I shaved my balls today

[The Scatologist]

and by balls, I mean the actual scrotum.

It was scary at first, cause I was scared I might nick my balls, but then I got the hang of it.




Just thought I should let you all know.:o

[bfm]

cheers,
i mite try myn aswell.

[jhale667]

Chicks dig it. Problem is, you've got to stick with it, or be prepared to SCRATCH YOUR SACK OFF for the next two weeks while the shit grows back. Ow.

[bfm]

lol..
worse than having crabs??

[jhale667]

Dunno...never had 'em for two weeks! LOL

[bfm]

hahaha..
shaving doesnt get rid of them mate.

[franksters]

If you really wnat to do a good jod and be free for more than a month,

try waxing, or get it done professionnaly by some asian chick!

Than your chick will really lick it!!!!

[jhale667]

Originally posted by franksters
If you really wnat to do a good jod and be free for more than a month,

try waxing, or get it done professionnaly by some asian chick!

Than your chick will really lick it!!!!
Did you ever see the episode of The Man Show where Jimmy Kimmel went and got waxed? He was SCREAMING, and not for comedic effect! None for me thanks.

[franksters]

nope didn't see it, but I know some guys that do it, and it fookin hurts!!! I don't think I would try it either.

[LoungeMachine]

No, this thread's not gay at all.......

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
No, this thread's not gay at all.......

LMFAO!

:D

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
No, this thread's not gay at all.......

Sure about that, thweety?

[Jimmy Jingles]

My wife got tired of using my pubs as dental floss, so she shaves them for me.

The advantage is afterwards she finds them so irresistibly smooth, she just has to baptise them with her tongue and swallow the meat.





And yes...this thread is gayish.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by franksters
nope didn't see it, but I know some guys that do it, and it fookin hurts!!! I don't think I would try it either.

Seriously...
If I was a guy, I would never try to WAX my balls...

When she pulls the hot wax off with those strips, the skin has to go through so much pressure (like a wrip off)...

Ouch! :eek:

Legs, armpits and bikini areas have different textures than balls!!!
I don't eaven know if that skin could resist waxing...

Anyone have really done it?

No, no,... we won't say you're gay! :rolleyes:

[blonddgirl777]

Go on shaving!
:D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by franksters
nope didn't see it, but I know some guys that do it, ...

Now I want NAMES!!!
And it ain't my husband...

[Eyes of the Night]

Hellarious!!! ... I actually trimmed my shit last night ...

[NATEDOG001976]

Good work. I trim my hair, and I've nicked my balss before. NOT FUN!

[The Scatologist]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Good work. I trim my hair, and I've licked my balss before. NOT FUN!


:eek: :eek: :eek:

[NATEDOG001976]

Hey, no changing my quotes...wtf?

[NATEDOG001976]

Huray for pubes!!!

[The Scatologist]

After I shaved my balls, I decided to make a donation to the local seafood buffet, and added an extra ingredient free of charge into their seaweed salad.

[Diamondjimi]

BARF !!!!!!!

[thome]

Too -Gay- for the Roth Army .Incredibly Gay .Is this the Village People web site cause this is bullsh@t.

This is the reason for a new forum one w no moderators just a endless
void were this dumbassed stuff gets posted.

The magic of the computer -reads your mind- and your post Immediately
goes to a place you can be assured, Others like you, that need to
know about your goddaam balls !

I vote this the most effeminating thread known to Man.

Not shaveing your Balls, but talking about it .I guess from the way things look we need a Fag forum .That would free me up from
reading all this fag sh@t all day.

Never mind fags aren't happy keeping thier personal life personal
they would have to have a- Parade-YEAAAYYYYY!!!!! in all the other forums so they could be assured I Know their a Fag .......

NEVERMIND!!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Me thinks thome doest protest too much.

Feeling a little insecure there, tommy?


Have another pull of that Pabst Blue Ribbon, kick the dog, and if worse comes to worse, peel out of the trailer park in your Camaro on your way to Blockbuster and pick up Busty Anal Babes VII

I'm here to help.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
BARF !!!!!!!

Well I'm certainly not going to go to all of the trouble if she's just going to do the rainbow spit all over me :D ;) :cool:

[NATEDOG001976]

The ball hair does get annoying. It grows so damm fast.

[thome]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
The ball hair does get annoying. It grows so damm fast. You sir are an Idiot!:confused:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
and by balls, I mean the actual scrotum.
....

Do humanity a favor, and don't stop at the hair...

[The Scatologist]

Would you like some seaweed salad Nick?

[bfm]

He doesnt but larbo does, he is queer that way...

[The Scatologist]

Would anyone like to share their ball shaving experiences here?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
Would anyone like to share their ball shaving experiences here?

Dude, you are such a fag...

Do you have an idea of how totally gay that sounds? "Th'ay guys'th, tell me about shaving your nuts'th? Th'uper!" That's like a whole fetish genre' in porn, watching chicks shave their poon, and you want to jack-off to stories about dudes scraping their nuts with a razor.

Is this some sort of retarded sexual cuntfusion on your part? I have an idea, KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF! YOUR FUCKING THREADS ARE GAY AND SO ARE YOU YOU USHER LOVING QUEER!!

Stop spamming the boards with your attention whore stupidity!

SCATOLOGIST, the poster so gay he had to change his user name from "knucklebones" because he admitted, **gasp**:

He loves USHER!! (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=335234#post335234)

Douche bag indeed, only your not a teenager anymore you tool....


AND FOR FUCKS SAKE STAY AWAY FROM CHILDREN!!

[The Scatologist]

Hey Nick.

I really love how you are so intent on trying to make me feel bad or something, while the poster above me, basically has a photoshopped lewd pic of Mary Kate and Ashley Olson in their signature.

Really, Nick. Are you really that dumb?


I used to think you were smart, but now, i'm not so sure.

Did the stuff you used to say in your discussions about the War and George Bush and such, really come from your own head? Or did you just borrow the opinions of other people so you can sound like some liberal hippy or some shit like that.


Maybe it's a case of self-projection?


Are you sure you're not really gay AND a pedophile?

Because i'm pretty sure I like girls, and even a bit older in fact, but all you do is try to accuse people of being gay and a pedophile, although I have nothing against gay people, based on joke threads.


Oh, and by the way, the reason I changed my name was because someone else had a similar name to mine.

I still stand behind the fact that Usher is the man. Also, I did change my name after I turned 20, but apparently, some mod or admin thought it would be funny to change my name to teenage douchebag.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
Hey Nick.

I really love how you are so intent on trying to make me feel bad or something, while the poster above me, basically has a photoshopped lewd pic of Mary Kate and Ashley Olson in their signature.

Really, Nick. Are you really that dumb?

Am I this dumb? First of all, I have no idea what you're talking about...

Second, The Olsen twins are technically legal I believe...

Not small children.

And don't address me with that shit, it's not in MY sig...

I don't even have sig's turned on at the moment.



I used to think you were smart, but now, i'm not so sure.

Well, I've always suspected you're a mental case, and lately it's been confirmed...


Did the stuff you used to say in your discussions about the War and George Bush and such, really come from your own head? Or did you just borrow the opinions of other people so you can sound like some liberal hippy or some shit like that.

Yeah, whatever Scat...Dude, you're the one that does the button pushing down there, here there and everywhere, with the bi-polar erratic shit where you get into an argument and bait people to no end, not me...



Maybe it's a case of self-projection?


Yeah, whatever.



Are you sure you're not really gay AND a pedophile?

Yeah dick bag, I've think I've gotten that pretty well figured out by now. I promise I won't start a thread on nutsack shaving...


Because i'm pretty sure I like girls, and even a bit older in fact, but all you do is try to accuse people of being gay and a pedophile, although I have nothing against gay people, based on joke threads.

Yippee! Then don't start stupid threads and act like an attention-whore douche... Which is one of the problems I've had with you. Any way you slice it, making jokes about little kids is pretty disturbing.


Oh, and by the way, the reason I changed my name was because someone else had a similar name to mine.

I still stand behind the fact that Usher is the man. Also, I did change my name after I turned 20, but apparently, some mod or admin thought it would be funny to change my name to teenage douchebag.

Probably because you run your mouth at (must have been a Webbie) anybody the first chance you get, then act like a wounded little prick the minute somebody flames you, or calls you out, for it. This ball-shaving thread was already (over)done by some other asshole, it wasn't funny then, and it sure as hell isn't funny now. Dude, you start one thread about kids sitting on your lap, and then one asking for nut shaving commentary, what do you think is going to happen?

And oh yeah, I have read much of it, but then there's your banner thread in Gear St...

No wonder why you're so popular here...

[The Scatologist]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Am I this dumb? First of all, I have no idea what you're talking about...

Second, The Olsen twins are technically legal I believe...

Not small children.


[B]Is the point whether they are legal or not? They still look like they're fucking 13. Most of you guys here are over 40 and they're like what 18? 18 is still too fucking young for me and i'm fucking 20.

But of course, this site is filled with 40+ year olds who look at teen porno all day.

And don't address me with that shit, it's not in MY sig...

I don't even have sig's turned on at the moment.



is that my problem?
Why didn't you go get your panties in a bunch in that Olson twins thread in the pictures archive then? Is this post I made as a joke really worse then photoshopping heads of 18 year old girls onto lewd pictures for weirdos to masturbate over?

Hell, I really doubt they were even 18 when that pic was made anyway.


Hell, why don't you go rag on one of the many guys on this site who own illegal Tracy Lords videos? Weren't you participating in that thread in fact?

You know, that would legally make you a pedophile. 16 years old is underage.




Well, I've always suspected you're a mental case, and lately it's been confirmed...



Yeah, whatever Scat...Dude, you're the one that does the button pushing down there, here there and everywhere, with the bi-polar erratic shit where you get into an argument and bait people to no end, not me...




YES BECAUSE WE ALL MUST BE SERIOUS ON THE INTERNET,AND THE INTERNET MUST BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

Get a fucking life.



Yeah, whatever.



Yeah dick bag, I've think I've gotten that pretty well figured out by now. I promise I won't start a thread on nutsack shaving...



Yippee! Then don't start stupid threads and act like an attention-whore douche... Which is one of the problems I've had with you. Any way you slice it, making jokes about little kids is pretty disturbing.



Yes, because David Lee Roth fans do not tolerate attention whores. I'm sorry. Really.


Probably because you run your mouth at (must have been a Webbie) anybody the first chance you get, then act like a wounded little prick the minute somebody flames you, or calls you out, for it. This ball-shaving thread was already (over)done by some other asshole, it wasn't funny then, and it sure as hell isn't funny now. Dude, you start one thread about kids sitting on your lap, and then one asking for nut shaving commentary, what do you think is going to happen?




That couldn't possibly be because half the people on this site are fucking morons could it? I mean, what's really crazier?

Coming to this site as a important source of social interaction, or just coming here to have your own little fun?






And oh yeah, I have read much of it, but then there's your banner thread in Gear St...


Really? Cool. Awesome.


No wonder why you're so popular here...



Yes, because it is so fucking important to be the most popular kid on a fucking internet messageboard.

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
Because i'm pretty sure I like girls, and even a bit older in fact, but all you do is try to accuse people of being gay and a pedophile, although I have nothing against gay people, based on joke threads.



Then why the hell do you start 'Chester the Molester' threads like this? (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30529)

I'll tell you why...because you a sick minded diseased ass turd, that’s why! You don't fucking kid about twisted sexual fantasizes with little kids. You should be shot in the skull and burned with a blow torch you nutless rotted pedophile.

Congratulations...you are the new official Roth Army shitbox.

I start a motion that all fucking pedophiles should be banned IMMEADIATELY!

[The Scatologist]

says the 32 year old who can't spell "immediately" who is typing while looking at teen porno.


Are you sure you're not like trying to hide something by trying to label others as pedophiles?



All this hostile reaction from a witty joke.

Seems to me, you're all trying to cover up for something.

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
says the 32 year old who can't spell "immediately" who is typing while looking at teen porno.


Are you sure you're not like trying to hide something by trying to label others as pedophiles?



All this hostile reaction from a witty joke.

Seems to me, you're all trying to cover up for something.




Thanks for pointing out the typo, you ashy turd.

Don't even try to label me as anything close to a Chester. Your 'witty' joke is nothing but a sick-assed attempt to try to garnish just an ounce of attention because you obliviously have no life and probably spend the bulk of your days rifling through dumpsters looking for pennies, or cleaning peoples windshields on the corner of 'Gay' and 'Fag' were you’re currently adding an addition to your two room cardboard shack.

Now go back to jerking to the little kiddies on the Oscar Mayer Weiner commercials you downloaded from your mom's computer.

[Keeyth]

Well, page 2 of this thread turned really nasty, but I have to say, reading the responses on page 1 cracked me up the firsttime I read it! LMAO!