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The Scatologist
12-02-2005, 11:09 PM
So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.:o

NATEDOG001976
12-03-2005, 09:16 PM
Wow. If I had that job I would get really fucked up before each shift!

Jimmy Jingles
12-03-2005, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.:o



Do you get off on that sort of thing?


FAG.

diamondsgirl
12-03-2005, 10:52 PM
:rolleyes:

The Scatologist
12-04-2005, 04:41 PM
diamondsgirl, would you like to sit on Santa's lap?

You can whisper what you want into my ear.

On Christmas Eve night, I will sneak into your place and give you want you want:D

The Scatologist
12-04-2005, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
Do you get off on that sort of thing?


FAG.

Would you like to sit on Santa's lap Jimmy?

Who knows! You might get a suprise from below:D

DLR7884
12-06-2005, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.:o


Originally posted by The Scatologist
Would you like to sit on Santa's lap Jimmy?

Who knows! You might get a suprise from below:D

I hope the FBI is watching you and your gay ass posts to this board.

DLR7884
Sick ass fag.

MAX
12-06-2005, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
diamondsgirl, would you like to sit on Santa's lap?

You can whisper what you want into my ear.

On Christmas Eve night, I will sneak into your place and give you want you want:D

How about you shut the fuck up or I'll kick "Santa's" balls so fucking hard that all you'll be able to muster, let alone whisper is a moaning sound of "Oh Come O' Ye Faithful?"

Read me you punk motherfucker? :mad:

The Scatologist
12-06-2005, 03:00 AM
So what would Maxy want from Santa this Christmas?

blonddgirl777
12-06-2005, 04:16 AM
I can tell you what I want right now...

I want all the pedophiles of the world to be put in the same bag and dropped in the Ocean,
somewhere deep in the Pacific...
Can you do this for me (and hop in, while you're at it)?

I certainly don't want to wake up at 4:00 AM and read about a hard on Santa on this site...
I hate to read about camouflaged child abuse...

If Santa can keep the shit (literally), the bullshit and other insanities away from here... this little kid will be happy!

The Scatologist
12-06-2005, 05:20 AM
I would like to start a ZZ Top cover band with everyone wearig Santa hats,

Nickdfresh
12-06-2005, 05:43 AM
Motion to ban PEDOLOGIST...

Dan
12-07-2005, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.:o

You are Sick.:(

ashstralia
12-07-2005, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Motion to ban PEDOLOGIST...

seconded...

blonddgirl777
12-07-2005, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Motion to ban PEDOLOGIST...

Thanks if you do!

The Scatologist
12-07-2005, 09:22 AM
People with sticks up their asses make me laugh.

Do you want me to twiddle it around?

Maybe it'll fix your constant constipation?

diamondsgirl
12-07-2005, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I can tell you what I want right now...

I want all the pedophiles of the world to be put in the same bag and dropped in the Ocean,
somewhere deep in the Pacific...
Can you do this for me (and hop in, while you're at it)?



good one BG.

they should all "swim with the fishes"...:mad:

canadiandlrgirl
12-07-2005, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.:o
I sure hope you never have kids you sick freak:rolleyes:


By the way i find this thread very disturbing:rolleyes:

canadiandlrgirl
12-07-2005, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I can tell you what I want right now...

I want all the pedophiles of the world to be put in the same bag and dropped in the Ocean,
somewhere deep in the Pacific...
Can you do this for me (and hop in, while you're at it)?

I certainly don't want to wake up at 4:00 AM and read about a hard on Santa on this site...
I hate to read about camouflaged child abuse...

If Santa can keep the shit (literally), the bullshit and other insanities away from here... this little kid will be happy!
Well put BG:cool:

ThrillsNSpills
12-07-2005, 10:54 AM
He's just posting for the reaction.
Yes it's sick, but the reaction encourages him.

Jimmy Jingles
12-07-2005, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by ashstralia
seconded...


Third.....uh.....adid

Pa Kettle
12-07-2005, 11:09 AM
Tarnation, dat boy is plumb off his rocker. Should be treated like a sick calf, just take 'em out 'hind da barn an' put a slug in his brain.

blonddgirl777
12-07-2005, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Pa Kettle
Tarnation, dat boy is plumb off his rocker. Should be treated like a sick calf, just take 'em out 'hind da barn an' put a slug in his brain.

EEeee,HAaaaa!!!!!!......:D

Matt White
12-07-2005, 11:21 AM
The 'ol "Scabologist"......

He's just a youngster who's desperate for attention.....


PLEASE...SOMEBODY TALK TO HIM

HA!

blonddgirl777
12-07-2005, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by Matt White
... PLEASE...SOMEBODY TALK TO HIM HA!

As for me... I will just stop doing that! :mad:

Matt White
12-07-2005, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
As for me... I will just stop doing that! :mad:

Kewl!:cool:

There are plenty of worthy posters who need your attention!:D

The Scatologist
12-07-2005, 06:42 PM
You know, the real kicker is, that the majority of the fucking posters who were dissing me for making this joke thread, are the exact same fucking ones ogling Mary Kate and Olson in some other thread on this site.


Don't ya just love people :D

The Scatologist
12-07-2005, 06:54 PM
I woulda thought that at least SOMEONE on a DAVID LEE ROTH site, would have had the sense of humor to play along and say something like.

"Santa Santa may I sit on your lap please?"


but I guess I was wrong. Humor is wasted on those without the mental capability to comprehend it.

DavidLeeNatra
12-07-2005, 06:56 PM
we already have a pic here...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=713426

blonddgirl777
12-07-2005, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
we already have a pic here...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=713426

L.M.F.A.O...
Horrifying!
:rolleyes:

thedoude
12-07-2005, 08:59 PM
i can see it now... chicks with elf ears... pointy boots... little skirts. that's it, i'm gonna be the santa at the strip club. thanks for pointing out my dream job!

The Scatologist
12-07-2005, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by thedoude
i can see it now... chicks with elf ears... pointy boots... little skirts. that's it, i'm gonna be the santa at the strip club. thanks for pointing out my dream job!


yup, i've actually been bringing a santa hat to school the past few days so I can like be all "Wanna sit on Santa's lap?" to everyone bwahahaha.


+ people think it's cute



It might have been funnier to just bring a beard instead of a hat though. BWAHAHAHA

Golden AWe
12-08-2005, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
yup, i've actually been bringing a santa hat to school the past few days so I can like be all "Wanna sit on Santa's lap?" to everyone bwahahaha.


+ people think it's cute



It might have been funnier to just bring a beard instead of a hat though. BWAHAHAHA

this is a dumb thread, kid

get a grrrlfriend or something

The Scatologist
12-08-2005, 03:41 PM
GA will you be my girlfriend?

diamondsgirl
12-08-2005, 03:47 PM
It became unfunny as soon as you mentioned "children".

Golden AWe
12-08-2005, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
GA will you be my girlfriend?

No. For your sake, I hope you know some females too.

The Scatologist
12-08-2005, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
It became unfunny as soon as you mentioned "children".


Really?

I think it's many times more fucked up how a lot of people on this site like to tease Eddie's son Wolfgang, who is a fucking kid.



Fucking hypocrypts.

The difference between me and most of you morons, is that I say that kind of stuff as a joke, while you fuckers say or do stuff like that and MEAN it.

Golden AWe
12-08-2005, 11:25 PM
FACK ORF .

Jimmy Jingles
12-09-2005, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
Really?

I think it's many times more fucked up how a lot of people on this site like to tease Eddie's son Wolfgang, who is a fucking kid.



Fucking hypocrypts.

The difference between me and most of you morons, is that I say that kind of stuff as a joke, while you fuckers say or do stuff like that and MEAN it.




Calling Wolfie a retarded fatty is one thing.

But when you start talking about little kiddies sitting on your lap and licking their ear lobes...well...that just screams of sick fuck.

Your 'jokes' are about as funny as Bea Arthur taking a geriatric shit.

You reek of gayness.

bastardog
12-09-2005, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
yup, i've actually been bringing a santa hat to school the past few days

Or this guy is a fucking moron that at is still in school at 20 instead of university or college....
or is working at a school and trying to abuse someone's kid

Kid your sick.......give thanks to God you are not on Puerto Rico because I could start my killing business with you.

The Scatologist
12-09-2005, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
Calling Wolfie a retarded fatty is one thing.

But when you start talking about little kiddies sitting on your lap and licking their ear lobes...well...that just screams of sick fuck.

Your 'jokes' are about as funny as Bea Arthur taking a geriatric shit.

You reek of gayness.


I don't even need to comment on your post, because I don't need to for people to see how low you are.

Do you enjoy picking on kids?

Do you go up to some kid walking down the street, single him out, and directly insult him?

Would you go up to Wolfie, and say that to his face?


You fucking coward. You're such a fucking pussy, that you need to talk shit about some 13 year old kid, from behind the safety of your PC monitor.


By the way, I love the fact that you're 32, and acting like this :D


I'm 20 so I have a excuse for being immature.

Matt White
12-10-2005, 02:31 PM
Ahhhh....the Scabologist......

BO-HOO look at me......

It's the off season....Hemp necklace sales are lagging..........The Pine apples & Coconuts aren't in demand.........

Get out there and collect that drift wood 'ta slacker!!!:mad:

HA!

MAX
12-10-2005, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
Really?

I think it's many times more fucked up how a lot of people on this site like to tease Eddie's son Wolfgang, who is a fucking kid.



Fucking hypocrypts.

The difference between me and most of you morons, is that I say that kind of stuff as a joke, while you fuckers say or do stuff like that and MEAN it.

Shut the fuck up junior.

Throwin' a couple of jabs at a spoiled, overprivileged, son of a dysfunctional Hollywood couple who happen to let him eat too many twinkies is an entirely different sport than pedophilia.

Creep. :mad:

Sammy Who??
12-10-2005, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Shut the fuck up junior.

Throwin\' a couple of jabs at a spoiled, overprivileged, son of a dysfunctional Hollywood couple who happen to let him eat too many twinkies is an entirely different sport than pedophilia.

Creep. :mad:

That was a good one asswipe!

You sure do have a way with words.

Do they sell liquor past 9 PM in mormon country?

Nickdfresh
12-10-2005, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by Sammy Who??
That was a good one asswipe!

You sure do have a way with words.

Do they sell liquor past 9 PM in mormon country?

Why don't you go listen to some VAN HAGAR like "When It's Love" you poser SHEEP faggot?

Matt White
12-11-2005, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by Sammy Who??
That was a good one asswipe!

You sure do have a way with words.

Do they sell liquor past 9 PM in mormon country?

"Sammy Who"???

I'll tell 'ya who...a crossed-eyed Cheap liquor salesman....who's fans are inbred Mullet farming COCKSUCKERS......


COCKSUCKER

Jimmy Jingles
12-13-2005, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
I don't even need to comment on your post, because I don't need to for people to see how low you are.

Do you enjoy picking on kids?

Do you go up to some kid walking down the street, single him out, and directly insult him?

Would you go up to Wolfie, and say that to his face?


You fucking coward. You're such a fucking pussy, that you need to talk shit about some 13 year old kid, from behind the safety of your PC monitor.


By the way, I love the fact that you're 32, and acting like this :D


I'm 20 so I have a excuse for being immature.




You sure have a way of twisting shit around don't ya faggy?

Let's all forget the fact that you think Michael Jackson is 'misunderstood' and you jack off in your car parked across the street from the KinderCare playground.

Oh no...I called Wolfie a retarded fatty and all the sudden I am a "low" person. Giimme a fucking break.

You are nothing but a pedophile butt spanker who secretly eats turds.





Yes, I am 32 and live to be immature. Read my title bitch!

Now go back to the kiddie porn boards you fucking rectum redecorator.

Nooche.


:mad2:

fuckhowardstern
12-13-2005, 12:43 PM
LMFAO "Bea Aurthur taking a geriatric shit".....fucking classic!