here is katydid...(get the hell out of my house,, in jesus's name i pray! :D)
<style>.hov:hover{background-color:yellow}</style><div id='Title' style='font:bold 11px verdana'><h1 style='font:bold 13px;display:inline'>Watch

Video:</h1><a class='hov' style='display:block;width:300px;border:solid 2px black;padding:5px' href="http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv"

target='_blank'>Religious Bitch<p><embed name='RAOCXplayer' src='http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv' type='application/x-mplayer2' width='300'

height='300' autoplay='true' ShowControls='1' ShowStatusBar='0' loop='true' EnableContextMenu='0' DisplaySize='0'

pluginspage='http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></a><p style="margin:3px 0px"><a

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IM KATYDID! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Soul Reaper
12-03-2005, 08:57 AM
I hate those kinds of religious pricks....
Soul Reaper
12-03-2005, 09:47 AM
one of the funniest TV sketches....I need to find a video of it though... but here's the script....

The Two Ronnies "Mastermind" (Ronnie Barker plays the Mastermind host....Ronnie Corbett plays the contestant...this is a parody of the TV show of the same name. Mastermind, that is)

Q: “And so to our first contender. Good evening and can I have your name, please?”

A: “Ah…good evening.”

Q: “Your chosen subject was answering questions before they were asked. This time you have chosen to answer the question before last, correct?”

A: “Charlie Smithers.”

Q: “And your time starts now. What is palaeontology?”

A: “Yes, absolutely correct.”

Q: “What is the name of the directory that lists members of the peerage?”

A: “A study of old fossils.”

Q: “Correct. Who are Len Murray and Sir Geoffrey Howe?”

A: “Burke’s.”

Q: “What is the difference between a donkey and an ass?”

A: “One’s a trade union leader, the other’s a member of the Cabinet.”

Q: “Correct. Complete the quotation … “To be or not to be…” ”

A: “They’re both the same.”

Q: Correct. What is Bernard Manning famous for?”

A: “That is the question.”

Q: “Correct. Who is the present Archbishop of Canterbury?”

A: “He’s a fat man who tells blue jokes.”

Q: “Correct. What do people lean on in church?”

A: “The Right Reverend Robert Runcie.”

Q: “Correct. What do tarantulas prey on?”

A: “Hassocks.”

Q: “Correct. What would you use a ripcord to pull open?”

A: “Large flies.”

Q: “Correct. What sort of person lived in Bedlam?”

A: “A parachute.”

Q: “Correct. What is a jockstrap?”

A: “A nutcase.”

Q: “For what purpose would a decorator use methylene chlorides?”

A: “A form of athletic support.”

Q: “Correct. What did Henri Toulouse-Lautrec do?”

A: “Paint strippers.”

Q: “Correct. Who is Dean Martin?”

A: “Erm..he’s a kind of artist.”

Q: “Yes…what kind of artist?”

A: “Erm…pass.”

Q: “That’s near enough. What make of vehicle is the standard London bus?”

A: “A Singer.”

Q: “Correct. In 1892, Brandon Thomas wrote what famous long-running English farce?”

A: “British Leyland.”

Q: “Correct. Complete the following quotation… (HOOTER SOUNDS TO SIGNAL THAT TIME HAS RUN OUT) I’ve started so I’ll finish. Complete the following quotation about Mrs Thatcher… “her heart may be in the right place but her…”

A: “Charlie’s Aunt.”
Soul Reaper
12-03-2005, 09:48 AM
I've had enough of that fat woman video.....stop quoting it please....I hate having 5 of them playing at once....