Chuck Norris

[sammysucks65]

check em out


look!!! (http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty)



the best list ever



haha

enjoy

[Jimmy Jingles]

All women love Chuck Norris because the mere thought of his beard creates an explosion of desire and passion in their vaginas.



Fucking Classic!!!

[Ozzy Fudd]

Way too funny here's 5 Stars Wear em Proud

[jhale667]

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."


Oh, my fucking sides!! Funny shit! :D

[Hardrock69]

HOLY KRAP!!!! :eek:

I can't see Chuck so I must only be seconds away from aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh.............

*KLUNK!*


"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death."

[Jimmy Jingles]

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."



BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[sammysucks65]

thanks to my older bro for the list .....currently stationed in florida as a newly christened us marine.....CHEERS!

[redblkwht]

Link aint working..can you reattatch it? im up for a good laugh.;)

[OfficerJimmy]

Here ya go (http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty)

Like I told you before this is the best thing the internet ever did.

[Soul Reaper]

FACT: He looks like a twat with out his beard (watch Bruce Lee)....well he looks like a twat anyway.....but even more so without his beard...

[Terry]

Oh, man!

Thanks for that link! I fucking needed that!!

Think I'll go watch Silent Rage in Chuck's honor

[Mr Badguy]

How about:

Chuck Norris has the hairiest back and shoulders in the world.

Watch that film he did with Bruce Lee, "Way of the dragon" I think.

He takes his shirt off to fight and he looks like he`s wearing a mohair jumper.

[Soul Reaper]

Bruce Lee rips those hairs apart.....then Norris falls over like a gimp...

[sammysucks65]

who would win this fight.....Jean Claude vs. Chuck Norris

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by sammysucks65
who would win this fight.....Jean Claude vs. Chuck Norris

They'd probably start gaying each other up....

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by sammysucks65
who would win this fight.....Jean Claude vs. Chuck Norris

Bruce would fuck both of em up lol

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
Bruce would fuck both of em up lol

At the same time i might add

Whoops wrong button LMAO Put down the Guinness and back away Ozz .... Just back away:D

[Dr. Love]

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

[Alex Mogilny]

You just know that Chuck Norris has a few Van Hagar CDs.

I remember watching the Letterman show one night a few years ago and Letterman was doing this bit on how CBS was gonna save money. He said that they were combining Dr Quinn Medicine Woman and Walker Texas Ranger into 1 show and they were gonna call it:

Walker Quinn, Medicine Ranger.

[nosuchluck]

check out the Vin Diesel list too - its just as hilarious

[nosuchluck]

Vin Diesel list (http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty)