WARF
03-31-2004, 11:58 PM
Midgets (in the tune of secrets)
She ain't waiting to get taller
She stands up giving blowjobs in the winter snow
I've got a kneecap that touches her shoulder
She be headed with Dorothy, the tin man, and the scarecrow
Ow, ow, ow, she got one leg
Got one leg and ah crooked nose, ah
Ow, ow, ow, she get crazy
Woman get crazy, she can't grow
Aw, but uh, she just lookin' good
She comes like the midget circus
She's as short as ant shit, but walks tall as the trees
She been to "R" rated movies before, she never gets in
She'll only gets in, if she hides in your sleeve
(Ahh) Ow, ow, ow, she got one leg
(Ahh) Got one leg, of her own
(Ahh) Ow, ow, ow, she get crazy
(Ahh) She get crazy, she can't grow
But uh, ah she just lookin' good
You know how sometimes, you got to run with no intention
You runnin' blind, like Steve Wonder at a "KKK" convention
The question is not, "Does height exist?"
But when she leaves, will she grow?
I got the feelin' she don't know either
Maybe she'll get hired in a Dave video
(Guitar Solo)
Ow. Oh, oh, got one leg
and ah crooked nose
Oh, oh, oh, she get crazy
Woman get crazy, she can't grow
Oh, oh. A-lookin' good, aw yes
Written and Directed by WARF
She ain't waiting to get taller
She stands up giving blowjobs in the winter snow
I've got a kneecap that touches her shoulder
She be headed with Dorothy, the tin man, and the scarecrow
Ow, ow, ow, she got one leg
Got one leg and ah crooked nose, ah
Ow, ow, ow, she get crazy
Woman get crazy, she can't grow
Aw, but uh, she just lookin' good
She comes like the midget circus
She's as short as ant shit, but walks tall as the trees
She been to "R" rated movies before, she never gets in
She'll only gets in, if she hides in your sleeve
(Ahh) Ow, ow, ow, she got one leg
(Ahh) Got one leg, of her own
(Ahh) Ow, ow, ow, she get crazy
(Ahh) She get crazy, she can't grow
But uh, ah she just lookin' good
You know how sometimes, you got to run with no intention
You runnin' blind, like Steve Wonder at a "KKK" convention
The question is not, "Does height exist?"
But when she leaves, will she grow?
I got the feelin' she don't know either
Maybe she'll get hired in a Dave video
(Guitar Solo)
Ow. Oh, oh, got one leg
and ah crooked nose
Oh, oh, oh, she get crazy
Woman get crazy, she can't grow
Oh, oh. A-lookin' good, aw yes
Written and Directed by WARF