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FORD
12-07-2005, 11:03 AM
December 07, 2005
Man sells Mary, Jesus Funyuns on eBay

By The Associated Press

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Law clerk John Mize holds a pair of Funyuns on Nov. 29 in Beckley. Mize says he found the snacks under the seat of his car last summer. He claims the Funyuns resemble the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus. The onion-flavored snack food was auctioned on eBay for $609.

CRAWLEY — A West Virginia law clerk says he has been blessed by two Funyuns shaped like the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus he discovered under his car seat.

John Mize of Crawley put the onion-flavored snack food pieces up for sale on eBay in November and the winning anonymous bidder offered $609 for the morsels.

“The only reason I wanted to auction it in the first place was to let it bring a little joy and fun into someone else’s life,” Mize said. “Maybe this Funyun can make another person’s day a little brighter.”

Mize said he found the two religious figures in a pile of crushed Funyuns in his car. He said they may have helped him to recently graduate from law school, pass the bar exam and land his dream job as a law clerk. He also avoided a traffic ticket.

The 10-day auction ended Dec. 2, with bids jumping from $15 to the winning $609 during the last two days.

Mize’s Funyun find is not the first edible artifact resembling religious figures that have attracted Internet auction shoppers.

Internet casino GoldenPalace.com has paid big bucks for several food items, including $28,000 for a grilled cheese sandwich bearing the image of the Virgin Mary, $10,600 for a pretzel that some believe was shaped like the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus, $1,775 for a pierogi with the image of Jesus and $1,209 for a nacho cheese Doritos chip that resembled the pope’s hat.

The casino did not bid on Mize’s Funyuns.

But Mize said making a big profit was never his intention.

“It’s fun to watch your auction and to see how many people visit the site,” he said. “I liked sharing my Funyun story with so many people.”

Link (http://www.wvgazette.com/section/News/Other%20News/2005120619)

Ally_Kat
12-07-2005, 11:06 AM
yeah, okay, that one's really stretching. Besides, her head is suppose to be tilted and it's clearly obvious in that pic that it's not :p

Coyote
12-07-2005, 11:11 AM
I would like to comment this as a member of the Lutherian church and as a not-so-religious person:

What-fookkin'-ever!

What's next, Jesus & Mary appear in someones feces? :hitch:
(Will teh feces be full of corn? Will it have fiber? Only if you have too much time on your hands... :rolleyes: :D )

Coyote
12-07-2005, 11:22 AM
And if I offended anyone with that last post... Fuggeddaboudit.

FORD
12-07-2005, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Coyote
I would like to comment this as a member of the Lutherian church and as a not-so-religious person:

What-fookkin'-ever!

What's next, Jesus & Mary appear in someones feces? :hitch:
(Will teh feces be full of corn? Will it have fiber? Only if you have too much time on your hands... :rolleyes: :D )

No, that's not JC........

http://www.spacemodelmania.com/models/wfest2k3/hum_004s.jpg

.......it's Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Coyote
12-07-2005, 11:39 AM
Now hang on a second, Ford.

You sure Mr. H doesn't have Jesus & Mary making a special appearance somewhere on him? :D

And it ain't gonna be Christmas 'til the 25th, god damnit! :mad: :D

Jimmy Jingles
12-08-2005, 10:18 AM
On a somewhat related note...

Has anyone tried the new Funyuns with Wasabi?

Those fucking smoke!

fuckhowardstern
12-08-2005, 10:33 AM
$609.00!!!???!!! - ok - i'm gonna be the next person to find jesus and mary in some random food - just you watch! CHA-CHING!

Ally_Kat
12-08-2005, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
$609.00!!!???!!! - ok - i'm gonna be the next person to find jesus and mary in some random food - just you watch! CHA-CHING!

See, right away that tells you what it's all about. They'll have som 'splainin' to do when it's pearly gate time.

Jesus Christ
12-08-2005, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
See, right away that tells you what it's all about. They'll have som 'splainin' to do when it's pearly gate time.

That will depend on what they did with the money.

For example, if they took the profits and used them to feed the hungry or clothe the homeless, I would certainly feel a lot better about it.

And just for the record, My children......

Mom & I appreciate very much that ye are thinking of Us and are concerned that ye are living in perilous times. But we really don't run around impersonating food.

Swear to Dad, ye hath My Word on it. :)

LoungeMachine
12-08-2005, 08:45 PM
Not to get off topic.......

The guy in the pic.....

Could he possibly be more gay?

He has "please push in my stool" written all over him.